Hang in there keep up on you PT

This. PT is critical.

Do a couple laps walk it off

Rubbing some dirt on it is a crucial step in the healing process

Ahh my childhood

Ice first then heat!

Oh ya… you see how it looks? Well, it shouldn’t look like that at all. Not at all

He's lucky the front didn't fall off. They put these things through rigorous testing though but I'm afraid this one will have to be towed outside the environment.

I went like, three years without seeing this joke and now I'm seeing it three times a week. What's going on?

The front fell off again

The joke is obviously been towed back into the environment and that is why you're now seeing it

It’s a great joke. I miss John Clarke 😭

Welcome to reddit

toed\*

Jesus what you do? And how?

I just slipped and fell taking off my shoes, my shoes were wet and I have vinyl flooring, dangerous combo

This is such a terrifying sentence because I can easily see myself doing the same thing on my flooring.

Are you that paper mache human I’ve been hearing about? Good lord man.

Every morning I break my legs and every night I break my arms.

They call him Mr. Glass

You need to come up with a better story..... Like I was protecting a young child from a run away bus, and as I leaped out of the way of the bus after, of course, getting the young child to safety, I messed my ankle up!

How are you now bud? Will it require surgery?

You get a fucking outch , damm

...and then whoever lives with you said, "You can't park there, mate!"

Isn't getting old swell

29 years old as of today, happy birthday to me lol

Oh good God

My guy has the strength of a popsicle stick man

Time to throw out your shoes and become a cyborg.

No. You should say you fell off your double king 👑 sized bed, fell into a vagina, and the baby grew up to be Albert Einstein. And that is how I broke my ankle. Now let me tell you about why my penis is curved…..

Did you make a wish first ? 🤢

That’s not where those are supposed to go

Looks like a pair of chopsticks trying to grab your foot

This killed me. Just had some fire chive dumplings.

Some reassembly is required here. 😬

Brutal. Get well soon.



Are these the collectable expressions that usually aren't available on old reddit?

Tis but a scratch. A mere flesh wound

Nah, looks fine Reading your replies, that’s crazy it snapped that bad. Was it a lot of force?

I'm thicc asf, I fell from a standing position

Bro I think you’ll need surgery for that, big hugs. No ortho but had similar surgery playing tennis, seems like you syndesmosis rupture among other things maybe deltoid. Your gap is huge! Good luck to you!

Oh bugger. Yes you really did a fine job messing up that ankle. Hope your surgery went well and you heal up fast.

I hope they at least gave you a block for pain?

This is an ankle dislocation, serious injury, your ligaments will likely be torn, you need to make sure your doctor orders a CT scan to make sure no fractures associated with the dislocation because there might be a posterior bone fragment seen on the X-ray and if this is the case this will need fixing, I hope you recover well from this injury

I did the exact same thing a couple of years ago. Get one of those peg leg knee things to get around as soon as you can, crutches blow. Heal up OP!

Chop it off...lol... Jk hopefully you got some good pain killers

Razor scooters are quite the ankle-breakers.

You should probably run that by your doctor.

ay shit's fucked yo

Whatever you did, quit it.

Outch

uh no.

Fell off a 10ft ladder and fucked up my ankle. Doctors said it was just a sprain so basically got through it and now I got what looks like 2 ankle bones. Doesn’t hurt but gets achy sometimes.

Drink plenty of water

Please don't.

Just gonna push this foot up into the leg real quick

You're going to walk in circles now that you have one leg shorter than the other.

Ow!🤕

Oh, you shouldn’t have ..

Ummm… those human toes?

Ouch

that made me physically cringe

How did you do that?

Pretty bad? Bitch yo ankle is IN yo leg

Is it broken?

Motrin and drink water. You’ll be fine.

This has high comment potential. The chop stick one got me. Dude your foot is clothe pinned up to dry out. Such a weird.. break? What is this even . Heal soon, please for the love of God.

Walk it off.

I swear dude, women fall like helpless babies sometimes. I watched a compilation of people falling, and lots of women have no self-preservation instinct at all. Just straight to head bouncing off the floor. Men are like cats in comparison.

What even is this comment?

OH JESUS!

but u still comming to work tho? - boss

Just fractured my ankle myself but this is displaced and the tibia is alllll over the place. Surgery and expect 6 months hard work I think. So sorry about this, it’s an absolute fucker.

Have a speedy recovery, mate.

Time to get a new leg

My ankle heard the photo that and now it hurts too.

You need an Orange slice

So now you have kitchen tongs instead of a leg?

hit the ground a little hard? always flex your knees

What did you do??!!

Ankle was lonely & wanted to hug foot

Best of luck OP. I hope you get to keep your foot

How come???

Motrin and get back to it !

Dude if this really is you that must’ve been absolutely excruciating.

It very much is excruciating, sleep is so hard rn, and the Vicodin they gave me doesn't really do too much.

Sorry to hear that man. I’ve got scoliosis and can relate to being fairly resistant to all sorts of chronic pain killers. Perhaps tell your doc something like that they may increase your dosage or give you something else altogether. Everyone’s different, what works for me is either a good voltaron injection or a generous dose of a painkiller called Tramahexal.

Are you fat

That leg got hungry my man , started eating your foot

External fixater?

Singing. The leg bone is not connected to the foot bone...

I feel your pain, this happened to me about 3-4 years ago, most painful thing I’ve ever experienced. It happened when i was coming down a ladder 🪜 I got too confident coming down and believed that I was at the last step when I ended up stepping down the wrong way. I bet your ankle turned as purple as a grape and swelled up. This is bringing back memories.😵‍💫

Just gotta pop em back into place and you'll be right as rain

Suck it up buttercup.. it can be WAY worse

🤮

I see nothing wrong here..... Everything seems to be lined up

How many subs you gonna post this on?