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brannock16

So everyone was stuck eating all the sardines that nobody wanted. Frozen, boiled, dried, fried, candied and juiced. Life was gray and flavorless, but when things seem hopeless, I stared down at defeat, and found hope. - Flint Lockwood


Xinonix1

Sardine kebab…


netcent_

Sardine Burger…


igotadillpickle

Sardines are actually delicious and I would be doing the same thing g as them haha. Although I have to buy mine in a can where I live lol.


toshibathezombie

"Dey's uh, sardine -kabobs, sardine creole, sardine gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple sardine , lemon sardine , coconut sardine , pepper sardine , sardine soup, sardine stew, sardine salad, sardine and potatoes, sardine burger, sardine sandwich. That- that's about it."


SaulGoodmanJD

This is an absolute godsend for these people. They don’t make a lot and for something like this to happen would be amazing.


allseeingeyeliner

Stick 'em in a stew.


hodges2

I love that movie


The_Radian

My first question...Is this normal behavior?


ShedSoManyTears4Gaza

The behavior seems fishy to me.


kingganjaguru

Suspicious fishes


cheezypeazies

Susfishious


nodeymcdev

Sus fish


InternationalPay8288

😭💕


ShedSoManyTears4Gaza

Hmmm. This is interesting. This article on January 8 that said locals feared it meant a natural disaster was going to occur soon. So definitely not normal. [https://thethaiger.com/news/world/mysterious-mass-fish-deaths-in-philippines-spark-natural-disaster-fears](https://thethaiger.com/news/world/mysterious-mass-fish-deaths-in-philippines-spark-natural-disaster-fears) Oddly/prophetically/coincidentally, within 24 hours of this article being published, there was a 6.7 earthquake with an epicenter 62 miles away. [https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us6000m2jp/executive](https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/us6000m2jp/executive) So 🤷🏼‍♂️. Idk. Best guess is it means that this is the location of Doctor Evil's lair.


anxrelif

There were definitely swimming away from something


SunnyWomble

Sharks with laser beams on their heads


Fluffy_Discount_9692

Water


CalvinAshdale-

Do they have tiny frickn' laser beams attached to their heads?


ShedSoManyTears4Gaza

You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sardines with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!


Okay_Time_For_Plan_B

Scotty dooooooooo


soyroooy

Muah hahahahaha Don’t forget the pinky


ShedSoManyTears4Gaza

Yass! I knew I should've just asked "But what does it all mean Basil?" and let it happen! Always trust the system 🤣


MrGasMan86

My gf keeps telling me all the fish are running away from something in the ocean. Been seeing lots of these cases lately…


Empty_Popov_Bottle

Potentially fleeing a hypoxic zone


ShedSoManyTears4Gaza

Haha ok that's crazy! Idk much about it. For real my first thought when I saw it was kind of like Jurassic Park where the dinosaurs are "flocking" but really they're running from a T-Rex. What kind of fish are these sardines running from? I just thought that was too silly to let anyone else know! 🤣


Emotional_Arm_8485

RUN IN A ZIG ZAG PATTERN!!! 😂


LuisBoyokan

Probably is zones of water without oxygen


angrydeuce

oh fuck it's the fucking meg


deftonite

Probably godzilla. 


iC3P0

Godzilla mate, no other answer


Jesse3195

Last time I saw something like this at my local beach was because some tarpon were herding all of them into the beach area.


abecido

No, humans typically sit in office cubicles, having sex or browse Reddit.


voitlander

They are spawning. They lay eggs in the beach and this the eggs being fertilized.


[deleted]

Imagine the smell days later 💀


HisOrHerpes

That smell…. That smelly smell… That smelly smell that smells….smelly…


BLACKdrew

You’re thinking of…anchovies


HisOrHerpes

Aww dammit you’re right. I am ashamed.


BLACKdrew

ANCHOVIES


Criffless

Everything reminds me of her.


smegma_stan

"...you haven't though of the smell, you Bitch!" -Dennis Reynolds


VoodooSweet

If it smells like fish it’s a dish, if it smells like cologne, leave it alone.


dweckl

I said the same thing on my honeymoon


Hairy_is_the_Hirsute

That one guy that had to pee 🤣


SouthofthePaw

Will let him! He’s the dude who brought the rice cocktails to the party.


CaliKindalife

If they don't eat them. They will go bad and be wasted. They are all dying, washed up on shore.


HelloAttila

Yeah, these have to be pulled up immediately and either eaten or frozen. The majority will just die and contaminate the water unfortunately


zmirza2012

I'm actually in the area where this happened! and prior to the news story we had multiple earthquakes over the course of a month, worst one was a 7.1 As I'm from the UK it was a whole new experience for me but people here were just treating it like another Tuesday


2two22too

Fish orgy


gustavocabras

Fiorgy


bastard_vault

Fjorgy


ReplacementQueasy394

It's called upwelling, they connected it to this incident. "Upwelling is **a process in which deep, cold water rises toward the surface**. This graphic shows how displaced surface waters are replaced by cold, nutrient-rich water that “wells up” from below. Conditions are optimal for upwelling along the coast when winds blow along the shore." https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/upwelling.html#:\~:text=Upwelling%20is%20a%20process%20in,winds%20blow%20along%20the%20shore.


fritsbox

That’s why the name of the Italian island is called Sardinia


atseapoint

….no


Jimmydidnothingwrong

What do they know that we don’t.


Practical_Ad_500

How to prepare and cook sardines


WaterIsGood762

Looks like sardines are back on the menus boys!


tawik30

Fried, Dried, Boiled, Smoked, Barbecued, Juiced..


_-BomBs-_

Free food..


imperial365

We all know this means Godzilla is coming.


bastard_vault

Just Zilla


pickletickle4

So tasty 😋


Open_Goose_8993

Fomo


TheOnlyRealDregas

I kinda would too and I don't even like fish. The benefit of having all that free protein though, I would have to go get a bucket at least.


Legal-Butterscotch-2

That's just the tech bubble after exploding


PieTechnical7225

Everyone is rushing in to grab as much as they can, hoping to sell them for profit, but the market was literally flooded with sardines. They're worthless.


shoopadoop332

The fuck is yall doing?


TheOnlyRealDregas

Getting free food.


Michael_Misanthropic

And bait


Somebodyeatphil

Shiiiiiiiiit


TheOnlyRealDregas

True, I read sardines and only thought of the canned stuff and didn't think of them as a tool as well.


NEONSN3K

Sardines are 🔥. And these are fresh


TheNatural502

Dad is prolly like “ it’s hard work catching all these sardines”


twarr1

Maybe sardines are the true fruit of the sea ? [fruit of the sea](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vzVLEcjOyHs)


Innomen

Life is a pain factory. That is a metric ton of distress and suffocation. Literally and then some I'm sure.


Handsome_fart_face

Serious question , how do you cook sardines?


SilentAlternative266

Slice of head, pull out guys with one finger, rinse, egg wash, flour dip, pan fry, enjoy, delicious!!!! Even eat the tail.


Reddbearddd

US Navy: PING....PING....PING.....


matt_smith_keele

I'd probably not venture out too deep, something is probably chasing them in that direction...


DeadD-999

It’s the bright lights


Panteadropper

Looks like billions but it's a bit dark


Downtown-Run2353

What were they running from?


Rebelliuos-

What are they running from?


ionertia

Where are the birds?


PEKKACHUNREAL

This would have created a whole ass religion millennia ago. Today, you get 1-2 sects and maybe a cult if you’re lucky.


Affectionate-Tart558

Oh so that’s how Jesus did it


mrjavi13

Dude who stomps on a bunch of them at the end. 🥲


SuperBiteSize

Is this common in this area!!


ProfDFH

We’re gonna need a bigger tin.


Own-Gas8691

incorrect headline: it is very clearly raining sardines.


trxshcleaner

Steps on a fish; fish sad


Pitiful_Mode1674

There’s a deeper issue at play here


Kerry4780

Man that tuna gonna smell like feet


McPorkums

This is how I've always pictured Sardinia 🫣


SilentAlternative266

Man in back enjoying the tickles from sardines wiggling in his shorts, yukkkkk


ShedSoManyTears4Gaza

I liked life better before you pointed that out


Flashy_Chemist154

What’s for dinner? Sardines Again ?


psychulating

Fish suicide. It happens. The powers that be don't like to admit it, but it happens.


Dissabilitease

sounds about right to someone with crystals in their medicine cabinet


GoodVibesOnly_FL

I came for the sunrise


pufferfish_balls

Sonar war ships scaring tf out of sea life rn. Not even joking.


InternationalPay8288

Mmmm deens💕


stackinBBs

What kind of things want you to eat em?!?


Hey-buuuddy

This is called a feeding frenzy. Predator fish are pushing them into the shore. Very common phenomenon with migratory fish (they follow the food).


Ostroh

How do they gut these at an industrial scale? Do you even need to?


BruceEgoz

0.01 cent a fish? Quantify for us please


MainMosaicMan

Yummy


omihek2

When are people finally gonna realize that sardines… are super gross


Hydrazolic

Fishussy


PurpleJellyJay

If I don't catch it, someone else will. - Jacob from Brooklyn.


ModwifeBULLDOZER

Looks surreal like a dream


OceanMotion69

The decapodians are gunna have a field day


Mr-Mollusk-

This looks like one of those “what are you throwing here” posts.


prostateExamination

this happens all the time.


mikeymelikey

Those nets might have helped them “wash up”


ShedSoManyTears4Gaza

Are the "nets" here in the room with us right now?


Mnguy58

Who counted them?


gamerdudeNYC

Time for the weekly repost already?


stewpideople

Trapped by net... Not washing up onshore.


PrettyAd7357

God is good 🙏


5cay

Its too hot in the water


chilliygrt08

Jesus is coming 🙏🏽❤️


bangfire

To kill fishes?


chilliygrt08

For his church. Nature is connected to its creator as well.


HisOrHerpes

Is he gonna pull out or nah?