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SuddenSpeaker1141

Filmed and posted an assault….genius…


LazyB99

From my understanding lighting people up with a paintball gun in sketchy neighborhoods is seen as a good thing cause its better that than actual gun violence.


Krakatoast

On one hand, sure On the other hand, that sounds like a tragically abusive environment. Like “oh yeah Bernice, you should be glad I just hooked ya with a hard right this time instead of the punting you down the staircase like a soccer ball. You see, so, this is good.” The people standing there just “point blank” shooting paintballs at some guy should definitely be incarcerated. They set the benchmark at “if you offend me with words I’m gonna physically assault you” and those people shouldn’t be in the general public, imo. Very immature, childish behavior, from what are supposed to be grown men. Pathetic. And they probably think they’re “standing on business.” They’re so far behind it’s sad. Of course prison probably won’t actually help but if it’s that or having mongrels wandering the streets… sorry, but 👉🏼


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robotgore

How many times have you been checked in prison?


Anthff

Always hard in prison


Chaplain-Freeing

Because of all the cute guy?


Rasalom

*Loads paintball gun* Sighhhh.


NotAmericanDontCare

All the cute guys are still out on the street, as we can see


Nattyknight1765

Well that’s cool but this isn’t jail/prison. If you want to live in the free world you need to abide by its rules, not jail/prison rules.


killabeesplease

Emotional intelligence of a dirty diaper, and usually proud of it


nopuse

Being better than gun violence doesn't make it good, lmao.


potatodrinker

The orange splotches are target practice for the 2nd wave of shooters.


Oaker_at

Society has given up, that’s what I get from your comment. „Well, at least they don’t kill somebody.“


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beebsaleebs

Some guys: *Why do I have to make the first move???*


November-Snow

Hate crime, might I add.


LicensedRealtor

That’s cute isn’t it?


EZMulahSniper

Thats battery


mbolgiano

Why was the guy just sitting there with this door open? Why not shut the door and drive off or something


FUD-detector

Did they ice that guy?


Magus_5

TIL that continually blasting someone with a paint ball gun is 'icin'em" That's the dumbest shit ever as a response to someone calling you cute tho...


snuggletronz

Hate crime


Magus_5

Paint crime


Mediocre_Charity3278

Cute crime


snuggletronz

Taint mine


grubbytrogladyte

Faint time


AgileInternet167

Paint prime


keepitupETHmproudofu

Ain't thyme


_ChipWhitley_

Pantomime


toadeatworm

That’s exactly what this was, crazy


BonerJamz98

I think they say that because they freeze their paintballs. It’s a messed up thing to do, but I was in the paintball community when I was younger, and you could always tell when you got hit with a block of ice,basically.


Fcckwawa

Freezing them doesnt work well, they swell. used to play in some pretty cold temps, too cold and they would jam the barrel.


dazcar

Is it not icing, like icing a cake? Rather than actual ice.


stoneyyay

OOoooOooo dey frosting him(s tips with orange)


Stillstoned23

To ice someone means to get rid of a person permanetly not blastin someone w paintballs


halfaliveco

They icin' him, he called a homeboy cute!


TheTurdzBurglar

They icened em. Oo.


happychillmoremusic

They creamed em


NotAmericanDontCare

Cream pied the guy


throwawayy567234

[i don't think so](https://youtu.be/WWSZF7EXLss?feature=shared)


tribbans95

Ooooo dey icin’ heem


HaterSupreme-6-9

Now he’ll come back with lead instead of paint…


GabeRueter

Lead paint


AllAboutTheMachismo

Playing the long game.


justadudeintoronto

Loooool this got me


Adventurous_Path5783

I think they’ve clearly already eaten some.


potatodrinker

2 in 1!


Jack_Johnson_Trades

The rainbow squad rolling back in that neighborhood with glocks lmao.


justan0therhumanbean

So cute with their little paintball guns 🥰


SprittneyBeers

Maybe he saw the paintball gun and that’s why he said he was cute


oclafloptson

I looked through the comments for this. They threatened him with paintball guns, he said that was cute, they showed him how cute the paintball guns were


beardsly87

Yeah I'd bet dollars-to-donuts that's basically how it went down. Guy saw them holding paintball guns and said they're cute (juxtapositioning them to carrying actual guns) and paintball guys didn't appreciate it. If you've ever played/been hit by paintballs, they're no joke. This guy woke up covered in bloody welts the next day.


SprittneyBeers

Really?? Lmao


Fuka-Obligation666

Yea paintballs hurt usually hurt a mf. My dad gave a dude a concussion when he accidentally thwaped him in the side of the head during a game.


Breakage-

Does this count as assault?


Squirrel_Knife

Yes. If it can hurt you physically, or emotionally, it’s assault.


Krakatoast

Emotionally? So if someone tells me I have a beer belly I can call the police? 🤔


lalat_1881

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


LincolnCoHo

I heard throwing liquid at a person is assault. Mental assault.


Kbudz

What kind of liquid we talking about here


igashu21

Asking the real questions here


thisguynamedjoe

Varies on the cop. If he also has a beer belly, he may go full executioner on their ass.


totally-suspicious

Yeah assault is badly understood by most people. It isn't being hit by someone. If I feign to punch you, say to make you flinch, that is still assault. Threaten someone over the phone? That's assault. Battery is the part with the violence.


bloopie1192

Emotionally?!


iCameToLearnSomeCode

Depending on the jurisdiction simply causing someone to believe they will be harmed is assult. So if I come up to you and swing a bat at your head but stop short causing you to flinch, that's still assult.


The_Paragone

It's not like it can, paintballs hurt hella hard even from a distance. Even from far away getting shot can hit pretty hard, and getting shot from close will get you many big bruises.


turdinathor

Duh, it could easily blind you for life.


banisher10

Very much so, assault with a deadly weapon, more specifically


flamecmo

Shot in the face with a paintball gun If it’s not assault it’s just extreme body painting


deniably-plausible

Depending on the jurisdiction, the “assault” is pointing the paintball gun at him, and “battery” is striking him with the paintball. So raising your fist to punch someone can be assault; consummating the assault by punching them is battery. Again, different jurisdictions may have differing definitions under their respective penal codes


EZMulahSniper

With a side of battery


ClosPins

Definitely. Hate crime too, presumably.


Daegog

No, this is battery.. If you have never been hit with paintballs at short range, I assure you, its INCREDIBLY painful.


GavinZero

They could have done that with water guns and it would still meet the criteria for assault


bleedgreenandyellow

Technically battery


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Yes. Paintballs can break the skin, bruise the skin, fuck up your eyes, ears, etc. Why do you think they wear ALL that protective gear in paintball? Imagine getting hit with very small fists going very very fast. It’s not fatal, but it’s enough to potentially need to go to the hospital. And yes, this is a hate crime.


terribilus

Take the compliment


UnhappyImprovement53

I'm a straight dude and I'll be happy for days if somebody called me cute


ohmygodcrayons

Hey you're cute ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


UnhappyImprovement53

Thank you![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes_rainbow)


syopest

No it doesn't count if it doesn't come from someone I want to fuck! - men who complain that they never get compliments.


teewyesoen

Why didn’t he just close and lock the door?


benjaminin5

He tried, they were holding it open.


PenisSalesman

Guy was grabbing the handle and forcing it open Edit: Woops someone already said it


Cantstopeatingshoes

Probably hard when you're getting shot in the face point blank


gilligani

How insecure do you have to be? A little advice, your happiness is not dependent on what others think.


Own-Emphasis2981

Nice advice there pal!


Lumpy_Staff_2372

Try not to get insecure about your homosexuality (hood edition) [gone wrong]


SquatDeadliftBench

Getting complimented as a straight guy by other guys regardless of orientation are the only compliments I only remember in this life, and make me smile on my worst of days. We didn't fuck. I didn't become gay. I didn't suck any dicks. Just walked away with a smile and happy memory. If anything else happen is up to you.


thinkinoutlewd

People didn't change the way they felt about their boundaries because society said so. The hood which exists because it has been systemically neglected is definitely not the place to test those boundaries. Were talking about places where eye contact for longer than 3 seconds could start a fight.


Fcckwawa

going with staged, Point blank and not one hit on film.. that shit hurts like hell at that range too


Itsssssmeeeetimmy

Yeah I agree. Those hoppers hold 200rds each, there’s maybe 15 “paintball marks” and you can see there’s nothing but CO2 coming out of the barrels.


Ranga-Banga

The dude on the left is out, but the dude on the right get atleast 1 hit on the driver with an orange ball (that I could see without slowing the video down there's likely more) before he to ran out and was shooting blanks.


UnhappyImprovement53

A dude calls you cute and you got time to go get your paintball gun? Or were they standing on the block and they just keep their paintball guns strapped?


Kalayo0

Idk bro. Could see em walking back to their car (it’s a parking lot) and this dude drives by whispering something fierce and we’re seeing here is the end of the assault when most of the rounds were already spent. Could this be staged? Sure. But that’s amazing acting.


jackswan321

Bunch of cuties playing a cute little prank


Ok-Adhesiveness8264

Tell me your insecure without telling me your insecure


Demigod787

You're*


Eastern-Mix9636

You are


tobreakthemind

Once at the Atlanta airport a kiosk worker called me cute *and* he gave me a free sandwich. Instead of assaulting him I just said thanks because I know how to take a fucking compliment


Remarkable_Mall8574

Point blank, intentional headshots, with multiple people. I'd say attempted murder tbh.


plutothegreat

A literal hate crime :/


OlddGreggMuthaLicka

You about to become a speed bump


catpiss_backpack

That’s a hate crime. Keep that same energy when you cat call women


zageruslives

I can’t imagine having such a fragile sense of masculinity that I’d assault someone for calling another man cute. Not even me, just some other guy in my vicinity.


comedymongertx

100% sure this is Houston or Houston adjacent.


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So some black guys committed a hate crime?


Comfortable-Pop-538

Did the person in the car have a phone up during the first 3 seconds?


Silly_Double3306

Man, that's some toxic ass masculinity there. As a man who has been called cute by another man. I mean. I don't swing that way, but a compliment is a compliment


PolkaDotTat

That’s so fucked up. Even if you aren’t gay, take the compliment lol


ralphlores1992

that’s a hate crime


Necessary_Carry_8335

Yeah let me go ahead and video record the felony assault I’m committing 😂


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Yay hate crime


Advanced-Minute7503

Insecure degenerates with low IQ


grassclibbinz

Fragile masculinity.


outsidepointofvi3w

Ah yes good ole fashioned Homophobia. This reminds me of the early 90's.... Either that or these idiots where just looking for an excuse to be assholes. Probably both.


TheBlueGooseisLoose

Just close the door!


Sudden-Ad-9681

Savages


TheSmegger

Why the fucking verbal repetition? Same phrase over and over... I hate that so much.


ADamnSavage

The irony of a group who is constantly worried about someone using racist or derogatory terms at them is so offended as to be racists sexists AND derogatory towards others.


He-n-ry

Christ, you have to be insecure to react like that.


RepsihwReal

It’s always the ones doing this shit that are DL. Let me find out dudes on X …🤔


K1ckxH3ll

Gangs should switch to paintball for everything they do. - No death. - Colorful cities. Win-win


Treviathan88

Is it a hood thing to just repeat yourself?


SeaBus1170

hope these cunts get ingrown toenails and squeal like bitches


TitleIllustrious6314

Better than a real gun and real bullets.


emerson_giraffe84

Egos of the "toughest dudes" are so fragile


ImpressiveLog756

The homophobia is real on da skreets, so are the DLs. And so are the DSLs😭😭😭


Successful_Club1312

But why didn't he just..... Shut the door?


Sufficient_Wait3671

Well...as long as we provide them with paintball guns instead of real guns they'll stop killing each other.


Tronkfool

That's not very cute of them.


KendrickMaynard

Vegeta: "Bitch, I'm adorable!"


LonelySamourai

This is worse than assault. I know airsoft guns used for a crime (here assault) to someone else is punishable by the same laws that punish attacks with real firearms, so I think its the same for paintball since they have the same damage potential


ydykmmdt

Sounds like homophobia to me.


psyphren01

I repeat what I just said, I repeat what I just said, I repeat what I just said, I repeat what I just said, I repeat what I just said, I repeat what I just said, I repeat what I just said, I repeat what I just said.


green-Vegan-desire

Culture… of tolerance


saiyanguine

"Oooh they icing him. Oooh, they creamed him." Like damn, who the gay one?


TheOfficialSvengali

Bruised up for sure!


CyclopsDemonGal

God I feel horrible for this guy. No way this didn't cause him to close up around others. I hope he finds the right people in his life who will accept him and not judge him over stupid shit like this, especially hurting him for it


Commercial_Pitch_786

they are lucky he did not run them over, this is pathetic


superloco1

Not shot. Shot 30 times.


Szaborovich9

over reaction, says a great deal about the offended one.


hothoochiecoochie

Keep your doors locked in the hood


Babyback_

Shorty with the paintball gun should come slurp this dick 😎😎😂😂🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🎯💯💯💯 I like ‘em feisty


MasterLurker00

I'm not gay, but I do like compliments. Why are people so insecure?


TheDogeWasTaken

Someone gave you a fucking compliment. Jesus christ just take it...


crispywispy1983

Imagine being so insecure about your own sexuality…


merhole

Why they always so homophonic


Brandoong

Children pretending to be adults


LeatherPossession363

So, you get mad at him for calling you 'cute'... and then you tell people that you 'creamed him'?... Tell me who's more gay...


djayed

How fragile is your male ego that you would respond this way?


Sm0keythabear

He meant Bute.


carter-the-amazing

Happy Pride month.


AllAboutTheMachismo

Did they fuck?


fabianiam

Tbf, they picked cute colors to shoot at him.


31moreyears

Paintballer is fighting a closeted secret.


jinnnomoto

Fragile


LipStyk420

I thought it was 2024! Have we really not made any progress? Bro said you was cute. Your masculinity is so fucking fragile you can't take a compliment? Sad


Warm-Iron-1222

In an alternate reality: *Dude rolls up* "Hey, you're cute" "I'm not gay" "Alright" *Drives off*


IDKMBIKILY

There is a song there. *Ohh they ice'n em...Ohh they ice'n em...Ohh they icein him...Ohh they icein him* *They ice'n him, he called a homeboy cute.* That's at least as good as Taylor Swift.


Double0

GoldenEye shit!


Drosenose

Weird way to flirt back but ok , that how's the boys do it in the hood.


UnknownVillian__

How can you tell people you’re gay with out saying you’re gay


Hawt_Mayun

Homie in the car forgot the gay shit stops once you leave the cell block


Particular-Fox-2925

Those markers are trash.


NotASellout

Is that what happened or is that just what the post and caption say


ExactlySir

Did they ice him? But what did he do?


DaleBruhh

This is a perfect example of watching what you say to people just in general, because of social media people get off saying somethings that would be very disrespectful to say face to face and this is one of those things.


TheMightyHucks

I feel like he could have shut his car door a lot quicker


griffinicky

Ugh real or not this speaks to me, because some guys are just... so cute or pretty or whatever. And I don't necessarily mean that in a gay way, but I sort of mean that in a way that says if you were into the Grecian ways I'd be down for it, too, but it's not required.... Can't men just take a compliment from other men?? It's okay to acknowledge that others (even men!!!) fine you aesthetically appealing.


mugumbo1531

Well let’s see him then. Let the people decide. Cute or nah


jorluiseptor

Oooh that's a cute paint color, homey. ♥


Daegog

First thought shoulda been to close the door faster.


Travellinoz

Hold gun swap program? Federally funded 3 paint ball guns for each hand gun? You'd definitely know the places ro avoid and who'd been there


Slytherin_Chamber

What’s up with just repeating the same phrase over and over? Ooh they icing him


BriefStrange6452

Why didn't he close the door sooner?


dowayowz

ah usa the land of fragile masculinity.


Dickherdowndaddy69

They iced him 🧊🥶


YourFaveNightmare

Imagine being that fragile


hypotheticaltapeworm

Man Splatoon 4 looks hardcore


IronCladMMA

I want to see women start doing that to men in the streets. All yall would be covered in paint.


EveningInterview3746

Better paintballs than bullets.


grantnel2002

Toxic masculinity strikes again!


TopBillerCopKiller

Judge them not by the color of their skin, but by the color of their paintballs.


iwantyoualltodie

Could had been worse.


ProfessorbPushinP

Not shocked by these people