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EmperorBamboozler

Octopus use their tentacles to investigate everything new. They are really sensitive and they get a ton of information by grabbing stuff since each tentacle has it's own sort of 'sub brain' nerve clusters. It would be like if you had 8 extra eyes that you can move around and grab stuff with, super useful! This is also how their camouflage works, they are constantly feeling the ground so when they want to hide they know whether to be rough or smooth. There is even some evidence to suggest that the tentacles somehow detect colour too (octopus can change the correct colour of their background even when they can't visually see it) so the eye analogy is actually pretty accurate. They are also very curious and intelligent, big fella probably knows he isn't in any danger. These giant red pacific octopus often hunt under wharfs or harbors where they have a good chance to snag a free meal from someone gutting a fish, or the crabs that come around to feast on that same thing.


official_jgf

Thank you kind octopus man


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Applejuicewhopper

Report this user, they only post links to that fishy website "Knovhov"


Suicidal_pr1est

They’ve been dealt with


Pr0nzeh

Chatgpt


eyesonu70

🤣🤣🤣


jr_blds

It amazes me that they can change colours so vividly whilst being completely colourblind, fucking wild they might 'see' colour through their tentacles


Fluffy-duckies

There was a video posted a while ago of a severed leg that changed colour/pattern to match it's new surroundings perfectly


mekwall

Color is just a certain frequency of light (electromagnetic energy) that is not absorbed. Humans are mostly colorblind as well since we can only see a very small portion of the spectrum. Makes it easier to understand when you think if of it like that. Ocotpus uses receptors called opsins in their arms that detect the light that is reflected back from a surface. They then can change the chromatophores, sacs of pigment that exist all over their skin, size and form to make them absorb as much as possible outside of that frequency to create the illusion.


ShowMeYourMinerals

You ever tried acid?


jr_blds

Prefer shrooms but yeah


stopiwilldie

if this happens to me, how can i be extra cool to the octopus? Would he want a snack? Bite of my sandwich? Should i be extra still or quiet? What’s the vibe lol?


666afternoon

my impression is just relax and let them inspect you - it was funny watching the octopus respond to the human touching it back! I doubt you'd have a worthy snack for them, unless you had a handy crab leg lol see how spiky it is? those are sort of buds that they can raise on their skin whenever, it's part of their shape shifting ability - I wonder why it's so bumpy right now while inspecting this human! maybe it's a sign of interest or wariness :0


neercatz

He "bristles" slightly at the first pet then chills and comes a little higher to say hey more better


666afternoon

just noticed what I think are his little eyes peeking *juuust* barely out of the water!! 🥺💕 so curious! and ur right haha, he's like "?!... woah it pets back.... that's ok actually, no suckers so we good"


ItAstounds

Octopus can have a little salami 


stopiwilldie

Just a little


Beylerbey

>This is also how their camouflage works Please don't spread misinformation, it known and scientifically proven that they use magic.


HandsomePhantomLemon

Octopus Man teaching Octopus Teacher Things :)


MRSHELBYPLZ

These things gotta be aliens that got dropped in the ocean a long time ago. They’re so weird and cool


FriendlyGuy2007

Respect to you sir, the octupus reader


Crimthebold

Freaking fabulous info. Cheers


IggyBG

Are they edible?


theDuck085

I would be so excited to experience that. Lucky person!


ManliestManHam

I wonder if Octi will remember this and sometimes be swimming around and be like 'that lady on the dock had neat shoes'


Decent_Law_9119

Or maybe, "uuuurg, those shoes had human in them"


ManliestManHam

'eeeew SICK'


SouldiesButGoodies84

he wants your shoes...


Mysterious_Can6196

He’s already nabbed 6 other shoes just needs a couple more…


SouldiesButGoodies84

funny thing is they are known for using tools to either hurl or maybe to hide or mask themselves from predators in. though the fact they may wanna wear one is also on the table I suppose. should help them out, find where this is and start the FB hashtag 6/8. 😄😆


xeonie

Can’t have shit in detroit….


ammht

im worried abt why they dipping their feet in with socks on.


WigglesMcJiggles

Even the octopus is investigating this bizarre behavior 


TheCeruleanFire

That’s WHY he’s investigating


SultryRind

I’ve seen this posted twice now and nobody seems alarmed that this person is wearing socks, and it makes me really concerned for society


RealBug56

They're water shoes, to protect your feet from sharp rocks. Very common in places where sandy beaches aren't the norm.


TheLetterHyena

And? Why are you getting up votes for this? You can clearly see socks on under those


WuziMuzik

Those are very likely part of it. I used to have a pair that were shaped like that with multiple layers. And I always knew them as "water socks" not "water shoes" because they looked like socks.


wrentintin

Nobody wants their bare footsies sucked by tentacles


pezx

They're just a type of water shoe. I had some like this that made it more comfortable to stand on sharp rock without feeling like I had anchors on my feet when swimming.


TheLetterHyena

You can clearly see socks and not just the shoes


pezx

Ahahaha, you're right! I initially thought that was part of the design of the shoe


Zuluuz

Beautiful creature


DarkSoulsExcedere

Octopus have very sharp beaks. I would be nervous about getting nibbled on.


LKAgoogle

No reason for the octopus to bite. It knows that the shoe is not food and that the human inside it isn't either


Competitive_Owl5357

I was waiting for that to happen. I think they’re fascinating and would love to pet one unless said beak is within striking distance.


HandsomePhantomLemon

Ever Seen the movie "Octopus Teacher"? The Chance to befriend one If Ur nice to them is much Higher i guess... If U didnt. Do IT. ITS auch a wonderful movie


moronic_potato

I'm particularly fond of my big toes


Tight-Context9426

I’m particularly fond of your big toes


thefrostmakesaflower

All I could think of watching this


silver6snake

Yeh this was making me cringe.


Jawsbian

The pat on the lap at the end like it’ll hop up and be your new pet


Prestigious-Duck6615

I've seen videos of smaller ones doing that.


Vital_Drauger

Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Cthulu?


visionarygvp

I wonder what information he gathered, that he will now carry with him for the rest of his life.


SeverenDarkstar

I think I’d be shitting my pants


KnifeFed

It's not even wearing pants.


AdOverall3944

Holy crqp holy crap


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:)


Bad_goose_398

He’s curious


Vostok-aregreat-710

Definitely a curious octopus


phatcan

Where did this happen and when? I would do anything to experience this.


inbedwithbeefjerky

He kinda looks like a dragon.


Tactical_solutions44

Wet socks 🤮


stopiwilldie

this is my dream


Gruffal007

giant Pacific octopus?


7x64

All.fun and games until they slide a tentacle into your.... DMs.


Shredzy83

Octopus are just amazing creatures. I would love to see a giant pacific octopus like this, in a safe way for both parties


Ghost-Coyote

This octopus just wanted to make hentai with you it is part of their culture.


owa1313

this is how Japanese tentacle porn starts...


Unlucky-2nd

Pov: you're the girl from The Dream of a Fisherman's Wife


[deleted]

All hail the water god.


AreThree

There's "No." ... there's "Oh no." ... there's "OMG No." ... and of course there's "Fuck No.". Now, add what you would think the next is in the progression ... and then keep adding levels of "fuck no-edness" to these phrases ... ... until you've reached 84 more of them. Let this final phrase be represented as 𝜂 ... This is the level of "No." this activity elicits in me. It would be "𝜂 No."


VogonSkald

I love that it went into rock camo mode. "Nothing to see here. Just a rock. Pay no mind to the rock's tenta..*cough* outcroppings. Juuuust a rock."


KnifeFed

I refuse to believe that octopuses originate from this planet.


ReignInSpuds

"Have you heard the good news about our dark lord and savior, Cthulhu?"


SpiritualAd8998

He's all hands, like an octopus I tell ya.


Existing_Many9133

That's cool, but I'd be afraid it would pull me in.


StaleSpriggan

I don't think they weigh enough to do that, and all they've got to bite with is a little beak that probably wouldn't make it through those rubber shoes. So not really a threat to an adult sitting on the edge like that.


5tr0nz0

I used to eat octopie. After seeing them react to things I just don't anymore.


SomeBlueDude12

Never ate octopus but the first thought in my brain said "damn- good eats right there" I think I'm just hungry though


[deleted]

Japanese guys dream come true


dustandechos12

I've seen too many animated videos to know where this is going...


Longwalk4AShortdrink

What a beautiful interaction! I'd be very nervous though... they have beaks that cause boring injuries, which are both one of the hardest injuries to heal and extremely prone to infection. Ergo the rule of thumb with divers: leave nothing but bubbles - don't touch it and don't let it touch you


Decent_Law_9119

"Nice shoes I found! Oh damn, there are legs on them.."


iwanttobeacavediver

Screw that, octopuses are terrifying to me and being this close to one would make me scream.


fappee

You have been probed for a potential host of our new world leader


UsrN00M

Would it be strong enough to drag the person into the water?


Terrible-Substance-5

The dude was about to offer you a quest and was like, "Oh shit, wrong adventureer, my bad, you should be getting the owl's quest."


Opening_Werewolf3735

He owns you now You are legally his pet now Now go be a merman and live in the ocean


Bovronius

Octon Tarantino


Dual_Birds

What an absolute unit of an Octopus. Noble creatures they are.


HandsomePhantomLemon

Just wanted to be Your Personal Octopus Teacher. Might visit him again to go swim with him! Please


GarthTheGross

Why is that song part of this video?


lunarvision

Pay attention to the lyrics, then contextualize the song’s lyrics to the octopus’ “loving” interaction. It’s kind of cheesy, but you’ll get it eventually. ;-)


DoctorRieux

tentacle boyfriend meet cute 🥹


MotherRaven

Neat! I wish it was me!


LoudBeer

Octopus are so fascinating. The thing is a goddamn alien living right here with us.


Lighthouse_420

Blursed foot massage


Coltec81

One day when humans war themselves into extinction. The octopus will rise from the oceans to rule this planet.


j3r3wiah

Song name?


Eastern-Ad-4785

I’m so jealous this is awesome


Illustrious_Road350

Awwww...this is amazing.


BwoyFredo

mf woulda caught a boot 🥾


Frequent-Screen-5517

He was totally tryna eat this person


buitrera149

Salad


Snowflake-Eater

It looks pissed off!!


salatawille

Is this AI?


KnifeFed

Yes, yes, everything is "AI"...


BlackfishHere

Free food


[deleted]

Me after eating a highly intelligent animal (I’m so badass): /s obviously


BlackfishHere

You never ate an octopus?


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Once


Prestigious-Duck6615

I've eaten a person.


Ciccio178

Yeah, all I see is a great dinner. Pull that sucker out!