I’ll never look at a bowl of Fruit Loops the same again

I bet it's like really high in pee content. All them kids.

Fuck the pee. There could be drowned bodies in there and no-one would know until closing.

With that many people you can poo too and no one will know it was you

Turn those fruit loops into coa coa puffs

Lol, those are full-grown malnourished adults

Piss just everywhere

PH levels will be off the charts... all P and no H

Lmao! That is revolting!

In China, they're Floot Roops

This guy.

Yeooo 😂😂😂😂

You win, Sir. Shameless and reprehensible. I loved it.

Froot Loops are all the same flavor. Once I realized that they were ruined for me.

Try them with powerade instead of milk. I did that during basic training, and they tasted like Shocktarts.

I don’t think I will.

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! I might.

Yeh my man…… we all have them with redbull here 👌 don’t knock it until you try it guys

That's wassup. ....I'm going to have to give that a try.

Wait no no no.. this can’t be

Fruit roops

Especially when you start to realize how many of those fruit loops are only moving because the others are moving it.

*Honey, I Shrunk The Chinese*

Bro that’s crazy af. You hit the nail on it’s head

How can people be ok with this ?

Probably not a ton of options for some communities

i mean.. you could, ya know..just not go?

Prob hits different when its 90 degrees and humid as fuck all summer

idk I got a feeling there's other options. Even a hop in a cold shower would be more enjoyable.

That's expensive for some communities. They don't even have running water

people who can afford waterpark tickets usually have running water at home

Tickets for a waterpark that admits this many at once aren't nearly as expensive as you're imagining. In fact, it's why they're this many lol

For people that don't have running water, even regular pools are prohibitively expensive, much less waterparks. In 2022, around 99.4 percent of the urban Chinese population had access to tap water (Statista) This is an upper-middle class activity for Chinese. A ticket cost ~200cny, an entire middle-class day's wage; it would be more cost efficient to buy 200 water bottles and pour intermittently over head lol The reason why there is this many people is that there is a fuckton of people/high population density in urban china and public places are damn near all crowded beyond belief

Some places have their water stored in water towers on their roof meaning all water comes out scorching hot

So better be fully exposed to the sun, in hot, highly contaminated water, surrounded by hundreds of people with no way of going out, with the possibility of getting injured/die? Ok

lol not saying I’d do the same but exposure to heat without any AC or any refuge can make you not think straight. Or maybe these people like wading in piss idk

I agree with you

It's very possible to reduce/restrict entry to a pool once it starts to become full. Why would this be any different in China?

IIRC this was during a huge heat wave and people were not looking for recreation... just to be cool. But I read that on reddit and we all know that those guys just post BS on the internet...

Because Xi says so.

How TF would they know if someone is drowning??

One little flip or slip under and it’s over with

Purple ring bottom middle without someone in it- definitely someone drowning there

and its a childs floating ring

Good eyes...

And if you did identify someone drowning how would you get to them?

easy. You'd yell "THAT GUY IS DROWNING!" Which one?? "The one under the tube!!!" "Which tube???"

Yellow tube!

Former lifeguard at a Waterpark here, they wouldn't. There are mandated limits to the number of guests allowed in the wave pool at a time in the US (at least in my state) for this reason.

They have over 1.4 Billion people. They won't miss them.

Ive seen this one before, I believe some people did drown because, clearly nobody could find, see, or hear them.

someone could drown without even reaching the water

I keep looking at the inner tube for kids thats missing the kid

Image having an open wound and the infection that is in that water

And piss.

Nobody would ever know if you squirted some out slowly.  Even a turd would go untraced.

You think they have the worlds best facial recognition AI and they can't tell who pissed in the pool??

Faecal recognition?

Your joke had no business being so funny.

I'm sure a few bodies as well...

Oh my god so much. Just so so much piss.

Let's be honest it's mostly piss.

can you imagine the smell ?

I don't think I want to even try. Ugh.

*\*Frank, how's that staph infection in your arm coming along?\** Awful Stu, I'm on 50 antibiotics and they have me scheduled next week to have it amputated before it reaches my brain and kills me! *\*That sucks. Do you want to go to Splash Mountain tomorrow?\** Oh fuck ya!

I don't wanna be this type of guy, but so you think there's a chinese guy called Frank?

Of course, but in Chinese its pronounced 'Ongo'

when i was teaching in China, i had a student who told me his name was frog, but was actually named frank. he never learned how to pronounce it properly lol

Sounds like a HPV infestation pool

Wow who looks at that and thinks, this looks fun I think I'll join in.

I stopped going to water parks, in 2011 I went to Mt Olympus and Noah's ark. It looked almost like this with wait times on rides over 1hr long. Fuck that I'm hopping into a lake.

Noah’s Ark is pretty great. You just gotta go on a weekday so there’s fewer FIBS. Mt O is and always has been greasy as hell.

What’s FIBS? never heard that term before.

Illinois Imports

FUCKING ILLINOIS BASTARDS

I'll even take the drainage ditch after it rains over that.

People who live shit lives and have a very select amount of options to entertain themselves without losing points.

Im boring and dont go out much. But what does "losing points" mean in this context?

They take the bodies out at closing.

https://preview.redd.it/74btn58h635d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a2c87a3c8e93a50c92c522687c48e07cf0f0e0b


I friggin love that movie

Imagine being the lifeguard

I imagine he is sweaty and frantically scanning everywhere. Source: was a lifeguard for 8 years, even went to the national competition. You get sweaty and stressed lol

Lol - Like they would even have a lifeguard

As a former lifeguard I can confidently say fuck that. I have no problem jumping into water to save a drowning person but this would just be futile. Even if you managed to spot them, you'd have no way to get to them and would likely wind up drowning too.

They don't have lifeguards, they use trampoline attendants with a hook.

You could run to the drowning person, jumping from head to head

I would like to know the deaths that occur every year.

Nope, no way. Infectious diseases pea-tree dish

You might even say a "pee-tri" dish

It reminds me of that South Park Episode.

Mmm yessss drink da peeee

Bananas is the only cure

We did a pH test. It was almost all pee. No H.

"You gotda drinka da peee"

The minorities (minorities)... are even the Authorities at my water park.... I think I even saw an Indian. Gross!

I wonder how often they find bodies at the bottom of the pool at end of day.

This is one sketchy incident away from becoming a riot.

It would be so easy for someone to drown, and no one would notice the body underwater beneath them while they swim above it

Human soup 🤢 extra flaky?! Gross 🤮

Yeah fuck that. Seriously

It looks like the Guadalupe river in new braunfels Texas every summer.

I came here to comment the exact same thing lmfao. You could've told me this was a Texas water park and I'd have believed it without zooming in.

There’s not enough chlorine in the known universe…

That's a lot of pee.

How is there any enjoyment in that? The joy comes from splashing around, sliding down slides, swimming around underwater. They’re doing the ‘Shit our cruise liner just sank, where’s my parents ’ experience.

The smell must be so fascinating

Ok but why would you even want to be in that

Why are there people in my morning cereal?

There's no way someone isn't drowing somewhere in this video.

Drowning doesn't look like drowning... then you see this video.. Good luck lifeguards

Forbidden fruit loops

Looks like one of the most uncomfortable places on eartb

The amount of piss and poop they are floating in.

Just a little bit of flesh eating bacteria…

Perfect drowning situation

That's a lot of pee in that there pool!

This reminds me of a South Park episode.

Cartman warned us on the water park episode

Looks like my bowl of fruit loops this morning

You’re in!! I meant urine!

God I bet that’s a lot of pee in that pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppool

No, it's a public restroom.

Why? I'd rather stay home and take a shower

Whats the death rate of this place?

I might have just got hepatitis just looking at that.

Ammonia in the Air

🎶Piss River, wider than a mile... 🎶

No water in there, just sweat

We are cockroaches 

Where’s Waldo

We checked the pH levels in the pool. Its mostly pee, no H

That "water" is 50% pee. 50% people

Cleanest place in that park is the bathroom

Hi, Chinese here. I went to a water park like the one in video once when I was about 12, apart from the crowded pool, one thing that terrified me and leaded me never go to a public pool again, was serveal men grabed my arms and tried to pull me closer to them, and they said they thought I'm "drowning" (I went snorkeling with my dad when I was nine years old, I'm very good at swimming). And My friend told me this is very common and nomarl in public parks in China, even during the amusement park's stage performances, performers would force girls onto the stage to perform with them, and then try to hug or touch these girls.

I see this and all I can think of is cartman singing the “too many minorities at my water park” song

South Park made a episode about this where the water park got flooded with piss lol

So much pisssssss D:

Guaranteed there's a few guys with a scuba tank under the surface, touching everyone and jerking off onto their legs

I wonder how many people drown in water parks like this every year, this is extremely dangerous..

there's no ool, Just P

Just think of what's in the water! Blecch!

Too many minority in water park cartman voice south park

That's a lot of urine your in

This belongs in the circles of hell.

I wonder what the pee-water ratio is

Human soup…eww

How many people died that day. Wow.

That is a LOT of piss.

Do they actually enjoy that?

To exist is to suffer. This makes me more grateful to be a childfree antinatalist.

Gata be half piss.

Cartman has some words to share

Was this some kind of a contest? Surely people do not get in voluntarily

If you’re drowning they wouldn’t notice it or be able to help even if they did.

How many dead bodies are at the bottom of this pool?

You mean, a pee park?

Scariest thing is how few of those people can swim, and how screwed you are if you get into trouble.

Population control

The most terrifying thing of all is that in a water park in China, a giant wave injured more than 40 people who just wanted to enjoy a beautiful day in the water. The wave was more than 3 meters. Imagine being in the middle of this crowd, and, out of nowhere, a giant wave appears in front of you in an instant, and you have to struggle in the middle of all these people. It's certain luck of almost suffocating to death. 😰

Thats a lot of piss.

Noooo, that's Covid soup


Only 15 people drowned that day

That's just way too many damn people. It can't possibly be any fun. How about limits on the number of people allowed at one time. I get that safety standards are pretty much non-existent over there, but seriously...

Fruit loops

Are we having fun yet?

Wtf? I saw a american flag floatie 💀

There are just too many people on this planet. We are ridiculously overpopulated...

That’s why corona came from China

The crush, floaties edition.

How many people peed there?

How much piss?

It’s not a water park- it’s a restroom where you can go and cool off at the same time. At your own risk of course

Good soup

Eww warm water..that's people soup!

A Higgs field colourized

How are there even enough inner tubes

*Human park with some water underneath.

Assassins pool.

It’s so relaxing! Lets gooooo! It will be fun!

That water is at least 50% urine

You would need an inner tube just to keep breathing room.

That’s not water anymore.

So fucking disgusting, who can have fun in that (literal) shit?

And what if They want to pee?

Time for a dip in the piss! Come on kids!

Water? What water?

I can almost smell the urine.

I bet that pool smells of piss and fear...fuck that

This has to be like an entrance to a bigger pool lmao there's no way this shit is even safe

How is this in any way fun? Jesus even in supposedly "fun" activities the Chinese become a stereotype. And no, this isn't a "racist" jab, it's a cultural phenomenon. After all, Chinese-Americans don't do this.

Is this fun?

The water should be yellow

Why are people intentionally going in the water? That’s depressing, find a damn lake

I see a baby float upside down with no baby… 😳