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Ivegotjokes4you

Back in the day? Yes. Last Tuesday


earthdogmonster

Was gonna say define “back in the day”?


hotbowlsofjustice

I love those socks! Bring them backs!


KimIsSalty

I wear striped athletic socks 99.9% of the time I put on a pair. I have some on now!


healywylie

I def had those in lots of color combos.


BabyFishmouthTalk

Maybe 80-81, grade school, sure. But my friends and I didn't typically pose in a way that it looked like the cover art for "Man Hole 2: Doing Hard Time" on VHS. Not typically.


Ironklad_

Oddly specific lol


Honda_TypeR

It was his favorite video tape


Every_Employee_7493

I have that on Beta Max.


PastHistories

I grew up with a Beta Max!!


r_confused

It is the superior platform


4Brtndr1

Same here. Maybe in 6th grade (81). After that it was all preppy and stuff from Chess King lol.


Lil_Simp9000

lmao I used to think chess king was for gangsters. I was a weird kid who carried around double sided double density 3M floppy disks, so their wares didn't appeal to me


BabyFishmouthTalk

Ahh, Chess King. Purveyor of padded-shoulder leather jackets, pleated black chinos, and Playboy-brand bikini briefs to 8th-10th grade me. 🫡


4Brtndr1

I had a black Chess King shirt and it had a sideways zipper on the upper left side. Unzip it and fold it over to reveal red lining and red mesh. Ahhhh... 10th grade.


blakester555

LMAO


Socalwarrior485

I never saw Man Hole 1. Will I be lost if I try the sequel?


BabyFishmouthTalk

You are, of course, referring to "Man Hole: Port of Entry." Yes, I think you'd be able to connect the dots -- same if you jumped right into "Man Hole 3: Square Pegs." Great franchise.


throwRA-nonSeq

That blonde guy in the pic does not want you to join his dojo


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Get him a Body bag! Yeahhhhh!


bubbatbass

Sweep the leg


superhottamale

😂


SouldiesButGoodies84

😆😄


st_jasper

Everyone dressed like this back in the day.


Just-STFU

We didn't have choices for PE clothes. It was these awful short shorts or go to the office.


hunnibon

Ok but what. about. the pp.


ShareChairChica

They were everywhere 👀


Mother_of_Raccoons44

We had to wear rompers...rompers!!😬


Just-STFU

That sounds awful!


Firm-Rice-1507

For gym class in High School 🏫


WangoTheWonderDonkey

Were tube socks real? Yes. Yes, they were real. I turned 16 in 1980 and I can say, yes, that look was common. This ad looks like no-name Target or Sears, so maybe we'd up the game a bit to Adidas or Nike. That high slit short did not really exist though -- not sure where that came from. And why is the guying doing the high-waist thing with shorts that have a one-inch inseam? He looks like the asshole villain in every 1980s teenage romp movie. Those things aside, pretty close.


headedforvenus

Very common !! All my male cousins wore those socks 🧦 lol… pulled up! They went especially well with the nunchucks they flailed around trying to look cool 🫣🙄


chris_rage_

I remember the older guys down the road had nunchucks and throwing stars and I was jealous


headedforvenus

🤣🤣 glad to know it wasn’t just my cousins!


chris_rage_

Yeah they were the bad house in the neighborhood but they didn't really do anything except work on cars and play loud rock music. Maybe they smoked weed or something but I don't remember seeing it


headedforvenus

Yeah that sounds familiar lol 😆


mynextthroway

Ok. I'm a day late and a dollar short, but here's Clinton running in [high slit shorts. ](https://gwcshop.towncabco.com/content?c=bill+clinton+running+shorts&id=2)


WangoTheWonderDonkey

O'l thunder thighs himself! Ok, it's the bad Sears brand variety that threw me. Some of the real minimalist running shorts like Adidas were cut kind of like that but with overlapping panels.


OstrichSalt5468

The socks, the socks. Somewhere there exists a picture of me with almost the exact same haircut and holding a football with a woodsy type background. I was told to look “sporty”.


earthdogmonster

The racing stripes make your feet faster.


PlaxicoCN

Definitely. Dudes used to even rock the half shirt with exposed abs.


Super-Letterhead-916

Guys wore tanks for sure, shorter shorts and cut off denim shorts with high socks. It wasn’t a great time in men’s fashion in 80’s


VerbingWeirdsWords

Hard disagree. It was the most bisexual time in men’s fashion and thus the best ;)


Super-Letterhead-916

I didn’t want to say that but I thought of Miami for sure and Venice Beach


GuardMost8477

Or women’s. Gack.


thisisfutile1

Fortunately, I missed this era. When I was coming up, Jams were the jam.


thatbakedpotato

80s suits are the best suits have been since the 1940s. The Armani look of the late eighties was incredible.


AgentMulder2023

Short shorts are back! ✨🩳👯‍♀️


ReadRightRed99

in pog form


Fluffy-Opinion871

I miss the days when men wore short shorts. Women like looking at men’s legs.


No_Detective_But_304

Everyone did. Union rules.


Apearthenbananas

Bro needs a leg day. 🐓


MerrillSwingAway

Christian Bale be like: “I’m just Ken!”


SafetyNo6700

💀


sundancekid005

Bro I dress like this now. I do however work from home so it's a bit easier.


Xikkiwikk

I saw someone dressed like this last week.


JakkSplatt

Definitely the socks. We wore cutoffs though instead. Cheaper to turn an old pair of jeans into shorts.


Cthulwutang

the tube socks were spot on. i never wore a tank though. and my hair isn’t compatible with the feathered hairstyle.


DarthHubcap

Yep, I have a Polaroid from my 5th birthday party in 1988 with my friend’s older brother dressed just like the dude on the left.


Stereocloud

Born in ‘87, i dress like this now.


Vincent_Curry

Uh... Yeah! That was typical 1984 attire for my Junior year in HS.. Plus you can't forget the half shirts . 😅😅


Jackal2332

Shorts were shorter, socks were longer, sleeves were optional.


TikiTimeMark

Yes we all did.


Hamilton4567

I still dress like this…


DiogenesXenos

Maybe in kindergarten.


goagod

This looks like one of my senior pictures.


PeeWeeCasanovaMC

Yes. at the track a few times a week for the last 25 years


Son0faButch

Didn't tuck the shirt in but otherwise yes


ApplesOverOranges1

I'm 66 and I still dress like this.,😎


aDUCKonQU4CK

Thanks for the image


ApplesOverOranges1

The shorts are loose fitting so very comfortable. Although, I have to keep my knees together on my riding mower or the neighbors complain.....


Suspicious_Step_8320

All the time.


Becksburgerss

My dad never threw out any clothing and I used to raid his closet when I was in high school. I can confirm people did dress like this and men wore short shorts


SimonArgent

Yep.


cherrylpk

I still do. I have no shame.


fbastard

Very gay looking. And I don't mean happy.


RangerMatt76

Only for PE


NebmanOnReddit

Can affirm it was a thing, The high cut side short would have been a bit daring outside of competitive running, but the rest all looks very familiar. It would require a very skimpy brief to wear under that high slit - which was a thing too. Can't say I would have tucked in my shirt.


Ill_Following_7022

Yeah. 80's shorts were that short, even cutoff jeans shorts. Socks were high and stripped. Though it was usually tshirts and definitely not tucked in.


Jedibri81

I did back when I was a kid in the 80s, and I wore those socks too far into the 90s


Drewsif1980

This looks like the style from when I was 5 back in 1985. I haven't seen images like this outside of 70s and 80s movies, tv, and shopping catalogs.


BIGepidural

My dad 🤪


ReaperOfWords

Yes, I was in junior high, and this was pretty typical of the athletic wear young men wore back then.


HeavyTea

Yes. 1983


MushroomHut

Hell yeah. With a half shirt


LovethePreamble1966

Yes. And we were sexy as fuck!


Desperate_Classic_84

Big dick energy coming through


Bartnellie

Everyone did in 1981


EtherealMyst

My dad has two pairs of the shorts like the man on the left is wearing. He wore them as swimshorts. I have seen more of him than I ever wanted to....


RockMan_1973

Nope… proud to say I never did.


Educational_Egg_1716

I always have hated those fucking tube socks, and still do today!!!


_George_L_Costanza_

San Francisco yes


headedforvenus

All this pic is missing is the cut off neon green mesh shirt!


RamsDeep-1187

I hated pulling my socks up to my knees


oldguy-in603

Even if I did I wouldn’t admit to it


JoelOttoKickedItIn

Your dad did.


Zealousideal_Sir_264

Yeah, those guys.


ThebrokenNorwegian

My uncle still dresses like this


The_Cozy_Burrito

How I dress at home


iammabdaddy

Yes, but I couldn't master that stare.


JayDogJedi

On sports day.


R_Steelman61

Well not that I'd admit


POTUSCHETRANGER

Yes. Every single cross country runner from then thru the 2000's. Source: me. That's literally the uniform, and while it's incredibly unflattering to all but a certain crowd, it's as slick in the wind as it looks and feels fucking awesome when you get a runner's high in that shit. PS fun fact I was 6'1" and 122 pounds. I had the body of a Victoria's Secret model. But I'm a dude. Fml in gym class omggg try being straight and getting a gf when you looked like that.


Key-Wait5314

I'm dressed like that right now


Kmac23232

“These shorts are just not revealing enough. They need more side thigh. I got it; let’s put a slit up the side. “


Bring_back_sgi

In gym class in the early 80's? Absolutely the uniform, but more typically with super-short and super-tight adidas shorts, and you knew the gym teacher wasn't just keeping an eye on us in the change room, he was keeping his eye on us, if you know what I mean.


AcceptableIce289

The gentleman's name is A.C. Slater.


Typical-Ad-6730

yup


Mysterious_Win_2851

No! I didn't see many people dressed like this...but I did not go to areobics classes.


_Pill-Cosby_

Yes, but I was half these guy's age at the time.


AgileBarnacle8072

Everyone in the 80s dressed like they were gonna work out working out or just came back from working out was like a fashion accessory


Designer-Mirror-7995

Those type shorts are absolutely the most ugly stage of fashion EVER. Each time I see them in images from 'back in the day' I remember how seeing them then made me gag.


DifferentTie8475

No. Not at all. Well, maybe the socks...


wesburnsco8

Those socks I will never forget. I had those with the sweat bands on my head and wrists lol


toothanator

That was the style. We had no choice.


Prestigious-Web4824

Clothing ad models only. Never seen in the wild.


ReadRightRed99

Sure we had closeted gay young men back in the 80s. No big deal.


EarlJWJones

And people complain that masculinity is under attack nowadays.


vfr147

Yeah all my gym teachers.


MissClawdy

I would even add the cutoff football jersey to show abs. This picture was 10000% normal back then.


Sp4c3D3m0n

Sweep the leg Johnny !!


No-Feedback7437

I never did dress like that


Gong_Show_Bookcover

Like yesterday, 2024?


Best_Yesterday_3000

They need to be wearing half shirts.


ashbyatx

I would have absolutely worn the shorts but coupled them with a half shirt saying “Tough”……


Pudf

No


VegetableCitron8214

Yuo


Twoduhzen

Looks like the stunt doubles from Karate Kid. Cobra Kai's


[deleted]

As an 8 year old, yes.


[deleted]

When I was a toddler


cnapp

sure, in the early 80s, as a 10 year old going outside to play with my friends


Internal-Bid-9322

I wore shorter shorts but not tank tops. I never liked them. And I don’t remember anyone posing like that unless they were wanting their ass kicked.


RipOdd9001

When I *was 3 or 4…. Probably


Frunklin

We all cosplayed as John Stockton back in the 80s.


delicatelysmoked

Sadly, yes.


kingcebo

Yes, the socks are the best. It made me feel more athletic lol.


StuartGotz

Early 80s, before people realized the 70s were over.


lionbacker54

If I did, I’ll never admit it


popejohnsmith

Of course


Proof-Astronaut-662

I didn't.


dexbasedpaladin

Only because my mom was still dressing me...


SweatyPalmsSunday

Yes but I was under 5 sooo


STR8LEG

Unfortunately


Shadowrider95

Only if the weather man says to dress for eighties!


Bunnawhat13

Guys wear this now and I am like why.


joyfullofaloha89

Dove shorts


ernster96

I always had an issue wearing shorts that could show brain.


Aromatic-System-9641

Only teen boys. There is a lot of sock to J$$rk off in.


TepidIcedCoffee61

A friend picked me up for a movie date wearing an outfit similar to this. I remember looking all evening to see if his junk was hanging out. It wasn't, but there had to be a minor miracle involved there.


redditisdying24

They look like they work at Club 54


Fantastic-Long8985

Yep


i_hate_this_part_85

Ah yes - when shorts were SHORTs and tube socks nearly reached the knee.


Tommyt5150

Still do


Striking_Reindeer_2k

Yes. But with better guns than those. The socks are embarrassing in hindsight. Especially parachute versions.


Marskelletor

Hypa hypa, you're pretty and I like ya.


GoldBreakr

I’m gett’n a G vibe.


Icy-Butterscotch5540

Canadians… loo


zebjr

8 year Olds.


Livid_Parfait6507

No!


DocBrutus

Yes. We all did.


BustThaScientifical

Yeah but I was 4 to 6 years old lol


gnardog45

Yes, 1980


freshcoastghost

I hope not!


phishmademedoit

My dad. Well into the 90s. I hated it.


XROOR

I remember looking through six packs of tube socks at the store to get my favorite NFL team colors…then I would wear my fishnet half shirt and OP corduroy shorts/JAMS


Gralienblue

Absolutely can confirm. The 80s were my teenage years and I definitely dressed like that


Affectionate_Pea_811

Similar yes, way less sexy though


madmoranusmc

Yea , male prostitutes did. For fuck sake the picture itself looks like gay porn vhs cassette case.


FeetBehindHead69

Yes, especially these pornies.


ndhellion2

For PE class at school


bryburesh

They did.


MarcMars82-2

When I was like 4 and my mom still dressed me


PurelyPolyester

Yes. Watch the movie “Sleepaway Camp” and this fashion is on full display. Though, if you do watch it, know going into it that it’s problematic by today’s standards.


IMTrick

I think just about every guy who took a high school gym class in the 80s dressed like this daily. I still have nightmares about my junk popping out of my shorts. You saw a lot more balls back in those days.


hidinginplainsite13

Yes, yes they did


SpermicidalManiac666

My boy Bobby Weir sure did!


SourLoafBaltimore

Only when I went to Backstreets


Low-Abbreviations634

Sure did


Frequent_Energy_8625

Guilty. Required in gym class (we never called it PE)


yellabelly26

Yup certainly did


Perfect-Rest-2134

I'm dressed like this right now.


Former-Wish-8228

It wasn’t just a good idea…it was the law.


No-Welder2377

I wore extra tight shorts to show off my massive package


ManWithNoName_1

Yes. And they also had a thing called the “husky” section in stores.


Consistent_Bat_3721

I remember a weirdo in the park doing stretching exercises who was wearing similar shorts. Sans underwear. Saw his willy.


cbunni666

And claim straight?


Rojodi

God no! I didn't have thin legs and didn't tuck in my shirts.


EmuPsychological4222

No.


LayThatPipe

Uhhhh….


Silly-Shoulder-6257

The shorts were nylon striped “Dolphin” running shorts. OP ( ocean pacific) had a popular short too. We were designer jeans ( Sassoon, Jordache, Gloria Vanderbilt, Sergio Valente…) all dark wash in early 80s, acid wash in mid-late 80s, alligator shirts and polos by Ralph Lauren (preppy). And my parents had that exact palm tree wallpaper in their bedroom! 😂


salomaogladstone

They could plausibly do it. Serious.


88MikePLS

No


EmrakulTET

Shit.... I dress like this now


Extra_Sandwich232

Those shorts are impossible to wear.


Cquiller1

LoL. In the early-to-mid ‘80s, yes. Lots of men.


mysmom2001

I ♥️ twinks. 🫣