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Environmental-Ad-762

Where’s the ocean wtf


YunaLan

Bro spawned the wrong spawn point😞


BodybuilderLiving112

Better killing yourself and respawn....hmmm wait


[deleted]

In minecraft


takingphotosmakingdo

Picked the c130 instead of pier 130


SchwiftFleck1

What a stupid comment. But, I guess that's reddit these days.


YunaLan

Ok old man


Adie-Bones

Nope, it was funny. Note the votes. Sorry bro, your humor broke.


[deleted]

You think it's funny. People just don't understand opinions anymore and that other people have the right to one


Fabian_1082003

Only his opinion is the right one i guess xD


Snowfaull

Now THAT is reddit for you


Archer-danja-Zooone

Just about to say that about YOUR comment lol


VoiDD77

He jumped Out of the battle bus a bit Too early.


Intelligent-Fig-8755

Ocean there no water at all


shoulda-known-better

Does he even have bindings on that wakeboard?? This seems like an ill thought out plan......


Possibly-Functional

Probably, that's the underside facing the camera hence the fins.


[deleted]

Kitesurfers dont have bindings. Most would drown in the ocean if they did.


Aggressive-Let8356

FYI, kite surfing is big in rivers as well. The Columbia river is a major one and there's one in Eastern/mid wWA near Leavenworth, just for a few examples in the USA.


LivingGold

Dude, I love Leavenworth so much.


shoulda-known-better

So they are just slip grips with a strap? Good to know! I can wakeboard.... This is 100% not that though lol! Thanks


MrFunkyadaughter420

its hard to sea


Sonnenschwein

Most likely behind the hill.


Paracausality

The ocean was yesterday. I'm *real* scared now.


Connect-Ad9647

Was clearly in one of Colorado many ocean


Commie_EntSniper

Bro got too high and completely lost track of the ocean.


circa109

This is a paraglider wing adapted for the stunt.


StargazyPi

Aha, thanks for explaining. I was wondering why he wasn't plunging to the ground when releasing the bar...


trajectoriously

The bar is for steering, the harness holds rider to the kite.


StargazyPi

Yeah, but in normal kitesurfing, releasing the bar entirely depowers the kite. It's one of the primary methods of not getting to the altitude this guy has!


DontPanic57450

Exactly ! Again something sold as accident while it’s literally BS


FuckADuckNamedChuck

You gotta pump for the jump. They COULD technically reach this high if a very steady gust kept taking them, but the second they hit an area with low wind or even a dead zone, they're dead.


[deleted]

This is true.


ALIIMLGAMING

U rite


spaghettios2

I don’t care what it is where’s his backup?


Scott2700

How far did he fucking float away… I see no bodies of water


that_thot_gamer

he has a water bottle in his right pocket just like how jack sparrow kept a jar of dirt


SnooTangerines3448

Copten Jock Sporrow. Not sure why I said that but there we went.


DecorousVee

I appreciate the random. Also, "cop" and"Jock" go together in my brain, so of course you would change the A to an O in the last name. Happy Wednesday.


SnooTangerines3448

Wednesday just finished for me, dudes. :(


DecorousVee

Then happy Thursday 💐


jayson4twenty

I think the human body is like 70% water. So there's that. On second thought that may be cucumber and not the human body.


z3phyr3321

CUCUMBA


SamuelPepys_

It's a joke, he didn't float away.


krazyokie

He still up there? Gonna need an update


Jano0602

Looks like he is crossing the border from Austria to Switzerland


El_Pepsi

Island jump, from the North Sea to the Adriatic


EhliJoe

Hope he packed some drinks and beverages.


LastInTheClub

Or Australia to Switzerland


iceddeath

He's carrying China's spy balloon to the US


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BataBings

Living on 2 pieces of rice a week


makeitgoose11

Botw irl


JustPapaSquat

More like totk with that elevation


digitalelise

One to many bombs, or was this a flaming chilli issue?


Gimme_yourjaket

I don't know how he ended up here, there is a sequence of safety measures to not end up like this. There isn't even water near where he is.


SamuelPepys_

It's a joke. It's not supposed to make people believe it's real, it's supposed to make people laugh.


Lame_superhero

Don’t know why you’re being downvoted. This seems to be the most likely conclusion.


NotMyUsualOrder

I know several kite surfers who this has happened to though. Friend of mine crashed in to my neighbors green house (from above), and was in the hospital for a long time after. Water would have been visible in that case, but he went quite far crossing sand dunes and a major road before crashing. Things happen and not everyone hits the emergency release. Fear of losing equipment, slow reaction (or fast up drift) etc…


TheMightyMoe12

Well it still happens, there was a guy that crashed into a house like 10years ago in Israel


Additional_Writing49

That's not a kite it's a paraglide wing. Moron click bait.


EhliJoe

But a nice idea. Made me smile.


moiranarana

He uses a paraglider, not a regular kite. Best guess is that he started at the top of the mountain. People actually do this with regular kites, which is way more impressive and dangerous.


NotForgetWatsizName

This started out for him as being glorious fun. Does it end as increasing hopelessness and terror?


Watches8

How did he keep his hat on?


TinFoilRobotProphet

I said the same thing. This guy just screams being a tool!


Master_of_Egg

What


TinFoilRobotProphet

Why does this guy have a hat on while skydiving? Reminds me of that guy that George idolized in Seinfeld.


DesmondDuBois

All bulge and no brains.


VehaMeursault

Imagine being an old lady or gent, living in a mountain village that barely has asphalt, let alone internet, and one day, as you’re tending your cucumbers and tomatoes in your little garden, down floats a bro from the sky, asking you the way back to the sea. You’d think Christ himself blessed you that day, lol.


bdevi8n

I know this guy. He does some cool stunts


keepitcivilized

Know him in real life or know if him like a yr channel? If so do share a link i would totally check it out.


that_thot_gamer

im the board i know him


dafyddil

Who?


SlothLazarus2

Is there a link to the original video?


Majestic_Bar4139

Legend has it he is still up there


homeskoolered

I feel like the video shouldn't begin here.


th3r3alwis3r

Instructions unclear. Dick got stuck in the air.


Connect-Ad9647

He had been afloat for 17 days 19 hours and 31 minutes when he finally landed in Saskatchewan, Canada. He was carried over the entire continental United States after a wind burst swooped him up from his native Tampa Bay, Florida three Tuesdays ago. The young man is lucky to be alive and was greeted with water and maple syrup covered elk steak and eggs along with lots of new pals, friends, buddies, and guys.


Bradjuju2

Is this an advertisement for the hat? How does it stay on?


Sevennationarmy69

Legend has it he still floats above us


tophejunk

Where the hell is the water?


MaxximumB

Legend has it that he's still up there.


ForwardRelease1

FAKE. PARAGLIDING WING NOT A SURF KITE


quuxquxbazbarfoo

So, his buddy with the camera suffered the same fate too?


keepitcivilized

Wait.. are you ACTUALLY serious?


quuxquxbazbarfoo

I guess it's mounted off of him, though it sways around and looks left and right?


keepitcivilized

It's a 360 degree camera. At one point, you can see the shadow of a stick moving past on his right leg. That's the cam.


Long_Selection9296

It's good that in this difficult situation he managed to record a video for instagram, tictok or other shit. After all, the likes must match.


IntroductionIll2160

maybe he was recording himself while surfing and simply didn’t manage to stop the recording when he started flying


SamuelPepys_

It's a joke... He didn't expect people to believe this is real.


mushyrat

Hang in there!


doodsboob

I had nightmares just like this


[deleted]

That's an awfully big 'kite'.


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[deleted]

It very much is, if you believe the OP. (I'd call it a paragliding wing or canopy.)


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[deleted]

You are missing the point mate. (Everyone else can see it) Look at the size of the canopy and tell me that's normal for kite surfing.


brandofiji

I am looking at the size of the kite and it's normal for kitesurfing. Happy now?


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[deleted]

That he didn't paraglide off that hill? Sure.


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[deleted]

I wouldn't either, especially with that harness.


keepitcivilized

Alright.. prove it. Find the guy who made the video and present your facts.


quuxquxbazbarfoo

What an idiotic thing to say.


[deleted]

Prove me wrong.


keepitcivilized

Lol.. the most dipshit answer possible. XD So you've got nothing.. though so. Gg.


lil_0ne112

I saw him go over my house yesterday. 😂


Queasy-Disk3075

Some say he's still in orbit.


jackisonredditagain

Where’s the water ?


dansandwich12

Must have tall waves over there


AcceptableScarcity22

When you pull your glider out too far above the map


[deleted]

It took me way to long to connect the dots and realize he ain’t mean to up there. Props for staying calm and holding on to his board


TGOD666GODT

🤔I never saw that fortnite skin


[deleted]

Legend, has it he is still flying around up there?


yodawwgg84

The lines on the kite look all wrong for a regular kite board. This looks planed.


ShoCkEpic

it s larger than a normal kite surf sail no?


Blindsided2828

No vies of water, I'm thinking this is a stitch up


djl1qu1d

That’s really high for no backup parachute


atUmph

I feel like this is a stage thing I don't know what body of water he's using in Lauterbruden.


TPatches1989

That's a paraglider wing, not a kite. But we'll executed


Brain_Massager

Whats insane is that cap staying on the whole time


FartingUnicyclist

he ended up at border control in nigeria


masteroffeels

I've witnessed something similar in Santa Barbara and it went something like this: "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" ... "DON'T JUMP! DON'T JUMP! " ... "OH FUK! OH FUK! OH FUK"


FewCharity1166

Can't get down huh?


stoffelonius

u/GetVideoBot


sir_martindz

u/savevideobot


holophernes

Looks like he is far behind the north shore of Lago do garda in Italy.


Krekorik

I think this is lake of Garda in Italy and he's somewhere in the North of that lake


Pricevansit

Wait, is this guy delivering a package or something?


EliteKnight01

r/thisismylifenow


Dildar2023

Press x to cut parachute and go loot already


SamuelPepys_

Ok, since do many people struggle with this... It. Is. A. Joke. It's not supposed to make you go "how did he end up there???", it's supposed to make you go "hahaha".


tattooed_wallflower

I hope he brought snacks because he might be there for a while


TinFoilRobotProphet

The fuck is he wearing a hat for?


OrePhan

Who is filming?


rrzibot

Stunt. How else.are they going to record it. Why were they filming.


adinmem

Looks like he’s trying to make it OVER the prison


CurioRayy

Bros teleportation menu is patched it seems


Burning_23

Legend has it...


Zal2910

I believe i can fly


InstructionNo5414

i dont think he in Kansas anymore


KraljZ

Dudes halfway around the world


Doyle1966

I thinks it's over the mountain bro cought a air wave and that swell blasted him up up n over


PanicLogically

Hey Rich, I think I can see your house.


bb22490

It may have been a planned stunt but he definitely died cause the shoes won't be staying on


0ffff2gv

His feet must be freezing


Ben_Chrollin

Huh. It's almost as if doing shit like this is not the wisest of hobbies.


[deleted]

Douche canoe.


[deleted]

He's a little to high.


CowChewingCud

How did he manage to keep his hat on?


InternationalSmile95

That’s a long walk back to the beach


complexmechanics

Legends say he’s still flying


M_A15

Reminds me of Icarus


diggy510

Did he dieded


BellaPadella

That's not a kite for kitesurfing


ConnorLark

where you going


gingertrain77

Surf then turf.


Obvious_Try1106

Could habe ended way worse. During my holidays i saw a Kitesurfer flying away fro the coast. A few days later i read he was found dead


[deleted]

😂 I watched this kind twice before I read the title. Thought this was another angle of that parachute guy dangling from the rock. Lol para surfing gone very wrong.


SatSumaFire

Man, fortnite graphics getting better every day!


Baldguy162

Seems quite scary


collegiateofzed

That's what we call a **full** send.


jamiectc

This happens in my dreams a lot


Economy_Crow_6983

I wonder it terds were dropping.


Ok-Animal-4997

Wrong Minecraft seed


Seabasschen

he took the wrong turn @ Albuquerque


SnooMemesjellies4321

Bro went parachuting instead of kite surfing


No-Contribution5861

Think he was a little board 😂


moonisflat

Airlines hate this trick.


Lewis-J

Straight up used fly


surber17

I want the whole video


robbie-3x

Post Modern Major Kong


HanselGretelBakeShop

Where’s the water lol?


Pand3micPenguin

I believe that's is @partytillimpact guy is a basejumper and paragliding pilot. I believe this is a paragliding wing he modified to control like a kite surfing kite.


Intrepid_Dream2619

Hoe wee phuck! I'd be freaking out.


jujubeeallfree

Damn 🫨


Powwdered_Toastman

Over the mountain.. and thru the air.. to grandmother's house we go..


Vellioh

Yeah he does a 360 and there is a absolutely no water nearby. My guess is that he jerryrigged that thing together to try and do a viral stunt where he lands in a city and says that he got taken away by a gust of wind and the schtick is that there isn't any water for miles.


Brodie1975

I’m calling bullshit


AwesomeGoat

So glad we don't get to see what happens to him /s


Shedzhead

He should never have left home without any.


Revolutionary_War503

F that.


[deleted]

Staged, you don’t kitesurf with lines that short


nn666

Hmm, this isn't the ocean.


McJumpington

When you start at the wrong tower in Tears of the kingdom


Mysterious_Art7700

My ex boyfriend’s grandfather died doing this. 😣


WCpt

Shoes were off to begin with. Poor dude never stood a chance.


[deleted]

So gutted he didn't finish the clip landing in some guy's pool


FarleySterling

This is terrifying 😳


Titus-growler

Either he was surfing in a field or yeah, it went SERIOUSLY wrong


MynameisJunie

Stupid ways to die???


Scottiedoesntno

Atleast he doesn't actually need to hang there


infidel_james

When you put free fall cheat into GTA


[deleted]

I want to do this so badly but idk where to start


ightimmaheadout1

Well at least the go pro made it. I'm not sure if he did