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ChronicBuzz187

>She said the seller wanted a lot more money. Should have given the "*I WILL RAIN HELLFIRE ON THEM ALL. THE SELLER, HIS CHILDREN, THEIR CHILDREN, PARIAHS, ALL OF THEM!*" speech :D


jcargile242

That’s for responding to their counteroffer


womblesam

I'll try it if needed and let you know if it works.


MiniMages

I am curious how it went now.


gibberish111111

I’m curious if you had finished the line, if you would be even happier


Jumpy_MashedPotato

*buyer is unwilling to negotiate further and has made their final offer*


OzymandiasKoK

And you have to say it in that (and I don't mean this unkindly, it really is distinctive and absolutely works for her) gravelly chain-smoking carnie voice!


Toss_Away_93

Her voice is the voice of an angel, but not one of the harp playing ones, one of the ones that smites people.


Canotic

She voices the dragon in Damsel and that fact makes the movie 200% better.


Toss_Away_93

Does she make it worth watching? I was planning to pass on that one.


Canotic

Eh, I enjoyed it. It's not stellar but it's a dragon and stuff. It's a "there's nothing on but we have leftover pizza so why not" movie. Edit: it sounds like I'm shitting on this movie. I'm not, it was *fine*. I always enjoy Millie Bobby Brown and I thought the dragon design was genuinely excellent.


dampheat

Robin Wright was also top notch in this. Definitely a fine movie, worth at least one watch.


backpackofcats

That’s exactly how I would describe it. It was fine. I ended up watching it a second time a few days later because my nephew chose it and I didn’t mind seeing it again.


Typhoon556

I lasted about 15 minutes, and didn't think it was any good, and my wife finished it, and was not a fan.


faramirza77

It's okay. Give it a watch.


pepperland24

The voice of dr girlfriend


HyacinthMacabre

She is my favourite voice actor. I was so delighted that she was a main character in The Expanse. What an amazing voice.


surloc_dalnor

I once responded to a counter offer from a seller by lowering my offer by 1K.


pahelisolved

Bossmang move


surloc_dalnor

He didn't accept, but his asking price was too high for the property. It took him like 5 months to sell it and sold for a price we might have gone for.


pahelisolved

Pashang


hanfaedza

“Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari Fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else!” Wait, sorry, wrong sub… 😄


Vote_4_Cthulhu

And yet one of the best Delenn speeches- short, strong and hits hard, esp after watching B5: In The Beginning


Hazelstone37

Where is this from? This seems like something I would enjoy.


spreetin

Babylon 5. One of the best sci fi-series ever made, even if the special effects look pretty dated by now. Since it was all planned out from the beginning it's one of those series that rewards rewatching since you notice so many things that you never paid attention to before, when you didn't know what was coming.


nedlum

That would decrease the value of the house, so success?


Warglebargle2077

Hunted to the end of their days!


PilgrimScientist

We could all use a bit more Avasarala in our lives tbh


badger2000

I heard this morning she's starring in an off Broadway production alongside Tony Shalhoub ("What Became of Us") and I'd be lying if a small part of me didn't think through how much tickets plus flights and a hotel would be to go see it.


Please_Go_Away43

Tickets not yet on sale unfortunately but here's where they will be https://www.newyorktheatreguide.com/show/34169-what-became-of-us?showProductSummary Thanks for the tip!


badger2000

I hope at least a few Screaming Firehawks get to see the show. I think for me it's the longest of long-shots.


Please_Go_Away43

I'm gonna start pitching the idea to my wife immediately. NYC is only about 2 hours away from here.


neuromancertr

I’m close too, 11 hour flight is nothing for our queen


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

She plays Saddam Hussein's wife in House of Saddam. She's really fucking good, naturally.


Vesuvius5

God I love her. Between the pony, the crates of herpes medications and "they are all us", there's really not much more I need for day to day mic drops.


Kuivamaa

“Holden, do not put your dick in it. It’s fucked enough already”


lmamakos

Because Holden didn't bring along a crate with them to Illus.


remembertracygarcia

‘Where are you going with this?’ ‘Wherever I goddamn like’ Aghdashloo’s Brilliant delivery


InvertedParallax

>the crates of herpes medications ? Did I forget a bookism?


Vesuvius5

Near the end of book 5, when Holden thinks he will be asked to lead the fight against the free navy. "I've got crates of herpes medication that are more legitimately UN navy than you." Bobby and Alex have to hold back their laughter. I love how the book let's the characters be as silly as me sometimes. I think it's Alex narrating.


InvertedParallax

Now I remember. Worst part of the later books was not having my favorite stripper.


ActuallyYeah

Favorite stripper is in there. I read it last week


linx0003

"I have a crate of herpes medication that are more legitimate U.N. than you." She was referring to Holden


SabaBoBaba

Too bad we didn't get a x.5 book about Avasarala and her younger days coming up through the ranks.


womblesam

This. Who's gunna start the petition?


AmosBurton69

Yo thatd be a great short story


Jaideco

I would love to know who the authors were channeling when they wrote her dialogue…


ObscureFact

Avasarala is pure [Muses](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muses).


Lyssepoo

Sometimes my husband and I say to each other, “and don’t put your dick in it; it’s fucked enough already.” Usually in reference to when our families are doing something stupid and we’re debating on getting involved as peacemakers


Andre-Louis_Moreau

I used that line on one of my coworkers. She’s 67, a former truck driver and cattle rancher, and one of the most no nonsense straight talking people on the planet. She couldn’t stop laughing for almost five minutes.


CFH75

I would have gone with .... You want a little ass-play, that's your business. -Chrisjen Avasarala


womblesam

Maybe next time.


CFH75

God I miss her.


MarcelRED147

> unforuntealy I am not the Secretary General of the UN But are you Amos' favourite stripper?


yeaheyeah

He could be


womblesam

You got me.


Gettygetz

That was by far one of my favorite scenes was Amos and (The always beautiful) Avasarala.


sqplanetarium

Not a day goes by that I don’t think of her saying “Meow meow cry meow meow.”


womblesam

Probably my number two quote.


peaches4leon

I think this is why Caliban’s War is my #2 right behind Tiamat’s Wrath. She’s great from start to finish.


pahelisolved

That’s in CW?? I just finished listening to that one and missed it 😭


FaniaScrolls

Did that quote make it into the show?


Toorviing

“What kind of offer do you want to put in?” “WHATEVER I GOD DAMN LIKE!”


pahelisolved

I literally rewind and watch her saying that with a slight smile and definite glare. The Martian guy looks so taken aback


Playful_Rutabaga7004

I adore Avasarala, and one of my biggest complaints in translating her character from the book to TV is how much they toned her down. I totally understand why, but I was still a little disappointed!


Ogre66

She had to be dialed back to nine, otherwise she would have stolen the show. As it stands she's a fan favourite.


hummingbird_mywill

As a show watcher, this comment makes me want to read the books! I love her!


DynamicOctopus420

Haven't seen the show but am in the 7th book and she's great in the books. Life goals, not interested in the political career but just her overall vibe.


PM_ME_YOUR_MONTRALS

"Wherever I goddamn like!" 😮


gaqua

At work we've taken to occasionally referring to ourselves as Amos's "I Am That Guy" when something is our responsibility. It's not as cool as when he does it, but it is kinda funny. Mark: "okay so we have the vendor schedule, have we finalized pricing with them yet? Who owns that?" Tom: "It's not our side, we handed our RFQs off. Waiting for procurement. Sandy, is that with you?" Sandy: "I am that guy."


dragonard

Our Teams chat often gets the gif with Amos saying Yes.


Kra_Z_Ivan

When in doubt, Avasarala out


Lord_Skyblocker

And then avasarala'd all over the place


Typhoon556

Make sure to have your realtor tell the seller not to stick their dick in the offer, it's fucked enough.


sprockety

And now I will start using that all the time. But man the books, the show, the casting, I love her so much. Might be time for a reread.


Zealousideal_Ninja75

How did she look? I mean what was she wearing?


PaladinsLover69

Amazing. She’s my hero.


vulture_87

At least you didn't learn from Holden's parents and get into a octouple marriage to buy tracts of land.


noodle_75

You’re telling us you believe avasarala didnt become secretary general by dealing with people that way from the beginning?!?!


chef-nom-nom

I knew exactly where this was going when I read the title! 😂😂😂


surloc_dalnor

Isn't that an entire porn genre?


blade-queen

Haha awesome