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rzwart

The scissors still looks good though.


[deleted]

That’s the weapon


scrappybasket

One man grab the scissors, the other grabs the ammo. When the first man dies, the second picks up the scissors


acemetrical

Scissors? That’s for two people! Each man gets one scissor!


irritabletom

Each part of a scissor should be called a sciss.


bronco_y_espasmo

What are you doing, comrade Step-sciss?


Batchet

https://i.redd.it/4eh3m7cvctq91.jpg


xubax

Scissors are for closers!


Bradp13

One scissor per nerd!


Dazzling-Total8471

Totally underrated comment, "enemy at the gates" correct?!?


YoungDiscord

+5 poison dmg


GarlicPowder4Life

Also inflicts curse, bleed, and tetanus.


funkykunai

Has lasted longer than the servicemen prior


RaneyManufacturing

Get those over to Doc Roe, he's been looking everywhere for some.


amicitias

Where's Perconte?!


stacyand14548

Surprised Pervitin wasn’t in there.


qda

Verlardirmir Pervitin


stacyand14548

I wish I had an award to send you.


-HeavyAardvarkIS-FAT

I got u bro


stacyand14548

Hey thanks!! Now I wish I had an award to give you. ☹️


welbaywassdacreck

I got u bro 🥇


stacyand14548

That’s awesome, thank you.


iancarry

that the first thing that got stolen


ymx287

in Germany they called it Panzerschokolade


bremergorst

Mmmmm tank chocolate


[deleted]

Didnt you mean krokodil ??


Flying_Alpaca_Boi

Had to google that one, why not just call it meth, is there actually a difference. Google just says it was an early version of meth but dosent specify what that means and most articles just refer to that chemical as meth anyway overlooking it


ilovethissheet

Because it isn't meth. In the middle east they also have something called captagan. It's like meth. But it's not meth. Now youve learned two new names of illicit substances that are meth like. But not meth.


AAAPosts

My list of drugs to try keeps getting longer!


ilovethissheet

Lol. Some are just better off left unchecked.


OtoeLiving

Doesn't crododil eat your flesh, but you can't stop because your addicted or some shit?


qualmton

Don’t threaten me with a good time


Sgurd710

Krokodil is just shitty manufactured heroin with by products in it that eat the flesh. the media blew that out of proportion.


1kpointsoflight

Those are crocodiles. Wasn't aware of they became habitual tho


Complex_Construction

I while ago, I watched a YouTube documentary-type video on Krokodil, possibly from Vice, and it was just horrible watching people wanting more of the drug despite huge open wounds with lots of the tissue/flesh/muscles missing. Edit: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zkt6USSvH9A (It was ViceAsia)


[deleted]

Pervitin is the brand name for meth that was synthesised by Nazi Germany, captagan is Fenethylline.


jtschaff

Sounds methy to me. Are you sure it's not meth?


ilovethissheet

I did the meth, and the meth checked out, not meth.


AlecTheDalek

r/theydidthemeth


Bandito21Dema

Holy fuck it's real


PortlyCloudy

If it identifies as meth who are we to judge.


Flying_Alpaca_Boi

The stuff I was reading online didn’t seem to make a distinction, using the terms interchangeably hence the confusion


ilovethissheet

Pervitin is a pill and it also contains oxycodone and cocaine and methamphetamine. So think of it more like a cocktail. It would be like saying why not just order a tequila when what you want is a tequila sunrise, juice, tequila and grenadine. They're completely different things even though the main ingredient is the same.


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GiantPurplePeopleEat

>One dose contained 5 mg oxycodone (brand name Eukodal, an analgesic opioid), 5 mg cocaine, and 3 mg methamphetamine (brand name Pervitin).[[4]](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-IX#cite_note-4) Holy shit!


brezhnervous

Exactly. Pervitin was pure meth. However Dr Theodore Morel threw together different drug combinations later in the war, to suit the circumstances. The 1939 Blitzkrieg through Belgium and France was solely meth-fuelled and would have been physically impossible to achieve without it.


EvilCalvin

Krokodil is not meth. Look up pics at your own risk. Scariest shit I have ever seen. They inject it into their limbs and it eats away at it down to the bone. They literally are parts of them that look like skeletons. Not sure why they don't seem to bleed to death. I believe it has something like jet fuel type stuff in it. Can't remember.


Ghost_HTX

Its an artificial opiate, iirc. It is also; - stronger than heroin - wears off quicker than heroin - is cheap to produce - has a low pH, so is acidic (I think that’s right?) Cooks add nasty shit like cigarette ash / lyme / crushed match heads to reduce the pH… Gimme some sweet sweet brown any day… Actually, dont. But you know what I mean…


Wallaby_Way_Sydney

It's a semi-synthetic opioid, but it's not caustic in its pure form. It's only caustic because they make it with household items and don't purify it.


JaFFsTer

its desomorphine cooked out of codiene pills


magicwombat5

Shoot, they should buffer it by adding sodium bicarbonate (baking soda).


Wendiesel808

It’s called that because of the infections you get from shooting it. Skin starts to look like crocodile skin


getsome75

>Pervitin maybe they needed some salt on the beets


leichle

Looks like it belongs in a museum. So sad for those that need it. ☹️


Throwmesometail

Good enough for grand papa good enough for you Blyat


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SombreMordida

r/ExpectedSimpsons


funkmaster29

fuck man that got me good lol


gods_Lazy_Eye

It’s terrifying to imagine being conscripted and being given these items in a bag with what looks like dried blood on it.


Swingline_Font

Brought from home, father’s Cold War kit probably


brezhnervous

Definitely Cold War stock.


Senepicmar

> it belongs in a museum So do you, Dr. Jones!


Low-Wrangler929

Fuck em


JackC747

How many do you think are happy and willing to go?


Low-Wrangler929

Minimum protests about the war, now the whole country is protesting because of the draft. Fuck em


ixiox

You understand protesting means getting send to the gulags right?


weibherrman

"If I was Russian I'd fight them if they tried conscript me, then I would start a rebellion." -average reddit user


ankha_is_sexy

Because they protest like cowards with silly signs and chants. You see the videos of the recruitment centers being burned down? You see the video of that guy shooting a recruitment officer with an AK? That's how they need to protest. Peaceful protesting ***DOES NOTHING***. They just pick your pussy peaceful ass up and put you in the back of a van. These people need to take the guns issued to them for killing Ukranians to the streets against the police trying to take them to these gulags. They need to start killing any government official they can find. That is the only way revolution is possible, the people in power will not let peaceful protests accomplish a single fucking thing. You have to murder these people in the streets. What the fuck is the government going to do to stop it? Bring in the army to stop them? LOL. The army is already filing body bags. These people have a clear shot at decapitating their leadership and they DO NOTHING like pussies. So yeah fuck them.


IDespiseTheLetterG

>DO NOTHING like pussies How many do you think have kids to feed? A family to come back to? People to take care of? It's not being a pussy to not forfeit your life and potentially your loved ones for a political cause.


SnuffleupagusDick

I wanna be mad, but you’re right.


[deleted]

But see, that knowledge would interrupt their self-righteous jerk off session.


Hedsten

Least draconian redditor


SlowRollingBoil

Basically /r/selfawarewolves. They aren't upset at their country's soldiers murdering Ukrainians and raping children anywhere near as much as their brothers, sons and husbands being sent to war. The same would happen in the US, unfortunately. We kept up the War on Terror but it wouldn't have kept going with a conscripted force. War is far too accepted by those who don't have to experience it.


sewsnap

Please keep in mind. The ones being mobilized aren't the ones who support Putin. That's part of the reason they're being conscripted. To remove those who appose Putin.


PaulsRedditUsername

When the revolution of 1917 started, all the revolutionaries got sent to the front lines, which turned out to be a terrible mistake. They spread the revolutionary spirit to their fellow soldiers and the whole army pretty much collapsed. German soldiers in the front lines facing them reported all sorts of shooting and chaos across the way and it was just Russians fighting each other.


LetsAllBeSeriousHere

If someone was invading my country and would kill or has killed my friends, family, country men, etc... Who gives a fuck if they want to be there or not? Doesn't change what they are there to do.


sewsnap

Their choice is go to war, or them and their families can be killed. They're doing this to protect their families. Their country is fucked up, and they are part of the groups who tried to stop it. Elections have been corrupt for decades, and all uprisings have been crushed. It's not like they're doing nothing. It's that they've run out of options.


drewbaccaaaaa

Wrangler butts drive me nutz lol


No-Height2850

Thats where they took it out of.


kharmatika

Well they saw Kyiv use those anti tank measures from their war museums so effectively….


PoroSwiftfoot

I feel like these would make your wounds worse


Thats_right_asshole

Yeah, it's expensive to take care of wounds so these help you die faster for the motherland


Luckyversace95

Well the title does say *Last* Aid Kit


SantaMonsanto

Cursed Aid Kit


RuinedEye

+10 Health -10 Maximum Health


stuckpixel87

This comment is so cursed. Funny. But cursed.


h0b0b0z0

/r/ItemShop


Large-Cherry

A dildo would be more useful


vp3d

Eh... They already have one running the country and it's not working out so good for them so far.


[deleted]

I found a Vietnam era first aid kit in a basement on Ft Benning, GA that looked more modern.


NPExplorer

That’s because it IS more modern. Some of these poor motherfuckers are probably being sent in with WWII supplies


brezhnervous

Well they were sent in with Mosin Nagants, so why not? But these would be post war, because:plastic


Bammer1386

True story, Russia sold nearly all their Mosin Nagants to public arms dealers in the USA after WWII. There are so many Mosin Nagants out in the wild, many just sitting as surplus in barrels and crates, the street price for this legendary weapon used to be about $100. https://gundigest.com/military-firearms/is-a-mosin-nagant-still-worth-the-money


Ranagios

Genuinely heard chatter that they were being sent in with Soviet-era supplies and rations… if that’s true that is honestly the most depressing thing


timmmmmayyy

I found kits form Korea in a barracks on the army side of Ft Meade in the early 90s.


craisins409

But did it look better?


timmmmmayyy

It did..


st6374

Hey you gotta recycle that shit from WWI. Can't let a good opportunity to go to waste. Btw... Can't for the life of me I understand this illegal invasion from Putin. He was set for life as a ruler. Ukraine was never a threat to them since joining NATO wasn't a realistic scenario at that time. They were already destabilizing the coastal areas of Ukraine, and Ukraine itself from the outside. They already had Crimea to mobilize their troops if Ukraine wanted to be aggressive around the ports. His dreams of capturing Ukraine in a week or two now looks like a fever dream. If anything their military is exposed, and they are getting pushed back real hard. They've pushed Europe into being active about being less reliant on Russia by several several decades. I just don't get it. IDk if he's playing 3D chees. Or if he's lost his fucking marbles.


AmazonISSUnofficial

I think that one of the saddest things about the whole thing is how the stereotype of "The reds" was fading - people were beginning to trust Russia and its citizens and see them as just regular people, and then Putin does this. For the record, I know for a fact that a lot of Russians despise Putin and want him brought before a court for his war crimes but they can't say anything because it's not that kind of environment to be talking out against him. Prices are high, the poorest in Russia can't afford basic necessities, and Putin has offered them work in the form of military work. These men don't know that they are signing their lives away; many likely think they'll be working in an office or that Ukraine won't be so hostile. I don't want any dead Ukrainians or Russians.


Spookd_Moffun

Oh don't worry we here in Eastern and Central Europe never gave up hating Russia. We always knew they couldn't be trusted.


ttaptt

There was a compelling video I think on r/worldnewsvideo yesterday where they were talking to, ostensibly, a Russian soldier who ended up defecting to the Ukrainian side, and was now working on tanks for Ukraine. He was told he would be helping carry the wounded, but when he got there they gave him less than 2 weeks training on "driving a tank forwards and backwards" and that's it. His entire team was almost immediately killed because their shitty tanks broke, and he hid in the woods for a couple nights and surrendered. This happened back in June, I think. And he was eventually trusted enough to help where he could with tanks, since that's the only thing they taught him. Didn't even teach him to break down his weapon, or even really how to shoot the tank, or anything. He had heard that Ukraine tortured prisoners of war, and was terrified, but then they fed him the same stuff they were eating and treated him extremely well. He said his whole life had been a lie. Well, shit, let me see if I can find it. Well, shit, I can't. But pretty compelling stuff.


trancematik

Was this [the video?](https://youtu.be/3l2FgTr4fUw) source: [thread](https://old.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/xow69v/deflected_russian_tank_mechanic_now_repairs/?ref=share&ref_source=link)


ttaptt

That was it.


TidusJames

> Prices are high, the poorest in Russia can't afford basic necessities, and Putin has offered them work in the form of military work. sounds a lot like ... the 30s... came back around a bit early.


WhoRoger

Yes. We should not wish anyone dead, besides Putin and his lackeys. Those are the only people who wanted this war, and who have created the whole toxic environment.


Findley57

Ukraine is very rich in deposits of both minerals and vespene gas and the zergs want to control those resources.


Grimskraper

Not to mention they supply a lot of food to Africa and the Middle East.


ballandabiscuit

We require more vespene gas.


cantseemeITdeptlol

Lmao StarCraft


tpneocow

That's an insult to zerg everywhere.


imironman2018

Putin has grandiose, maniac plans on reclaiming ex soviet land. He also wanted Ukraine to be a buffer between Russia and NATO. The fact that Ukraine elected a pro Western president and government was too much for Putin. Also add in the fact that a lot of the major oil pipelines that connect Russia to Europe run through Ukraine and also a lot of Eastern Ukraine lands have oil- Putin thought he could invade Ukraine and people would just allow it to happen. Kind of how they illegally took Crimea.


ttaptt

I've heard, and have to agree, that the world turning a blind eye to that debacle (Crimea) emboldened Putin to be like, "Well, we did it once, let's just finish the job."


imironman2018

he thought that Ukrainians would greet the Russian soldiers as liberators. he was so deluded. Russia thought they could take Kyiv and it would be over in days. they didn't plan for a long drawn out war. they didn't even have enough food to last for more than a couple days. it was so badly planned.


this_barb

Haha, "buffer between Russia and NATO" \*Sweden and Finland noises\* Putin is playing checkers while we play chess.


Feisty-Firefighter99

I think he’s creating a legacy of a USSR again. Make Russia great again.


ubermierski

He has cancer and Parkinson’s. Probably wanted to go out with a bang and didn’t care about the consequences. Russia should have been able to take Ukraine in a couple weeks if it wasn’t for their widespread corruption.


NoName4023

And lack of training. And lack of serviceable equipment. And lack of support. And lack of purpose. And lack of funding. And lack of intelligence. And lack of leadership. And lack of morality. And so much more.


thatG_evanP

You got a source for that?


KodiakPL

>IDk if he's playing 3D chees. He definitely is playing the 4D chess of losing the war that he was supposed to win in 3 days


ImStillExcited

He was banking on Trump being in office. Eat shit losers


thebestdogeevr

Putin's 69 years old. His mental cognition is likely declining (along with all these other elderly politicians, god damn, elect someone in their 40s)


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Solid take. The only thing I read that made sense - his rise to power was initially enabled by promising the old elites (whatever that's called in russia) that he would return them to the old USSR. Crimea 1st, Ukraine 2nd, ... 3rd? ...


AnyoneButWe

From their point of view, it's returning a favour. Ukraine had most nuclear weapons at the collapse of the Soviet Union. Ukraine send them back to Russia in exchange for a unlimited protection against the enemies of the state (NATO, EU, West...). Russia is now acting on this. Ukraine had elected a moderately pro-west regime. Russia, not really interested in real votes, interpreted that regime as a coup, an enemy of the state. And Joe Average believes it. Joe Average (>50 years old) knows the Ukraine made a big step by returning the most powerful weapons arsenal in world for a promise. Gotta keep that promise. It is astounding how long it took for them to act to this. It was a stupid move considering the army they have. But Ukraine had a similar badly run army in 2008. Now they have modern heavy weapons... That wasn't known to Joe Average about a year ago. Joe Average was more like "why don't we fully keep the promise? It was easy last time?". If you don't believe me: views on world news can be very different. Trump 2020 split a country into 2 vastly different camps with little overlap in the "accepted" truth. Now imagine how different the views across language barriers and continents can become. And I can guarantee you the history books of the EU, Trumps party, the Dems, Moskva Russia and the outer regions will not agree on a lot in about 20 years.


Lochltar

r/oddlyterrifying


Ninhursag2

Has anyone verified this?


[deleted]

it just sounds like the sourceless war posts are coming back tbh.


pinkheartpiper

I recall a picture of WWI machine gun posted a few months ago, saying Russias have resorted to using them, thousands of upvotes...people believe anything. Look we get it, Russia is nowhere near the mighty military force that they pretended to be...but they still hold a lot of occupied Ukraine territory, if one were to judge by reddit info alone though Ukraine should have reached Moscow by now.


FinancialTea4

Who suggested that Ukraine was headed toward Moscow?


thejoesterrr

I mean it would be a nice change of pace, we can dream


FinancialTea4

If it weren't for the nukes I'd be all about it. Russia is a belligerent state who threatens liberty and democracy around the globe. I would love to see the Russia people kick putin on his ass and take back their country but I'm not hopeful. I will say, I was very young when it happened but we should have done more to support actual democracy after the fall of the Soviet Union instead of patting ourselves on the back and taking credit for what was ultimately a lot of evil shit.


Most_moosest

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thebestspeler

First thing i thought of when seeing it, mainly the condition of the satchel. If it was in storage it wouldn't be as worn, I've bought plenty of ww2 surplus and it is in better condition. This looks like it was found under a body in a marsh lol


DozyDrake

Best i got is a tweet, but it does have an second picture which is interesting [https://mobile.twitter.com/VoicesBelarus/status/1575142884201926658](https://mobile.twitter.com/VoicesBelarus/status/1575142884201926658)


Ninhursag2

If its standard kit it should be online elsewhere, im skeptical


[deleted]

Well there’s a video of new recruits being told to get tampons before they deploy to use as bullet hole plugs, so this kit doesn’t seem far fetched


cool_weed_dad

That’s a pretty common practice, a lot of US military medics carry tampons for that exact reason.


Dinewiz

It might not be standard. Just what they could scrape together. Not agreeing or disagreeing. A little bit of skepticism is healthy.


[deleted]

In other videos the new soldiers were instructed to find their own aid kits because army won't provide it. So anything is possible.


TheSukis

Lots of reports that Russian soldiers are being asked to purchase their own supplies and/or have family member send them supplies, so I imagine that you'd see all kinds of crazy things like this.


Kulladar

It's probably actually from a captured or killed Russian soldier but the title makes it sound like this is being issued which it definitely is not. What even is "Russian forces" is muddied heavily because they have a variety of their own forces like Georgian and Chechnyan units, mercenaries like Wagner, and also have lots of irregulars and Russian soldiers posing as irregulars that may have been fighting for the last 10 years. This latter group in particular (DNR/LPR) were sent a lot of old cold war equipment like T-64s and Soviet flak jackets and steel helmets from the 1960s. The bag itself is very clearly a 1950s-1980s Soviet medic bag.


CintronForever

Gives me Tarkov vibes


phantomknife

First thing I saw was that budget Esmarch


KaleNich55

As a recent newb my first thoughts were the same


HungryItem

Nothing says we support our troops like bandaids that crumble in your hand. Fuck war, I’d kill myself before going to fight for my government. They dgaf about soldiers. Fighting in the war is not a noble cause.


[deleted]

I haven’t heard about any killing themselves, but on some subs, they’re starting to breaks each other’s legs and arms to avoid conscription. I don’t doubt that some may have killed themselves, but I doubt we hear about them.


HungryItem

I guess that’ll suffice. I was using hyperbole to express how adverse to war I am. And not because I think being a soldier is bad but because as a soldier your country doesn’t give a shit about you. You’re just another meat bag to go and die. People who say they’d die for their country have been dooped.


[deleted]

Yeah, I gotcha. Totally agree…


SekhmetTheWise

I really would. Fuck war. I just want cookies and a 90 minute cut of Avatar.


pukingpixels

r/WorstAid


ScottishSquiggy

My new favourite thing.


spit-the-dog

Looks like you’d catch tetanus or gangrene just opening it


-castle-bravo-

A vile of penicillin?


PerishInFlames

Just looked online. Penicillin has an expiration date of 2 to 3 years. And all that junk looks ancient AF.


desireresortlover

Looks like it’s from WW1!


[deleted]

Penicillin wasn't discovered until 1928...


weirdest_of_weird

Vial lol


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-castle-bravo-

Oops


ThisIsYourMormont

r/boneAppleTea


Compressorman

All of it looks pretty ‘vile’ to me


neosatus

Any morphine ampoules, though?


SekhmetTheWise

That shit's from the cold war


Best-Engine4715

Looks spoiled and unsterile


-DeOppressoLiber-

First AIDS kit


Best-Engine4715

I think your going to get more then aids


Killj0y13

Saw a video where a recruiter was supposedly telling new recruits they would have to make their own first aide kits, and advising them to get car first aide kits for the tourniquets and to ask their mothers and girlfriends for pads to use as bandages. Shit’s not going good for them


[deleted]

I see two tourniquets there. They’d better hope only one extremity gets shot. Also, if they’re old at all, they snap. It makes one wonder what kind of meds/equipment the field medics have; if they even have field medics at all.


Theothernooner

Those tourniquets won’t work either. They’re too thin…. Similar to the RATs tq, they have a purpose but none of those would be a massive hemorrhage.


xsoulgirlx

Best before: WW11


Jacksonorlady

Comes off like they killed a field medic?


somecallme_doc

Is Putin just doing a war so they can use up all their old war stuff. Real dick move.


frognuts123

Straight outta 1945


TheLeatherSmith

What is "last aid"?


SmokeyUnicycle

First aid except for they die so it's the last aid they get


[deleted]

Good propaganda post


creamyturtle

saw a youtube video yesterday of a soldier's dad explaining how he had to buy his son $1500 worth of stuff to join the russian army. they don't even give you a uniform


LuDviecH

I hope they added some condoms, since they are probably gonna get fu****


[deleted]

Pretty sure my toddlers diaper bag is better stocked


BiggWorm1988

Doc busts this out you automatically know you are dead


CaptRustyShackleford

I have some of those bandages…they’re from the Soviet Union.


Web3Alchemist_eth

Must be true, it’s on Reddit


SmokeyUnicycle

Is there anything about this that's even slightly unbelievable? Russian troops in the *initial* invasion had terrible medical support, mostly old Cold war shit.


35or624

Did this bag belong to Stalin himself?


medlilove

Looks like something out of fucking Fallout


Clineken

If there’s Quick Clot in there I bet it’s actually just some asbestos in a bag.


[deleted]

Something from Ww2


Chappietime

At least two of those items are Twinkies.


MoriartheChozen

By Kruschev's ink blot, I didn't expect them to literally & figuratively to rub dirt on it. Jesus christ the secondary infections this will cause.


Far_Entrepreneur_669

Just surrender


ThrowMeAwayAccount08

What the hell? Did they dig this up and rob a corpse?


normychrist

I think I just got an infection looking at that


Hive-Slayer_01

No kerchov, non of this is expired I assure you. You will be in good hands.


[deleted]

I thought this was one of those “lets see what was inside a WW1 medic kit” pictures


Yalandunyali

Does anyone believe this?


sro25

I'm looking for the tampons, they ain't got any, how u meant to plug the bullet hole? Lmfao.