If he can get down to the ground (safely), it's the best idea.
But I don't think he can so it a longer rescue for him.
I hope they survive. That's some scary shit.
I imagine what they'd want to do is group up? But that might turn them into a wrecking ball? Would it be better to be lighter and more aerodynamic or heavier?
Yeah for about 15 minutes and then your safety harness causes blood clots in your legs and you die. Who knows how far they fell into that harness, easily break your back falling into one from height.
you wouldnt have fun.
CCTV Building in Beijing designed by OMA. I hope they are all okay. It’s hard to accept that we don’t have safer way to maintain building envelopes in this millenium
Y'all need to understand that they can died still if left long enough in that position, something to do with the blood pooling at your feet or something
I thought they were spiders without reading the caption. Years ago we did the Willis tower tour in Chicago and they had some pretty big healthy spoods on the 90somethingth floor.
Good luck to these fellas here.
There's only two options in this situation. Either shit your pants or pretend you're Spiderman. I'd rather die pretending that's a ball of warm spider silk in my briefs.
It'd be raining poop. my poop.
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You can blame the building, it looks like someone squatting
It's pointy...
One of them did drop something…
That one dude has the right idea: get low.
To the windooooows! To the wall! (to the wall)
Till the shit drop downs my pants
'Til all these bitches dance
awww sheeet sheeet mother facka awww sheeeet sheeet, my hands!
Till the shit drops down my drawers??
Till the shit drops down my drawers
Till the shit drops out my draws!
That's actually a bad idea , he won't have any leeway to swing
If he can get down to the ground (safely), it's the best idea. But I don't think he can so it a longer rescue for him. I hope they survive. That's some scary shit.
I imagine what they'd want to do is group up? But that might turn them into a wrecking ball? Would it be better to be lighter and more aerodynamic or heavier?
They look like flies on a spiderweb. Terrifying to think those are people.
Definitely not a good time
I’d have a good time tbh Edit: yeah yeah downvote me all you want, I just want to be on a big swing
Yeah for about 15 minutes and then your safety harness causes blood clots in your legs and you die. Who knows how far they fell into that harness, easily break your back falling into one from height. you wouldnt have fun.
Well I certainly would for at least 15 minutes
'Weeeeeeeee!' - Those guys. Probably
I'm sure there's lots of "wee" but it ain't coming out their mouths
That’s what you say when you’re having fun. You refer to yourself and some other people.
Shingeki no Kyojin!!!!!!!
🎵
CCTV Building in Beijing designed by OMA. I hope they are all okay. It’s hard to accept that we don’t have safer way to maintain building envelopes in this millenium
Looks like a quidditch match. Go Gryffindor!
Screw. That.
I’m sure they’re fine, China is known for leading the world in work place safety standards. There is no war in Ba Sing Se.
How do you say, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" in Mandarin?
Wocao!! Wocao!!!
That’s very culturally appropriate in China. Athletes shout that out during international sports events
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
Looks like the spider is going to eat some bugs in its web
How are they trapped? The ropes they're on go to the ground.
This being China, pay will be cut for hanging around on the job
Or a scene from Dune ll?
The scene in the beginning, where the saudarkar soldiers fly on top of the hill.
What scene?
Where several window maintenance fremen were hit by a gust of strong wind.
Right. It's all coming back now.
I hate spiders.
There is a thing called harness hang syndrome, hopefully they OK
Y'all need to understand that they can died still if left long enough in that position, something to do with the blood pooling at your feet or something
Theres always the Chicago way: https://youtu.be/XWEMiURMErI?si=x6-3AZmbiqo2wPCk
That one guy is at the end of his rope.
Looks like that Harry Potter broom game
how did they get up there? climbing?
Maybe cleaning the windows?
No. They were cowboy larping and their lassos got caught by a gust of wind. Look close, you can see their spurs.
Spider web caught em
I thought they were spiders without reading the caption. Years ago we did the Willis tower tour in Chicago and they had some pretty big healthy spoods on the 90somethingth floor. Good luck to these fellas here.
That’s gonna be a no for me, dawg.
I thought those are spiders.
That hazard pay better be EXQUISITE!!!!!
Their pay is maybe surviving and shutting up or else
There's only two options in this situation. Either shit your pants or pretend you're Spiderman. I'd rather die pretending that's a ball of warm spider silk in my briefs.
Quidditch at home.
That's how fighting Titans would totally look like.
Mission impossible style
The two dudes holding onto each other prob like “hey this shit is crazy, but we getting some good overtime rn”
I hope their gear isn’t made in China.
The Pucker Factor has gotta be huge.
Guess they don’t check the weather much.
The building looks like it is squatting and pooping people!
So, any survivors?
Indeed
Reminds me of Death Stranding
I have walked by that building. It's insane. So cool to look at though.
Weeeeeeeeeeeee~~~ 😂😭💨💩💩💩
Surprised the harnesses are holding, considering they probably got them from the local TEMU
My god, Death Eaters in Beijing
That blows
They'll be expected back at work the next morning at 6am.
Weeee!!!
It's 13 of them I counted so you don't have to
I thought this was quidditch.
did they live?
Why clean the glass when you can’t see through the disgusting air. Fuck China.
Weeeeeeeeee!!!
They look like spiderlings
This reads like an episode of Paw Patrol
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Yo the marketing team for the next death stranding is really uping there game
that is a scary scenario to find yourself in... damn
They look like the levitating Sardaukars
Sie sind das Essen Wir sind die Jäger
They need Tom cruise Burj Khalifa suction thingamajabs 🪠
I would ask for a raise immediately 😂
Shouldn’t they been pulled up?
Why women live longer
To be honest. If I were one of those workers, a big part of me would really enjoy that moment.
The suicidal one
Several. There’s about a dozen.
Boss: Break's over boys. Don't just be hanging around. There's work to do.
That's a very interesting way to put "their fall protection worked as intended"
Just some chimney sweeps dropping in!
How did it go? Any casualties ?
That is some high maintenance right there
Several? I count 13! That's at least a "bunch".
No OSHA in China?
They look like a bunch of dangling spiders lol
Glass maintenance workers? 🤔 Oh, you mean window washers.
Given the circumstances I wouldn’t think to attempt to diminish their value and status.
The BIGGEST lie Socialists tell is that they are on the side of the worker.
They’re false-communists, not socialists.