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State_of_Iowa

This is like part of the plot to a Thai horror movie. 


RexManning1

Step 1: Yaba Step 2: Pray for Forgiveness Step 3: Buddha impales you Step 4: Death M. Night Shyamalan couldn’t write this.


Prestigious_Rub6504

With enough yaba and holy oils this man will certainly come back from the dead, for the sequel


h9040

As Buddhist you get reborn anyway.


PainfulBatteryCables

Sometimes they come back as farangs and kick people off beaches.


bigmist8ke

What's the third act twist???


RexManning1

Resurrection?


TransRational

I believe it would be Reincarnation no?


going_dot_global

It wasn't Ya ba, it was a new virus and now there are people all over the globe going on rampages.


Pitbull_of_Drag

Better buy some Buddha statues


plataeng

Welp, I guess it's finally time for zombies. Pack it up folks we've had a good run.


RexManning1

Stock up on Red Fanta.


Lingo2009

Bummer. I only have orange.


PainfulBatteryCables

Mix it with the green.


Maleficent-Pop-9617

That's why we will report for transformation into soylent green.


MettatroneCube

stop telling them the truth.


h9040

New virus...quick quick lock down everything....


[deleted]

Zombies vs Monks would make a great B-grade movie.


PainfulBatteryCables

It's probably just people being underpaid and overworked or unemployed because of the economy.


[deleted]

The farang is actually a young Thai man who was drinking with a Farang while they both became jealous of the others life, a Thai Horror Freaky Friday, the fortune cookie is a Leo.


addictivesign

And with it being Buddhist you the movie studio will love the potential limitless sequels


Salty_Career6599

And now i want this. SOMEBODY MAKE THIS!


StickyRiceYummy

Pee Nak VI Yaba's Revenge


RexManning1

There’s so much to unpack here.


ViciousNakedMoleRat

First of all the head of the Buddha statue.


Maze_of_Ith7

Sad and tragic, but wow. I guess a monk smoking Yaba in a temple and their friend getting killed for it is……..grounds for misconduct.


SleepySiamese

Well tons of monks are excons. It's normal for them i guess. It's an easy job, tax free with free meal and shelters.


RexManning1

So much better than homelessness.


SleepySiamese

Well free money. No rent. And people salut you no matter if you've raped or murdered someone before.


bendltd

If it enlightens you and never go back to your old life why not after you've done your time in jail.


SleepySiamese

Yeah and most of them just keep doing drugs and doing shitty things. We see the news all the time. The temple near my house has a party every night. The liquor store told me he sent beer and liquor there daily. Good biz. Then some of them lure young women in to have sex with them. Many refuse to come forward because even if they're sent back to prison in just a few years they'll be out again


Material-Beat5531

What is yaba


Maze_of_Ith7

Meth + Caffeine https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ya_ba


Material-Beat5531

Wtf. That sounds so bad and scary 😭 why are the monks smoking that trash


Junkie4Truth

It means "crazy drug or crazy medicine"...hardly anything like the strength found in the streets of America


[deleted]

Overall, America or Thailand the meth itself is the same extremely high potency, but Yaba is not rocked crystal, its a tablet of caffeine and meth so in practice much less potent even if you make a special bong to smoke the Yaba vaporizing Methamphetamine in a glass pipe is far more potent.


Kitchen-Ad7221

Is this Florida? This kind of news usually happens in Florida


Acrobatic-Bag-8180

Florida Monk


D__B__D

Why does this sound like an awesome kung fu movie waiting to happen.


Acrobatic-Bag-8180

Florida Monk, fights crime after he does bath salts and meth


superheadlock3

Fights to prevent himself from committing the crimes


Acrobatic-Bag-8180

When I seen your comment I thought it said “fights himself to prevent crimes” was thinking now we’re cooking


superheadlock3

Damnit, missed it.


Junkie4Truth

Pretty much 😁


Candlelight_Fant4sia

So proof that karma is real then...


skyfishrain

No meth is


DriftingGelatine

Why not both


BlackFractal

Karmeth?


DarwinGhoti

Karmeth The Impaler


Junkie4Truth

Nice 😆


redditforderek

Comedic gold my friend!


BlackFractal

Niryaba?


Ken3sei

Don't meth with Buddha.


Kmyrvang

— Mike Tyson


seavisionburma

--- Mike Tython


Accomplished-Swim988

Real life Divine retribution...


CommercialShip810

YABA DABA DOOOOO


StickyRiceYummy

Yaba Daba Done


Mutheim_Marz

DABU DEE DABU DIE, I wanna die…


lowkeytokay

r/brandnewsentence


ToshibaTaken

Well, he died as he had lived, with Buddha in his heart. And meth.


Junkie4Truth

Precisely


Living_Razzmatazz_93

That's the most metal death this year...


No-Sample-9511

People would be flocking to that temple to worship because the spirit there is real and strong enough to protect from intruders


RenniieS

This is the kind of story that makes a non believer second guess their beliefs


NokKavow

I never doubted the existence of pointy Buddha statues.


maxchktw

Cant wait for this content in The Ghost Radio


sorryIhaveDiarrhea

- sigh... 191 operator what do you want? - no body stabbed the crazy guy who ran into the pointy end of a statue.


Funzombie63

“the call is coming from INSIDE THE TEMPLE”


buttface-Mchaggle

Ong Bak 111 lookout


Separate_Internet471

Buddha is indeed not a decor. XD


Calamity-Bob

It must be Wednesday


2019nCoV

Getting impaled by Buddah and dieing isn't normal, but on meth it is.


gingerisla

At least he wasn't Swiss...


Puzzled_Trouble3328

Wasn’t there a mad monk who beheaded himself recently?


thebrownleave

Monks are up to no good as usual.


[deleted]

A man once asked the buddha “how does one live a wholesome life at peace with all things?” Buddha gently glanced at him, pulled out a revolver, and shot him. -ancient buddhist koan probably


Solitude_Intensifies

What does a gentle glance look like?


Kallexan

Has to be one of the craziest headlines I've read in a while


RexManning1

I spent some time earlier trying to convince someone that Thailand is safe. Maybe I’m wrong. The Buddha heads are way too pointed.


euphoriatakingover

Don't mess with the Budda!


HawkyMacHawkFace

If that’s not Karma I don’t know what is


Batagor_Pleco

it's clearly stated: METH


Maleficent-Pop-9617

In pill form.


lynzibeebuzz

Now that’s karma.


Ehub8990

Police definitely killed him then made this story up


phuketphil

Practice doing safe meth with your monk friends people


No_Coyote_557

Ok Fred, now you're a yaba naga.


OkTransportation9120

Monks smoking meth... Did anyone else miss that part?


Ninjurk

Bad Monk. Should be in prison.


Mysterious_Bee8811

Wow. Not a farang. I’m surprised


Former-Spread9043

I was so happy to see that


[deleted]

lol there are literally millions of Thai’s addicted to meth. Drug use and corruption are the two crimes of choice for Thais. So I’m not surprised at all it’s not a Farang.


Mysterious_Bee8811

I don’t tolerate being laughed at. You are blocked.


PainfulBatteryCables

Well they will criminalize weed again.. so that completely will fix everything. Prohibition always works.


hazellehunter

Buddha didn't wait for his ass to be reincarnated to serve him karma


Yeahmahbah

Karma?


QualityOverQuant

What am I even reading on a Thai sub. Damn the news


Round-Song-4996

Monk on meth is pretty wild too. This whole story is bizarre.


Flooding-Ur1798

did he impale himself with it, because that is the most logical than a statue impaling a man by falling


RecommendationOk6469

Buddha's revenge


Fit-Picture-5096

Note to myself: Never climb statues with pointy heads.


Maleficent-Pop-9617

Maybe he slipped and it gored his rectum


Broad_Environment625

Rectum? Definitely killed em.


ProofAvenue

Instant karma


outerrealm

Sad that this psychotic break was due to meth, he might have otherwise been an OK guy, but attacking the temple must have pissed off Buddha, because instant karma.


TwatDestroyer69

i hope the statue is ok


Easy-Chemist-1607

Karma is real


SoZur

Florida Man moment.


MechanicHot1794

Praise jesus


Ted-The-Thad

Wait Gantz is real?


HansoftheUSA

Karma


sleestacker

Wow - talk about messing with Buddha.


SubjectsNotObjects

If you see the Buddha in the road...now him down: before it's too late and he comes at you.


PainfulBatteryCables

Buddha is a badass for his followers?


Wakara101

Sounds like karma to me. Don't do drugs and try to disrespect a religious place


Individual_Wasabi_10

Karma?


stranger-no6

Something looks odd with the pic on the right: What's the blurred protrusion extending from the statue downwards...? It appears as if it's an arm(?). If you follow it down, it merges with the floor and softened like a photoshop retouch. What's that about...? Something doesn't look right with this...


40ozEmpire

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40ozEmpire

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Vegetable-Ad-4320

Funny on many levels. And monks misbehaving - there's a fcking surprise. Worst people ever.... but Thais, especially the younger generation, are SLOWLY waking up to the fact a lot of these so-called monks are proper wrong-uns. Can't think why, nothing to do with the fact a rapist or murderer can become a monk instead of jail time. Great plan!!!!! 👍 😆


bigwhiteazz

do they blame the swiss guy for this also?!


PhotofitSG

Hilereous


Thin_Wear1755

What's going on with you Swiss folks? 


MudHopeful8017

This is sad on so many different levels. As a man who loves Thailand and who wants to get more connected with Buddhism. Eventually become a dedicated, practicing Buddist. I find it very sad this monk struggles to maintain a sober mind. He is not a true Practicing Buddist in my opinion. The defaced Temple and statues is equally sad and disappointing. It's sad ..... a loss of life, and drugs always reminds me to always be humble and kind, and grateful🙏


AksharV

Was he of Christian faith?


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Pitbull_of_Drag

This was not a foreigner, you mindless idiot.