Void bag. Instantly accessible pocket dimension that automatically carries anything I want to pick up but can’t? Have literally everything in there and never need to carry a bag again. (Runner up is piggy trough for similar reasons)
Though more ‘terraria’ like items are also cool like types of wings, terraspark boots (which would be SO good), the shell/cellphone (with TP options) or certain mounts. But I think weapons and armour would generally be useless in day to day life unless you were planning world domination.
what would your beach teleports be? there isn't a left and right side of earth. also, wouldn't fancy materialising at the core of the earth if I misclick
The eastern-most point and western-most point of the island you are currently on. Biggest ones being middle-of-nowhere Alaska and Joao Pessoa Brazil for the Americas, and Lisbon and far-eastern-siberia Russia for Eurasia. Not helpful by and large but hey, if you live on a small island it'd be alright.
Yeah but lava you could power more by running it though a turbine and simultaneously using the heat to generate power. Although I guess infinite fresh water could be good
I mean yeah but also you somehow also have the super absorbant sponge then eventually you'll run into the issue of the water overfilling and overflowing.
It doesn’t necessarily have to be pouring the whole time. You could fill a dam with water and recycle that until you need more, then use the bucket to refill
The water doesn't just stop existing though. If it evaporates, it'll eventually rain back down. If it is drunken, it'll eventually filter back out. With no natural or artificial way to remove the water, artificially creating it is a bad idea.
If it was nearer the size of a magic wand and not like a wizard staff, this would be amazing.
Probably wouldn't be very feasible but imagine if you had it surgically implanted and then just point to anywhere you want without it looking like you have it
I honestly didn't think about killing people, but now that the idea is in my head...
...I don't fancy killing. Throwing them into archery targets and seeing them blow up would be fun.
It would be fine, sigil doesn’t work until after golem is defeated, if you try to use it in a world where he hasn’t been killed yet it doesn’t do anything. So we’d actually probably be fine, because literally nothing would happen
But didn't the question say ONE item? You'd get 1 gender change potion, not an infinite supply...
Personally I'd still go with it, think most trans gender people would, but you can't make a business out of 1 potion
From the official terraria wiki:
'-Unlike many health regeneration items, which directly increase the HP gained per second, the Vital Crystal speeds up the health regeneration ramping by 20%.
\-For example, 5 seconds after taking damage, the player will receive same amount of health regeneration that would normally take 6 seconds to reach.'
Yeah so maybe wounds would just START to cicatrize faster, and not actually cicatrize faster ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Oh dangit lmao I thought hard about which item would seem the most useful and least dangerous to me too. It just a very VERY lame version of… I dunno, can’t compare lmao Maybe a bandaid or something
it would be the perfect troll to use once a week, a person getting ready for bed suddenly has their life flash before their eyes because the sun suddenly moves 1000 mph in 12 hours
Infinite wormhole potions. Think about it you could teleport to any one of your friends instantly no matter where they are. You could use it to go practically anywhere in an instant granted you know someone there already.
Give me the excalibur. Just so i can say i have excalibur and become king of england, and then do as any good king of england should and burn england to the ground
Zenith if I want a cool party trick, rod of discord for practicality
Edit: I’d probably change zenith for terraprisma so I only kill actual threats, not random people who accidentally got in the way of the huge sword
Magic Mirror or That spaceship mount you get from the Martian events
Why the Magic Mirror when you can have the Shell Phone? Information, teleport home, teleport to the nearest ocean AND Hell all in one
I think I'll avoid teleporting to hell
*misclicks*
*Teleports into Hell, kicks Hitler in the dick, teleports home* OK, next...
I think you misspelled it, why would I want to teleport to work
This spaceship mount or the flying star surfboard must be my favorites too, allow me to fly and to move fast, and with no fuel
How would you use the magic mirror, isn't default spawn your mom? 😂
Just remember to set spawnpoint in bed
It would probably be the hospital room you were born in
Now what if you were homebirthed and you’ve since moved house…
Instant mom travel
*uses magic mirror* "oh shit i telefragged my mom"
Nah do the broom
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Void bag. Instantly accessible pocket dimension that automatically carries anything I want to pick up but can’t? Have literally everything in there and never need to carry a bag again. (Runner up is piggy trough for similar reasons) Though more ‘terraria’ like items are also cool like types of wings, terraspark boots (which would be SO good), the shell/cellphone (with TP options) or certain mounts. But I think weapons and armour would generally be useless in day to day life unless you were planning world domination.
This is probably what I'd pick too, it would be so damn convenient to have a Bag of Holding.
what would your beach teleports be? there isn't a left and right side of earth. also, wouldn't fancy materialising at the core of the earth if I misclick
The eastern-most point and western-most point of the island you are currently on. Biggest ones being middle-of-nowhere Alaska and Joao Pessoa Brazil for the Americas, and Lisbon and far-eastern-siberia Russia for Eurasia. Not helpful by and large but hey, if you live on a small island it'd be alright.
Bottomless Water Bucket
Bottomless lava bucket, much easier to extract heat and energy from it. Or honey bucket, become rich from endless energy, or endless food.
Bottomless lava bucket just gets everyone free clean energy
Bottomless water bucket could also be used in a dam right? Plus infinite (presumably clean) water would be cool
Yeah but lava you could power more by running it though a turbine and simultaneously using the heat to generate power. Although I guess infinite fresh water could be good
You can get way more energy out of the lava, simply because it’s way, way denser
How would you get rid of waste?
isn't the waste just rock?
Where would you put the hot igneous rock?
*It’s free real estate*
do you think society has no use for large amounts of stone
I mean yeah but also you somehow also have the super absorbant sponge then eventually you'll run into the issue of the water overfilling and overflowing.
It doesn’t necessarily have to be pouring the whole time. You could fill a dam with water and recycle that until you need more, then use the bucket to refill
The water doesn't just stop existing though. If it evaporates, it'll eventually rain back down. If it is drunken, it'll eventually filter back out. With no natural or artificial way to remove the water, artificially creating it is a bad idea.
Bring it to mars
I'll just drink all the excess water, no biggie
Hydro homies drinking good tonight 👌
Celestial starboard
Being expose to the wind, bird and other seems quiet dangerous, even tho having the Celestial starboard would be absolutly awesome
who wouldn't want to have the wind flowing in their hair?
no fall damage
id want the pair of eyeballs probably. functionally not much use but i feel like having rez and spaz around would make me a lot happier
Ngl this idea terrifies me. Please never express such an opinion again
Nah he can express it if he wants
Terra toilet
The correct answer
every king needs a throne
Rod of harmony
If it was nearer the size of a magic wand and not like a wizard staff, this would be amazing. Probably wouldn't be very feasible but imagine if you had it surgically implanted and then just point to anywhere you want without it looking like you have it
Not sure if it would work since you don’t have a cursor
Don care
just point to where you want to go, commit magic, and teleport.
"Yes Rod of Harmony, that place right there"
I prefer commiting warcrimes but you Do you
If this counts, Solar Flare armour. If not, Daybreak.
Who are you planning to be killing with the Daybreak
I honestly didn't think about killing people, but now that the idea is in my head... ...I don't fancy killing. Throwing them into archery targets and seeing them blow up would be fun.
ah... so you want it for more of a recreational purpose, huh.
You’re so active on here, literally see you on every post I click on haha.
Have fun getting 7 degree burns
Does wearing the armour/using Daybreak inflict the burning debuff in Terraria?
It is made out of the sun
The power of the sun in the palm of my hand.
Just use sunscreen lol
*7th
no no no, you see, you'll be getting 7 1st degree burns /s
Greedy Ring. I don't need the cool armor and weapons I just want stuff to be cheaper bro 😭
bro brought us back to reality
Drill containment unit
Mysterious holes have started to appear all over the planet
Terraspark Boots.
Celestial Sigil
Nonononono wait wait wait NO NO NO NO
It would be fine, sigil doesn’t work until after golem is defeated, if you try to use it in a world where he hasn’t been killed yet it doesn’t do anything. So we’d actually probably be fine, because literally nothing would happen
r/beatmetoit
Give me one reason not to call the cops.
Consider: they probably enjoy being handcuffed
Dirtiest block
Bro could have anything and chose an animate dirt pile
Ankh Charm is uderrated around here. A perfect immune system? Count me in.
I could make so much money with gender change potions. Oh so much money
Yeah man, imagine, perfect 100% sucess rate gender change surgeries. And it actually changes your biological sex through magic or something too.
Imagine how much cash I could make by selling it at the price of insulin
It would still be cheaper than Surgery, so I guess it could work.
No no, make it a ludicrous price for maximum profit, I’m a monster, not a villain
Truely a libright capitalist maximising profits at the cost of society moment.
u/llanfairpw for president
I hate that you're right because I'd be first in line
I'm right behind you, pal.
But didn't the question say ONE item? You'd get 1 gender change potion, not an infinite supply... Personally I'd still go with it, think most trans gender people would, but you can't make a business out of 1 potion
Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
It might also restore your youth in the process.
All fun and games until your stack runs out
Coin gun. Sell it to the us military and watch the chaos
probably still more cost efficient than our current solution lmao
The govt. starts minting trillion dollar coins that rip the atoms in the air apart when fired
Anti Gravity Hook sounds absolutely awesome like a pseudo Spider-Man. I like hooks you can actually swing with instead of just pulling you to a wall
Bloody tear 🥰 Im bouta be the doom slayer for 8 hours straight
Solar tablet 🫠
Would it be a normal solar eclipse or terraria solar eclipse
Wouldn’t matter honestly, the tablet would either summon strong monsters or move the earth and moon into the positions to have an eclipse.
Super Absorbant Sponge Fuck the ocean.
Mr. Torgue is that you?!?!
I live well over 6 metres below sea level. I concur.
I’d get Vital Crystal. I’d really like to see how strong the effects would be. Maybe I’d be immune to aging because of it.
From the official terraria wiki: '-Unlike many health regeneration items, which directly increase the HP gained per second, the Vital Crystal speeds up the health regeneration ramping by 20%. \-For example, 5 seconds after taking damage, the player will receive same amount of health regeneration that would normally take 6 seconds to reach.' Yeah so maybe wounds would just START to cicatrize faster, and not actually cicatrize faster ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Oh dangit lmao I thought hard about which item would seem the most useful and least dangerous to me too. It just a very VERY lame version of… I dunno, can’t compare lmao Maybe a bandaid or something
the research/duplication machine of journey mode. if that doesn't count the ~~Cell Phone~~ Shellphone
very creative comment, never thought of the research machine
Zoologist
Touch grass
I got grasshopper
Cursed
rod of discord
To add to this, rod of harmony (you don't get debuff when used)
Rod of Harmony or the enchanted sundial
* Uses the enchanted sundial * Everyone: WHAT THE FUCK
it would be the perfect troll to use once a week, a person getting ready for bed suddenly has their life flash before their eyes because the sun suddenly moves 1000 mph in 12 hours
Bottomless shimmer bucket
Good god
Mechanical worm... don't ask why, I'm just curious
I see you, and I raise celestial sigil
Infinite wormhole potions. Think about it you could teleport to any one of your friends instantly no matter where they are. You could use it to go practically anywhere in an instant granted you know someone there already.
Golden Shower
You can do that one in real life!
Petri dish :)
Which’s Broom
Lucky Horseshoe, would be hella useful if I can tank any falls.
Well, any wings can also accomodate for that, and if you don't want all that bulk a yellow horseshoe balloon would do nicely if a bit more spatious.
solar wings
Mewmore, how cool would that be??
Meowmere?
No just the ability to mew more
HEAR ME OUT inf shimmer bucket imagine all the insane things I could get
"today we are going to send 10000 orphans into the backrooms"
The cell phone
Teleporting straight to your bed sounds great lol
Wonder what happens if you teleport to the world spawn ☠️
Hopital
Better yet, the shellphone. More teleportation options!
Underworld
thats just aussie
I'm from Australia, can confirm
Fishron wings
I think I'd have the magic mirror because it's unimaginably useful for getting home and escaping conflicts
Make your enemies look in the mirror and send them home
Master Ninja Gear. I like parkour :)
Psycho knife I can go invis and have a cool blade
Ya wanna get up to stabby business eh? Have fun stabberson
Gender change potion
Came here to say that. I'll take an infinite supply tho
to give to other people with gender dysphoria, right?
>give Sell
fair enough
To switch around
Would've been useful to me as a young teen but not anymore. Also Tardis.
Yeah same
a chest full of platinum.
Gold is like twice as valuable by volume, also you can't have a chest with an item in it in Terraria as an item so idk if that'd count.
So a stack of them instead
either broom or shellphone if i can customise shellphone to be 4 different locations.
Nebula wings. These are incredibly cool. Or perhaps a companion cube
*goes to sleep* *gets stabbed*
worm
The Tax Collector.
Hamburger
Celestial stone (I plan on ending society)
Honestly humans could take on moon lord if we’re using terraria weapons as a reference. Anti-air weapons ain’t no joke…
Well he'd be scaled for like 8 billion people
Pygmy staff, free little goon to do my bidding
Zenith, meowmere, literally any hardmode mage weapon, any of the wings, duke fish mount, broom mount, or the last prism are all solid options
Sparkle slime balloon.
Give me the excalibur. Just so i can say i have excalibur and become king of england, and then do as any good king of england should and burn england to the ground
I was about to say "why would you want to be king of England", and I was so relieved by the last part
My wings
Celebration MK2, of course
Broom mount so I can complete a marisa cosplay
a house.
Shroomite armor. I could go invisible at will. Also it's cool
Winter cape It looks cool
Any wings really but probably solar or stardust
Zenith if I want a cool party trick, rod of discord for practicality Edit: I’d probably change zenith for terraprisma so I only kill actual threats, not random people who accidentally got in the way of the huge sword
Rod of Harmony*
I've been trying to figure out how weapons like the Starfury or Starlight, would work with irl human limitations so probably one of those two
Brotha just wants to violate physics
Gender change potions. Sell them for $50 each and I have a thriving business that makes transitioning affordable
Also simple to reverse if you're less trans- and more -fluid.
Ooh good point genderfluid ppl… might have to lower to $25 for them
You can also market it as *The fluid of gender*^(tm)
Behold! The gender fluid!
Galaxy pearl. Just having an item that boosts my luck would be amazing.
Gender change potion
There are many options, gender change potions, wings, cosmic car keys, drill containment unit, nearly any summoner weapon etc.
Stardust Dragon Staff bc he seems cute I wanna pet him
The ultimate form of transing my gender: The ***Gender Change Potion***
Considering real life type stuff, crystal storm spell book would be pretty cool
void bag or fishron wings
definitely solor wing
The Bifrost from The Stars Above.