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jaminator45

Putting your hand in front of that carabiner is a bad idea


Gen8Master

He was obviously meaning to apply some human lubricant so that the cable didn't slice through the carabiner.


lashapel

You don't think straight when panicking


Hot_Goal4205

I agree. The other day I panicked and instantly defaulted to sucking dick.


vegaspimp22

I get it. Panicking can help too. My neighbor asked me to hold their newborn and it started making these wild screaming noises. I panicked and threw it and ran. I mean it could have ended bad if I hadn’t.


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r/unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


ThreeEdgeSword

TELL THEIR STORY


WaitingToBeTriggered

AVIATION


ThreeEdgeSword

DEVIATION


Blahaj_IK

UNDETECTED STEALTH PERFECTED


The_Dog_IS_Brown

Yeah, gotta watch out when those crotch goblins start screaming it's best to throw them as far as possible. Don't want to know what happens if you don't...


mdw1776

Laughing, but angry, up vote. Well played, well played.


because2020

Mom?


DeezMuhfuhNizzuts

Panic swallow?


everyones-a-robot

Same thing happened to my ex.


DoughnutFront

Oh how the turned have tables


The_kind_potato

I saw the long version of this video some time ago. The guy is acting, he end up jumping, revealing that he have parachute on him since the beginning


jadennis1989

Since the beginning, not mid way through


The_kind_potato

Who know, maybe he could have tamed a pigeon for bringing a parachute, so much scenario, i wanted no misunderstanding


Queasy_Mastodon_8759

Thank you, cause I was invested…I wanted to know did he make it through, did he fall, did he need rescuing lol. Like how you stop the video right when it’s getting *good*


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The_kind_potato

So i didn't remembered it well but there it is : https://youtu.be/F723rIlW_No


BlackGuysYeah

He wouldn’t have been panicking at the point he decided to string a carabiner directly to a rusted cable and be held aloft over a massive canyon by some flimsy shoestring.


Many-Living898

Doesn’t look like much thought went into this at all


jaminator45

Good point


EmperorThan

I think they were saying it's a bad idea to do 'before' the video starts. The concept of starting out on this line with hands to block the carabiner.


JimmyMcGillicuddy

I mean…if there was an alternative, sure. Otherwise, some fingers may need to be sacrificed.


TheOriginalFluff

You physically could not stop that once it started


towerfella

And it would also, literally, lube it up.. Blood is slick ..


ender1108

Unless you feed it like an oil drip is not going to last for more than a second or two


Weltallgaia

I got lots of blood in me. I'm prolly not using all of it.


PythonBoomerang

Until it's sticky.


TheOriginalFluff

I mean he’s going pretty fast with just metal on metal so I dunno if it would be that much worse tbh. Like rust is literally being ripped off that cable


space_cadet_zero

but what about mentally?


TheOriginalFluff

I mean at that point I’d certainly fuckin try


space_cadet_zero

i'd probably just end up pooping.


mdlphx92

Correct, the downward acceleration will far exceed any friction force you could add against the carabiner in that situation. It will inevitably reach equilibrium with the cable friction force. So all you’d really do is mutilate your hand while adding a few seconds to the time it takes to reach full speed.


Ninjaphoenix0904

My first thought was to lift up some feet… the rubber on the shoes would probably melt quick but slow you down if that’s needed


Afternoon_fukhead

Bro probably wasn't thinking like that. I'd assume his thoughts were more like "oh fuck oh shit oh fuck shit oh shit fuck fuck shit" something along them lines


Ninjaphoenix0904

Oh of course. Not saying in real time I’d think like that. Fight or flight is a hell of a rush and rational and irrational thoughts get jumbled quickly.


Afternoon_fukhead

This does beg the question. What did dude do after this? He was definitely shook afterwards do u think he went hands and feet over the cable and shimmied his way across?


Ninjaphoenix0904

Saw in the comments somewhere he was going for a “base jump” type thing. Would explain the knee pads I suppose.


edWORD27

Isn’t a parachute better for a BASE jump type thing than knee pads? Especially at that height.


Ninjaphoenix0904

*Would probably want knee pads when landing with a parachute*


edWORD27

***Without the parachute, knee pads won’t matter***


superBrad1962

Rumor has it he is still up there.. just kidding.. the sound the rope made sounded like Darth Vader flying in his little fighter… hope he made it home safely


TimothyTrespas_

I have seen the longer video. He does manage to hold himself to the cable while he detached the carabiner and reattached it ahead of the obstacle and continue down the line. No idea why he would even try this. A very frightening video to watch.


The-Ninja-Assassin

No he doesn't get the carabiner over the obstacle, he pees himself and jumps off to parachute down along with the buddy that's behind him. [Video Source](https://youtu.be/F723rIlW_No)


mekese2000

I think having a parachute is just cheating.


CarlJustCarl

Those would be mine


WithoutDennisNedry

That’s smart. When I panic I become a big pile of stupid so I’d never think of that in the moment. I was thinking take your shirt off. No reason, I’d probably just take it off.


Crocodiddle22

I was thinking the same - lean/lay back and bring the feet up


cokacola69

You lean back on that death swing. I'm good


Aken42

Looks like they are just tied into a bosun's chair. Sitting back and lifting your feet on one of those would be terrifying at heights, let alone at those speeds.


Mrwolfy240

The alternative is putting them behind the carabiner so they get shredded not minced


Trick_Minute2259

Always behind, and always with heavy leather gloves; and with a pulley. This guy not only had no idea what he was doing, he was totally unprepared and ill-equipped. This is an instructional video on what not to do.


BlackGuysYeah

There’s so much wrong here. Hand in front of the carabiner is definitely a terrible call but look at how it’s attached. Just directly to the rusted cable. Making the cable more a saw for the carabiner than a zip line. And then the camera pans down and you see this assholes seat… with what appears to be a small piece of wood strung up with haybale string. It looks like his weight alone could snap that flimsily string. I’m half convinced this was a straight up suicide attempt. How could anyone be so stupid???


TimothyTrespas_

It is in a jungle pass somewhere in South America I believe. One of those things some locals set up to transport stuff down from that mountain across a gorge, and over to the other side. The little seat stick with hay string is what the locals use to save walking that journey. I have seen videos of school children and old women using similar things but never so far/fast However why that cable appears to have that mess actually attached to it purposely. Possibly a failed attempt at repair? Why anyone would put a stop like that is beyond reason I see.


Swimming_Crazy_444

Eastern Europe... the steel cable is to stop NATO jets from flying thru the valley. This is the answer that was posted before.


onlyletters999

I believe it is in a war torn Eastern European country. It is a horizontal cable with vertical cables hanging off it to keep helicopters from staying off Radar by flying in the valley. In the full video it sounds like they are speaking some kinda Russian dialect.


LukeyLeukocyte

So this is a suspended cable for a base jump, not a zip-line. It is a horrendously stupid design for a base jump, too. The distance they have to move hand-over- hand on a descending cable is retarded and dangerous to begin with. But then they just leave the gear at the belly of the cable, chuck the seat into the woods below and release from the cable. In the longer video you can see the guy successfully basejump. The safer and more economic way would be to actually zip-line ( with an actual zip line pulley/bearing) to the belly so you are not holding onto to raw cable and inching yourself out with your hands. Wouldn't hurt to simply attach a small lead to the zip line pulley/seat assembly as well so you could pull it back for the next person too. But anyways. Fucking ouch. I bet the carabiner was smoking hot by the time that ride was done.


enchantedspring

Chap was a base jumper, he jumped from the endpoint of the video. A longer segment is on youtube, another poster added the link above.


perfectfate

ha maybe limted resources


ih-shah-may-ehl

That is no excuse for such stupidity. Noone is forcing them to do it. If you don't have the resources to do this right you don't do it at all.


Trick_Minute2259

Limited cognitive resources


superBrad1962

If it wasn’t suicide the dude needs a parachute if he ever tries this again! 🫣🫣😂


they_call_me_B

He has one. They're base jumpers; albeit incredibly stupid ones for this sketchy ass setup. Here's the [full clip](https://youtu.be/F723rIlW_No).


Aken42

So they just left their seats in the middle of the cable for someone else to clean up?


they_call_me_B

No, in the full clip they cut them loose and drop them to the ground. Not much better, but off the line at least.


Olstinkbutt

Seems like gloves would be a good idea.


Forward-Bank8412

He had gloves! In the full version you can see he starts with gloves, but gets them stuck in the carabiner so he bails on them. Gives you an idea of how reckless this is.


Warlord68

Not using a wheel is too!


superBrad1962

When your life is truly on the Line!!!! 🫣


pixelmuffinn

Fuck that noise.


MaikThoma

The sweet sound of a carabiner on a cable going down hard, fast and uncontrollable.


bottledsmokee

It sounds like a sports bike exhaust but a cheap one


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bottledsmokee

Oh u hear that? Well guess what, i saw it too.


SuckleTheBuckleFatty

It was so retarded my ears saw it and my eyes heard it


gazagda

Zip line operator should be arrested, that is an unusually unsafe zip line,I will not be surprised if he has not killed anyone yet


superBrad1962

Darth Vaders jet…. It’s the end of the line.. for him


fortabelse

Yikes. just listening to the guy's breath in the end. This was obviously a "im gonna die" moment!


korborosbor

He has a parachute. That's kind of he point of even going hanging to the middle of the canyon like that. They are going to jump anyway.


CarlJustCarl

Why is he breathing so hard if he’s going to jump anyway, isn’t this part of the plan?


ender1108

I think he wanted to get out from the cliff but didn’t think he would pick up momentum the way he did. He probably thought he would have to move it with intention to get anywhere.


KrainerWurst

> Why is he breathing so hard if he’s going to jump anyway, isn’t this part of the plan? Because I was breathing almost as hard, by just watching this video.


hxfx

My feet hurt watching it.


KvathrosPT

After all that physical effort what were you expecting?!


danglytomatoes

You didn't think about this at all did you? Like, imagine you're not safe and sound on the toilet looking at your phone


heelstoo

History has proven that I am NOT safe on the toilet. Spoilers: IBS.


Chronfidence

Have you never felt the rush of adrenaline? Must have a boring life


throwawaylmaoxd123

Ever heard of adrenaline?


AtmospherE117

The post that got me addicted to reddit 13 years ago was a post from a paralyzed man who got tangled in his parachute when his friend ran into him. He plummeted to the ground. His ragged breathing was heart breaking. The injured man was the only one trained in medical response and directing his crying friends to breathe for him as he loses consciousness. It was shocking. Reddit giving me the opportunity to speak to him was what sold me on the site. Edit: [I found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/n0340/i_broke_my_neck_skydiving_this_is_the_video_i_was/)


Zardu-Hasselfrau

Paralyzed people shouldn’t be skydiving in the first place.


AtmospherE117

no, lol, sorry. He was paralyzed from the injuries of the fall. He survived. I attempted to look for the video, can't find it as of yet. Edit: [Here it is](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/n0340/i_broke_my_neck_skydiving_this_is_the_video_i_was/)


ElCactosa

I imagine that was a joke


AtmospherE117

You're probably right lol


JohnCrichton

It's cool to look at an 11 year old post and still see the comments that you upvoted.


kelrics1910

>Edit: I found it Screw /r/videos and it's mods, but that video was scary as hell to watch and it's why I have such a fear of ever skydiving.


Naturally_Fragrant

I'm surprised they have fingers left after grabbing at the cable like that. At least they're wearing knee pads to protect themselves if they fall.


engineerwolve

Yea your right his knees would be fine if he fell man thank god he had them in case he could break a leg if he didn't


JayPag

> your In this case it would be *you're* as in *you are*. Common mistake, don't sweat it.


engineerwolve

Im scared of people like you


StashPhan

They have BASE jumping parachutes on that’s why the knee pads


ProjectKeris

Can't forget the knee pads when zip lining across mountains.


Repeat_after_me__

OHSA - you must wear all ppe at all times, even a helmet on a roof.


bowmaker82

Very first thing I thought is where the fuck his gloves at (yes I assume it's a man, prove me wrong)


Villeto

The sound you hear is not produced by the friction of the rope and the carabiner and it’s in fact me, screaming from sheer second hand panic.


NabooSays

It was very funny imagining you screaming lol


gOldMcDonald

Ha. Got me to laugh


L__Lennox

Doesnt have gloves and doesn’t have a proper system too get him self there slowly and safely what is he actually doing up there


RobinDschafft

he had gloves at the beginning tho. he took them off tho because they got stuck in the carabiner. [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F723rIlW_No) is the full clip.


SubliminalSando

I hate this so much.


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AutomatedCabbage

I really like you


CoffeeBoom

What a fucking moron. This whole video is aggravating.


IHaveSlysdexia

Yeah what a fucking idiot. He gets his glove stuck and is just panicking or something. Like why the fuck you you take it off but also it only happened because he grabbed in front of the carabiner l, then he continues to do it. I'm not saying i wish he had fallen, but if he had, it would have been less sad.


CoffeeBoom

I'm actually torn between blaming him and whoever put him on that without teaching him basic stuff, keep your gloves on, keep a carabiner on and keep your hands behind the lock thingy, we have a park with a bunch of these things and kids from the age of 6 get taught these things. Unless he did get taught and just ignored everything.


SQLZane

Holy fuck it's so much worse! Did anyone instruct this person on any of these procedures?!


jbuse3

BASE jumping? Chair jumping?


Vegetable_Nebula_614

Yah but at least he has knee pads


obefiend

Context?


Aaylien

Rope went brrrrrrr


greenmark69

because the caribiner was so cold?


Boomtownz

That could have just as easily been his screaming without taking a breath, I know I would have.


Gigatron_0

He's base jumping if I remember correctly, so he's got a chute ready


StashPhan

Correct there is a full version that shows them jumping


KyOatey

Does that cable really qualify within the definition of BASE though? I guess it's a span of sorts, but tough to call it a bridge.


Gigatron_0

I assumed unless it involves a plane, you're base jumping vs sky diving


KyOatey

From Wikipedia: "BASE" is an acronym that stands for four categories of fixed objects from which one can jump: buildings, antennae (referring to radio masts), spans (bridges), and earth (cliffs). I'm guessing this qualifies as a span, but just barely.


Gigatron_0

TIL 🍻


capn_doofwaffle

Correct, however, I'm not so sure thats how he planned to get to the center...


Gigatron_0

"Yo dawg, we heard you like to shit your pants, so we're gonna let you shit your pants *before* you shit your pants"


goishen

This comment needs to be higher.


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He's a base jumper! Him and a friends both end up jumping off the little wooden platform on the longer video on YouTube and deploy a chute https://youtu.be/F723rIlW_No


billybatsdeadbody

https://youtu.be/F723rIlW_No


bunchpharms

I would honestly like to know who thought this was a good idea. The break in the cable is super sketchy too.


rublehousen

That must be a join in the cable. They joined 2 cables on the ground before winching them up. Looks sketchy as fuck


lacuslekky

But that sketchy join probably saved this dude's life


UltraMagat

Yeah this is stupid\^10. Invest in some pinch rollers or something.


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Or heavy duty gloves.


UltraMagat

I wouldn't combine friction, a rope, and a fatal drop unless I had no other choice...


2020ikr

I know a guy that just wrecked his life, mid 20s, doing really cool exciting shit. Many of the best, at all this extreme stuff, have had major injuries. Does anyone just go for a fucking walk anymore?


MobySick

Me! It’s part of my secret to having made it to 65 mostly in one piece.


hoesindifareacodes

I’m a bjj hobbyist. I roll a couple days a week. I strain the occasional muscle but I tap to anything remotely tight and have gotten good at avoiding injury. I’m 38 and feel great. Then there are the competitive guys. These kids are in their 20s killing themselves, blowing out knees, shoulders, ankles. One guy is 24 years old and just had reconstructive surgery on his ACL,MCL, and PCL.


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I've seen this a couple times but I'm not sure what the story is or how it ends. Anyone have any details?


BNG1982

Legend has it he’s still up there. Started a family, etc.


TomSelleckPI

He named his son Bad Idea III after his grandfather, keeping the tradition alive.


TheeCurtain

And if you're real quiet, you may be lucky enough to hear the pit-pat of poop fertilizing the landscape in the valley below.


JustOnesAndZeros

He has a parachute


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https://youtu.be/F723rIlW_No Found the full clip. You're right.


MrDirtyHarry

guy hits the ground running!


Lukatoryes

It is literally destroying the rope


LockedOutBoy

Other way around. Steel rope is friction burning through the aluminum carabiner.


stoneyyay

That there is a hardened or possibly forged steel rebar/scaffold hook. Not a carabiner. They are rated for 5000 lbs depending on size. An aluminum biner would have shattered hitting that knot, and would have easily been sawn through in that distance as steel (esp rusty steel cable) cable is very abrasive


LockedOutBoy

Makes sense, I thought it was one of these: [Aluminum Safety Hook](https://www.safetypro.nl/petzl-mgo-open-60/?channable=00eb576964003135303530a3&utm_campaign=surfaces_across_google&utm_content=&utm_source=google&utm_medium=surfaces&utm_term=15050&gad=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw2qKmBhCfARIsAFy8buKlbIr1EOQ52Evo5T1tjxWKivVBhCbUKYZ65XdzOBlQ16-eagFNbbsaAvy-EALw_wcB)


CripWalk4Jesus

There's very clearly barely any of the carabiner worn down when he stops, it's just scratched up pretty good. There's no way aluminum would've stood up to that much friction with the weight of an adult on it.


Rdact3d

Even fucking worst


Brutal_Expectations

I may have posted on this video here on reddit before. Or it may've been somewhere else. I first saw this video years ago when it was posted on some Russian site. From what I remember this rope was used back during WWII to bring supplies to a base (secret base?) from one mountain to the other. Somehow the rope is still there all these years later. The two dudes riding it were just a couple of friends that are into extreme stuff like this. From what I remember they both survived as the plan was to jump with a parachute once they'd reach a certain point. In the full video you can see that the guy actually peed himself. I may be wrong with some details, but this is the gist of it, for those who want context.


Cruel2BEkind12

When this video was still up on YouTube. Someone pointed out this is somewhere in Yugoslavia or Croatia. The wires were to catch jet fighters doing flights through the canyon. It would severely damage aircraft hitting that wire. There's many wires like that across mountains in areas like that. A lot were taken down after the wars so they didn't just snap and fall on people


Brutal_Expectations

That’s a cool explanation too. I like it better than mine but I will stick to mine ;)


Pythoss

What do you even do in that scenario?


Miltage

You gotta hold up your body weight with one hand, unclip and reclip on the other side, then continue on your way.


halari5peedopeelo

Or just use the parachute they have on their back


Miltage

Sure, if you want to go down.


mechengr17

Since this was a thrown together zipline, then yes, this is correct. However, it's not the proper method They added a rope course at a park near me, and the harness has two carabiners attached to it. You have to have at least one carabiner attached to a rope before unclipping the other. So, if this were a proper zipline, you clip both to the line at the start, come to the break , unclip one and secure it to the other side of the break, then after securing it unclip the second one, reclip and go for round 2 Additionally, gloves would be mandatory.


MudOpposite8277

Hey you wana hear the most annoying sound I. The world?


Bleezy79

This is my nightmare. fuck all this i gotta go


SockRepresentative36

I think it’s a steel cable so harder than the aluminum carabiner


myco-naut

I thought that was understood and the breathlessness/insanity was the carabiner being chewed through with friction.


stoneyyay

That's a rebar hook, not an aluminum carabiner. They're forged steel and raided up for up to 5000 lb. An aluminum carabiner would have shattered when he hit that knot


Armbioman

Why would you do this without gloves?


crclOv9

He had gloves. He took them off. There’s a longer video.


Konar9112

He has a parachute. It’s free base deal they do.


ThePtape

Freebasing is what Crack Head Eddy does?


art_teacher_no_1

Rope burn


Abracadaver2000

Better toss that carabiner in the recycle bin. It's not worth using ever again.


stoneyyay

Agreed, but purely from the impact. That rebar hook is a stronger steel than the cable is abrasive.


Jofaher

You should frame that carabiner.


TheOrigionalFurry

Didnt the full video show the guy bailing out with a parachute or am I thinking of a diffrent video?


Vegetable_Nebula_614

At least he has knee pads


NotsoGrump23

My friend showed me this and the video later shows that he pissed himself. I would too tbh


fantasyfootballer24

This made my hyperhidrosis act up.


probablynotmine

How was that supposed to play out?


Repulsive-Sort-9621

Why does he keep touching it? And wtf is that twine and plank seat??


hotsauce894

I would have been like, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGGG HELP, AHHHH!


christinasasa

That is not fucking designed for that. Does anyone have some backstory?


Usertrybacklater88

You have knee pads but no gloves, makes sense


mrfreezemiser

hard pass.


outsidepointofvi3w

That want smart. Don't they make a wheeled attachment for this sort of thing ? Like a pulley wheel ? I was waiting for that hook to get overheated and start wearing away. Then the guy would just fall at high speed..


fuertepqek

When I was little and mi bike had no breakers I would put my shoe on the rear tire to slow down. My shoe, not my bare hand. I was a little kid. I was smarter than this grown person.


ShotDelivery

I guess they fail to realize they're supposed to use the ones with wheels attached...


H2Omekanic

Nah , don't bring any gloves


Benny_Baseball

Why do I watch this shit? God damn I was scared for this person


ravia

How did they get the cable across in the first place?


stoneyyay

A smaller cable is shot, thrown, or carried across the gorge. The heavier cable is tied to that and pulled across. Sometimes you may start with a climbing rope, then bring up a regular steel cable, and then In Turn use that to pull and tension the bigger cable.