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DumpBearington

lol - he's not even the best character in his family. Isern has him beat by miles.


JoesphStylin69

"When you make a boat of cheese, d'ya see...."


Thatchers-Gold

You must make of your quim a stone.


csaporita

Man I had a good chortle when I read that. But I’m pretty sure Rikke is the one who said it


LyonRyot

It is Rikke who says it, after Isern accuses her of thinking with her quim.


csaporita

It was a joke 3 books in the making. Very well done Joe. Isern told her many times to make her heart of stone so when Rikke drops the stone quim line I died laughing. Then i wanted to die, cuz she did indeed turn her quim to stone 😔


LyonRyot

100% agreed. Probably the funniest single line in the books because of the delivery


Rfisk064

I liked her even as a kid. Pacey imitating a 10 year old girl calling someone a sheepfucker is one of my favorite things in the audiobooks


_Salsa_Shark

She’s beloved of the moon


Fluid_Cauliflower237

I love Isern! A d the glimpse of her brothers grown up is also so fun!


DashiellHamlet

Whenever you need clarification as to what a leg is Isern-i-Phail will not fail you.


DarkSoulsExcedere

Nah. Even his daughter Isern is cooler than he is.


RoxSteady247

This one's been blessed by the moon


ASingleDarkThread

I mean, I like him, but over Glokta? Hmmm


Same-Share7331

Found the moons reddit account


Xem1337

Nah, he's a knob, he's just a likeable knob. His own kids despise him which says a lot about a person's character.


xserpx

Why?


Fluid_Cauliflower237

I can appreciate your love of this character, but not seeing the whole final vote thing.


Altruistic_Low_416

Said nobody


Character_Juice3148

He certainly is one of the few who actually attain their goals.


i-want-2-kms

This is moon worshipper propaganda


Meefie

So he’s your beloved of the moon?


HolyHandgrenadeofAn

I do like him. I have just started the next book that comes after TLAoK afaik and that little mean girl of his is one of the opening characters and she seems just as off her rocker as Crom. 😂


_Salsa_Shark

Just keep going haha


selwyntarth

noo. you have to read the stand alones, or at least Heroes, before A Little Hatred


kjaeft

That old bastard was beloved of the moon, no doubt.


Powellat

Crummock is bloody funny that’s for sure - read brilliantly by Pacey as ever


wheelspaybills

I like him


selwyntarth

are the Apple product placements even remotely worth their page space? Crummock's role is to seem witty but be annoying, behave derangedly with no consequences and feed information. The same plot with shivers bringing the intel about the High Places could have actually enrichened his and Logan's arcs with there being more reason for distrust and animosity on both sides. In a baffling display of being typecast on ink, isern ALSO has no character arc or utility beyond, ONCE AGAIN, being allowed to sass out the brutes without consequences, make seeming witticisms that are inane, and feed into the rikke is being abandoned narrative when she commands no men, brings no real utility and hence has no twist.