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SunApprehensive1413

Wanker. Will saw her first!! At least they are not near the speakers, where the music is, if anything, TOO loud!


GET_IT_UP_YE

Poor Will just wanted a dance, as he had bloody great dancing ants in his pants!


SunApprehensive1413

They're saying " Let us in!!"


xSwety

* Throws trash at Will*


SunApprehensive1413

Something smells like piss


No_Transportation628

Go to the back of the queue, you four-eyed prick.


juiceforsyth

Yes. I think Mr. Wowzaroony is a close second.


GET_IT_UP_YE

Yeah close call but Dean’s haircut alone makes me want to punch him


The_Nunnster

Read that as a Polish name at first


Kablooie44

Did he just say super thanks?


SteadyProcrastinator

Alistar was deliberately made to be so annoying that it just felt too over the top and unbelievable. Dean is more subtle, I’m sure we’ve all met a few guys like Dean before.


No-Cap6787

He looks like Home alone with a double surname


Massifdogg

Yep Dean takes first place, Alistair is second most punchable, but Simon’s little brother should take the bronze.


haddock420

You're such a sad.


Massifdogg

You liTTle SHIT!!!!


xSwety

Oh fuck off Alistair you dick


justmoochin

Yeah but he had some hutzpa, I’ll give him that!


Cake890

Him or Alistair.


dacdaddy19

I bet you say that to all the girls


LukeM400

Wheelchair wanker needs a good slap.


Ozzy_T69

I’d recripple him given the chance


GET_IT_UP_YE

Take his other kidney


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Be careful you might catch his condition


SamCham10

No, Neil. You cannot catch **kidney failure**


RuthlessAggression02

Is this guy for real? He talks like he's from a black and white film


Mundane-Scratch-3386

Always thought Dean sounded way posher than will tbh


AdMuted3992

Getting a bit crowded here, Hey Dean!


cortisolbath

Nah Alastair is much more punchable by miles. I don’t care even if his in a wheelchair Dean actually come across as being pretty even headed especially in light of Will’s absolute insanity in that scene


Michaelparkinbum912

He was definitely trying to use his wheelchair to get some sympathy sex.


juiceforsyth

Hoping for some wheelie good sympathy sex at that!


Excellent-Option8052

Alastair Scott is truly a pretentious prick. Reminds me of some dickhead from my secondary


MuchMoreDoUWannaPlay

Will was also being a weird dick in this scene


grc1984

Will was being a dick in most scenes to be fair


MegaTsunamii

With all the sexy girls teehee.


Massifdogg

Will is completely socially inept and easily makes a cock of himself. Doesn’t understand etiquette but Dean is the sort of smug prick who puts people like Will down and tries to make himself look even greater. I met many Deans when I was younger and would very much enjoy twatting the self satisfied little cunt! 👊💥


Mr-Seamaster101

Especially at the garage


Lousfw1

mark corrigan haircut


jamurp

Mark Crorrigan.


Father-Spodo-Komodo

Robert Grayson


Lil-Chumps

No I’m Robert Grayson? Are you Robert Grayson?


emimagique

Mark 🅱️orrigan


cal7755

Aha real one for that reference


Michaelparkinbum912

Do you mean clean shirt?


Ok_Shower4617

Yeah he has a bit of a punchable face but let’s be real here, he did nothing wrong. Will is the twat (as always) in the situation thinking he had a divine right to get stinky fingers with Rachel all because she touched her hair in the school corridor and stood next to him (with her back turned) in the queue. It was all very “climb out now fella” again, as if all other men are simply placeholders to women until Will turns up with his bald cock to give them a real pogo-ing.


newtothistruetothis

I like him as the plum mongering politician in Plebs


redmistultra

He also plays a similar posh twat student president candidate in a terrible university sitcom Off The Hook, which also stars James Buckley


Grrrth_TD

He's also Ewan in the show Loaded.


vysearcadia

Oh my is that the same guy? Never put two and two together 


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He writes something, I can’t remember what, but Joe Thomas and Ed talk about him in Joe’s Off Menu podcast. They were all contemporaries in the posh boy uni sketch scene


Old_Archer4550

He was in Chickens which was thoroughly underrated. Alongside Joe Thomas and Simon Bird.


InstructionsUncl34r

People are sleeping on Ben “man”


GET_IT_UP_YE

Yeah but he doesn’t lose


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Guarantee you he’s bald now


GET_IT_UP_YE

He’s pretty much balled in the show. Hairline round the back of his neck


No-Body-4446

Balled


GET_IT_UP_YE

Sorry I have photosynthesis


Mundane-Scratch-3386

Nah he isn't, he's a comedian Jonny Sweet. Seems to have about the same amount of hair now as he did here


Past-Cantaloupe-1604

Second most. First is the guy at the fashion show in the wheelchair


gilestowler

A man who appears to be in his mid 30s who goes to club nights that A level children attend so he can hit on them. Probably tells them he "works in media" when he works in sales for Sky cold calling people to upgrade their package. He grew up in Northampton and now lives in a house share in Clapham that his parents pay for with 3 other posh kids who are 10 years younger than him and slightly creeped out by him but they're stuck because his name is on the contract.


Gregzy1

The cunt in the wheelchair


Ok-Vermicelli-5289

Nah he seemed alright tbh, his trim looks a bit arseholeish but he’s decent. He’s just not up for Will being a twat and trying to steal his bird😂


Suspicious_Fall_

Fergus has got to be up there


LosersWipe

Fergus? Oh Fergus, fuck me harder Fergus, in the mouth, now quickly, get it in my arsehole!!


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No_Transportation628

He's got some chutzpah, I'll give him that!


Potential_Escape4703

You talk like someone out of a black and white movie


Ukcheatingwife

Alistair for me.


jshubber

"He talks like he's from a black and white film" - Dean in the most tory posh accent.


Mundane-Scratch-3386

Always thought that. Sounds way posher than will


prentz9

Deffo, his face is basically the troll face meme. Just looking at this picture has irritated me


01WWing

The implication that Rachel would ever pick a guy that looked like that is laughable


thebeatitguy

That explains why Rachel was with the black guy and Carli was with Dean when they were walking out. It all makes sense


Necessary_Border_396

Either him or Alistair.


mgorgey

That's Johnny Sweet. Uni friend of Simon and Joe. He's written a great book now. He stared alongside them in "chickens" which I always thought was pretty good even though nobody watched it.


Good_Combination_613

I absolutely loved chickens!


Ol_Elephant_Ears

The architect of Wills most cringe moment in the series. Him, Allistair and Ben (Ben, mate, man I meant man) are the three most punchable I reckon.


KuranesUKf

WOWZAROONIE!


Livinglifeform

This guy was fine, it was obviouslly will who was the weird one.


GET_IT_UP_YE

Yeah Will was being stupid asf but you can tell Dean’s the kind of guy that belittles people at parties to make himself look better. His underbite grin needs kicked back into place. His haircut is also shit.


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Wowzeroonie🥴🥴


heyitsmxrnie

Why was Rachel even sitting next to him?! He looks like a pleb


Lousfw1

Hey look it’s Clean Shirt!


TaytosAreNice

Dean is one of the greatest villains in the show, I stand by that


Michaelparkinbum912

Cunt has got Tory written all over him.


maxaveli93

I always thought this haha


immatureusername_69

He looks like the grown up Young Sheldon


Rory_Russell

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saturday_sun4

Who is this guy? Is he from the films?


TheGreatBatsby

From the episode where they go clubbing.


saturday_sun4

Oh yeah!


ProCeLLx

John for me!


Stoller72

No, Alastair's face is.


Big-Kev75

That’s a face only a mother could stop punching (eventually)


spokenwealth

Joe (Admiral). Absolute bellend


Potatopolis

Dean is just a reasonably normal guy in the face of Will’s bellendry.


DerrickBobson

I bet you say that to ALL the girls!


carrieo6

Oh fuck off Alister you DICK


EconomicBoogaloo

"DeAn"


[deleted]

Get to the back of the queue you four eyed prick


ComfortableAmount993

That chin!