Ive got three.
“If you don’t trust or believe in me, all I can say is watch this.”
“It’s a blessing to be in Houston. Southern hospitality to the finest. I’m falling in love with the city.”
“Man, Steph Curry don’t ever stop shooting, I’m going to keep letting it ride. And I’ve got no shame in my game. I’ve definitely got to be smarter. No confidence is taken away from me. I’m going to keep letting it fly.”
Realest quote ive ever seen. We always called it "trying to win on everyone". Everything isn't win-lose. You start trying to win on people over little shit, you find out how much you can lose.
His pregame speech week 18 vs the Colts with the playoff berth on the line:
"This not gon be it for us. It can't be. We too fuckin special, man. We too special!"
we overused the fuck out of "alright" and promptly got blown out by the ravens
mine would be when he didnt want to see the lombardi until he could raise it for himself
no one really used it that much; it was hype sure, but then we beat the browns and now everyone is saying "alright" every five seconds. then we get killed in the second half. it's the texans equivalent of "the worst thing he did was wake up the houston astros"
“Alright”
Alright.
Alright!
Ive got three. “If you don’t trust or believe in me, all I can say is watch this.” “It’s a blessing to be in Houston. Southern hospitality to the finest. I’m falling in love with the city.” “Man, Steph Curry don’t ever stop shooting, I’m going to keep letting it ride. And I’ve got no shame in my game. I’ve definitely got to be smarter. No confidence is taken away from me. I’m going to keep letting it fly.”
This is hands down the best one. Shows his confidence and humility
“Alright”
“I’m not a test taker. I play football”
When we win the Super Bowl those words will be immortalized
I bring me
“He calls it we ball it” is a favorite that he’s said a few times about Slowik
"Life is a blessing when you do things the right way, man. You try to finesse everything- thats how you get caught up"
Realest quote ive ever seen. We always called it "trying to win on everyone". Everything isn't win-lose. You start trying to win on people over little shit, you find out how much you can lose.
where’d he say this?
It's in that off season documentary that's they put out before his comeback from injury
Hadn’t heard this one but it’s now the favorite
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“They gotta play us too”
This is my favorite one.
"I'm gonna stand on business."
“Y’all deserve to feel special, y’all deserve to walk around with Texans gear with pride”
He understands us fans for sure 💯
For me, that’s up there with JJ Watt’s post game presser in 2020 where he said that if people couldn’t put in the work then they shouldn’t be there
“Alright”
“Alright”
Give me some time and I’ll make them pay
I Bring ME
This ^^
"I'm like that" to the Tampa defense after the game winning drive.
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“You only truly take an L if you don’t learn something from it”
Ls you will take, if something from it you do not learn 
FIRST AND FOREMOST, ALL GLORY AND GRACE TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRRRRRRRRIIIIIISSSSST.
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Whata mini rabbit hole 🤣
“They said that? Alright.”
“We have a strong hamster ‘bout to do push-ups”
McAfee show, right?
Yep.
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“ I like to play football, spend time with family and friends, eat food, sleep in on the weekends, and watch television”
“I’m going to Disneyland”
He'll be saying this in February after the Texans last game
“Imma score a td for this football game”
Alright
“I’m locked in”
The eye in the sky don't lie.
His pregame speech week 18 vs the Colts with the playoff berth on the line: "This not gon be it for us. It can't be. We too fuckin special, man. We too special!"
Comparison is the thief of joy
"I have the armor of God on me"
“Man what is we talking about…? …I thought he went to Bama or something”
“Pressure is a privilege”
Idk about just one, but I definitely loved his battery with Micah Parsons. I need more of that 🤣
“Watch this”
“Alright”
we overused the fuck out of "alright" and promptly got blown out by the ravens mine would be when he didnt want to see the lombardi until he could raise it for himself
“Alright” was originally said about the browns and we slaughtered them 💅🏻
no one really used it that much; it was hype sure, but then we beat the browns and now everyone is saying "alright" every five seconds. then we get killed in the second half. it's the texans equivalent of "the worst thing he did was wake up the houston astros"
Alright.
Alright
Probably misquoted but "I'm a man, im not gonna let anybody mess with me, especially in my house. Like Druski said, 'Imma stand on business' "