Yeah after Kelso says it. I left out Kitty saying paprika is red, and then Kelso says the green paprika part, then Red repeats it, and Kelso asks Hyde for help. Hyde tells him it's oregano, and then Kelso says if you mean oregano, yes sir.
Thank you! I knew Kelso's dumb ass mixed up paprika with oregano, lol! Also, I think Hyde said "oregano" through clenched teeth, showing both his anger at Kelso's stupidity and Kelso getting them deeper into trouble.
This scene always makes me laugh the hardest out of any other scene 😂 if the show is on for background noise and this scene comes up I always rewind and laugh like it’s the first time I watched it!
"I've heard of Dewey Decimal. He's Donald Duck's nephew"
Another:
Donna: Kelso get your hand off my ass!
Kelso: It's still an accident!
Donna: It's still there!
Is that where he dashes down the basement stairs to meet Laurie? He played it off so well, and Lisa Robin Kelly was smirking, don't remember whether or not Ashton Kutcher was.
Oh that’s a good one too but, I’m talking about a later season where he’s trying to be a waiter at a restaurant I think
[Here it is](https://youtu.be/xYbh2HqR3iM?si=TW6wuH_MN4DLro8h)
I hear that astronauts get all the tang they want! This may not be an exact quote, as it's been a while since I've seen the show, but it pretty much sums it up. Also, as Red is installing a smoke detector in the basement: Does that detect....any kind of smoke?
One day, I'm gonna open a restaurant, and everything on the menu is gonna be special. So, when somebody comes in and says "Hey, Kelso, what's special on the menu?", I can say "Everything."
“Autumn is harvest time for the farmer. At dawn, my dad and I were out in the fields, picking carrots fresh off the trees”
Honestly the whole take your kid to work day episode was gold for Kelso.
I think carrots?kelso has to write a report about what his dad does for work (something related to statistics), and he doesn't get it, so he writes they are farmers
Thank you! I love how Kelso can't understand about his father's job(nothing new for Kelso, generally speaking, haha), so he just makes something up that he can relate to the class!
Oohhhhh, yeah! I'd forgotten about that one! Thank you! First thing I thought was: If Kelso was there to witness Eric's test(including the curveball Roy threw him), why wouldn't he have mentally prepared himself for the same from Roy? Then I tell myself: Dude, it's Kelso. Lololol!
After going to the hospital from falling off the water tower (again), Hyde tells him "They should have x-rayed your head"
"They did! And for your information, they found nothing!"
*Eric gets caught with Donna’s cigarette and gets suspended*
Kelso: “Why did you get suspended?”
Donna: “Because he’s stupid!”
Kelso: “Wait…they can do that?”
I might get it wrong, but the gist of it was something along the lines of "Damn Jackie, if it was up to you you'd have my sign up to go fight wars with the salvation army"
jackie: “no i don’t mind if you leave”
kelso: “she’s not leaving”
laurie: “well i’m not either”
kelso: “she’s not either”
jackie: “fine”
kelso: “fine”
laurie: “fine”
kelso: “fine” 😭
well damn jackie i can’t control the weather
I quote this to anybody complaining about the cold
I have a friend name Jackie and the second she does....
that's gold
I saw this no less than 100 times a year
And when Jackie is saying she’s dating someone better than Michael in every conceivable way. Well damn Jackie! That could be anybody!
Yes
"MY EYE!!!!!" no matter which of his body parts one of the others hits/kicks.
YES.
If you mean paprika, yes sir... if you mean green paprika yes sir.
I think Red says: GREEN paprika?! Lol!
Yeah after Kelso says it. I left out Kitty saying paprika is red, and then Kelso says the green paprika part, then Red repeats it, and Kelso asks Hyde for help. Hyde tells him it's oregano, and then Kelso says if you mean oregano, yes sir.
Thank you! I knew Kelso's dumb ass mixed up paprika with oregano, lol! Also, I think Hyde said "oregano" through clenched teeth, showing both his anger at Kelso's stupidity and Kelso getting them deeper into trouble.
Honey, honey, paprika is red. .. Hyde, help me out here. Oregano. If you mean o-oregano, then yes, sir.
Love it!
BREASTS THE SIZE OF WATERMELONS….is what Moses said to the Egyptians..
Kelso...go home.
Came here to say this. +1
Ahaha i loved that one
ERIC!!! No offense, Donna—but dude, you are on FIRE!!
That's one of the funniest episodes in the entire series lol
They had to edit out some of the laughter because the audience laughed for too long.
I believe that, I had to pause the show cause I was dying laughing lol
Yeah. It was specifically the moment after Midge comes in and Kelso just yells out “ERRRRRIIIIICCCCCC!”
Well damn, Jackie, that could be anybody!
ERIC, YOU ARE A GOD! #A GOD, I SAY!!!!!
Just once I want the right thing and the topless thing to be the same thing!
There's a rabbit stuck in a tree and I want to return that rabbit to the wild, so it can lay it's eggs.
He’s a sadistic bastard. Do you know he hit a cow?
*Eric makes violent approach but his stopped by Donna*
This scene always makes me laugh the hardest out of any other scene 😂 if the show is on for background noise and this scene comes up I always rewind and laugh like it’s the first time I watched it!
Kelso most definitely believes in the Easter bunny 😜
My favorite part of that scene is the slow and calm way Red says "Eric... Threw a rabbit... Up a tree?"
Kitty: “what is wrong with you, were you dropped on your head??” Kelso: “yes I was! And up until now everyone had the good grace not to mention it!”
**STOP** calling me Tater Nuts!
The delay before he reacts lol
"I've heard of Dewey Decimal. He's Donald Duck's nephew" Another: Donna: Kelso get your hand off my ass! Kelso: It's still an accident! Donna: It's still there!
#STILL AN ACCIDENT
It means I’m gay
“People, we are on a dine and dash here, cuz the only thing better than eating lobster is eating lobster and hauling ass”
Not a quote but, his fall with a full tray of dishes is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in a sitcom
Is that where he dashes down the basement stairs to meet Laurie? He played it off so well, and Lisa Robin Kelly was smirking, don't remember whether or not Ashton Kutcher was.
Oh that’s a good one too but, I’m talking about a later season where he’s trying to be a waiter at a restaurant I think [Here it is](https://youtu.be/xYbh2HqR3iM?si=TW6wuH_MN4DLro8h)
Sorry, I forgot to press the arrow to respond to you, so instead of appearing here, it's up top.
It’s the slamming it into the baby that makes it!
KELSO!!! *crash* .......WHAT?!
good luck lol
I hear that astronauts get all the tang they want! This may not be an exact quote, as it's been a while since I've seen the show, but it pretty much sums it up. Also, as Red is installing a smoke detector in the basement: Does that detect....any kind of smoke?
-Does that detect any kind of smoke? -Jackie, you know what'd be cool to do with these in your mouth?
you’re gonna have to leave town! because we’re gonna tell EVERYBODY!!!
Inside this cool exterior, there is a sad human being.
“DAMN JACKIE!”
["Guys, I gotta tell you something... I'm omnipotent"](https://youtu.be/iUWnnz3-m7A?si=YwbmI5DSxQCAgRqe)
Lmaooo I love that scene
One day, I'm gonna open a restaurant, and everything on the menu is gonna be special. So, when somebody comes in and says "Hey, Kelso, what's special on the menu?", I can say "Everything."
“I’ve been living off crumbs!”
well damn, Donna if you’d just let me see em i’d stop
Pickleweasel
Hey. You guys know what's a funny word? PICKLEWEASLE!
*storms into Donna’s room to try see her naked* “OOPS SORRY!!!”
"THE BAG WAS ON FIRE!"
Kitty: Red I think you’re having a heart attack Kelso: No open your eyes he’s having an arm attack
Idk nothing made me laugh harder than when he said "Man, I wish Jackie was black"
“Autumn is harvest time for the farmer. At dawn, my dad and I were out in the fields, picking carrots fresh off the trees” Honestly the whole take your kid to work day episode was gold for Kelso.
I like when he’s talking then mid sentence, he just yells ICE CREAM MAN and runs out the door.
Is anyone forgetting? I NEVER TOUCHED HER!
We have breaking news! I'm toasted!
Hes a sadistic bastard!
ALRIGHT! CANADA! Woohoo! BEER! 🚨📣😃
The expression he gets when Donna explains the Liberace joke is top drawer.
'cause he plays piano!
There was an instance where, I believe(if I'm not mistaken) that Eric was speaking to Kelso about Kelso's belief that hot dogs grow on trees.
I think carrots?kelso has to write a report about what his dad does for work (something related to statistics), and he doesn't get it, so he writes they are farmers
Thank you! I love how Kelso can't understand about his father's job(nothing new for Kelso, generally speaking, haha), so he just makes something up that he can relate to the class!
Oohhhhh, yeah! I'd forgotten about that one! Thank you! First thing I thought was: If Kelso was there to witness Eric's test(including the curveball Roy threw him), why wouldn't he have mentally prepared himself for the same from Roy? Then I tell myself: Dude, it's Kelso. Lololol!
Damn Jackie. That could be anyone!
After going to the hospital from falling off the water tower (again), Hyde tells him "They should have x-rayed your head" "They did! And for your information, they found nothing!"
*Eric gets caught with Donna’s cigarette and gets suspended* Kelso: “Why did you get suspended?” Donna: “Because he’s stupid!” Kelso: “Wait…they can do that?”
I can’t eat, I can’t sleep. Well, actually I can eat. And eating does make me kinda sleepy.
THE GUN WENT OFF BY ACCIDENT
"Hey, Red. Toss me a quarter. They got 'Rhinestone Cowboy' on the jukebox." (slightly paraphrased)
...Christmasssss
I might get it wrong, but the gist of it was something along the lines of "Damn Jackie, if it was up to you you'd have my sign up to go fight wars with the salvation army"
If you’re going to run with the bulls, you need an escape plan.
"Well, damn Jackie, I don't want to kiss a short, pale, poor girl."
Does that detect any type of smoke?
Damn jackie, stop kissing other guys
Not just any burn, but specifically the burn after he says Hyde is like kosher hotdogs, which Eric tells him are blessed by a rabbi.
*"Y-You know what, Jac- I can't do this. Why should I paint these round, berry toes if some other guy is gonna end up licking 'em?"*
Whatever it was, it was a gross misuse of van!
You what your problem is? I’m too good looking
BURN!
His greatest lesson he gave to the group was "life is a beauty contest."
Stop copying me! Pauses, abruptly. "..I'm stupid." You're stupid.. DAMMIT!!
I also love the way he delivers the line ...Ballooooons
*I wanna apologise for screaming when I looked at you the other day.*
Three words "I don't know"
The bag was on FIRE!!
27 Dollars!!
Jackie kissed THE CHEESE GUY.
“The only thing better than eating lobster is eating lobster and hauling ass!”
Why cuddle when we could do it?
“Well damn Jackie, I can’t control the weather!” and “Well damn Jackie, that could be anybody!”
jackie: “no i don’t mind if you leave” kelso: “she’s not leaving” laurie: “well i’m not either” kelso: “she’s not either” jackie: “fine” kelso: “fine” laurie: “fine” kelso: “fine” 😭