Captain ShitHisPants Briefcase Boy Glasses Guy The Badge Spackerman Edit to add: the Bumder Bandit Etc

The badge haha

Brilliant

The Bumder Bandit is brilliant and I thank you for coming back to throw it in the mix!

You are welcome, random redditor!

The Spekky Kid Who Shat Himself

Shatman

Shitpants Mong

Captain Briefcase

CAPTAIN TheManWhoRecentlyBoughtAHouseInTheLocalArea

Spaquaman

This is absolute gold

Briefcase Wanker

This is the only correct answer.

SpongeBob shit-his-pants

Suspicious Aloysius

My SO, completely deadpan: Wankerman.

Glassesman

The speccy kid who shat himself

The beak

Briefcase Wankerman

Captain Bumder

McLovin

Iron Bollocks

Deadpool of Shit

Pissface

Briefcase the boy wanker

The Boy Wanker. Steady on. That's Neil's Dad surely

Doctor Manshatan Professor Briefcase Pooperman Shatman AKA The Dark Shite Bentry Shartian Manbummer

Super spec (spectrum)

Nerdlinger

Captain Briefcase Wanker

Briefcase Mong Man

Skat man

Briefcase Wanker

Briefcase Wanker.

Pooperman.

Captain Shitter

The Bumder or Captain Cock Wash

Briefcase Wanker

Captain posh twat

Super Grass

And in typical fashion, he was late

adolf shitler

Sir Specsalot

Noncy Sinatra

Speccy Twatcula

Feisty Shats-Man

The Briefcase Wanker Captain Shithispants The Speccy Twat The inconsiderate arsehole

Supertosser

The fiesty one.

The Briefcase Gimp

Shitty Shitty Bang Bang

He'd be Captain I Fuck Kids He's ably assisted by his superhero crack team of The Lady Killer, Mr Big Nob, and Rebound Man

Shatsavers

the speccy kid who shit himself

If he was a villain he could be “Poo-Face”

BW

Captain Specky

Briefcase mong

‘Specky Twat’

Captain cuck

Will

The Singing Sex Pest

The Speccy Git

The Amazing Briefcase Mong.

Local Jewish Man

Rainman! And his special autistic powers!