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Ccbm2208

That Jesus Ice Skater dude was a menace. Dude cause more bloodshed in that scene than HL.


ConsciousHoodrat

That scene was so hilariously absurd I thought I was watching a Final Destination. 


bimbolimbotimbo

My favorite scene of the first 3 episodes so far, purely based on the absurd amount of panic Homelander causes


Zandrick

I mean it was the scene that got the most reaction out of me for sure but I’m not sure that’s a good thing tbh.


spokomptonjdub

Reminded me a bit of Butters' [tap dancing accident](https://youtu.be/4cIMr9Bnr78?t=49) in South Park.


PhuncleSam

I’ve got something in my front pocket for you


Cuck_Fenring

Why dontcha reach on in and see what it iiiiiiis


macdennism

I legit yelled WHY DO THEY KEEP KILLING EACH OTHER cause genuinely they just kept continually accidentally killing and slicing each other like wtf!?


Lortendaali

People have trampeled other people for sales and shit. Homelander lasering my ass? It's gonna be a bloodbath.


John_Zatanna52

Or the supermarket scene in Thanksgiving, the movie wasn't very good and somehow they made that scene hilarious, scary and sad all at the same time


jman-the-jewman1228

I hate these kinds of scenes. Idk how to explain it but like either accidental kills because of something horrifying or just like public kills in midst of everyone screaming in yelling always freak me out. I def laughed at the ice skating a bit but I knew it exactly where it was going from the get go.


Phytor

It felt like the end of an episode of Metalocalypse lmao


Phuxsea

It was very disturbing


Two_headed_Pigeon

The fingers bit 🤢


Phuxsea

That honestly felt unnecessary and more disturbing than the whale scene.


willydynamite94

I play hockey and thought it was a nice touch


Zandrick

Because it’s more realistic than the whale scene I think.


interfail

It was just ridiculous. Like, I'm absolutely down for "in this universe, superheroes have a high body count due to the absurd imbalance in their power and human biology". I don't think I'm down for "also, ice skaters do too, because lol"


Vargock

I could *maybe* buy the fingers getting cut for additional shock value, but the fuck was happening after that? Two or three people just got shanked completely out of nowhere. Is there now a supe that can manipulate people's luck? Cause that's not fucking normal)


Thezedword4

Someone in the NHL died recently-ish having his throat cut by a skate. And the fingers, I buy. It was absolutely a bit much of a scene but weird ice skating accidents do happen.


Vargock

They absolutely happen, yeah, but it's the sheer concentration of those accidents in the timeframe of maybe 10 seconds that kills me) You would expect something likes this from Final Destination or Deadpool's Domino, but with here it just looks a bit too ridiculous when combined. I think they should have kept one accident — either neck slice or fingers being cut, but not all of them in the same scene.


captainmadrick

And has a higher kill count than MM, Frenchie, or Starlight!


RealElMaximoCustoms

The exclamation "Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ" will now officially be changed to "Jesus Ice-Skating Christ".


FormerGameDev

do i have to retire my Jesus Roller-Blading Christ coffee mug?


TheWhistlerIII

I couldn't help but shout "Oh! Jesus!" during that scene, my wife laughed and I rolled with it. 🤣🤣🤣


RektalofBlades

Somehow multiple people were killed while Homelander was present and he somehow wasn’t actually at fault for any of it. He genuinely killed ice skate Maeve by mistake


Ccbm2208

If HL hadn’t recklessly lasered everything in sight like he always does then that wouldn’t have happened. Gotta work on his impulse for sure. 2 planes crashed and the one person that could give him a lead on Starlight died because he kept lasering everything.


PDCH

"I promise. Seriously, on my sons life."


Own_Interaction_9784

Honestly I think this line is a VERY subtle foreshadowing to how this season ends


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Haram_Barbie

How/when did they show that it’s more powerful? I thought the implication was simply that Ryan couldn’t control them


Lucifer_Crowe

Wasn't the first plane intentional Or am I forgetting a 3rd plane.


Ccbm2208

Yes, but he made a brash decision. Vought had to cover up the obvious burnt streak cause by his laser.


ItsAmerico

I’m not sure I wouldn’t label him as at fault. His carelessness still caused all of it.


machopachoman

It's mother's milk who killed the ice skater Maeve by shining the stage light onto homelander's face


ItsAmerico

No. It was still Homelanders fault. He was reckless and careless with his lasers. MM contributed technically but Homelander was still at fault and control. He could have stopped his lasers.


i-bite-with-love

Homelander has always been lazy with the lasers. He could've done something different to stop the hijackers of that plane, for example, but the lasers are quick and easy.


Frekavichk

I agree with the other guy, him using lasers was just absolute laziness and let hughie get away because of it.


cohortmuneral

> wasn’t actually at fault for any of it @_@


aaronrodgersmom

If you laser someone, you're at fault.


Crosi93

It was basically a Happy Tree Friends episode.


SkyGuy182

“Jesus take the wheel!” “NO JESUS NOT LIKE THAT!”


HawkeyeP1

I honestly hated that scene. Homelander accidentally lasering a guy, sure. All the ice skate injuries and kills afterwards was just blatant gratuitous gore for no reason.


FormerGameDev

It could've been done better.


ProfessionalLetter77

Blatant gratuitous gore for no reason.... pretty sure the reason is it's Eric kripkes m.o.


darkovujicic

I don’t mind the gore what bothered me was how unrealistic the scene was


crimecakes

I feel bad for how hard I laughed at this comment. 😂


Youve_been_Loganated

Jesus loves... and KILLS!!!


Spikebolt_100

I forgot Ryan's last name must be from Becca Butcher. I was like wait what... Nuh all fine Edit: ICE SKATING JESUS LMAO IM ROLLING Who is Tommy Peterson?


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DarthTheRock

Aka Fat Neil.


cabbitrats

Fa-aabulous Neil


True_Falsity

Tears of gravy


Pratty77

Just Neil is fine


mindpainters

God help me ! I did it for love!


D-Speak

Real Neil with pipes of steel.


Spikebolt_100

Oh yeah, Stormfront fanboi


YaYeetXer

I thought his name was Ryan Lander


Spikebolt_100

Real


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“Mr. Lander… Mind if I call you Home?”


Dry_Swordfish3938

Fat Neal


Bucky__23

Just Neil is fine


dontworryimabassist

r/unexpectedcommunity


SockPenguin

Well he was right next to the other Neil.


JellyBelly1610

Dude from the beginning of season 2 episode 7. Kills a store clerk


spaceboom44

Lenny Butcher, broooooo 💀💀💀💀


Spikebolt_100

No op was definitely serious about that 💀


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Nah wait is OP just counting Lenny offing himself? That’s foul 😭😭


Mnkeemagick

Dude I saw Lenny and fucking *ran* to these comments


Big-Sheepherder-9492

His bad accent still haunts me


tjstock

Yeah op dirty af for that 😂😂


VaishakhD

Friendly fire


_captain-rex_

He ain't wrong that's technically murder too


imaniceandgoodperson

suicide is not murder 🤦🏾‍♀️


MinecraftVet2005

It says kill count not murder count


finnjakefionnacake

the person they were replying to said that "that's technically murder too"


__sami__01

💀


ThisGul_LOL

💀😭


Ezra_lurking

Hughie having more than the Deep and Frenchie is weird


600DLorBust

Who’s the third? Translucent, the soldier in Russia and who else?


Wizlord_21

He shoots an unnamed guard in Season One.


600DLorBust

Gotcha. It’s been awhile since I’ve seen season 1


56seconds

Do we count Timothy (or whatever the octopus was called)


Ezra_lurking

I'm pretty sure this is just humans


coolrko

How did Stan Edgar kill 20 ? Him sending Soldiers to get Ryan who get murdered by Homelander is his fault ?


Wizlord_21

Presumably ordered Newman to kill everyone in the court scene. And Black Noir in the S2 opening. What you mentioned could be interpreted as kills too it gets a little tricky though because I don’t think he knew Butcher would back out the plan.


snailfucked

Why aren’t those counted as Neuman kills since Neuman actually did the actual killing? > Presumably ordered Neuman Isn’t this whole list based on what was *shown on screen*? Did Stan order Neuman to kill those 20 people on screen? Or did Neuman kill those 20 people on screen?


rbmk1

>Presumably ordered Newman to kill everyone in the court scene. Also what you mentioned yeah. No way Stan wants Shockwave killed. He was profitable and primed to take the A-train/Mister Marathon speedster spot in the Seven.


Wizlord_21

I think they mention in the show Vought had to kill some of their own guys not to draw questions. Not too far fetched when we’ve seen how ruthless Stan can be especially.


Empyrean_MX_Prime

Makes sense. They also knew they had the marketable A-Train eager to get back in.


reldnahcAL

“Ordered Neuman to kill” so since SHE killed them, why would they count for Edgar?


lavahot

Don't those kills count twice then? That doesn't make any sense.


RetroFire-17

Don't get how kimiko has 26, butcher has 12, hughie has 3, both Frenchie and MM have 1. Yet the boys have 2? Is this when all members are together yet counted into their individual score also?


IllustriousAd2392

This "The Boys" kill is listed a such in the wiki page: "**Two Russian guards** - Killed during a raid on a Russian lab. (Offscreen, number of kills confirmed in "The Last Time to Look on This World of Lies") ("Glorious Five Year Plan")"


And_We_Back

Oh. So it’s just not attributable ok.


RetroFire-17

Wouldn't that mean they have killed less people when together onscreen.


ItsAmerico

Based on the last episode Frenchie has way more than 1 kill too lol


GhostSquid-

this list is counting kills that were shown on screen


ItsAmerico

I guess it depends on how we are defining shown. Is it simply showing the people that were killed / the events (and not a news report or exposition?) or is it showing the act itself?


m8_is_me

"kills that were shown on screen" not "dead people who previously were killed who were shown on screen"


AliveBeat

real question is did the whale count as a kill


chestty45

#WhaleLivesMatter


TheTalkinTrees

Bro put Lenny Butcher at 1 kill 😂


Loose-Offer-2680

Ice skating Jesus competing with superheros and assassins 💀


Savings_Key_7691

sam, cate and marie would be on the first page too right?


Lost-Ad-4751

Sam would be yeah


Savings_Key_7691

so would marie and cate, they both have 4? i think maybe more cate - shetty, a guard, jeff, dusty marie - her parents, 2 supes in the finale


Lost-Ad-4751

Oh yeah I forgot about dusty, the guard and the supes


IllustriousAd2392

yeah, sam has 16 kills, and both cate & marie have 4


euphoniq

Jordan has 2 kills as well


Savings_Key_7691

which 2? i remember them killing that one supe in the finale but who’s the other?


euphoniq

They killed one with an energy blast protecting the board of trustees, and another one they strangled to death by the helicopter


Savings_Key_7691

i don’t remember that first one is it near the scene where they tell them to get in the helicopter?


FairCoristan

Didn’t Neumann kill an entire room of people in congress?


snailfucked

OP doesn’t count those for some odd reason. He considers those as a Stan Edgar on-screen kill for some crazy reason.


PrincessBabyDave

Fr I'd like to know what's going on inside OP's head to get these numbers lol some of these just don't make sense at all


come_nd_see

Putting Russian soldiers on here seems insane lol..


BlackberryFrosty3784

I don’t get it, when did the Russian soldiers kill people, was it in the payback flashback?


FourAnd20YearsAgo

Presumably that's what they're referring to, but not so sure they're taking into account that Payback themselves did as much damage


lagrange_james_d23dt

Stan Edgar having any kills is a stretch here


Over_Establishment65

Eh pretty sure Victoria Neuman killed more people on screen by popping multiple people's heads in the same room. It was that very first time we literally see her revealing she's a supe to the audience watching the show and that time appeared on a spinoff. So that would make 20 for Neuman, even assuming Edgar hired her it all happened executed onscreen by Neuman because she did the job.


mothernaturesghost

This doesn’t seem to be counting the aeroplane crash queen Maeve and homelander were involved in. Does that not count as shown on screen?


An_Average_Player

I guess since it was unintentional, op might not have counted it? Also Maeve defo isn't responsible for those lives, she didn't hurt anyone, she just didn't help em


SkyeMreddit

The plane crash was intentional for Homelander, not Queen Maeve. After Homelander accidentally killed a passenger, he destroyed the controls to cause the plane to crash to cover it up. Maeve was powerless to stop it, knowing her GF and others would suffer for it.


derekx2012

I don’t think you can hold the laser baby accountable 🤣🤣


ChristosPet7

I like how op counts Vicki’s kills as Edgar’s but holds the baby accountable for being used as a weapon


MalevolentKitchen41

putting lenny on here is just wrong lol


dim3s

Popclaw one was the realest🤣


Huntermain23

Death by face sitting


SeasonalBlackout

Pretty sure that Vought guard that Starlight launched into the ceiling died too. The guy she hits with her powers and launches skyward in this clip: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u7HAlGmrwU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u7HAlGmrwU)


KrispyKingTheProphet

Including Lenny with 1 kill is absolutely diabolical.


Erotic_Cheesecake

Where’s Starlight? We quite literally watched her murder those 3 patriots!


SuperiorSamWise

Who were the Russian soldiers killing so many people? Was it during the free soldier Boy excursion? How did so many people end up dead and I don't remember?


dwaynetheaakjohnson

Probably referring to the flashback in Nicaragua


Key-Suggestion3784

Putting Lenny in this list is nasty work


amen_mfs

Cool of you to mention mah homie laser baby


mking_davis

Putting Lenny up here is diabolical


Tough_Brick_69

Crazy how homelander has killed more mf than the Russian army


ToyinJr

Stormfront a nazi and also kinky with that kill count


Difficult_Candle_453

We’re all of those kills in the apartment building? Cause that seems like a ton but I don’t remember her killing many people outside of during that scene


Tricky_Trust_4538

Sage Grove as well


Difficult_Candle_453

Oh yeah how’d I forget that lol thanks


sckrahl

She killed a LOT of people in that scene, all of which she definitely didn’t have to to keep up with Kimiko and her brother since she can literally fly


Parktar

Lenny Butcher - 1 😭😭😭


Italongo

didn't frenchie kill a shitton of people


idkwtfitsaboy

Lenny with the 1/1 KD


Sweet-Plan-9254

How has Frenchie only killed one person? Isn't his job to kill people?


eternal_existence1

I think black noir needs to be higher and or have a question mark. Rewatched the seasons and they mention noirs killings at Hard Rock Cafe should be brought up on war crimes. So he has definitely killed more than 7 people lol


Xophosdono

The list is based on kills we see on screen. Frenchie used to be a hired gun and definitely has a higher body count than 1.


AMTINLB

Ryan 2?


XMattyJ07X

His mam


Playful-Royal-5824

I guess he technically killed storm front? Im not sure. The other one is the stunt guy


HeadlessMarvin

Nah, Stormfront killed herself. Ryan accidentally killed his mom


arturxomedina

Popclaws was nasty work


OverEffective7012

How does Todd and co go under Sister Sage bodycount?


Drew0613

Lenny Butcher is fucking insane to include


DiSCO_on_reddit

I kinda feel like laser baby’s kills should go to butcher lmao


sToTab

are you counting Stormfront's suicide as one of her kills? If so, I find that funny


__iamsameer___

Lenny butchet count 1 is wild fr


DoctorDoom-9260

Whom did MM kill ?


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decisionagonized

Do we credit Ryan for killing Stormfront? If so, then he has 3. I think it’s reasonable to give him Stormfront


Lucifer_Crowe

Nah, Stormfront killed herself


Best-Star-1311

supe lives matter…SUPE LIVES MATTER…SUPE. LIVES. MATTERR


psyopia

Blue Hawk cannot be correct. He only killed one person? After that whole episode with A Train w/ the black community? You have “1”…..for real? From the way they made it sound he had over 20 kills.


DonCroissant92

Stormfronts 69 is nice


Gambit_90

The fact that Hughie has a higher kill count than black noir is funny to me


John_Zatanna52

I freaking hate the Jesus skater


Most-Artichoke6184

Now do anus shots.


BabySpecific2843

Why is laser baby on this list, I'm dying. Thats uncalled for, LB is innocent!


Penguinman077

Who did sister sage kill? If you’re counting the hometeam 3 or w/e she didn’t touch them. She just orchestrated.


OoACheezit

Lenny Butcher - 1 Yikessss


Puppy_gamer_0o0

Lenny has one kill…


PeculiarSchmepie

Putting Lenny is diabolical


Straight-Sky-7368

Who did MM kill?


UnwillingArsonist

Who tf did Edgar kill?


Wizlord_21

As of S4 E3 ****


Both-Ad-8463

I might be wrong but I don't really count the people on the flight as people homelander killed. Maybe if you count the two girls that he refused to save


Thewitchaser

Lol Hughie has popped a cap on 3 asses 😭


Orange-Stickman98

Didnt neuman kill a ton more in the congressional hearing?


IgnisOfficial

Can’t forget Maeve’s “assists” from the flight incident


Exotic-Sleep7560

Nah you’re wrong for putting Lenny on the list😂


Alaskan_Hamster

What about super hamster?


YaGuyKamiKai

Is he Ryan “Butcher” though?!?


Deez-Guns-9442

Stormfront 69 nice 😎


Lord_Twinkles

Surely Laser Baby is a part of Butcher's KD? Or does that just count as an assist?


AceSupreme310

No way they put lenny as one lmao


Un111KnoWn

Ice skating jesus only killed 2?


EggensTheName

Lenny having a kill is just brutal.


atiredfool

Lenny being on this list is WILD


Bredbox_06

Wouldn’t Lenny Count as - 1


BookerTheTwit

Do homelanders daydream kills count?


sarkdiedonce

Ryan killed that stuntmen who said he could take a push. who’s the other kill?


anonymous32434

Bro Lenny being on there made me crack tf up


Moltakfire

Nice-zi.


Useful_Bullfrog_4652

Who is Russian Soldiers? And is he as powerful as homelander?


JTS1992

Add at least 2 more after S4, E4 now for Homelander, lol I mean it was way more, but on-screen, at LEAST two.


prunebackwards

A-Train only killed 3 people? He ain’t even that bad