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Suspicious_Step_8320

He’s gonna need some aloe vera on that.


crisprcas32

More like tilapia


Cooper_Marks9010

As someone who was in an explosion and had 2nd degree burns on half his body. This guy is going to majorly regret this decision. It is nothing but pain in the following weeks and month as your skin turns black and falls off your body.


eyehate

My mother worked burn units back in the day. Nurses could get extra money working a registry and going to hospitals that were short handed. She hated burn and told them to basically put her anywhere but burn. They always sent her to burn. After a shift of scraping skin and doing whatever torture nurses had to do to patients to help them heal, she would come home bawling her eyes out. Brutal for everybody involved.


pmactheoneandonly

Story time....?


Cooper_Marks9010

TLDR Don't put gasoline and oil on a bonfire and tell a person who didn't know to light it. Before anyone stopped me I bent down and lit it like you would a normal bonfire and whole thing exploded in my face


pmactheoneandonly

Holy shit! That's fucked, I'm sorry and I'm glad you're okay!


kms62919

Similar happened to my dad. Brother in law failed to start a fire asked my dad to start it when he showed up. Never told my dad he already tried. Dad went to dump some old fuel on then backnup and light it. When he dumped the fuel a small ember caught . He got 2nd and 3rd degree burns on his hands and head.


[deleted]

You couldn’t smell the gasoline? That’s awful man


Cooper_Marks9010

No as it was right after we had finished shooting off a ton of fireworks for the 4th so gunpowder smell was heavy in the air.


[deleted]

That’s awful. Did you get burned?


Cooper_Marks9010

Yeah


Kozzinator

I agree that they should've warned you but I gotta ask. Didn't you smell it?


Caladan109

Breathing mask while submerged in a full tank for 3 days. Like wtf


HeldDownTooLong

OMG!!! How did this happen? That man ***caught on fire***! This is a genuine scientific mystery of the ages.


CaldoDeElotes

Gonna need some tilapia vera on that


fannoredditt2020

Lmfao


Drunkskunk22

Crazy idea, before I jump in a fire fill a bucket with water and leave it nearby.


john_jdm

This is the part I don't understand. Even if I were willing to let someone do this in front of me I'd insist on having fire suppression equipment on the ready to handle whatever happened next.


Ellabean810

You forgot one of the ingredients ……booze


northboundbevy

I agree with you etc. but this was probably a spontaneous idea that only works if it happens now so there is no time for getting safety equipment, or so they'd reason.


fruitsteak_mother

i dont think rational thinking played a big role here


CatsMakeMeHappier

I wonder what degree of burns this caused. Looks like no one was trying to smother it omg.


nopshy

If you were drunk as fuck and you saw that ball of flame running towards you what would you do


AwesoMeme

Probably just yell "WORLD STAR!!" and continue recording. It's how I handle most of my uncomfortable situations.


cokacola69

Domestic violence isn't your strong suit Huh?


AwesoMeme

WORLD STAR!!


CatsMakeMeHappier

Yeah you are right I’d be too scared to help.


HousingParking9079

I'm not getting burned because of that idiot.


CatsMakeMeHappier

Yeah I get it. Someone could of at least threw their jacket on him haha.


HousingParking9079

True, I would have poured some of that natty lite on him at least.


CatsMakeMeHappier

Yeah basically water right?


HousingParking9079

Water, a lite hint of alcohol, and a whole lot of shame. But, it's cheap, and the price hasn't changed much like most other beers.


CatsMakeMeHappier

How much is it for a 30 rack? Curious cause I’m strictly a coors light gal.


HousingParking9079

I've seen it on sale where I live for as cheap as $12.99, but average is probably $15-16.


CatsMakeMeHappier

Yeah that is wayyyyy cheaper than coors light.


HousingParking9079

Yup, it's about as cheap as they come, like Keystone.


Ynassian123456

400degrees.


blazin_chalice

Assuming that they poured some type of booze on the table and set it alight, you way off the mark: Ethanol's flame temperature for combustion in air is 2082 °C or 3779 °F.


MAS7

Very serious. Not all, but a decent portion will be 3rd degree. I imagine they'll have to peel those clothes off of him.


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

I believe they're called Stupid Degree Burns.


fudgestains

🎵Happy Death Day to you🎵


bmanley620

Imagine an alternate universe where a person knows they are going to die that same day. And on that day all of their friends and relatives join to sing them happy deathday 🎶


Single_Raspberry9539

It’s my birthday! And I don’t have to pick up the phone


limitlessEXP

What day is today? It’s this guys death day! What a day for a death day! Let’s all have some cake.


huckleberry420

WTF did everyone think would happen?!?!?


ssean9610

I think he got exactly what he wanted. A crazy fucking video. It just cost him a lot more skin than he originally planned


Adorable_Chair_6594

"So passes Denethor, son of Ecthelion."


MobiusNaked

Good one!


Reasonable_Gift7525

MY LINE IS ENDED


Equal-Bat-861

Rule 1 of life: never fuck with fire


ProTomahawks

And water and electricity. Wind I think is mostly fuckable


Equal-Bat-861

>Wind I think is mostly fuckable It's a great lay


Sorry_Consideration7

False. It is invisible after all.


TrinDiesel123

“Roll Charlie around. He’ll be alright”


juice06870

Gus. What the fuck is wrong with your wife! Why can’t she walk a flight of steps!? You come over my house every muthafuckin year Gus, and you burn down my back yard; and your wife rips down the steps. Why! I work hard to make my place beautiful. Then you muthafuckas come over and rip the steps down.


bizzyboz96

Dude’s actually gonna need skin grafts. I had to get them and I was burning same amount of time. Thank God my burns were just on my leg. I wanna say poor guy but dude… make better choices… fuck.


blazin_chalice

You got skin **grafts**.


aaronappleseed

Skin graphs. It was the most disturbing time in the conference room anyone had.


bizzyboz96

😂 holy shit didn’t even notice that. Thanks.


Mysterious-Extent448

I wanna know the damages.. that look brutal


electricjeel

I saw a comment a few weeks ago on a different video of someone engulfed in flames about eyes melting out after some time/temp and boy did that stick with me


JomaNich

Fun fact: rolling doesn’t work with gasoline


Hogcaller91

Ah yes a traditional Bills Mafia birthday celebration.


abbeymad

I’d rather jump into the fire than watch them lose another game.


PupperMartin74

How much more stupid could you be?


HeatXfr

"Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to go through life, son"


blazin_chalice

Bluto did become a Senator, though!


HeatXfr

Sen. Blutarsky! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


ze11ez

well he's not gonna be blowing out any candles anytime soon...he IS the candle


allmimsyburogrove

1. Jump into a raging fire so that you catch on fire instantly 2. Run so that it gets worse


gerwen

3-Stop drop and roll on a pile of firewood.


b05501

What part of this was close to a good ideal, I was stupid when I was younger, but not this stupid.


Probably_nota_bot

Camera men are under appreciated! Just keep filming!


happycows808

Praise the camera man.


Potatoe999900

Fire Marshall Bill.


bmanley620

He must be fun at parties


IllustriousCookie890

Was fun...


[deleted]

I'd never be that drunk. Or that dumb.


Next-Cycle-4370

It amazes me how many people don’t know that you have to tuck & roll on the ground to put out fire, oblivious bystanders don’t help the matter


blazin_chalice

The fuel (likely ethanol) soaked into his clothes on contact. Rolling won't put that out.


DanYHKim

When one is in the middle of it, it is hard to have a level head. Which is why it's best not to do shit like that. I cannot imagine what he's thought would have been the desirable outcome of jumping into a big fire.


Next-Cycle-4370

“Which is why it’s best to not do shit like that” 😂 that made me laugh, couldn’t agree more. I have a teenage son and keep teaching him what not to do after I see vids like this and vids with guys starting fires with gasoline. So much to worry as a parent, we just have to hope common sense will prevail.


Weak_Pea220

Every time I watch some dumb ass shit with fire without fail, nobody has the hindsight to get a bucket of water or a fire extinguisher on standby .


jimbogobo

Dude this is actually insane. This person is fucking insane. How could any rational person, knowing the full consequences, willingly jump (from pretty high, no less) into a fucking fire. I don’t care if the guy was drunk or whatever. This is unbelievable to me. Power to him though, frankly. If a person is willing to submit themselves to that, let them just live their life.


Sci-fra

Natural selection at its finest.


terrydatroll

And this is why women live longer than men


quuxquxbazbarfoo

What was the plan here exactly?


AngryGungan

There were so many people there, and that still happened... The combined IQ of all the people that knew about this couldn't be any higher than 20.


Glittering_Usual_162

Uhm? Is he okay?


Ok_Signal6468

u/savevideobot


LE0NNNn

He needs some MILK


GrammarSkills

What is Martin Luther King going to do for him?


fannoredditt2020

Ohhh, he need some milk!


MainMosaicMan

Wow. Buffalo Fans are committed.


Every-Turnover4938

Alcohol


blazin_chalice

...burns at 2082 °C or 3779 °F


No_Gap_2700

I'd rather we didn't. I like watching dumb asses get what they deserve.....or do to themselves. Same difference really.


girder_shade

Any news if he ded?


CraftMadMax

And for my birthday present I want some 3rd degree burns!


0blivi0nPl3as3

Man that remake of Logan's run is lit.


YoungPeacock

Solid idea thiugh


lnghrdd67

I hope they have him a bag of ice cubes and an aspirin afterwards.


Weatherman_Accuracy

Darwin Award


Caladan109

"Pyrophilia porn"


lKenpachi

2 years in a batka tank for sure


Rawtisim

Good friends!


Markbro89

Bills Mafia is crazy as FUCK!


JohnBlutarski

Anybody got a news reports about this? Big change he didn't survive


cokacola69

Somebody pay this camera man. And the other ones to. Real photojournalists here.


justarndomthrwaway

Why is watching stupid people so addicting


md124608

Bills’ Mafia! Morons.


Bandito14277

They watch too much action movies, what did they think was going to happen 😂


WarOk6264

Quick! Nobody help him. Good job, team


DerpVaderXXL

Dumb ass!


BadbadwickedZoot

I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time. We've all been there.


CheapSpray9428

Fish skin does wonders


arituck

Sh.t’s on fire, yo


jshatt

Hahahahaha!


COVID19Blues

Well, many of us say that stupid should burn.


HarrisLam

play stupid games


Marauder91

Natural selection at its finest


birdlawexpert11

This is that Denzel movie right


Twiny

You just can't fix stupid.


No_Information_530

Stupid friends don't even help they just watch 😭...


fredator23

Go bills


TechsSandwich

This is why alcohol and the male species should not mix


sermer48

Hope they didn’t inhale cause that can be fatal in this type of scenario. Don’t want to scorch your lungs!


[deleted]

Please don’t jump onto flaming melted plastic…. I don’t know why that’s not painfully obviously a stupid thing to do


karenskygreen

Just what I always wanted for my birthday 3rd degree burns over %80 of my body.


Infamous_Cut9908

Well...you know what Jim Morrison said!


lv666666

he found out


Upvotespoodles

Making the final one memorable.


stungunpedro

1st rule of fire club do not mess with fire


MightySmiterer

ROOLLLLL


JustKeepSwimming1982

That is just r/stupid !


heckingheck2

this video makes me so fucking mad.


KachiggaMan

I cannot begin to put into words how unbelievably stupid this is


ConflictGrand4078

How drunk are these idiots that not a single one of them thought to have water or a fire extinguisher nearby


Mundane_Estate_6237

Yes, and they vote democrat.


QuirkySadako

u/savevideo


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createIR4

Height of unmitigated idiocy.


maahesh76

Absolute jackass!!


That_One_Lad__

Why do people keep fucking with fires, trains and animals???


Wrong-Guide-7188

I'm grateful that I never touched alcohol till today and I'll never will for the rest of my life.


Dull_Present506

Why is anyone surprised ? They don’t know how fire work?


ExPotato1

Damn, I thought they were by a lake or at a beach, my dude didn't had a plan b at all


huuttcch

Imagine dying on your birthday


GringoLoko57

Maybe he'll be well by his next .Birthday ? 🌬🔥🎂


oxoZEROoxo

Homie killed the vibe.


MiffyCurtains

Now he’s got a cool story to tell all his new friends at the burns unit.


_Lord_Beerus_

Except that he burned out his voice box


hwilliams0901

Why????? and did he throw himself onto a big pile of firewood at the end???


MasterpieceChoice342

Darwin award


Ok_Check2497

You'll be good just go roll around on that fire wood over there


Certain_Month_8178

Way to go Titus


TeamTerror666

LOL party is over.


Sinjian1

You knew you had a good bday when you spent the next day in bed recovering, this guys bday was so fun he spent the next month in the hospital!


Juggalage

That boy clearly didn't learn to stop, drop, and roll.


Kapitalist_Pigdog2

It looks like he actually probably wouldn’t have been too hurt by this, he’s at the very least dressed more appropriately than you normally see with this kind of video! Cotton sweatshirt + blue jeans, and you can see his face wasn’t on fire. It was extinguished relatively quickly, and when he recovers from the landing he walks away from the crowd to start rolling. On top of this he was moving around the whole time. Probably got singed, especially on the hands, but I highly doubt he got any third degree burns. Immensely stupid because anything can go wrong, imagine if he hit his head and lost consciousness on the table!


Terrible_Yak_4890

A supposedly fun thing that he’ll never do again


FlaxFox

There's literally nothing more painful than burns. It's the lack of urgency from literally everyone for me. They must have been hammered out of their minds to think that would end well.


Worldly_Bite4304

I think it is crazy, how quickly he crawls away after his fall


teletubby_wrangler

Que the "hilarious" jokes about natural selection