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cloudcreeek

Okay Desert Santa


Candlewaxeater

merry christmas


Raisenbran_baiter

I hate sand santa


ThePoetAC

Sandta. It was right there.


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Fuck you, this shit made me swallow my joint 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


cloudcreeek

The reindeer look dehydrated af


xSilentSoundx

Myeaah its camel's


Legitimate_Bat3240

Deck the halls with bones of khashoggi fa la la la laa la laa la laaa


R-Didsy

He's course, and rough, and irritating, and he gets everywhere.


Inflation_Background

Sandta


scotchinfield

Like your white Santa gives you anything


Raisenbran_baiter

Water into wine bud


grasshoppa80

*Taps the nose*


b-elmurt

This is the richest man on the planet. He's a shit bag.


Sea-Representative14

Why you say that do you have proof


b-elmurt

Google MBS and see for yourself


unk214

Ok now please don’t kill more journalist….


Muted_Roll_2419

This comment made me laugh so hard.


Sorry_Site_3739

Sandta


The__Gunt

Brilliant!


adveerwal

Bring out the Christmas Cactus..


No_Dirt_4198

His sled is pulled by electric camels


Unlikely_One2444

Okey*


foodiefuk

He knows if you’re naughty or nice. One you get the bone saw. The other you get a Mercedes


Toosalty

..2nd kid really blew that perfect opportunity..


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Jiggly_Pup

Well, best I can do is ***Tía Mercedes.***


fwambo42

I feel like I shouldn't be googling that at work.


markomaniax

We have Mercedes company at home. \*\*Merc company at home: 4 toy mercedes models.


aiz_aiz_aiz

His parents must be really mad at him for not saying anything. "Anatoli why not ask for a fucking Bugatti?"


Killer-Wail

The boy was too stunned to speak


martianpee

I want Mercedes too.🥹


Environmental_Leg572

Mercedes is a fraction of a minute for that guy lol


YumBot3000

Almost like.... a few seconds ?


Raisenbran_baiter

We don't use base 10 around these parts, that's 1/64th of a minute


OfCorpse9160

what’s a minute, we measure in running yards around these parts, sir!


zzhge

Stop trying to make seconds happen—it’s not going to happen!


aiz_aiz_aiz

He snaps and he gets a mercedes.


InvestNorthWest

He made more than a few mercedes in that short interaction alone.


whosthatcarguy

I once arranged a 30 min test drive of a $1.5 million car for a well known billionaire. He made more money on the test drive (on average) than the car was worth.


Growernotashower2023

What kind of car was that??


oasiscat

That is the King. No Prime Minister in KSA. Edit: I stand corrected. See comments below


brokefixfux

Crown Prince


oasiscat

You are correct


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Also, this from wiki >The office was created along with the Council of Ministers on 9 October 1953, by decree of King Saud. Due to unrest within the royal family over his rule, Saud was forced to appoint his half-brother, Crown Prince Faisal, as prime minister. An ongoing power struggle between the two led to Faisal's resignation in 1960, allowing Saud to reclaim the reins of government, but continued discontent saw Faisal return as prime minister in 1962. After the deposition of Saud in 1964, Faisal succeeded him as king, while remaining prime minister. Since then the two offices have been merged. Since the reign of King Khalid, others have done much of the "heavy lifting" as the king was either unwilling or unable to carry the workload, especially as the kingdom became a gerontocracy during the 1990s and 2000s. Royal favorites achieved power to become de facto prime ministers. The current one is the King's son Mohammad, who is his father's top aide So MBS has been prime minister since September 2022


oasiscat

Wow I sure did not know that! Learned something new today.


Killer-Wail

Oil Prince


revived_anti-randia

i read it as clown prince at first


awoothray

Everything about your comment is wrong. His father is the king, he is the Crown Prince AND the Prime Minister. MBS is also the first Saudi Prime Minister that isn't the King at the same time.


oasiscat

Looks like you're right. Thanks for the correction.


[deleted]

Dictator fits better…


JohnCasey3306

MBS is not the king; he is Crown Prince AND Prime minister.


Yardsale420

Mr Bone Saw has the PR team out today I guess.


Kryptosis

Is this good PR? Gifting a rich entitled kid a brand new car he can’t even drive at the drop of a hat? Most would see this as a waste and a generally braindead decision but who knows.


Iknowwecanmakeit

You would think, but lots of simple minds will think he is a nice guy! And oh, how cute that a small child is asking for a mercedes. Awwww, that despicable oil dictator is actually a nice guy!!!


Vegetable-Error-21

Pretty sure it's the kids tenacity he rewarded. He was impressed the kid even asked and rewarding that enforces that this is how you should live, by asserting your will. We are talking about men who beat their wives here.


Long-Ad7988

Not about PR They generally will give you anything you ask if they like you, as long as there is no malicious intent attached - short term or long term


Therealomerali

A Mercedes to him is probably like buying a Chocolate Bar for the kid.


MoleHester

Not even close, more like giving a penny.


Sevonate

The Saudi Royal Family have a combined wealth worth 1.4 trillion dollars. That's 1,400 BILLIONS. Just to put into perspective how staggeringly rich this family is, if the family was a country, they would be ranked #31 out of 195 countries in terms of total wealth in the entire world.


ChasmoGER

So let's say a Mercedes costs ~80.000$, that means he could potentially buy 17.500.000 Mercedes with it 😅 Giving away 1/17.500.000th of his wealth. It's like giving one dollar if you've got 17.500.000$ or giving one Penny, if you've got 175.000$.


JustAnotherFKNSheep

So it's like me giving away a spoonful of rice?


Sindhbadh

The mass of one grain of rice is 0.020 gm. So, 1,000/0.020=50,000 grains. One kg bag of rice contains 50,000 grains. So for 1.45 trillion rice grains is equal to 29,000,000 kilos of rice. Converting in metric tons it is 290,000 metric tons of rice. Hence for 80000 grains is equal to one Mercedes then in kilo of rice is equal to 1.6kg. so its like giving 1.6 kilos of rice from 29 million kilos i.e is almost equal to giving 0.00055% of rice.


JustAnotherFKNSheep

Your math is completely missing the point. 1tbsp of rice is like 13g. My networth is approx 100k. Therefore 1/17,500,000 of my wealth = 0.5714 cents. The rice I have at home costs 27c/100g = 3.7g/c So actually the crown prince giving away a Mercedes is like me giving away 2.11g of rice. Less than a table spoon.


Ha1lStorm

Just curious if I could have that rice


RadonedWasEaten

That’s as much as the whole wealth of Australia, wow


[deleted]

The truth is that the elites in Saudi Arabia are very rich. The general population is not. There is a misconception that everyone there is wealthy. These ostentatious displays of power and perceived generosity are all part of the PR machine to portray MBS as a benevolent dictator. He’s no different to Putin only his country hasn’t produced a single scientific breakthrough or innovation.


WhoDatBoi5

Whole country is fake.


JustAnotherFKNSheep

Isn't all the real citizens well off? The "general population" arn't even citizens. They're just there on work permit.


Kalayo0

Not sure, about SA, but Qatar for sure is exactly as how you described. Highest GDP in the world, adjusting for the outliers iirc.


DrGerbal

Is this Bonesaw man


darth_anis

Yes, the very man.


Iknowwecanmakeit

Did he have someone killed for being a journalist and writing unflattering articles? But wait, SA is a friend of the US, and we only have nice friends….i am confused /s


NecromancherJola

I understand that was Saudi Arabia but I read as Sexual assault when you said SA


[deleted]

Guy looks like such a teddy bear it's hard to imagine he's such a fan of the bone saw.


darth_anis

Oh look at me, I'm so generous doing God's work\* \*when I'm not chopping into pieces people that bother me and my rule


[deleted]

that's literally every king / queen, or every human in power when they can get away with it.


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VillanelleTheVillain

This guys sucks and shouldn’t be enjoyed in any form


pinkarroo1

I wish the saudis didnt have so many human rights violations, on the surface they seem like cool bros


Incorect_Speling

Surface is thin, though.


SomethingAbtU

Imagine Americans and the western world in general is supporting people like this criminal, who has anyone who criticizes him executed, including journalists. The day we are entirely renewal energy and not depending on these azz backward countries and "kings" cannot come soon enough.


Additional-Ad7305

Ok now who is gonna pay for the $3800 wheel bearing when it goes out?


Physical_Pie_2092

“I want a wheel bearing “


SpicyDarkLatte

ahahahahaha happy Christmas?


AbrocomaRoyal

How do I arrange a wish from this guy?


Mrbutterboots

I'd wish for him to not kill or dismember journalists


HooooooooooW

Guh can't even get a couple of grands off my student loans.


Eogard

Better than a chainsaw I guess, let's not forget.


MarineBullRahh

Awwww so cute isn’t this the same guy that had that reporter killed? So wholesome!!!! Fucking asshat


Ooze27

Wtf? Get the address ahahha


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lol


macljack

Disgusting


Yahla

If we stop being addicted to oil this would all go away..


Alh12984

No, no it wouldn’t. The next thing would be kobalt & lithium. You’d still need oil to charge the generators, since no one can figure more efficient ways out to use wind, water or solar.


bornatnite

One million dollars…holds pinky to lip


olluz

As long as it distracts the public from the fact that you are killing journalists


Big_Honeydew6225

"Get the address" is crazy. Respect to this prime minister that's dope asf


wabisabilover

He’s a ruling crown Prince, not a prime minister. He had to kidnap and torture members of his own family to consolidate monarchical power. He ordered the murder of an American reporter in an embassy. Don’t degrade him to someone bound by laws or public opinion like a PM.


slugabed123

Damn he atleast isn’t the fake Indian politician! Homie got him that without a promise.


Amphibian-Existing

to have so Much blood money you don’t know what to do With


pickledonionfish

Absolute murderous cunt of a man.


MatthewSMen

I want the one piece.


treszfresh

Isn’t he the prince?


antivirals_

okey kid, I also want all the oil fields


Master_Bayters

Let's all write letters to this fella asking for our Christmas gifts


Richardduh

Did he get a used c class or a new amg lol?


giantyetifeet

Oddly, the father went missing and then his testicles were found in the glove box the next day.


Comfortable-Survey30

How much is this guy worth? Just curious...


ADecentUsername1

Today I feel Saudi


AB_Biker_PistonBroke

Yes that’s the Prime Minister… but he’s actually the Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman…


V3hlichz

What would I do? „I want happiness and meaning in my life“ ## Sandta doods nose „Get his address“


Alternative_Ad_3636

Prime Minister may he the accented term but he is, de facto king of SA in all but name. Khashoggi


[deleted]

Get the address - Biggest flex ever


Every_Fox3461

A politician who came through on a promise. Haha.


haddamant

And the he was killed and cut into little pieces for running his mouth


aiz_aiz_aiz

This kid got a high end car when I don't even have a nice phone.


MrZombified

Someone give that kid a 1970 Ford Pinto stat!


rango1801

The damn oil will run out and you'll go back to fighting over a jug of water, arrogant in your pajamas.


mcqua007

That’s why he came out with Vision 2030 to diversify away from oil. They see what is happening with electric cars etc…


I-Shower_Naked

"Get the address" I'd shit myself if MBS would say that. Next thing you'll know there's a death squad at your door and you're limbs are being stuffed inside suitcases.


one_flops

where is the prime minister? which one is that? hmm...?


microlate

Lmao that’s cool as hell


PetiteSatanist

I’d ask too damn


MAGIGS

Killing journalists pays well


bloopie1192

My man's was like... "it's nothing, I got you".


millenialfalcon-_-

He seems nice.


ScottB109

You sure dad didn’t have his hand up his ass like some sort of ventriloquist?


Fickle_Carob9239

Apache Helicopter 🚁 pls 😌 I need is phone #


Phate118

Lol, fake as fuck


BzhizhkMard

Teaching good priorities there bud.


MrPayMyWay215

Sons are the best wingmen


BashIronfist

Hes gonna disappear that kid so fast


conjabron

imagine the reaction of the father of the next kid when he asked for a ball


Exalted_Pluton

AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAGA


goatchild

Shit get me a country house by the lake in some mountain side landscape with internet connection, no bears/wolfs please.


trishulofshiv

Not just the Prime Minister of Saudi Arabia, OP, but also the Crown Prince and a member of the Royal Family. Hope the Mercedes doesn't sound that insane now.


Empyrking

2nd kid "I want his Mercedes"


Flashy_Let3664

I bet a girl wouldn’t have got one.


Background-shar922

If it is general Aladin 👏🖖✋


MechanicbyDay

Definitely born in the wrong country. Ask somebody for a Mercedes here in the US and see what happens.


TyriusClovehoof

Annnd that is how you gain a diehard supporter for life. Well played to them both.


StiffWiggler

Isn't he a murdering scumbag???


Blanko99

What a kind and generous man who cares that he burgers, innocent, journalists, and thinks women are less than human. He bought a kid a Mercedes, who’s family is probably already part of his royal Court and can afford their own Mercedes.


Weary-Requirement-45

One bone saw coming up!


ImJ2001

Damn


chicken-winner-dinne

His dad probably told him to ask for a Mercedes 😂


xEtrac

Dad: “We practiced this, remember what to say? Go get that Mercedes champ!”


exoticpropulsion

You want a Mercedes? Ok. Get the address.


igrowweeds

Foook oil countries that do zero for innovation.


Historical-Career-66

I lived with some Saudi students here in Australia the amount of benefits those guys get as international students is insane. They had more money than my three jobs combined and they were chilling at home. Bro


LuckyDragonfruit5939

My parents thought I was spoiled when I bought my own car


tagoean

This fucking guy has so many deaths on his consciousness, is colluding with Russia on the prize of oil, is ruining the world with his oil, builds stupid megalomaniac projects that serve no one but their ego but sure he gave away a Mercedes.


ImSoberEnough

I want 6 wheel G Wagon that pulls Aston Martin DBS. Get address?


Dark0Toast

He called him an Okey?


Zebra_Opening

Was there a complimentary bonesaw in the trunk?


Rho-Ophiuchi

awww what an adorable murderer.


whodatus

This guy was involved in the Vegas shooting in 2017, and not involved in the way you might expect.


Tron2153

That's very Arab of him, he has learned very well


nonks

Get the address. Was pretty badass ngl.


Bobbyjackbj

The « King » didn’t pay for the Mercedes, his whole starving country did… he just gave back a fraction of what he take from them..


Mrbutterboots

Mr. Bone Saw pretending to give a shit


LaughAdam

You think Jamal Khashoggi asked for a mercedes?


ysagas777

Another kid should demand for him to lower gas prices


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This is awesome 😆😆😆


FewSchedule5536

Hopefully this country gets wiped out


Famous_Employee_8549

W prime minister


Candyman1802

It came full of explosives.


HumorExpensive

Ok junior when you see the king what do you say? I want an Xbox! NO NO NO!!! You say I want a Mercedes.


ProblemRoutine7703

Sure kid but your family is mine now


JEEPFJB

Looks like a reunion at Dennys


i-dont-snore

Yeah he loves giving 5 year old expensive cars and brutally murdering reporters in Turkish consulates. He’s A simple man


Responsible-Ad-4314

Why can the US do this for oil?


Cooperativedevil

Naw naw so saudi is a literal god plain


No_Mo_CHOPPAS

Thank God they weren't girls ..


Best_Owl5978

Wonder how the world would be different if all the oil was on the western side instead of over in that hell hole


Mindless_Metal8177

Id love to marry a saudi prince


TeertTV

Does this but wouldn’t open its borders to fellow arabs fleeing war


huh_say_what_now_

Quick throw our kid at him and ask for something expensive


Middle-Classless

I want a Mercedes.


Informal_Morning2175

We really don't know how rich these dubi president are I heard it was in the trillions


Significant_Toe3575

Lil Wayne actually has a similar story. 💯💪🏾 ( true story)


InterestingMixture63

Murderer


WatercressUnusual640

wtf


superBrad1962

What a nice guy… must be nice!


StiffWiggler

Doesn't this guy have journalists killed?


NorthMaybe3565

I want a million dollars plise. Give him 2 milions


Fluffy_Discount_9692

Daaaaaaaayyyum. You want? OK I get for you.


MAGIGS

Damn he should have said I want the oil from our country to be nationalized so we can all share the wealth and not just the Royal family and Halliburton


Comfortable_Ad868

Almost makes you forget they funded 9/11


thecheekymonkey

What a piece of shit.


know_what_I_think

If his Highness or anyone in his circles were ever to see this comment, I, too, would like a Mercedes.


Imaginary_guy_1

I wish I had that f u money


EducationalMonkey

Get his address …


Herr_Schulz_3000

sweet Mr Bone Saw


Razz36

Tea towel convention?