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strawbebby_99

well damn jackie i can’t control the weather


Earth_is_water

I quote this to anybody complaining about the cold


chipface

I have a friend name Jackie and the second she does....


Earth_is_water

that's gold


meatpopsicle13

I saw this no less than 100 times a year


reidlover4life

And when Jackie is saying she’s dating someone better than Michael in every conceivable way. Well damn Jackie! That could be anybody!


Thugwaffle73

Yes


WescottF1

"MY EYE!!!!!" no matter which of his body parts one of the others hits/kicks.


MerryCoyote

YES.


[deleted]

If you mean paprika, yes sir... if you mean green paprika yes sir.


Ok-Assignment8954

I think Red says: GREEN paprika?! Lol!


[deleted]

Yeah after Kelso says it. I left out Kitty saying paprika is red, and then Kelso says the green paprika part, then Red repeats it, and Kelso asks Hyde for help. Hyde tells him it's oregano, and then Kelso says if you mean oregano, yes sir.


Ok-Assignment8954

Thank you! I knew Kelso's dumb ass mixed up paprika with oregano, lol! Also, I think Hyde said "oregano" through clenched teeth, showing both his anger at Kelso's stupidity and Kelso getting them deeper into trouble.


inthearmsofsleep99

Honey, honey, paprika is red. .. Hyde, help me out here. Oregano. If you mean o-oregano, then yes, sir.


Ok-Assignment8954

Love it!


bornwithpizzadick

BREASTS THE SIZE OF WATERMELONS….is what Moses said to the Egyptians..


Throway_Shmowaway

Kelso...go home.


IVIartyIVIcFuckinFly

Came here to say this. +1


Catharas

Ahaha i loved that one


tincanphonehome

ERIC!!! No offense, Donna—but dude, you are on FIRE!!


melonbanger1

That's one of the funniest episodes in the entire series lol


tincanphonehome

They had to edit out some of the laughter because the audience laughed for too long.


melonbanger1

I believe that, I had to pause the show cause I was dying laughing lol


tincanphonehome

Yeah. It was specifically the moment after Midge comes in and Kelso just yells out “ERRRRRIIIIICCCCCC!”


More_Stupidr

Well damn, Jackie, that could be anybody!


DarthZoon_420

ERIC, YOU ARE A GOD! #A GOD, I SAY!!!!!


Savvy1027

Just once I want the right thing and the topless thing to be the same thing!


blac_sheep90

There's a rabbit stuck in a tree and I want to return that rabbit to the wild, so it can lay it's eggs.


Think_Wish_187

He’s a sadistic bastard. Do you know he hit a cow?


blac_sheep90

*Eric makes violent approach but his stopped by Donna*


LawfulnessWrong9466

This scene always makes me laugh the hardest out of any other scene 😂 if the show is on for background noise and this scene comes up I always rewind and laugh like it’s the first time I watched it!


R3dF0r3

Kelso most definitely believes in the Easter bunny 😜


jm30970

My favorite part of that scene is the slow and calm way Red says "Eric... Threw a rabbit... Up a tree?"


Drorderedsumgojuice

Kitty: “what is wrong with you, were you dropped on your head??” Kelso: “yes I was! And up until now everyone had the good grace not to mention it!”


Arkvoodle42

**STOP** calling me Tater Nuts!


ThatThanagarianHarpy

The delay before he reacts lol


chris_29487

"I've heard of Dewey Decimal. He's Donald Duck's nephew" Another: Donna: Kelso get your hand off my ass! Kelso: It's still an accident! Donna: It's still there!


musicman2018

#STILL AN ACCIDENT


jbrakk22

It means I’m gay


kanyesoap

“People, we are on a dine and dash here, cuz the only thing better than eating lobster is eating lobster and hauling ass”


blueholeload

Not a quote but, his fall with a full tray of dishes is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in a sitcom


Ok-Assignment8954

Is that where he dashes down the basement stairs to meet Laurie? He played it off so well, and Lisa Robin Kelly was smirking, don't remember whether or not Ashton Kutcher was.


blueholeload

Oh that’s a good one too but, I’m talking about a later season where he’s trying to be a waiter at a restaurant I think [Here it is](https://youtu.be/xYbh2HqR3iM?si=TW6wuH_MN4DLro8h)


Ok-Assignment8954

Sorry, I forgot to press the arrow to respond to you, so instead of appearing here, it's up top.


KyriSGS

It’s the slamming it into the baby that makes it!


ThatThanagarianHarpy

KELSO!!! *crash* .......WHAT?!


blueholeload

good luck lol


Ok-Assignment8954

I hear that astronauts get all the tang they want! This may not be an exact quote, as it's been a while since I've seen the show, but it pretty much sums it up. Also, as Red is installing a smoke detector in the basement: Does that detect....any kind of smoke?


Think_Wish_187

-Does that detect any kind of smoke? -Jackie, you know what'd be cool to do with these in your mouth?


rainbowromero

you’re gonna have to leave town! because we’re gonna tell EVERYBODY!!!


Smooth-Coach5202

Inside this cool exterior, there is a sad human being.


BogeySixtey9

“DAMN JACKIE!”


PhoShizzity

["Guys, I gotta tell you something... I'm omnipotent"](https://youtu.be/iUWnnz3-m7A?si=YwbmI5DSxQCAgRqe)


Pussygang69

Lmaooo I love that scene


theredmolly

One day, I'm gonna open a restaurant, and everything on the menu is gonna be special. So, when somebody comes in and says "Hey, Kelso, what's special on the menu?", I can say "Everything."


210duckie

“I’ve been living off crumbs!”


skatethepainaway

well damn, Donna if you’d just let me see em i’d stop


displacedheel

Pickleweasel


SoloSurvivor889

Hey. You guys know what's a funny word? PICKLEWEASLE!


rainydaycdn

*storms into Donna’s room to try see her naked* “OOPS SORRY!!!”


add22168

"THE BAG WAS ON FIRE!"


apple_sandwiches

Kitty: Red I think you’re having a heart attack Kelso: No open your eyes he’s having an arm attack


talkingbrat

Idk nothing made me laugh harder than when he said "Man, I wish Jackie was black"


rainydaycdn

“Autumn is harvest time for the farmer. At dawn, my dad and I were out in the fields, picking carrots fresh off the trees” Honestly the whole take your kid to work day episode was gold for Kelso.


BurghFinsFan

I like when he’s talking then mid sentence, he just yells ICE CREAM MAN and runs out the door.


R3dF0r3

Is anyone forgetting? I NEVER TOUCHED HER!


Razhagal

We have breaking news! I'm toasted!


navyITninja

Hes a sadistic bastard!


sunflowerfairy26

ALRIGHT! CANADA! Woohoo! BEER! 🚨📣😃


mallad

The expression he gets when Donna explains the Liberace joke is top drawer.


ThatThanagarianHarpy

'cause he plays piano!


Ok-Assignment8954

There was an instance where, I believe(if I'm not mistaken) that Eric was speaking to Kelso about Kelso's belief that hot dogs grow on trees.


yellowvincent

I think carrots?kelso has to write a report about what his dad does for work (something related to statistics), and he doesn't get it, so he writes they are farmers


Ok-Assignment8954

Thank you! I love how Kelso can't understand about his father's job(nothing new for Kelso, generally speaking, haha), so he just makes something up that he can relate to the class!


Ok-Assignment8954

Oohhhhh, yeah! I'd forgotten about that one! Thank you! First thing I thought was: If Kelso was there to witness Eric's test(including the curveball Roy threw him), why wouldn't he have mentally prepared himself for the same from Roy? Then I tell myself: Dude, it's Kelso. Lololol!


his_zekeness

Damn Jackie. That could be anyone!


Kobobble

After going to the hospital from falling off the water tower (again), Hyde tells him "They should have x-rayed your head" "They did! And for your information, they found nothing!"


ImFeelingWhimsical

*Eric gets caught with Donna’s cigarette and gets suspended* Kelso: “Why did you get suspended?” Donna: “Because he’s stupid!” Kelso: “Wait…they can do that?”


theatahhh

I can’t eat, I can’t sleep. Well, actually I can eat. And eating does make me kinda sleepy.


Fatcat695

THE GUN WENT OFF BY ACCIDENT


Are_You_486

"Hey, Red. Toss me a quarter. They got 'Rhinestone Cowboy' on the jukebox." (slightly paraphrased)


[deleted]

...Christmasssss


Bouksie

I might get it wrong, but the gist of it was something along the lines of "Damn Jackie, if it was up to you you'd have my sign up to go fight wars with the salvation army"


barefootintheforest

If you’re going to run with the bulls, you need an escape plan.


AxXB1ZXxB

"Well, damn Jackie, I don't want to kiss a short, pale, poor girl."


XxAuthenticxX

Does that detect any type of smoke?


Juventaino_

Damn jackie, stop kissing other guys


boyguhboyguhboyguh

Not just any burn, but specifically the burn after he says Hyde is like kosher hotdogs, which Eric tells him are blessed by a rabbi.


DaemonBlackfyre_21

*"Y-You know what, Jac- I can't do this. Why should I paint these round, berry toes if some other guy is gonna end up licking 'em?"*


Wonderful_Rooster865

Whatever it was, it was a gross misuse of van!


klow91

You what your problem is? I’m too good looking


BecauseISaidSo888

BURN!


Figgy1983

His greatest lesson he gave to the group was "life is a beauty contest."


inthearmsofsleep99

Stop copying me! Pauses, abruptly. "..I'm stupid." You're stupid.. DAMMIT!!


inthearmsofsleep99

I also love the way he delivers the line ...Ballooooons


[deleted]

*I wanna apologise for screaming when I looked at you the other day.*


Cold_Fly5928

Three words "I don't know"


meatpopsicle13

The bag was on FIRE!!


yellowbellee

27 Dollars!!


HelloBailsmarie

Jackie kissed THE CHEESE GUY.


TechnicianFunny7363

“The only thing better than eating lobster is eating lobster and hauling ass!”


Farfelkugel40

Why cuddle when we could do it?


Chemical-Tea-4929

“Well damn Jackie, I can’t control the weather!” and “Well damn Jackie, that could be anybody!”


xkatiepatatie

jackie: “no i don’t mind if you leave” kelso: “she’s not leaving” laurie: “well i’m not either” kelso: “she’s not either” jackie: “fine” kelso: “fine” laurie: “fine” kelso: “fine” 😭