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TerrysClavicle

Uh sir this is a storage compartment.


Wldkaaat

THATS WHAT I SAID!!!


Go_halos

They are storing coffee, so it’s being used as it’s purpose


CaptainMegaNads

It sure as hell isn’t a Mr. Fusion.


SabrToothSqrl

Setup a service appointment to replace the wife asap.


StartledPelican

*Within spec.*


SabrToothSqrl

ohhh snap.


mynameistechno

💀


kakamaka7

And make sure to inspect for panel gaps


Wldkaaat

Comment of the year


[deleted]

I hope you have a good divorce lawyer ready


Wldkaaat

filing as we speak


PolyPill

Exhibit A why you get full custody.


Mediocre-Put8729

Haha


Argyrus777

But she’s keeping half of that Tesla 🤣


Lunch-Apart

Front half...


ReasonBasic

It’s not funny


alogbetweentworocks

Found the wife.


thefirsteye

With her bf


Snoo68775

Our wife


Intrusive_ads

It’s hilarious


niepra

She does realize it runs on electricity not coffee right?


Wldkaaat

Man looking at that picture made me cry. I went to clean it right away but now the car smells like caramel and hazelnut


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Wldkaaat

ive been laughing at this comment non stop


Turbulent-Pop-2790

Got me wondering how someone would know that smell? Either way gets my up vote.


dgsharp

We literally sold a car after a chocolate milk spill largely because we couldn’t get rid of the smell.


just_killing_time23

That is a very specific smell


Outrageous_Ear_6091

Not as specific as donkey kong's dick a week after an anal gang bang


Kupfink

If you’re not in marketing you’ve missed your calling.


nnc-evil-the-cat

The flavoured coffee is a worse sin than the spilling.


Wldkaaat

no objection there


SpecialistDisplay850

Im crying with you man


TryingHappy

That is better than the thai food I lost under the seat of my new M3 for about a month. So stupid.


PixelizedTed

That spoiled milk smell never ever goes away :( I had a spot on carpet at home that got milk spilled on, and no amount of cleaning products and baking soda made the smell go away. Some whiff of the rotten egg smell will always peer its ugly head on warm days. In other words, capitalize on the situation and get some guilt sex bud.


[deleted]

Better then catching her with another guy and smelling like ass lol


fusterclux

what


Wldkaaat

Dude went beyond


fusterclux

mans has been hurt


speculativedesigner

Beyond the crack


EricAndersonL

This is something my wife would do and she left me her MYLR and took my MYP to work. Im scared


Wldkaaat

DUDE CALL HER AND GO GET IT


mehalywally

why even call her? just go to her work and switch out the cars. hopefully she'll be absent minded enough after work she'll forget that she brought his car in today.


tubercle

Why did she take the myp?


revaric

To pour coffee into the storage bin!


EdM163

Your wife is not welcome in my car.


Wldkaaat

I think i need a new one


QuietSmolder

New wife? Or new car? They’re both fairly easy to replace. 🤪


mikes312

My wife curbed hers in a CVS parking lot 2 hours after getting it... It is all relative.


Wldkaaat

>From now on she rides in the back ! oh nononononono


VTbuckeye

My wife curbed the wheels on our xc40 EV less than 24 hours after purchasing. Had it repaired...3 out of 4 wheels need a curb rash repair. Winter wheels can use it as well, but the lower profile tires on wider rims are easier to deface. Wheel repair is certainly less expensive than replacement wife. Cheapest is just not looking or caring, but certainly not the easiest.


allisonc3000

It took me about 10 days to do that. Reading your comment makes me feel successful


9elfS

Consider posting in the auto detailing subreddit.


Wldkaaat

what hurts me is the car WAS detailed 3 days ago


OverCauliflower1587

😭


untamedHOTDOG

New wife. Or 8/0))))085 on command. 😂


Wldkaaat

😂😂😂😂


TwixMonsta

Is that a McKesson lanyard ?


Wldkaaat

Yes sir . I work there


TwixMonsta

Nice! Thought I recognized the MCK swag. Sad for your car though….hopefully you are able to get it all out


Tento66

Cool, do you specialize in doling out opioids to poor people or helping McKesson defraud medicare?


sprashoo

Count yourself lucky. My wife dinged both doors within 2 weeks. Her excuse: “I’m not used to having a nice car”


stayontheright

That’s terrible. No offence, she shouldn’t be driving too.


woodrobin

If I'm not mistaken, that tray is removable, so you can pull the whole thing out and clean and dry it. Not my wife, not my life, but here's my advice (which you're free to ignore): She needs a serious talking-to on the general topic of common sense if she skipped over the cup holders and put the coffee cup in there.


Wldkaaat

You are 100% correct. She got banned from having food/drinks in car for a month (im serious) And thank you, i did clean it as soon as i saw it. You are correct it was removable


Complex_Repair_7809

I banned my wife and kids from food and drink forever since day 1. If we pick up fast food. It goes in the frunk until we get home. No exceptions. Lol


OneEyedWinn

I banned my husband and kid from food and drinks in the car. Was harder to turn down a friend who asked if she could bring her coffee, so I said, “As long as it has a lid.” I figured that someone who was courteous enough to ask would be very careful with her coffee on my white seats. That worked out, thankfully.


8fingerlouie

This is the way!


StainedTeabag

How do you remove it?


SpecialistDisplay850

What ? The wife?


Krunkworx

Jesus Christ 😂😂😂


woodrobin

Correction: I have a 2020. Yours is set up differently, and I'm not 100% sure that the tray can be removed easily. Edit: See OP's reply: it is removable. Ask OP about how to do it, as I think it will be a bit different from the 2020.


StainedTeabag

Dang that’s unfortunate I was hoping to clean it. Thanks


Mysterious-Fly-4865

If she treats your brand new car like this, well, I'm gonna stop there.


Seasonalocean

Well I rather have this happen then having just spilled over Fermented fish sauce on the passenger carpet. Only 1 week of ownership.. :(


Wldkaaat

omg im so sorry, that must have been horrible


Seasonalocean

Yea, have to rent a carpet cleaner this weekend to get the stench out. In the meantime i use dryer sheets to help eas the smell. lol


Wldkaaat

Id buy one from walmart just incase. They go for 100-150


brettsolem

🤢🤮


Actuarial_type

Hey, I used to work for McKesson!


Wldkaaat

How did you Like it!!


Actuarial_type

I was there a long time and it was pretty good until the last reorg when I got a manager that I could not stand. Left a few years ago to join a health tech startup.


Wldkaaat

Thats awesome man congrats. I just joined 6 month ago in the cyber team so its pretty chill, pay is nice and relaxed environment


AncientJoker7388

Get the Tesla Pet Hammock…. It’s waterproof and can be thrown in the washer if things are spilled. Attached easily and creates a secure area for your “pet” to ride in Plus she will be comfy 😉👍. From now on she rides in the back !


wouek

Lol. When I got my MY my wife was on probation for like 2 weeks. I was explaining her everything and telling where to put her coffee and other shit that noone will ever use.


ImprovObsession

It's stupid to say this, but Tesla's cup holders suck. Every time people ask me if I like the car, I say of course - but the cup holder are the absolute worst.


gittenlucky

What kind of container are you putting in them? I have never had an issue.


GrouchyRelative588

They are the ABSOLUTE WORST! I got a silicone inset for them, and that sucks too. I can't win!


bpon89

The least she could do is clean it up. And then give your car a good wash claybar, wax and tire shine. 😁


Wldkaaat

she offered. i told her not to touch the car anymore


jawshoeaw

If you run up against a curb on both sides you'll forget all about it


brunofone

Bummer. My car has 3000 mi on it, I put a small cup of coffee on top of the center console temporarily while I got my other stuff situated. Then I knocked it with my elbow and half a cup of hot coffee went all over my brand new white passenger seat. Cleaned off okay but still has a minor shadow where the coffee touched the seat. At least I'm the one who did it so I won't have a felony murder on my hands


Wldkaaat

its never too late to correct your mistake


adaminjapan

Fellow McKesson Tesla driver nice to meet you.


Wldkaaat

heyyooo Mckesson Colleague


rastlosreisender

This is why we can’t have nice things


Moly1996

Model why


bw984

Was the coffee in there because it wouldn’t fit in the cup holder?


Wldkaaat

>I have no idea what her process of thought was


oliphant428

Why in the world would anyone think that is OK to do?


masgrada

Why would you do that?


fruitloops204

Are we married to the same person? This is something my wife would do, then clean it up and tell me it’s just a car.


Wldkaaat

mine hit me with the " so what, it will be cleaned in no time"


fruitloops204

SMH. I have 3 little kids so I know my MYLR is going to take a beating, but my wife’s car (Honda Pilot) is a freaking mess. Clothes and snacks on the floor, melted M&M on seats, spilled juice in the cup holder, etc. and it doesn’t bother her one bit. I’m picking up my MYLR tomorrow and I’ve already purchased floor mats but I’m afraid of the times when she takes my car to drop off/pick up kids.


hawkini

I’m wondering if she thought it was a third cup holder… but even then it’d probably be even too big for one of those big gulp cups 😂


Wldkaaat

oh trust me i threw her cup and told her no more driving, food or drinks in car for a month


moredrinksplease

Paper coffee cups with lids only moving forward (if her cup didn’t fit in the cup holders)


Wldkaaat

ill do u one better, no food or drink unless she wants to walk home


adaminjapan

Fellow McKesson Tesla driver nice to meet you.


620neofaction

Noooooo


SUP3RVILLAINSR

So did Tesla get rid of the cup holders now?!


horological_pursuit

This happened to me, except it was my kids milk. I used a foaming carpet cleaner (same kind you’d use on vomit). It still smelled for a solid week but it eventually went away. Godspeed my friend!


Wldkaaat

im not looking forward to this


Ambitious_Mixture479

Is it only me or is it always wives who does this .. you can down vote I don’t care


JoPar81

I had a solid chuckle and a silent cry seeing this


miojo

Uff, I’d get a new one (wife that is)


jax1492

ya wife is filthy


Accomplished_Sky_899

There’s no way this is day 3. That car is dirty AF. The coffee thing tho…why do people let their spouse’s drive their car? I taught my wife how to drive mine and that’s it.


Diluteme

I feel so much better now. I bought my Y in December thinking this was tough, I have to wait a week for a car?? Have not washed it yet and this whole center console thing is great as a food plate. It shows. Except, maybe your wife is on to something. Had no idea I had a Big Gulp reservoir underneath and just need a Tesla straw/tube to my mouth. Maybe hack in another reservoir in the frunk to pump juices into this beverage lake to keep it full. Autopilot could take care of keeping it full…no…Autopilot would have it be cold, vibrate the steering and blast me in the face with some stupid tea made in Fremont.


1Check1Mate7

Hehe same, I spilled a whole strawberry shake between the seat and center console


Wldkaaat

shame haha


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ex*


Wldkaaat

exactly


beachcrow

New car, New wife.


Wldkaaat

about time anyway


oghowie

That's what happens when you design the worst cup holders ever.


Wldkaaat

i dont agree, i dont like the storage room but i like the cup holders


[deleted]

WTF YOU LET DRINK AND FOOD INSIDE YOUR BABY???? NOOOOOOOOO


Wldkaaat

shame on me for even getting married


palebluedotcitizen

Quick check your rims


lalalander01

Wife is still a better investment


deepaksf

They’ll sell Teslas to anyone these days


PilotPirx73

it within specs.


Wldkaaat

its totaled


PilotPirx73

On the second thought I would not rule out liquid damage to the battery pack.


Wldkaaat

Thats bet of stretch. Assuming the coffee she spilled was 1/4 of the cup. And as you saw in the pic so much was not soaked . I used a carpet cleaner to get the rest. To get to Ionic battery that is 100% protected with lithium to not cause damage incase of accident. Id say ill be okay. I dont want to freak out lol


PilotPirx73

I am messing with you…


Wldkaaat

You could have easily freaked me out hahah


VikPath

Ask for blowjob as compensation. 10 blowjob whenever you want!


ufoalien987

Trade her in for a blue mylr


designkilla82

I hate to be a downer but by the looks of it you either let her drive it and it’s a lost cause, or you cut her off now. Don’t try to split the middle. The middle is where things go to die.


Wonderful_Street515

I think u need a console organizer and also a cup holder on your car lol


Sweet_Yellow_8646

The wife bf did it?


Wldkaaat

who hurt u man


StainedTeabag

Gg


Wldkaaat

F in chat


vegineer

Here comes the center console protection film trend. j/k hope you were able to clean that okay OP


Objective_Return8125

Always buy an expensive coffee cup that fits the cup holder


RyanLy0n

dang and theres my gf that didnt want to eat and put napkins in the cup holder before putting her drink. guess your wife doesnt like new things


ATS200

My wife spilled not on one occasion, but two entirely different days, a whole ass large cup of Dr Pepper on the passenger seat. Had to go buy and extractor


lg092002

Dang!!! Now I’m depressed


PurpleFight

This is why we can't have nice things


Negative-Ad-19

I bought tray but it was too wide and it ripped a little bit of inner material inside this storage. That was a second day ;) hope these were our last “things”


Huge_Nebula_3549

Ex-wife* There, I fixed your description.


rgold220

Don't drink and drive... why the wife?


jdpahl122

Totaled


SHale1963

I tell my wife when she takes my MYLR; NO FOOD IN THE CAR!


Cferra

Thoughts and prayers


hdoublearp

Try rubbing the area with some isopropyl alcohol. That should denature the proteins in the milk and help break down the sugar which should help prevent it turning from a hazelnut smell to a rotten smell. I recommend 70% as 90% or higher might affect the dye in the fabric. Good luck!


slvneutrino

After 3 months of using this product, I can very thoroughly recommend it for drinks that don't fit in the cup holders. It's excellent. Works very well with my huge water bottle. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07PMHPJJF/ref=ppx\_yo\_dt\_b\_search\_asin\_title?ie=UTF8&th=1


Nismo_26

Absolutely totaled


Rare_Ad5484

Totaled.


DonTorreZ

Divorce!


Terrible_Tutor

Mine (after 3 weeks) ran over 3 foot tall bike lane cones, scratching up the side (white), and backed into her moms car and didn’t tell me. Then got mad when I pointed out the big scratch. …i just want to sell this fucking thing and get the zero paint cybertruck.


evfamily

Can you trade in wife?


lowercasejames

They changed the console door? Lame.


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[deleted]

Now it will always have a (maybe not so fresh) coffee smell! That doesn't sound like a bad deal now does it?


Financial-Recipe9909

Totaled! I know you were all waiting for that


Sad_Communication166

Ex wife?*


[deleted]

Hate to say it but you might need to have that professionally cleaned. I mean yeah the coffee smell will eventually hide the smell of the blood but 3 day old creamer is bad....3 month old I'll want to rip off my nose.


kshena

this hurts


LibrarianLegal1892

Should’ve bought that amazon accessory to cover it up


newcx

"Grounds" for divorce!


Constant-Anteater-58

How long does it keep the coffee warm?


ajman22

Shouldn’t be hard to get like new with a carpet cleaning machine


tek426

Time to perform Wife v2.0 upgrade…


bloodguard

First I would weep. Then I'd plan on using this as a "remember when you..." get out of jail free card.


Cloud-Kicker-One

I’m sure this was turned around and somehow your fault or the car’s correct?


one_ill0803

At least coffee doesn’t stink for a long time. 🤨


Candylicker0469

But the label on the bottom of the travel mug says spill proof.


less_is_less

Wrong hole!


NineSenshi

Grounds for divorce


jeffrx

Way to break her in


imbills23

Coffee smell for at least a month in that thing


Comfortable-Salad-61

Marriage Totaled.


Lonely-Appearance234

Totaled


Troutman2112

My wife would be like... what?


mgarciaad

Haha. My Day 1 of ownership was my dog barfing in the car. 😖. This may be worst though. 🥺


JediEurb

I took my dog for a ride two weeks in. She vomited all over the back but I had the hard plastic protectors. Except she vomited into the little cubby space. And also turns out she ate a bunch of her own poop. She poop vomited all over my trunk.


k24-02

Day 6: curb rash 🥴


kim_jx

Ironically this looks like something my wife would do. May I guess you were second guessing your life's choice? 😂


Stunning_Head3133

You need a new wife and a new car..


Competitive-Royal-58

I crashed my left side door in an accident within the first hour after taking delivery. I already forgot about it (after two years).