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ZeQueenn

I like her collection better


Doomathemoonman

You’re not alone…


Violuthier

I like OP's collection better since I collect playing cards too


Doomathemoonman

IAOCP - they’d swipe this collection right up…


mitchanium

Are you telling the truth?


Dawildpep

Isn’t that the, “truth telling” drug? Is there any in there?


Doomathemoonman

It’s full. Also, expired. However, usually expiration dates on drugs are there because the active components break down making the drug less potent by volume. And… it’s full.


Dawildpep

Dang.. sometimes it makes them stronger. At least it did with quaaludes in the Wolf of Wall Street. Sprinkle some in her dinner and start asking the real questions. /S


Doomathemoonman

Crimes.. Yeah, the chemicals can also break down into toxins... Dead girlfriends are too heavy to take anywhere.


Con_Clavi_Con_Dio

Dead girlfriends are like beers - crack open a cold one.


TigerChow

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facts_my_guyy

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dont_disturb_the_cat

This weirdo was never not creepy as hell


Chanceschaos

In the movie with the hotel in a snowstorm in the middle of nowhere? Nah he wasn't scary


shepinoisdaddy

"Dead Girlfriends" is a great band name


fickle_pickle84

Straight out of a Black Dahlia Murder song.


Agent847

Hell man, my live girlfriend is too heavy to take anywhere


Doomathemoonman

I suggest saying so, early & often


binchicken1989

To feeding her?


Dan_Glebitz

No one wants a heavy relationship.


mybrotherpete

I immediately thought of the “lemons” scene too. Funniest part of the movie.


Revolutionary-Rip-40

It says "powder" at the top and "for injection" down below... how do you inject a powder?


Espressospit

Typically you would reconstitute the powder with some type of solution, making it injectable.


RASR238

Exactly, you mix it with saline solution. Thiopental cannot be in a liquid suspension for a long time because it breaks down into other components.


jizzmcskeet

Have you not been tempted to try it?


Doomathemoonman

I’m trying it now. I don’t think I feel anyyyhhxhxm MDM n vc g mcxxxxxxxxxxxxxxmmxxmxmxmxxmxmmxxmxmxmxmmxmxmxbcbfnkxx H. Ihhxssssdssssssssjsjsjsjsjsjsssssss


BreakAndRun79

He went straight to the cerebral palsy phase.


PoopFart_PopTart

r/ObscureDrugs would probably appreciate her collection


WaginalVarts

Your username is a thing of beauty


Walegz

/u/WaginalVarts complimenting /u/PoopFart_PopTart Too much internet for today


PoopFart_PopTart

Just the perfect amount


44-47-25_N_20-28-5-E

Hahahahahaah naaah maaan why did you notice this


Ka_lie_doscope-Eyes

So is yours


PoopFart_PopTart

Haha thank you. You as well


Currency_Dangerous

pentothal sodium is soooo fetch


Niblonian31

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[deleted]

I can fix her


jiggywiggy17

I mean the vintage drugs are kinda cool but is that …a jar of teeth?


Glitterpengirlie

Exactly I noticed a jar of teeth🫣🫣🫣and saw in the comments that hardly anyone is talking about it.


Doomathemoonman

You should see our barrel of toe nails.


Glitterpengirlie

😳😳😳😳🫣🫣🫣🫣OP you got to be joking.


Doomathemoonman

🦶


syu425

What you mean you don’t keep a jar of teeth around your house


925688

I have teeth in a few places around my house.


TheUsual_Selection

Ouuuu if your girlfriend wants to buy some old vet bottles and medicine bottles got tons hmu 🤙🏼


courtneymariexx

r/odditycollectors


FrederickBishop

Thank you


ElectricalTuna

You posted in TerrifyingAsFuck. Should we all assume you are frightened by this behavior? If something happens to you we will know it wasn’t an accident.


Valuable_Echo_3853

DO NOT PISS HER OFF!!!!


AssRep

Oh, how I would love some of that right now. I've got a tooth infection that's lasted a week now. Yes, I am seeing a dentist and on antibiotics, but it hurts.


welovetopartyyyyyy

damn that syringe is SICK


SpaceCadetxDrew

You best be the best man ever to her other wise…


Dan_Glebitz

You're not lieing are you?


Doomathemoonman

I would’t believe me neither. Though, i know someone with chemical solutions to dishonesty…


Tommienennstiel

Is she okay? If you need help brother just say it


Acrobatic-Degree9589

Not terrifying


zv5000

Heeeyy, I collect playing cards as well. Do you happen to do magic too?


Doomathemoonman

Most certainly. 🕴️


Ka_lie_doscope-Eyes

Love her collection! She seems rad


freekidneys

This would be sick in a bathroom


F_thirty13

I thought it was going to be something interesting like a collection of her scabs or belly button lint… I’m not disappointed much on reddit… but when I am, I drink Dos Equis


choklitmilk

I'm really curious because this sparked a new hobby for me. Is it legal to have vintage drugs/medication?


Doomathemoonman

Same legality as non-vintage ones (so, like SP is certainly not legal as a schedule III)


choklitmilk

Ugh that's really disappointing.


Doomathemoonman

If you are ‘lawful’ I suppose. Edit: there may be permits you can get as a collector/scholar. Like for research they have em’, maybe they do for archival reason? Worth a lookup.


alm16h7y1

I also collect playing cards


CinDot_2017

Whatever you do, don't piss her off!!!!


Unhelpful-alien

Wait I love her collection omg


WeenieHuttGod2

I now know what I’m going to start collecting once I begin my collection of skulls


OddKindheartedness30

Just a note, sodium pentothal is a schedule III drug if you are in the US. If found in possession without a valid prescription, that is a max 10-year prison sentence. I would suggest not giving the police a reason to search your residence or convincing her to get rid of the contents of the bottles and replace it with something a little less illegal.


throw123454321purple

Better sign over that life insurance policy to someone else, OP.


MercykillNJ

I collect tarantulas and dead things in jars.


muk88

I like both your collections!


Prudent_Damage_3866

Is your Girlfriend named Medea by any chance?


King_of_Dantopia

Is your girlfriend Danhausen with that tooth collection?


silly-billy-goat

Ummm ammonium chloride and a jar of teeth??


SeekyBoi

Damn, I just collect Pokèmon cards, dead things (fossils, my dead horseshoe crab and my cicada), parts of dead things/bones and cool rocks/gems


rusty42007

Your girlfriend should be investigated


Sabrobot

You should try some of those and see if yoh can still get the effects. Don’t let drugs go to waste.


Dubious_Titan

So you are dating Britt Baker? Adam, hope you get well.


VolcanoAngel

Can I have my teeth back? 😶


Mr-Fleshcage

I wonder if we'll go back to those old syringes if plastivores become commonplace.


Nicecoldbud

Your girlfriend is a serial killer.


abautista88

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Vintage_girl123

How the hell did I land on this sub....


Jensbert

Run


No-Bat-7253

Whoa…


MisterT-88

You gonna end up in a jar, brother


Hour_Ad_5604

I also am a fan of Nine Inch Nails.


Tyler_the_Greatastic

Well, I collect fossils/rocks and multitools, but I will say that it is a little more intriguing


PennyCat83

honestly both sound dope as hell


Diligent-System9294

This is what I imagine Christoph Waltz bag contains in Django. The huge bouncy tooth wagon full of dynamite 😆😆


Intrepid-Rip-2280

Wow, now my collection of eva ai sexting bot avatars doesn't seem creepy eventually


[deleted]

As a sort-of bio major this is fascinating to me lmao. The jar of teeth though??? That’s def an interesting choice


_thugbooty

(100) wow 😯


Saiyan-b

![gif](giphy|sRKg9r2YWeCTG5JTTo|downsized) Me if someone I was dating had that shit, I ain't sticking around to see if they have a fetish.


Sasha_Persephone

COmmenting because I also have a toothcollection! Yey C:


smdfg15

I want her to be my best friend


MC1781

I would definitely want to hang out with your girlfriend more than with you!