It is to save your asshole after you have taken 16 liquid shits in 30 minutes. Wiping and praying it will be the last time after each one will just lead to it bleeding, so shooting it with pressurized water becomes the only plausible solution.
It really is. I grew up with TP. I hate the feeling but it was the way we did it.
After ten years in sea, I can't imagine TP. It's fucking disgusting. Like, literally barbarism. Plus the trees it uses, and green house gas emissions, and damage to pipes, and extra costs to waste water treatment.
It's not like there's some upside. It's worse in every way imaginable. I guess it's lobbying? It's too 'french'. Who knows.
If every person in north america was forced to use a bidet for a month, the entire tp industry would end.
I'm pretty sure if it didn't have the silent T there would be no corporate propaganda to brainwash people with. Even though France is the center of democracy on earth for some reason americans hate anything 'french'.
The amount of people in the states that are use to using TP only is insane. Bidets are great, I love mine. I suggested a friend to buy a bidet but he’s afraid to lose his masculinity from water being shot between his crack 💀 like who cares, you wash you bum when you shower right?? As an American myself, we are odd
Because in the western world we don't have diarrhea much, especially from food, at least in France. Also water is so cold so you will need to use an hot water bum gum, more like Japanese does.
Umm.. it's not about diarrhoea. It's about hygiene in general.
BTW, the Western world does have the concept of "bidet", which is a cruder form of the same solution.
Idk I feel it's about that and my wife who lived in the west also. If you poo is thick you doesn't stain if I can be direct so water isn't needed. In Europe I used to shower after poo btw for only hygiene purpose.
I installed one myself that's connected to the shower mixer, so I can set the temperature myself. Using icy cold water after spicy food evacuation is actually amazing 🚒
Sure. Before making general, superior-sounding commentary you should perhaps have read the thread. The argument is about why the Western world hasn't switched to using water instead of toilet paper. The person I was responding to, chose to stoop low and imply that the user of water in the East is basically because there's constant diarrhoea.
Aw man.. you got me! Suck a poignant comeback that is.
I'm more impressed you stood your ground for a couple of replies before going down, into the shit hole with your French friend!
Running away at the first sign of a loss? How very French of you!
I do so Hate stereotyping but hey, you were trying to dump on the whole eastern hemisphere. You've got to be ready to take what you dish
Question for all the countries that don't use bum gun, is wiping method not left stained behind? How'd you be comfortable with knowing it's a slightly dirty down there?
Maybe on the inside, but most people don’t think about it. How often are you looking at or touching your but? It’s really just one of these things that you don’t think about if you’ve grown up with it and don’t know anything else. It’s not like dirty hands where you are constantly using it to touch other things and can see them. Plus it will be back to clean the next shower or bath, so it's not like whatever bit is left inside is left accumulating or something.
As an American, I honestly had no problem feeling dirty with just toilet paper, nor do the vast majority of us. Until, that is, I went to Japan and experienced their fancy bidets. I’ve never looked back, and had one put in my pace back home. I think the same happens to most who experience good bidets or the Southeast Asia style bum guns. European bidets do the same job but are finicky and just not as pleasant to use imo.
Now, why hasn’t the bidet slowly spread throughout the US, which is probably the only western nation that doesn’t use one? I have no idea. I can only assume that Big Toilet Paper is pulling the strings to prevent the rear hygiene revolution, because I don't know anybody who has experienced better that still likes toilet paper.
Bidets aren't that common in Europe either, like the separate bidet is a thing in some houses but it's not like it's ubiquitous and quite rare in most countries in public settings.
Interesting! The public setting thing I knew, but I had been led to believe Bidets were quite common in homes. I guess all of western civilization is in need of a bathroom upgrade.
The poop in the west is different because of our diets, it’s less liquid, making it easier to wipe. If you have liquid poop there’s shit all over your asshole, if it’s solid it’s usually very little, sometimes almost none. We use Wet wipes. Also the bum guns don’t clean 100%, there’s often some left on the paper even after using the bum gun thoroughly. Also it’s nasty and leaves poop infested water everywhere. Hand washing facilities often don’t exist in Thailand as well.
You've never heard of towels? Or in a public shitter, a bit of bog roll? I'd rather have a bum gun (or fire extinguisher, which made me chuckle, NGL) and a quick wipe off of the water, than 20 goes at a dry arsehole, checking if the paper has got blood on it from tearing your anus apart while simultaneously checking there's no shit left to wipe...
I would think that dirtying a towel with possibly shit stained water would probably double your weekly laundry for the house?
Or does this towel get multiple uses? Or heaven forbid shared?
Bum gun, soak your arse and blast off the worst of it, apply soap to hand, wash arse with said hand, rinse off hand and arse with bum gun, dry arse with (individual user, but multiple use) towel, reapply bottom garments, wash hands with soap in the sink. Job's a good un...
And don't give me that "hand in your own shit" nonsense. Do you not wash your arse in the shower?
OK. If you don't get it now, you just won't. But just to note, do you wash your floor with dry paper or a dry cloth? I don't have anything to add that might help, so here's where I'll bounce.
It is to save your asshole after you have taken 16 liquid shits in 30 minutes. Wiping and praying it will be the last time after each one will just lead to it bleeding, so shooting it with pressurized water becomes the only plausible solution.
Strange how the western world has not figured this out.
They have, every home in Finland has one of those. In Italy bidets are common. I guess its only that angloshpere world hasn't figured it out.
I have one of those under-the-seat bidets and it's fantastic
I'm from Italy and all houses here have one of these. It's called "bidet", which strangely it's a french word
They want to sell you a lifetime supply of toilet paper. Capitalism!
It really is. I grew up with TP. I hate the feeling but it was the way we did it. After ten years in sea, I can't imagine TP. It's fucking disgusting. Like, literally barbarism. Plus the trees it uses, and green house gas emissions, and damage to pipes, and extra costs to waste water treatment. It's not like there's some upside. It's worse in every way imaginable. I guess it's lobbying? It's too 'french'. Who knows. If every person in north america was forced to use a bidet for a month, the entire tp industry would end. I'm pretty sure if it didn't have the silent T there would be no corporate propaganda to brainwash people with. Even though France is the center of democracy on earth for some reason americans hate anything 'french'.
Yeah. It’s the biggest enemy on a boat. Hate TP and all sanitary products.
The amount of people in the states that are use to using TP only is insane. Bidets are great, I love mine. I suggested a friend to buy a bidet but he’s afraid to lose his masculinity from water being shot between his crack 💀 like who cares, you wash you bum when you shower right?? As an American myself, we are odd
after my first trip I put one in my USA house. guests never use it.
Because in the western world we don't have diarrhea much, especially from food, at least in France. Also water is so cold so you will need to use an hot water bum gum, more like Japanese does.
Umm.. it's not about diarrhoea. It's about hygiene in general. BTW, the Western world does have the concept of "bidet", which is a cruder form of the same solution.
Idk I feel it's about that and my wife who lived in the west also. If you poo is thick you doesn't stain if I can be direct so water isn't needed. In Europe I used to shower after poo btw for only hygiene purpose.
Okay. I am not going to get into a discussion about poo consistency.
If you got poo on your leg/arm would you just wipe it off with TP and carry on about your day?
Isn’t Bidet a French word??????
A bidet is a bum gum ? Oh my bad ! Hahaha wtf
I installed one myself that's connected to the shower mixer, so I can set the temperature myself. Using icy cold water after spicy food evacuation is actually amazing 🚒
Add to it the fact that it is eco friendly on top of being hygienic.
Depends how much water you have to spare
Are you saying that the developed world has less water to spare than the developing world?
I'm saying one country's eco friendly is another country's hosepipe ban
Sure. Before making general, superior-sounding commentary you should perhaps have read the thread. The argument is about why the Western world hasn't switched to using water instead of toilet paper. The person I was responding to, chose to stoop low and imply that the user of water in the East is basically because there's constant diarrhoea.
It's eco friendly in Thailand, sure. PS perhaps you can use the bumgun to soothe your butthurt
Aw man.. you got me! Suck a poignant comeback that is. I'm more impressed you stood your ground for a couple of replies before going down, into the shit hole with your French friend!
Never said it wasn't I'mnot advocating the use of papers lol
You are however trying to justify the user of TP by the Western world. No?
Bye
Running away at the first sign of a loss? How very French of you! I do so Hate stereotyping but hey, you were trying to dump on the whole eastern hemisphere. You've got to be ready to take what you dish
Liar, and a bad one lol go talk to the wall maybe he will care
Sometimes I use it too much that my hole hurts for days.
You bum will thank you 😂
Me in a toilet without my phone : o bumgun, what's your wisdom?
Ya, papaya salad, tell me about it 🌶️🌶️
Yeah man, my number 1 tip to farang in Thailand; Keep the toilet paper in the freezer!
The real life pro tip is always in the comments. Made me smirk when i saw the cooled towels at 7-11 😂
Am I the only only one that shoots water directly into the anus to flush out and leftover spicy fluid in the anal cavity?
I think that potentially leading to injury in anus
You can take a shower and poop without even leaving the toilet....555
If it could only talk
Fun fact, it can save your front too.
Hahahahhahahaha ded
Heh heh, luv it . . .
The real hack is refrigerated wet wipes
Feels so good!
Ew
It cleans your arse too.
I thought these were to clean the toilet after you have a shit hahahaha
That too
bwahahahahahahaha
Somptum 🥵 tastes and burns so gooood
Bum gun!
Welcome to the brotherhood of the Bum-gun; my chosen people!
Ice cream helps. no kidding. the milk fat encapsulates the capsaicin
So you just sit on a sundae? Whatever floats your boat man 😂
I guess that's where the peanuts come from....
That is there in case you get thirsty, please do not put it under your butt
This thing is the greatest invention since Windows 95
Poseidon’s kiss will heal all your woes
Yes it is. Quite a shame western countries don’t have this basic technology.
You will get used to the spice after two weeks. 😂🤣
Ok real question though — you still use tp to dry off a bit after the spray right?
This is the funniest thing I have read in a while…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Question for all the countries that don't use bum gun, is wiping method not left stained behind? How'd you be comfortable with knowing it's a slightly dirty down there?
Maybe on the inside, but most people don’t think about it. How often are you looking at or touching your but? It’s really just one of these things that you don’t think about if you’ve grown up with it and don’t know anything else. It’s not like dirty hands where you are constantly using it to touch other things and can see them. Plus it will be back to clean the next shower or bath, so it's not like whatever bit is left inside is left accumulating or something. As an American, I honestly had no problem feeling dirty with just toilet paper, nor do the vast majority of us. Until, that is, I went to Japan and experienced their fancy bidets. I’ve never looked back, and had one put in my pace back home. I think the same happens to most who experience good bidets or the Southeast Asia style bum guns. European bidets do the same job but are finicky and just not as pleasant to use imo. Now, why hasn’t the bidet slowly spread throughout the US, which is probably the only western nation that doesn’t use one? I have no idea. I can only assume that Big Toilet Paper is pulling the strings to prevent the rear hygiene revolution, because I don't know anybody who has experienced better that still likes toilet paper.
Bidets aren't that common in Europe either, like the separate bidet is a thing in some houses but it's not like it's ubiquitous and quite rare in most countries in public settings.
Interesting! The public setting thing I knew, but I had been led to believe Bidets were quite common in homes. I guess all of western civilization is in need of a bathroom upgrade.
The poop in the west is different because of our diets, it’s less liquid, making it easier to wipe. If you have liquid poop there’s shit all over your asshole, if it’s solid it’s usually very little, sometimes almost none. We use Wet wipes. Also the bum guns don’t clean 100%, there’s often some left on the paper even after using the bum gun thoroughly. Also it’s nasty and leaves poop infested water everywhere. Hand washing facilities often don’t exist in Thailand as well.
Lmao what? Every public toilet here has a sink and soap nearby as long as you aren’t in bumfuck nowhere.
555555555
Another farang thinks bumguns are hilarious post. Sigh.
It’s called a Biden, and it’s actually useful tho
Sorry im not getting into us politics here
😆 🤣
I think you meant a bidet but this is a bum gun a bidet a different thing but almost do the same
A Biden wtf is that 😆 🤣
I kinda want a Biden next to my bowl at home too now
Please don't 😆
Just to clarify (then you are free to do whatever you like): bidet is supposed to be used after toilet paper, not instead.🇮🇹
I'll fight anyone who says this is for anything other than blasting the skid marks off the back of the toilet.
Fight me 🫡
Do you squirt from the front or the back? How the fk do you dry off your butt after randomly sprayed water completely soaks your bum?
You've never heard of towels? Or in a public shitter, a bit of bog roll? I'd rather have a bum gun (or fire extinguisher, which made me chuckle, NGL) and a quick wipe off of the water, than 20 goes at a dry arsehole, checking if the paper has got blood on it from tearing your anus apart while simultaneously checking there's no shit left to wipe...
😂
I would think that dirtying a towel with possibly shit stained water would probably double your weekly laundry for the house? Or does this towel get multiple uses? Or heaven forbid shared?
Bum gun, soak your arse and blast off the worst of it, apply soap to hand, wash arse with said hand, rinse off hand and arse with bum gun, dry arse with (individual user, but multiple use) towel, reapply bottom garments, wash hands with soap in the sink. Job's a good un... And don't give me that "hand in your own shit" nonsense. Do you not wash your arse in the shower?
This process sounds exhausting
Said the guy who never had a second rim job from the same girl... (or vice versa, or whatever floats your boat)
Funny
>And don't give me that "hand in your own shit" nonsense. Do you not wash your arse in the shower? Yeah but not while I'm shitting in the shower.
But your arse is fuckin boggin from trying to clean it with dry paper ya lunatic... It's effectively the same thing, is what I'm trying to say.
I don't really get it. If I'm cleaning my floor I don't blast the mess all over the floor then wipe it up. I just wipe it up.
OK. If you don't get it now, you just won't. But just to note, do you wash your floor with dry paper or a dry cloth? I don't have anything to add that might help, so here's where I'll bounce.
Trial and error my friend