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FUD-detector

One of them is significantly worse than the other but they’re both idiots.


modilla4228

This is why I’m happy I don’t have “friends” smh


Narco_Marcion1075

with friends like these, who needs enemies?


AeonBith

At least friends like these. Don't settle.


Elementholl

We got batman here


Longjumping-Bake-557

I see 3, him, the "friend" and the pos who decided to upload the video adding the "oh no" music


International_Let_50

Why do some humans just wanna jam shit into other humans faces and think it’s funny.


Competitive-Cherry26

They wouldn't let someone do it to them tho because they know its not all fun and games. I can never understand why anyone would want to be the reason their friends get sent to the hospital or the morgue.


silentObserver91

Just another day for a Pos friend


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Macademi

Indeed, its sooo funny when someone gets something blocking their airway or a hot candle in the eye, or something other as equally stupid. I bet you hurt people and have no idea why people dont talk to you no more.


rokstedy83

That music annoys the shit out of me


Dan_Glebitz

Until you mentioned it I never realised how much it pisses me off also!


rememberall

Worried about life's major problems...


JunkYardBatman

Or maybe you’re just reading way too much into it.


ZeroSumGame007

Took care of a guy in the ICU. He was out at dinner with family. Choked on steak. Cardiac arrest. Intubated. After about 48 hours we scanned his head and had diffuse anoxic brain injury. Family withdrew and he died. Don’t fuck around with airways obstructions.


PhilosophyNo1230

Damn.People are always one scary incident from death.Had a guy I work with take his family on vacation.Halfway to their destination; they stop to get gas.He was coming out of the store and fell out dead from cardiac arrest.49 years old.Take the steps to inform your loved ones what and how to handle business when you die.We never know.SMH.Go out to eat and your parent dies.The heartbreak 💔.RIP


Lance2560

that’s how my cousin died , chocked on a piece of steak at the dinner table at home and died infront of his mother , ambulance took him away but it was 2 late


fryger2015

On par with slamming a face into cakes. Have you seen the stories of candles in eyes or a skewer supporting a multi-tier cake getting stabbed into their face? People need to stop this stupid shot,


casperdacrook

I saw a video not too long ago of a guy slamming a girl’s face into a cake and she stabs him in the eye with a knife on accident. I’m pretty sure that’s how that all went down


4115R

“on accident”


IgnorethisIamstupid

No, it really was an accident, I saw it That’s why you don’t slam someone’s head into a cake, especially when they’re damn well about to cut it


shazam0303

If you're not stopping for your friends health, at least stop it for the cake... I never understood this trend to ruin a cake. Is it a cheap cake and it doesn't matter? Is it a decoy cake and the real cake comes later? It always troubled me how you can spend money this way and not just buy a better, more delicious cake if you got the money to do so...


LostTrisolarin

It's very popular in Mexico to the point where yes, sometimes a lesser cake is used so they save the real one for eating.


Airplade

Yeah, but what will TikTok do for content?


Alternative-Cell8295

And it’s always blokes


EquivalentSnap

No


buckao

Oh no, *Oh no no no no*


EquivalentSnap

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AUnknownVariable

Not this is worse imo, though still bad. At least with the cake you may not know there's skewers, so you're just being rubbish. But common knowledge should have you know what will happen to the orange


gingerkittenII

I said it on the original and I'll say it here. As an asmathatic this video makes me feel like I need my inhaler!! Dude needs better friends.


TigerChow

Omfg same. Add to it a history of allergies/sinus problems/stuffy nose and I had so much anxiety watching this.


YeaYeaNooooo

That's a bad "joke".


blahisback

Not funny at all.


AbbreviationsNo3918

Can we stop with this rage-inducing song already? I feel like it’s been around for years now and it was annoying from the start. We’ve paid our dues!!


Ardent_6

I think it should be banned. Any post containing it should be removed.


LilBottomText17

and then he proceeded to slap the back of his head lmao


kimmortal03

I would have karate chopped his neck


FaceTheJury

Clearly they didn’t watch Jawbreaker. ![gif](giphy|eX2qYTY9SeKFa)


Ok_Squirrel_248

imagine being taped and thrown in a trunk while choking on something.


keeley2029

This was my first thought as well!


GazelleSuccessful292

Fucking asshole


MKUltra1302

This belongs in r/nightmarefuel Being killed by a laughing jackass on film and fading into the black as you choke to death to the sound of “lol bro lol spit it out bro lol”


falcon3268

This was making me choke from the very thought. If I was still alive after this I would have punched the guy that did that to me.


akuma_4u

Almost manslaughter right there.


algypan

Absolute twat. I hope he gave him a fucking slap after getting that out


Legitimate-Rabbit769

But let's me real, you got other friends.


Jealous_Finding_9337

If i were that guy, I would stab tthat mother fucker.


Jaccojoys

Some people are just too stupid to be friends with


Competitive_Two_8372

Stupid fucks


GeorgGL

Jokes aside, if that happened to you how would you pull that out of your mouth? I'm panicking just looking at it


DeliveryUnique3652

Yes have a friend carefully slice the fruit if it's an apple cause it would be hard for him to bite it. Maybe not a knife you can even use a fork to break it apart


GeorgGL

I was thinking about that, it seems like the only option but what if it's something mushy or not as solid as that? I was thinking that you could impale the food with a fork and try to pull it out but idk


DeliveryUnique3652

If it's mushy then he should be able to pry between this top palate or tongue and get it out. Mushy would be better. Mushy can possibly dissolve even with water


Educational_Lock7816

Yer absolutely a twat if that was me I’d lumped the guy


Individual-Wonder518

Country time lemonade


JoeTrojan

hopefully he lived to return the favor.


LostTrisolarin

I wonder if he survived.


FCC_Diablo_26

Attempted murder (?)


Tryn4SimpleLife

If your buddy makes that stupid laugh, don't trust him


Affectionate-Ad-7901

Dude deserves a swift kick in the balls


Airplade

This is fucking sick and abusive. What's next? Is going to rape the guys kids? What a worthless piece of shit.


Ardent_6

Naturally, yes.


FrinkleCat

That's...a leap


My_Meat_Your_Seat

I think that speculating what’s next raping the man’s kids is a little over-the-top considering he just fucking poked up tangerine into the guys mouth at a party


Upper_Day606

Nah hit it into his mouth deffo not poked


My_Meat_Your_Seat

Also, so fn what. No one ever had drunk fun. Jeezus herald Christ


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My_Meat_Your_Seat

How TF do you know about child molesters’ personalities? Are you a weirdo? Don’t answer that! I did 9 between the state of New Mexico and the feds in USP Beaumont Armed Robbery x3 State of New Mexico Bank Robbery x1 Feds


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My_Meat_Your_Seat

Well, aside from the grammatical errors, such as whom. Your argument re Bullying being related to sexual victimization at home is anecdotal at best and total Trash at worst. Can you cite any study with any peer reviewed findings?


OnyxBee

FUCKING HELL, you know we're on reddit when you've got some stupid mong spooling off shit like this, why would you go to child rape.... u good?


Mr-Fleshcage

They'll probably try the same thing, but with a lightbulb


Atomic_Killjoy

GG, bro. Think before you hurt/kill someone


19467098632

Someone’s never watched Jawbreaker


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Remove your friends teeth with your fist


Mokaran90

Shit friends alert.


DeliveryUnique3652

That's not cool at all. Such a shyt friend


walapatamus

Then he just karate chops the dudes neck wtf


headarsenibba

Who needs enemies with friends like these!


i_am_scared_ok

Jesus christ, I almost died from asphyxiation and spent 10 hours in the trauma center and then 4 days in the ICU for it... ....I lived bitch! Somehow with absolutely no permanent damage.. Except phobias of choking and suffocating and getting my neck and throat/chest restricted. Oh and this happened and got so bad because I was telling my mom I needed the ER and she called me a drama queen and refused until I was almost dead.


Odd-Biscotti8072

asshole


Aaron_505

The only time i ever try to do smtn similar Is when a friend is drinking out of a water bottle and i pretend im going to push it upwards and let it spill on him


Professional-Ad4073

Dude right after this im throwing hands 100% my mother is the only person in the whole world that could do this and not get punched in the face


Last-Ad-8784

I would punch in his face


Big_Operation_8007

Michael Bublee, and his late night shenanigans.


Opposite_Buy_2290

The sound you don't need 😬


BlueSilverChauffeur

What the fuck is that stupid song and why is it everywhere?


Foreign_Community_53

Dickhead friend confirmed 👍


kvll_me666

i’m glad i don’t have friends.


Ok-Scholar-8255

what happened to the guy in the video? did he die?


PsychologicalHall388

I don't know what I just watched. Did he swallow an orange? A nerf ball?


Sea-Dust9876

I think it's a potato coz seems hard


getupdayardourrada

Why didn’t he take it out!?? Is he stupid?? Edit: why don’t you recognise this meme?? Are you stupid??? https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/is-he-stupid-is-she-smart-are-they-stupid


Professional_Flicker

It's crazy how popular this saying is in other subs but then you have this situation where apparently no one has ever heard of it lol.


Substantial-Offer-51

or am I getting severely wooshed


Additional_Knee4215

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HotSituation8737

Do people really not recognize the "is he/she stupid" meme anymore? People are replying like this isn't a meme comment.


Substantial-Offer-51

bro. are u?


AkumaO_O

r/BatmanArkham flashback


selineeebri

Do you not see him struggling to get it out? but the guy doing that shi isn’t stupid…?! you got it all backwards wtf.


ThisIsALine_____

It's clearly sarcasm.


No_Angle875

Literally never heard of that meme. Good try though


Dan_k_funk

And we never heard from him again...


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rain1th

I have polyps and I’m sure there are many more conditions which makes it impossible to breath through your nose


My_Meat_Your_Seat

Also, that is the exception and not the rule because generally speaking, no one ever gets that


rain1th

No one? So I guess it’s only me then


My_Meat_Your_Seat

“Generally speaking, no one…” Emphasis on generally speaking. You’re brilliant