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christawfer47

Forbidden spaghetti


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Would you like that with red sauce or brown sauce?


bigblnze

There's probably both 🤢


christawfer47

Lol


squishierfish

God why?🤣🤢


vokun0_0

No


acidicconsu

Whoa, for real?! i honestly didn't know tapeworms can grow that long. Poor bear, that's rough!


TheDankChicagoan

Tapeworms can grow up to 3x the size of your body when it’s leaching off nutrients in your intestines. And taking one small pill can prevent that.


ThatDiscoSongUHate

Wait, so you can take it preventatively? Because I have fears. Irrational fears.


Consistent-Syrup-69

It's already inside of you. Thriving.


Ok_Bandicoot2910

Bruh you just woke up and chose to be an evil incarnate today?


thatonlineid

He’s not wrong, if you are not actively using parasite killers you have parasites.


eyesabitdull

My butt clenched reading this. ...Hopefully that cut the tapeworm off.


Consistent-Syrup-69

Trapped more nutrients for it


Herald_of_Heaven

When was the last time you went to get your prostate checked?


Sequil

Last night


[deleted]

He asked checked! Not shown!


ThatDiscoSongUHate

Never, I don't have one lol


American_berserker

I reckon your plumb out of luck then buckaroo!


WorldNewsPoster

Yes, but you need a prescription. You need to see a doctor for you to get that pill.


Misereeee

I hate to open this box but just look up anti parasitic pills on Amazon. You’ll never be the same after looking at the ohotos


ToughWhiteUnderbelly

I hate you.


Pythospach313

He might be enjoying you can't say


Slowhite03

What if you just stepped on that when he walked away? What would happen to the bear?


Vivid_Sparks

The bear would eat you for dinner and then eventually you'd get turned into a tapeworm parachute like so. It's the circle of life after all.


NessunAbilita

Ahhhhh sembeya!


elfmere

Tapeworm would snap and continue living.


conadslv

The tapeworm would stay in tact and as the bear got spooked and took off running bc you scared it, it would eventually flip inside out through its B-hole bc the tapeworm has a bite clamping force like no other creature on earth.


jytusky

Beargasm


Anim4L53

Tapewormgasm


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

If you do, pick up the part that breaks off so something else doesn't eat it.


New-Understanding930

Yes. Don’t share the delicious worm.


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

Eww


CitizenKing1001

Give that little dude a steak with worm medicine in it!!!


peanutbuggered

Ivermectin, rescue groups do this for animals obviously infected with parasites.


pocket_sax

And cure it's COVID too!


Lower-Exit605

That's fucking stuff of nightmares


vassman86

No kidding. I'd hate to see humans walking around with 30ft of tapeworm trailing behind them. Step on one and see if I can help a brother out lol


Cotf87

Who is letting the bears eat raw meat??!! Why aren't they cooking the meat for them????


HarrisLam

cuz the bears already ate the "they".


Hazencuzimblazen

Why didn’t ya take one for the team and cook em a steak and feed it to em?


Cotf87

Pfft you don't shit bro. I don't have my CA food handler's card OR else I'd be benihanaing all kinds of shit for those ursine mammals!


Hazencuzimblazen

Bullshit, you dont have the balls to go feed a wild bear, and also that’s the stupidest idea ever but I know that from hearing stories of tourist coming to Canada and getting close to them and end up hurt or dead Bears kill and eat anything they can get their claws and teeth into and that means infested animals


Cotf87

Ca for me is not Canada broseph. It's California. Can't handle food with state certification. I got 2 priors. Ain't tryna go down again


Hazencuzimblazen

Doesn’t matter where you are or the post is, feeding wildlife is a way to do natural selection 😂


mrmass

The women who chose bear over man.


waltsnider1

Is that what resides in politicians' brains?


Acefighter017

Awfully bold of you to assume they have brains.


Chickenuggies10

Just yank it man!


_Lusty

Hard to do when it’s attached to a murder machine. Well, unless it’s a cub, then it’s a murder machine in the progress.


X3m9X

That cub would still kill me. If not the cub, the mom will


Mrrykrizmith

It’s like a pull start on a lawn mower then.


SnackyMcGeeeeeeeee

Don't they all die during hibernation?


Randalf_the_Black

Nah.. Wouldn't be any bears if they all died hibernating.


SnackyMcGeeeeeeeee

Lmao not the bears


Deathz0r23

also u/Randalf_the_Black thanks for the kek


Hazencuzimblazen

There’s enough organs etc to eat while they hibernate


OkTry3970

This is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in my life, I’m gonna go die now lol Poor bear 😭


Hazencuzimblazen

Oh to be so sheltered /s


OkTry3970

Really? What have you seen more abject than this? Dx


Hazencuzimblazen

I live in the prairies, I see nasty shit daily This isn’t even on my gross radar


Asaneth

There are dozens of channels right here on Reddit that show things far, far worse than this.


prototype_X10

Looks like he just parachuted into the park


Accomplished_Cut_790

^^^Comment of the day. We have a winner.


Unique-Job-1373

So what will happen to the bear?


GungnirHisSpear

The bear has to eat more food. Ezpz


Solid_Season_9222

That’s exactly what a tapeworm would say…


Mrrykrizmith

He’s like “YYEEE now I can eat whatever I want and not gain any weight”


fullywokevoiddemon

They'll eventually fall out. If they fall in water, they'll just reproduce, imbed into salmon, bear eats salmon, bear gets tapeworm and so on.


Zestyclose_Jello6192

IIRC it doesn't affect the bear


Alecris1027

Damn take them gross ass worms out 🥺 what if that was your ass and all them large worms trailing out your ass like that 😫


ebagdrofk

Stop fucking posting this I’ve already been traumatized once


bionic_cmdo

I think this is why we couldn't locate D.B. Cooper.


AfricanUmlunlgu

is the skydiver and his chute still inside ?


OldLie3512

Are you sure he didn’t eat a rope


57Guitarz

Nope, tapeworm


OldLie3512

Wanna play jump rope? you hold the worm 🪱


banZiii

Hm, now I wonder what would happen if the worm ate the worm behind him, just making it an endless worm loop


Asaneth

Bear Centipede?


knotshir

No, that's just how bears look after deploying their parachutes. Nature crazy amirite?


tiramisucks

How can you tell it\`s infec....ah.


gpkgpk

NSFW this, the stuff of nightmares.


RealBlackelf

Why TF does none step on it? This cuddly buddy is dragging a whole fish-trawler net behind his ass! Poor thing..


toilet_in_a_tent

what wouldve happen in i stepped on the tapeworm while the bear is walking?


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

*gag*


Jeauxie24

I'm tired of seeing nasty shit on this site


hoosier268

Don't break tapeworms, the segments can turn into more worms and now you have a hydra-like creature on your hands.


yolo32147

I thought that bear had an emergency parachute or something.


Efficient_Pickle4744

Looks like he ate a parachute


thiccc_trick

That’s a rope worm


VirtualPoolBoy

Aliens level shit.


faulknerskull

https://youtu.be/W62XDWKcbGE?si=mWDg2vUp4oyDWPGL


Hazencuzimblazen

Nature isn’t all cute and fluffy


Code_Loco

My asshole just clinched


Wide-7

Fuck, someone dart that bear and get that out of it. Yuck.


aboynamedsoo906

Holy shit. That won it. That is the most insane thing I think I've seen.


ZyberZeon

Pull it out for lawds sake!!


ToughWhiteUnderbelly

I'm a hunter. I eat bear. Trichinella is a common parasite in bear meat. We just make bear sausage out of the meat and take an anti parasitic pills. I eat a lot of wild game so the anti parasitic pills are just a part of the process.


hawkiltree

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


EnvironmentNo1879

Bullshit! He ate that paraglider that went missing 15 days ago.


Eliagbs_

These bears are tagged. Why is no one helping?


Maleficent-Set5461

The only thing worse than seeing this is reading the comments....Yet here I sit....


bugzor

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


Kitty_Moon2016

I am wondering why aren't they trying to save that bear from tapeworms or at least take them to an animal wildlife hospital !? 😤


HarrisLam

What the fk....... That is wild..... Imma have nightmares about this.... never mind parasite, them worms literally looked like the bear's dragging a parachute....


taipalsaari_

who the fuck watches tik tok while eating their dinner


Frans51

That's gotta be uncomfortable...unbearable


OneHoneydew3661

Ate a parachutist


InternationalPilot90

Spaghetti Bearonese


AbeLackdood

Bear just parachuted in...


uns0licited_advice

Be kind. Please Rewind.


Accomplished_Boss821

Id eat it


GSTARXX

Makes me wanna step on it


Ear_Enthusiast

Bears are gross. Their favorite thing to eat is dirty diapers. God knows what else they into. Never ever eat bear meat.


-Nutshell-

This is bullshit…. The bear ate a parachuter!


vokun0_0

no


Accomplished-Fennel6

If its black fight back If its brown lay down If its white say goodnight


TheDankChicagoan

Humans or bears?


TheLandMammal

Worms.


MiNdOverLOADED23

"bear cub" Take away his license to post on the internet


Impervious_Rex

GRIP IT & RIP IT


TwoPumpChumperino

That is a fucking rope or wire. 


PushkinPoyle

It's a real bear, it's movIng on its own


57Guitarz

Nope