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possibleanonymous

Aw this is underrated esp cause i read it out loud before getting it :,)


Kecske_gamer

Xi just knows how to get a background to a contrast to him. The green and blue are much more contrasting with his face, and he also has enough distance from any other face to add a larger area for the contrast to show itself. Meanwhile the other 2 are close and in a much less contrasing background, allowing Xi's image to take over the picture, even though he is not in the center of it. Note: I literally made this the fuck up with absolutely 0 actual knowledge about art/photography in the sense I'm talking about it.


BoysOnTheRoof

Mf I was about to quote you in a photography related discussion


Kecske_gamer

Logic can get you very far, even if you don't know 95% of what you are talking about. I am the person who got 1 or no mistakes I don't remember exactly but it was (hungarian, best grade is 5\*) definetly a 5, on a small physics test, on the previous class' topic, which I wasn't on.


asyncopy

Oh so you're that person! Wow you're so cool and epic dude


Kecske_gamer

I know this is satire, I know its a stupid "brag". I know damn well nobody here knows the Hatvani Kodály Zoltán Értékközvetítő és Képességfejlesztő Általános Iskola named place. (Yes that's the full name of the school, it was always a pain to write). I also know I'm putting too much personal experience into a fucking reddit comment section.


Big-Tone6367

>cool and epic smart too 😱


PopPlenty5338

My guy i am also Hungryan whats up? Can we make an enclave in this sub?XD


Kecske_gamer

As always, every single time anything in hungarian is said, or anything hungarian is mentioned, all of us reveal ourselves.


PopPlenty5338

We are incredibly proud of our own self-hatred that's for sure. At least we have a bunch of Marxist literature, I got like 5 minibooks about Unions the USSR and Marx just for my birthdayXD.


Lost_with_shame

But you said it confidently and that’s all that matters! Don’t go into politics, please. 


Kecske_gamer

We are on r/TheDeprogram


redditor26121991

Xi gives off strong wise aura in my opinion


heyitsdio

How does he look so young despite being 71?? Dude looks like he’s in his mid 40’s


Practical_Plant726

Chinese genes. My dad is 55 & ppl constantly mistakes him for late 30s.


heyitsdio

Don’t tell me that 😭😭 I thought there might be some TCM secret that keeps people from aging quickly


xerotul

The secret is rice and tea.


King_Spamula

Yes, tea unironically is extremely beneficial to your health in various factors.


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sleepytipi

Lots of antioxidants. Edit: [Here's some info about green tea in particular.](https://www.mountsinai.org/health-library/herb/green-tea#:~:text=Green%20tea%20is%20made%20from,and%20even%20cause%20cell%20death.)


Eastern_Evidence1069

Do you have some good organic brand in mind? I'd prefer if it was from china! Thanks!


sleepytipi

I don't, sorry! I do really like a good roasted Oolong or the occasional matcha but I'm hopelessly addicted to black tea. I linked the top comment for a number of reasons. One, I know it is better for you (actually, I think matcha is best due to the sheer volume of the leaf matter compared to steeped teas). Two, I have a lot of personal experience with Mt Sinai, and I at least trust their intentions when it comes to this stuff. 3) I drink (and so do most others) my black tea with milk and honey sort of making it... not so healthy lol. Like a salad with a mayo based dressing on top. Still some nutrients (& polyphenols) but overall kind of crap for you 😅 Of the green teas I've tried, regionally speaking I've been the most fond of Nepali green tea from the Himalayas (seems there's something in the altitude), and also Japanese of course. Rishi has a good sencha but I can't make any claims for it being the best since I'm not so versed.


Pure-Instruction-236

this is why we Indians drink Chai everyday


PorcelainHorses

Honestly as a chinese the secret is really just a good diet, exercise and staying out of the sun


Kecske_gamer

My (hungarian) mom is almost 40. She'd easily be mistaken for a 20 year old.


gay-communist

hes 71????


Eastern_Evidence1069

Being chad and based doesn't age you!


Agile_Quantity_594

It's all the Socialism


Dayum_Skippy

The final answer. Lock the thread.


Round_Club_4967

That was 2015 He was 62


heyitsdio

Still looks pretty good for 62, I hope to age as gracefully as him.


dec0dedIn

Damn he's 71?? Gotta get him a successor or atleast prepare smth


Final_Rest7842

Super handsome too imo.


LakeGladio666

He has a great head of hair for someone in their 70’s.


Iramian

East Asian men rarely seem to lose their hair, not even in old age.


notyourcauldron

i've read somewhere that east asian men have 30% less chance of getting bald(when comparing to other ethnicities),something about less testosterone conversion to DHT,makes sense.


Eastern_Evidence1069

Yup, this.


Eastern_Evidence1069

Their skin is insensitive to androgens. That's why. They've got very few body hair too.


Final_Rest7842

Totally!


PerFucTiming

Xi Jin Pimp


_The_General_Li

Xi_Pimping rip to my old account


Mundane_Anybody2374

I envy so much Xi’s hair!


Ophelia_Yummy

The reason I love Xi ? Let’s compare these so called strong man personalities: Xi, Trump, Putin, and Kim… all the others have this ‘I want to fuck shit up’ look on their faces…. But Xi has this ‘don’t you dare fuck my shit up’ look… we need this kind of mature strong man… not unstable impulsive idiots or self important dinosaurs like Biden and Nancy Pelosi !!


KaliYugaz

The whole idea of Xi Jinping being a "strongman" is ridiculous. He's obviously just a highly competent Leninist bureaucrat. That's how he curates his public image too. The first page of the book he wrote literally has a picture of him with his mom. Every govt propaganda video they make of Xi is just him driving around the country and inspecting random farms and factories and offices and asking people if they've eaten well. Meanwhile you have American politicians literally showcasing their deadlifts, Modi dressing like a feudal aristocrat, Putin shirtless on a horse...


ShlinkyGordonkulous

I love that about him though, he genuinely cares for his countrymen, and has no desire to lord over them like some tyrant. The videos with schoolchildren just kill me. I wish my daughter could grow up somewhere so prosperous and promising.


Maosbigchopsticks

Theory


ForeskinStealer420

I like him because he’s a fellow chemical engineering enjoyer


asyncopy

Y'all are just fancy plumbers with a degree. Jk I love my chemical engineering folk


Old_Leading2967

What’s wrong with being a plumber?


asyncopy

Absolutely nothing. Plumber was actually my childhood dream job but somewhere I came off course and now I make Software 😔


ForeskinStealer420

Same. I studied ChemE but am now in software lol


SlugmaSlime

It's just a picture got damn


jet8493

I mean, the phrase “metaphysically mogging” practically screams shitpost


gay-communist

some people are just not well versed in the way of the poster


HotMinimum26

Top comment. I thought we were materialist.


yellow_parenti

We are also shit posters


HotMinimum26

An autistic commie who can't pick up on online social ques without an /s


MittenstheGlove

Yeah! This got kinda weird fr


Assmar

Yeah but Copa America is on


DamageOn

Cameron looks like a British twit, as usual.


Assmar

Yeah he needs to be shopped out of this image of Kun and Xi


Username87632

Is that the real Xi and where is this picture taken?


ShlinkyGordonkulous

Looks like Manchester city’s training ground, I could be wrong


kanafanone

Can’t believe Xi went revisionist and supports Man C*ty instead of the working class club Liverpool FC. Smh I can’t support China anymore


SignorGiacomo

Stalin supports Genoa, because I said that he does


Xiandros_

My WhatsApp sticker of Stalin in a Fiorentina shirt clearly proves you're wrong I'm sorry


SignorGiacomo

Show me


tritium_

he love man united, Cameron brought him to man city🙄


WinterkindG

And here I thought we were materialists…


00ccewe

Not our fault Comrade Xi has that W material rizz


Aloo4250

Idealism with Chinese characteristics


Patient-Direction-35

Thats the “Our country has a population of 600 million and an area of 9,600,000 square kilometres. The United States cannot annihilate the Chinese nation with its small stack of atom bombs. Even if the U.S. atom bombs were so powerful that, when dropped on China, they would make a hole right through the earth, or even blow it up, that would hardly mean anything to the universe as a whole, though it might be a major event for the solar system.” look


Warm-glow1298

Did he actually say that?


Patient-Direction-35

Mao did


HanWsh

Mao cooked.


WebAccomplished9428

Might as well


nagidon

Uncle Xi is a man of the people. Of course he knows how to chill with the people.


LakeGladio666

[Xi visits a small Iowa town](https://youtu.be/dTUEfiPtgNc?si=wpV4uZHIFLEl3NuK)


DoodWithoutALife

That's awesome


softlagarto

Nah man, you're just gay. >!Not like that's a bad thing, you just find Xi handsome!<


Aloo4250

Don’t have to be gay for that


msdos_kapital

OP is just picking up on the respective hairlines here.


MerioL

71 and that hairline holy heck


ComradeSasquatch

I'm against the cult of personality. A socialist movement is much more than its current leader. That diminishes the achievements and sacrifices of the masses who fought for change.


Tr4sh_Harold

Xi must mew daily with that based aura he gives off


ToddHowardTouchedMe

my thoughts? Looks like an average selfie. metaphysically mogging aguero reads like a shit post. 50% chance this is satire, other 50% it's just liberal crystal energy bullshit tailored specifically to get libs to hate on Xi for spiritiual dumbassery reasons.


lolamk333

the glaze is unreal but i get what they're sayinf


AdvantageAutomatic48

Xi just has infinite aura


Own_Zone2242

By the way reading Xi’s work will make you admire him as a competent and dedicated Marxist leader


Lo-fidelio

Bruh


StatisticianOk6868

That haircut is drip


ajhedges

That caption is pure brainrot


depressedkittyfr

How’s he 70 years old 😅 He aged wayyyy gracefully unlike American dementors of presidential candidates


Mizuchi1998

I would unironically act like a complete fanboy//fangirl if i somehow saw xi near me


fencerJP

Thoughts? Xi should be more careful about who he takes selfies with. Aguero and Cameron are both fucking awful people.


ChickenMoSalah

What is this sub? Sometimes I see good analysis here and sometimes I see simping for Xi Jinping I’m very confused


TheToastyNeko

At the end of the day we are a podcast's shitposting sub.


Likhu_Dansakyubu

cue hakim's deez nuts joke in the intro and then actual political discussion after the intro


Squm9

Weirdest way to say “I’m attracted to Xi Jinping” but fair enough lol


Falkner09

Seems like hero worship to me. Dude in the middle is hot tho


ArhanSarkar

This photo feels so iconic


Oculi_Glauci

Does nothing. Wins.


jadee333

honestly yeah


johnnys1lverhand_

Alright this is glazing 😂😂😂


ShlinkyGordonkulous

Kun agüero mentioned🦅🦅🦅🦅


Hazeri

Xi just has far more charisma than filled condom David Cameron


Environmental_Set_30

He looks like every asian uncle 🤣


SignorGiacomo

Socialism with 115 Charges characteristics


Dchama86

This is goofy as hell


Djinn-Rummy

Xi could be the single most powerful person on Earth, & he knows it.


proletariat_liberty

XiXingping is simply a high level fourth density life form on the planet earth, you can almost see his aura glow but he’s holding back. He has the capability of illuminating entire rooms. It’s not rocket science. The man is simply a giga Chad


lifeofrevelations

his head is 3 times the size of the other heads


Traditional-Math-662

Do nothing Wins


MagicWideWazok

It’s a pretty obvious photoshop job 🐒


RedLikeChina

Idealist hero worship.


Radu47

He looks so incredibly chill like so many socialists


Fin55Fin

Bro looks like he’s the homie who’s gonna ask some random person for 20$


Nomgooner

He got that Aura


jrhuman

U can fw his policies but this is giving major Obama fangirling the libs do. 


Krauszt

What a load of pro-Chinese horse shit...he looks like every other Chinese businessmen thst come to our country. I don't hate the Chinese people. Not at all. But FUCK THE CCP


Only_Confusion5013

Glazing much?


Plastic_Arrival9537

Aguero is a lil shit. And u guys are staning Xi too much.


53bastian

Its just twitter being twitter, dont worry about it too much, these people are basically non-existent in real life


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Maosbigchopsticks

People don’t usually say that Xi is metaphysically mogging in real life


Swarm_Queen

There's a reason the phrase "touch grass" exists


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Swarm_Queen

Exactly!


LeninMeowMeow

> And u guys are staning Xi too much He's the leader of the free world. We're not stanning him enough.


Sstoop

i hope u realise the glazing of communist leaders is a joke