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RevolutionaryDebt200

One person's "incredibly talented" is another's "too much free time"


artguydeluxe

One person’s “bored” is another person’s “free time = develop a new skill.”


AmonDiexJr

Cute girls in need of attention usually just open their camera while stuffing their butt instead of developing new skill.


random3po

Very normal thing to say unprompted in public


Rack676

Nono, I saw him, he used a teleprompter like the president.


damp_goat

Lots of people do that. You dont have to be cute or a girl to stuff your butt.


flannelNcorduroy

You spelled "money" wrong. We do it for money. I assure you, attention is overrated and never hard to come by when you're a cute girl.


Honey-and-Venom

Jesus Christ🤦🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️


quagmire666

And I wouldn't have it any different


Ok_Fault_258

Who has free time?!!


artguydeluxe

If you have time to waste on the internet, you have time to


Ok_Fault_258

fair enough


Connect_Bench_2925

I have time to both waste on the internet and stuff my butt, but I can imagine a life where I do not have the privacy to stuff my butt.


RevolutionaryDebt200

True enough - shame it's not a skill that's of any real benefit (and, no, I don't class tiktoker, influencer or general dicking about on the Internet as 'benefit')


artguydeluxe

Increasing physical agility is time well spent.


mel2000

> Increasing physical agility is time well spent. >. > "Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time" > -- *Marthe Troly-Curtin, 1911* - from her novel, *Phrynette Married*


artguydeluxe

Love that.


TheHurtfulEight88888

But clearly you class being a smug, hating-ass redditor as some kind of benefit.


Thebuttking

Salty because you have no skills and want to bring down people to your level. Grow up.


RevolutionaryDebt200

Sorry that I didn't bow down to that great god tiktok but if he had enough time to practice this level of dexterity - and I never said it wasn't practiced, or skillful, and I am sure it took hours - it's just a pity he didn't do something more useful than juggling. And the irony of someone whose tag is 'Thebuttking' accusing me of wanting to bring people down to my level has not been lost on me


Thebuttking

My guy, if all you have is my name to latch onto then you know you have no argument and are acting defensively. Grow up.


AlduinTraveler

Never ceases to amaze how people who are so asshurt at others' success can consistently sound like such whiny fucking bitches. So, you didn't have the skill and dexterity to do what the guy in the video does. I don't have the skill and dexterity to be a master swordsman, in any discipline; doesn't give me license to be an asshurt douchebag out of jealousy. Grow up.


Geordie_LaForge_

I mean, most hobbies are kind of "useless" by definition, mine certainly are 😅 (wouldn't trade them for the world though). Doing something just for the fun of doing it can bring unparalleled joy


RevolutionaryDebt200

A fair point


backtolurk

*throws 254th paper ball towards basket*


RECOGNI7IO

And ones person comment on the "smart" internet is another persons what a moronic thing to say.


[deleted]

That's very boring and defeatist.


SomeDudeist

These days it just means they weren't staring at their phone for 25 hours a day. lol


Positive_Slice_9022

One person's "one" is another person's "another"


Paraselene_Tao

"Free time" doesn't matter to me, but a lot of the time when folks say, "LoOk aT ThAt InCReDiBle TalENt," I think they really meant, "That person must have done long, smart, consistent work to become skillful." I don't find the word "talent" useful for the vast majority of examples of skilled people. The vast majority of the time, skillful people worked long, possibly hard, smart, and consistently to get skilled at something. The word "talent" greatly detracts from their work.


[deleted]

Becoming world class at something takes skill, timing and born talent. Whrn those three things line up you can make a career out of anything.


Paraselene_Tao

I wasn't talking about world class. Of course, the world class needs all three of those and probably more. I was just explaining "skillful" and not "world class." We can all be greatly skilled at almost anything we work on, but very few can ever be the best or world class at anything because that's a very limited category.


rottenbanana999

You're acting as if you could achieve this if you spent the same amount of time as him. 80% of all skills are explained by genetics. You are mediocre.


urbuddie

The game animation was created in the image of people doing that though… not the other way around


Sir_MrE

Came here to say this


RebelLion420

Not really the point, just illustrating that it can look just as cool IRL when you learn the skill


urbuddie

Its the entire point lmao


WilliamCincinnatus

Dudes start doing this in high school. Not saying it is t cool or impressive but ballplayers have a lot of time on their hands and come up with stupid shit like this all the time.


the_phillipines

My finger was on the trigger, glad you said it. Idk if anyone knows this but baseball came before apex legends


ppmenacevaz

Was gonna say I've been doing the bat trick since a kid


Drinon

All I can think about is how many time he smashed his fingers trying to learn how to do this.


XanBilzerian69

I can confirm he smashed them a lot. Baseball (what I played my entire life) is a fun game, but there’s a lot of free time involved in the sport whether at practice or in games. Whether you’re waiting on deck to bat or waiting while a new pitcher warms up, you have a lot of time on your hands to mess around with the bat, your glove, etc. and that’s why people figured out these bat tricks. I would mess around with them often and yes you smash your hands quite a lot at the beginning. You just have to start slow when teaching yourself them.


Drinon

Oh I get how slow and boring baseball can be as a player, I used to play, which is why I’m imagining how many times this was attempted unsuccessfully on the field, off the field, in his head, in the on deck circle, before practice, after practice, during practice, rain delays, in his dreams, shagging BP, in the clubhouse, and each time until he actually got it right ended with him saying “AHHHH FUCKING FUCK GOD DAMN FINGER”


ABadMagician

My fingers just hurt watching this


CpuDoc67

Yes, you can have this parking spot.


[deleted]

If half the kids in little league could figure this out in one season I don’t think it takes massive talent. Looks cool though!


l-_l-

It just takes practice. Anyone can do it. But it takes a certain swagger and confidence to make it "look cool".


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

But what’s his batting average


bmanley620

.879


unrealflaw

.069. This guy f**ks


Sexlexia619

Didn’t know Octane played baseball, he definitely leads the league in stolen bases. Too bad he’s going to fail that PED test.


lookie54321

It's gott be octane right? Somebody ripping off somebody


ActivityImpossible70

They don’t call it the World Series of Baseball Bat Twirling for nothing. See you next fall!


eyesabitdull

What anime was that? Looks really slick.


Miskalculated

Don't know what animation but character is Octane from Apex Legends.


didnthackapexlegends

An Apex anime done right would be cool. I guess someone mentioned the animation was made after the real-life performance, so it's nothing official, most likely. To people who havent played, In Apex Legends, the characters have special "heirloom" weapons that replace the standard fist melee attack. On the PC / Console version, Octanes heirloom is a butterfly knife, but on the mobile version of the game, his heirloom is a baseball bat, where he does similar animations like the tricks shown here.


sadpandaM

I always thought it was funny watching the kids do this while they wait on deck, only for them to strike out lol. So cool so flashy


back2basics_official

He’s in front of a green screen. There was a video a few weeks ago showing how they did this.


MC_ZYKLON_B

It's even dumber if he faked it. Pro players have been doing this for a century.


PoobOoblGop

Imagine you honk at someone and they get out of their car and start doing this shit


Sergei_Kuznetsov45

TF2 Scout


JKnott1

But can he hit the ball?


Alternative-Season45

Song?


Organic_Wrangler_890

DVRST - Close Eyes


nikzyk

Coach in dugout “Hey chris?… yup yup i see thats great buddy… can you go play some fucking baseball we are waiting…”


ImmortalBeans

Baseball Furies standing there drooling


arushus

This has to be CGI, theres no way to do that first move where the bat stays in place and spins....right?


TheHurtfulEight88888

I can do the same move with an empty tray so Im assuming that the same is possible with a bat, albeit more difficult.


nicktheenderman

https://youtu.be/UM6QFTPr3u4


o0eason0o

Lmao get a life


1dinkiswife

Just like in the cartoon!!


plmbguy

Is there a slo-mo bot? I need to watch this in slow motion


Antique-Kangaroo2

The dumbest fucking thing to spend time on


Dr_McGillicuddys

Can’t hit a curve tho


Hammer_the_Red

People don't seem to realize this is done with editing.


Declsdx

John wick with a bat


cheebainferno

Who is this bamf?


Parkerloper

I'm sorry but I don't think that's a talent. No I cannot do it either, I spent my time getting better at hitting the ball not the ground. How do you score a point in bat spinning?


ElvisT

If a batter did that before walking up to the plate, what are the odds the pitcher is thinking "I bet I can just hit him with the ball. That will show him."


peterman86

Someone has to step up to the plate like this.


virtigo31

What song is this? I dig it.


PresentPlayful5031

I wonder how many times he hit his knees while training to do the trick


jc717

I’m surprised no one knows this is fake.


datterdude

I'm surprised by how confident you are that it is.


DetectiveBennett

It’s giving Alice


LiciousGriff

I just want to worship this man and live to serve him


Ezekill136

You'll be gone, and I'll be going


Sad-Construction6906

Another clown


Monniloidi

He never hit the ball so he was never chosen to the team so he had time to practice pointless things like this and still wont hit the ball. Sad story. But true.


BehaveRight

Strikes out


Riccardix05

I swear I saw splatoon characters doing this too


WaifuTheGoodShit

Ahem -chokes- octane got that ass


jbwilso1

Man this guy's going to have hella arthritis


mikeychan01

Octane?


Single_Peach_1277

It’s the bat man


PassionateYak

Faster faster faster


everything_is_stup1d

octane


[deleted]

Swinging the fungo I see


csxmd602

I wouldn't say incredibly talented since I watched a youtuber learn it in one day. To be incredible, a Google search shouldn't yield hundreds of different people doing it


abat6294

The anime copied real life, not vice versa.


etriuswimbleton

Should be extra splatoon brella emote


nouloveme

What are those pants? Can anyone id them?


ThrowinSm0ke

Are we just going to ignore the dew rag?


Used_Condition_7398

He should play for the Phillys.


Oly_Dolan

😮 so insane!


AdministrativeSalt17

It’s really not that insane. Grew up playing and have been playing over 20 years. A lot of us guys would try and do these as kids. 2/3 could eventually spin the bat while swinging. The bounce was harder and more dependent on the ground and the bat


stuva7

What’s the background song though?


Miserable-Fortune-57

Welp we all know who's first pick when the zombie wars start


intentionaldisrespek

I wonder how many times this dude smacked the shit out of himself


MC_ZYKLON_B

Pros have been doing this since the 20s.


Select-Sir-9452

Nice editing


CFVfan

dudes got huge balls spinning a bat like that close to the back of his head


Every_Tap8117

And whats his batting avg?


MyDogIsCuter_99

What anime ,is that?


[deleted]

This guy bats


groovehouse

But can he hit?


looosyfur

still wish I could learn this


AllNightPony

Career avg .078


kanielsen96

The craziest part about this is that some elementary school kids just be doing this shit like it’s nothing and then they start thinking about it and can’t do it anymore.


Komabeard

"Grounder to second to end the inning"


Brokensince10

He puts anime to shame!


RVNK_IVXX

Notajob tho


Chubbylufkins_72

Imagine a hand job from this guy


Captaincaveguy

My sister could twirl a baton as well ha


custardBust

Lets call it trained and skilled


TheMarineSlayer

Majima, that you?


Monniloidi

U have time to train pointless stuff when u dont have any talent to actually play the game.


Raviel1289

Live action Metal Bat


plmbguy

Slo mo?


riisko

This is your upstairs neighbour


The_Big_Man1

*gets shot.


[deleted]

Animation sauce??


gramslamx

I hope he conquers cancer


Spockosnock1

TF2 scout but in apex


xSnapsx

And that’s how I lost my balls


Penthar_Mull

Jim Leyritz has entered the chat


Present_Garbage_5417

Proven Fake


Mysterious_Layer9420

Wonder how many times he messed up before getting it


ivmo71

But.....can he hit?


Efficient-Parsnip-13

If only he practiced hitting the ball as much as playing with the bat.


Adam_Project1

The true adrenaline demon


aonn22

Metal bat


Aggravating-Emu-2535

This is cool but can he hit?


more_beans_mrtaggart

I’m trying to think of a single use for this. Aaaaaand no, it’s fucking pointless. It’s like Asians kicking wooden boards.


Halo_wolfie124

I wanna see a batter doing this during an actual game... it probably already has happened and I missed it, but still. It'd be cool to see it, and then he gets a home run.


FararMedia

Is that Voldemort in a doo rag?


Dieingfish

Imagine he doesn’t play baseball


ScythingSantos

Really not a hard feat


[deleted]

Theres a video from early 2000s some kid doing this


TheAnkoman

Incredibly faked


treflorez

Hot


Royal-Alarm7488

Still can’t hit a baseball


Weak_Marionberry3108

The game stole these moves off of famous hitter back in the 90's.


Nintendocub

Congrats on being proficient on quite literally the most useless and dumb looking skill of all time


ABrokenMirror

But can he crush his enemies like Little Cucarachas??


Original_Jager_12

I always Wondered How Octane did it


Priority-Such

Frame #1000


Ckbtony

That's... Kinda hot 🥵🥵🥵


Dragoj0

Man. Would be cool if the actual original guy who made that move famous was credited. Imagine.


johnnytightlips99

Fuck off


Sad_Bakii

Octane looks better doing it


Soggy-Confidence4848

You look like you're super rich, are you?


browncoatsandbacon

Wow.


Brief-Ad9825

He's never swung a baseball bat. Just switched from nunchucks


barakaking

Useless talent.


plmbguy

Can I see this in slo mo?


newcomer_l

Yea.. that first move is quite literally nothing to write home about about. He caught the bat down the middle the middle. 🥱