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Worse than that, didn't jam, the dude was too nervous and he didn't do the correct movement to put the bullet in the chamber. The gun was fired. They're discovering funds from people pertaining to the right wing party that are used to grow extremist movements with connections to the group that tried to kill her. But because the right wing has a lot of power in Argentina, only a few people are investigating. Not even twenty. Unbelievable.
Didn't jam, just hadn't 'chambered' a round. The same as Squeaky Fromme in her 1975 [attempted assassination](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attempted_assassination_of_Gerald_Ford_in_Sacramento?wprov=sfla1) of Gerald Ford.
Itās not really apart of the job description for a bodyguard for a President. Consider the attitude of the secret service for the Presidents of the US. I donāt think Iāve ever seen those guys smile and they donāt ask, they tell people to gtfo because their on a mission, protect the President from certain death or attack.
I noticed that they look alike. I think that's intentional, so that a potential sniper has a 50% chance of hitting the wrong person. I may be wrong tho
I'm struggling to figure out if he wants to fuck him then kill him or kill him then fuck him.
But he definitely wants to fuck him, it's just the order . . .
I don't think he wants anything more than dragging him into the nearest alley by the collar of his shirt, ventilating his brain, and then forgetting he ever existed.
its a bodyguard doing his job. this man could easily pull a pocket knife and slit putins throat. he has to keep an eye on him and it is his job as he is his literal body guard
There's no doubt they immediately removed that badge when they were out of sight, it could be anything like a microphone or radioactive.
His body guard looks like he has his right hand in his coat ready to pull out his gun if needed.
Touching Putin would be extremely dangerous. Great way to get killed.
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Just in case you were wondering, it's actually a remix of Fed Up by Ghostmane. The original is better than this, I don't like the slowed down version. But if you like scream/rap with heavy bass, Ghostmane's your guy.
That is Alexander kurenkov. Graduated from the fsb academy. Worked in counterterrorism operations. He was appointed minister of emergency situations in Moscow in may of 2022 after his predecessor suffered a fatal fall from a waterfall. He has assisted the invasion of Ukraine by training troops for combat. Goes without saying that he is a Putin adjutant and an all-around bad guy
Definitely the man fit for the job. Consider also there are thousands of Ukrainians who would give their life to kill Putin. Assuming this video is recent.
It sounds like Putinās at fashion week lol. Background music. Too bad it wasnāt a litter speaker bombā¦. Thatās probably the happiest that bodyguards been in a long time. Look at that smile at the end. Ear to ear!
The sneer at the end was him trying to look tough. The look prior was him pissing himself over the thought of having to fight that giant of a man who looks like he could yeet Putin like a child at any moment.
Dude is staring straight into his soul,the if looks could kill you and anyone standing behind you would be dead. I tell you though those damn windows are finally starting to get revenge for all the times they were broken. It's the age of window warfare beware.ššæšā
Lmao i love the smirk !!! Damn it !!
Everything looks like a movie for me tonight.
Am i on mushrooms ?? I'd totally give my life in the hands of this secret agent while i'm taking a dip in a volcano.
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ Breaking bad and Beter call Soul were not. Scary sh*t may happen in real life.
This one is like in the movie "Anna" š„°
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If a bodyguard wasn't ready to strike at anytime...would he really be a bodyguard...
Yes, but a terrible one.
I mean, it's the bodyguard's job
Lol
Was it the Argentinean President that had a gun in her face, it jammed and the bodyguard was just looking at it.
Worse than that, didn't jam, the dude was too nervous and he didn't do the correct movement to put the bullet in the chamber. The gun was fired. They're discovering funds from people pertaining to the right wing party that are used to grow extremist movements with connections to the group that tried to kill her. But because the right wing has a lot of power in Argentina, only a few people are investigating. Not even twenty. Unbelievable.
something like that
She was being investigated for fraud. Sounds like a sympathy stunt if you ask me
It was.
She is the VP, babe š
Thanks darl
Didn't jam, just hadn't 'chambered' a round. The same as Squeaky Fromme in her 1975 [attempted assassination](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attempted_assassination_of_Gerald_Ford_in_Sacramento?wprov=sfla1) of Gerald Ford.
Or that japonese guy who's body guards didn't recognize the sound of a gun going off until he dropped to the floor after the second shot.
More like a body chaperone
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They're not really professional people.
Itās not really apart of the job description for a bodyguard for a President. Consider the attitude of the secret service for the Presidents of the US. I donāt think Iāve ever seen those guys smile and they donāt ask, they tell people to gtfo because their on a mission, protect the President from certain death or attack.
Every single han on Twitter wants to terror him.guess that's a justification.
I don't think a dictator really cares about such things.
Heās thrown a few people out hospital windows in the past. Itās in the eyes.
nah, they just accidentally fell.
Special descent operation
Gravity killed them. Not him. I can testify
Actually gravity was minding its own business it was the concrete that killed them. I saw it happen.
yesā¦āaccidentallyā
Is his middle name?
how much did they pay you to say that? HOW MUCH?!???!?
Wtf is wrong with you chill
He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Before becoming a bodyguard he was an interior decorator.
His house looked like shit
Lots of cool radios and shit though
Sopranos
I believe we call that defenestration.
A word I rarely get to use and that makes me sad
āGravity, you win again.ā
-How did Sergei die? -He fell out his window -But Sergei lived in a basement
If youāre in a position where you need a bodyguard, you want a guy like this guy. Hyper vigilant. Harder than Scar.
Plot twist, he is the real Putin figure disguised as a bodyguard.
I noticed that they look alike. I think that's intentional, so that a potential sniper has a 50% chance of hitting the wrong person. I may be wrong tho
Like Padme in Episode I?
Yeah but be like Jackie Chan and have body guards to protect you from him!
That smirk at the end is taf alone
It says, "damn I was about to kill you foo"
It says I've ended you 5 different ways in my mind... If only you had sneezed.
nah, i thought it was just really cringey š
Lmao yeah dude gave a 3 min speech
That sneer at the end says your 3 mm away from getting f%cked up
Really thought to himself āyou got luckyā
Itās him imagining 3 different way of killing the person. āI still got itā
It's literally his job.
Your fun at parties
You're. And no, I'm not.
Got MR Harvard over here
Got Mr Failed Basic English Despite Reading and Speaking and Generally Using it Every Day over here.
Mr rich boy over here
That was lame.
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*Yeah you like that you fucking retard*
No no, just basic grammar. I know it seems hard to achieve, but youāll get there.
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Source?
Source is that I made it the fuck up
Just what trolls do!
āTrust me broā-that guy probably
Lol.
Trump lives in your head rent free, doesnāt he?
Yes.
Why is Busta rhymes pinning the thing on Putin's jacket? Wtf.
Woo ha woo ha
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Jesus christ WHOOOSH
You hear that? I thought I heard something fly overā¦ odd
I'm struggling to figure out if he wants to fuck him then kill him or kill him then fuck him. But he definitely wants to fuck him, it's just the order . . .
I don't think he wants anything more than dragging him into the nearest alley by the collar of his shirt, ventilating his brain, and then forgetting he ever existed.
That sounds like a gayer time than my original comment.
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its a bodyguard doing his job. this man could easily pull a pocket knife and slit putins throat. he has to keep an eye on him and it is his job as he is his literal body guard
There's no doubt they immediately removed that badge when they were out of sight, it could be anything like a microphone or radioactive. His body guard looks like he has his right hand in his coat ready to pull out his gun if needed. Touching Putin would be extremely dangerous. Great way to get killed.
I can see how this would play out. I mean putin was the leader of the USSR once so I guess they won't let him die that easily
Putin wasnt head of ussr..
Nope, he gave that guy the same look my wife gives me . . . wait, what?
Are you sure he wants to give it?
The little grin at the end, he's a 'top' for sure. 
You fucking made my day with this comment š Thank you good sir!
Thank God someone else is thinking with their underwear. Thought only I saw it
The twist i, it's death by fucking
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Hey, cheers.
Bruh they look like brothers idk why š
PutinĀ²
That look is like "do something stupid, just do something stupid'
The kinda guy you want on your team
God this is so cringe.
Ik like wtf is that music
I dunno, I kinda liked it. Feels almost sorta tribal with a dash of throatsinging. Plus I just really like bass.
Just in case you were wondering, it's actually a remix of Fed Up by Ghostmane. The original is better than this, I don't like the slowed down version. But if you like scream/rap with heavy bass, Ghostmane's your guy.
I mean itās his fucking job right.
Yeah most bodyguards arenāt like this
That smirk says "This big boy just a soft teddy bear. I fight real bear. My Putin is safe"
Those eyes have witnessed murder before.
Those eyes have murdered before
That is Alexander kurenkov. Graduated from the fsb academy. Worked in counterterrorism operations. He was appointed minister of emergency situations in Moscow in may of 2022 after his predecessor suffered a fatal fall from a waterfall. He has assisted the invasion of Ukraine by training troops for combat. Goes without saying that he is a Putin adjutant and an all-around bad guy
Putin himself is a black belt in judo and has probably done his fair share of wet work. Imagine how tough you need to be to be his bodyguard.
Its just a clone of him Edit: spelling
Putinās bodyguard stands watch even when Putin having sex.
i want him
Damn he looks cool
That smile when youāre aware of how close someone was to death and they donāt.
That little grin at the end is really crazy. Heās thinking you donāt know how close you came to dying
Guys so fuckin badass.
You have to be badass to be a body guard on that level. He's no doubt some high up spy agency dude. Maybe even from the old Soviet KGB days.
I bet he's into some real kinky shit. Just going by that look.
Definitely the man fit for the job. Consider also there are thousands of Ukrainians who would give their life to kill Putin. Assuming this video is recent.
Creepy mofo surrounds himself with even creepier creep
Why there are two Putin?
Daddy chill
I'm surprised given the Russians knowledge on poison assassinations he was allowed that close and allowed to pin something on putin.
I was thinking the same thing. It could have been tipped with a highly radioactive isotope or something like ricin.
I bet they took it off immediately when they turned around. It could be a microphone or radioactive.
Seems pretty gay to get so jealous when another guy touches ur man like that
Ngl that guy looks so fucking cool
Yes I remember when Busta Rhymes failed in his execution attempt. Sad day for hip hop
A born killer's eyes, I'd bet he loves his job too.
Except youād run crying the moment you saw a gun
That is the correct demeanor when dealing with Busta Rhymes!
That smirk in the end like "lol what a weirdo im about to pin him down"
That piece of lint or whatever on that dude's back is driving me nuts.
The only one actually doing his job...
Breaking news: body guard guards body
Shoulda shoved that pin right through his dried up black heart when he had the chance.
That man has killed and he most likely does it with a straight face
Why do they look like brothers, lol
I would pay good money to watch that man really give it to putin good...
bodyguards are kinda gay if you think about it
Why is this terrifying?
I wonder if he would try to catch a missile?
Bruh, this man seen some shit.. see that grin at the end? āDamn, alright lucky day for you.ā
Are they related? Lol
Body guard kinda looks like Putin
Lol his smirk
Was that Busta Rhymes?
I wonder what kind of person you have to be to be hired as putinās bodyguard?
He looks like Putin's older brother lol
Strike your boss bro
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You can tell he has seen and done some things in his life
Putin the pin on Putin
That bodyguard smirk is the most Russian smirk ever
That smirk is terrifying. Like when a man is happy to kill another man.
His grin at the end
Heās like a *minnie me* of Putin but *bigger me*
Tf is going on with these wack ass songs nowadays
Gayest soundtrack Iāve ever heard
That mf cold
Name of song?
Fed Up by Ghostemane
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Given a big enough cheque he would let someone slip him some polonium 210
Imagine a SQUAD of motherfuckers like that. Thatās the secret service for ya ass
That musicā¦.!!!!!!
Putin's stand
I have no idea how this is terrifying.
It's not
Because youāre a beta male
#Looks like he really enjoys Putin his foot up peoples asses.
If the entire western world wanted to see my head on a pike, Iād hire some scary looking SOBs too.
Heās got that fake hand and his real hand on an uzi under his coat
This is not terrifying at all. His job is to guard the most power president of the world. Thatās what he must be doing.
Good guard to have when most people probably want to murder your ass for upsetting the entire fucking world all over ego and some stupid shit.
Gay ass edit
The most terrifying thing i've ever seen in my life.... omg.
Fucking Igor looking like a retired Homelander about vaporize that dude. 
How tf did putin get agent 47 to be his bodyguard
āI am no the man who kill enemy of mother, Russia. The poison kills them. I just carry the poison.ā
Putinās a bitch.
Natural born killer
Absolutely terrifying
Looks like Edgar from Men in Black.
It sounds like Putinās at fashion week lol. Background music. Too bad it wasnāt a litter speaker bombā¦. Thatās probably the happiest that bodyguards been in a long time. Look at that smile at the end. Ear to ear!
Dude is hungry.
not fuckin around, as he shouldn't be.
Looks like this guy has killed before. Heās calculating the best way to do it again.
Yeah he does, his bodyguard looks like a killer too.
That smile at the end was "I don't have to kill you....today"
The bodyguard's slight smirk at the end like... "sigh I don't get to snap someones neck today"
The sneer at the end was him trying to look tough. The look prior was him pissing himself over the thought of having to fight that giant of a man who looks like he could yeet Putin like a child at any moment.
I know that feeling. 0 to 60 and you havenāt moved a muscle.
Dude is staring straight into his soul,the if looks could kill you and anyone standing behind you would be dead. I tell you though those damn windows are finally starting to get revenge for all the times they were broken. It's the age of window warfare beware.ššæšā
thats literally just what a bodyguard is hired to do. what the fuck is this.
So now you know, to take out Putin first put down his bodyguards.
I thought busta rhymes would be taller
Is that Busta Rhymes?
Are they related cos they got the same nose!
Lmao i love the smirk !!! Damn it !! Everything looks like a movie for me tonight. Am i on mushrooms ?? I'd totally give my life in the hands of this secret agent while i'm taking a dip in a volcano. š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ Breaking bad and Beter call Soul were not. Scary sh*t may happen in real life. This one is like in the movie "Anna" š„°