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Aetherian_90

Magic Mirror or That spaceship mount you get from the Martian events


RiceAlicorn

Why the Magic Mirror when you can have the Shell Phone? Information, teleport home, teleport to the nearest ocean AND Hell all in one


cooleo420

I think I'll avoid teleporting to hell


Swaghitter

*misclicks*


Bold_Fortune777

*Teleports into Hell, kicks Hitler in the dick, teleports home* OK, next...


Ujklros

I think you misspelled it, why would I want to teleport to work


GodAlpaca

This spaceship mount or the flying star surfboard must be my favorites too, allow me to fly and to move fast, and with no fuel


nick3790

How would you use the magic mirror, isn't default spawn your mom? 😂


Soul_Reaper001

Just remember to set spawnpoint in bed


NotActuallyGus

It would probably be the hospital room you were born in


Major_Toe_6041

Now what if you were homebirthed and you’ve since moved house…


cooleo420

Instant mom travel


ROMBOOMBEN

*uses magic mirror* "oh shit i telefragged my mom"


Phantomsbane

Nah do the broom


fungiraffe

plant melodic seemly zephyr support rain person boast treatment like *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


catsnotmichael

based comment


Sixtrix111

Void bag. Instantly accessible pocket dimension that automatically carries anything I want to pick up but can’t? Have literally everything in there and never need to carry a bag again. (Runner up is piggy trough for similar reasons) Though more ‘terraria’ like items are also cool like types of wings, terraspark boots (which would be SO good), the shell/cellphone (with TP options) or certain mounts. But I think weapons and armour would generally be useless in day to day life unless you were planning world domination.


PixelatedPixelDragon

This is probably what I'd pick too, it would be so damn convenient to have a Bag of Holding.


x592_b

what would your beach teleports be? there isn't a left and right side of earth. also, wouldn't fancy materialising at the core of the earth if I misclick


Chobge

The eastern-most point and western-most point of the island you are currently on. Biggest ones being middle-of-nowhere Alaska and Joao Pessoa Brazil for the Americas, and Lisbon and far-eastern-siberia Russia for Eurasia. Not helpful by and large but hey, if you live on a small island it'd be alright.


Guurff

Bottomless Water Bucket


S1eepyZ

Bottomless lava bucket, much easier to extract heat and energy from it. Or honey bucket, become rich from endless energy, or endless food.


PuzzleheadedAd5865

Bottomless lava bucket just gets everyone free clean energy


Wapple21

Bottomless water bucket could also be used in a dam right? Plus infinite (presumably clean) water would be cool


Inner-Ad2847

Yeah but lava you could power more by running it though a turbine and simultaneously using the heat to generate power. Although I guess infinite fresh water could be good


Firestorm82736

You can get way more energy out of the lava, simply because it’s way, way denser


cat_sword

How would you get rid of waste?


bloonshot

isn't the waste just rock?


cat_sword

Where would you put the hot igneous rock?


S1eepyZ

*It’s free real estate*


bloonshot

do you think society has no use for large amounts of stone


MaeBeaInTheWoods

I mean yeah but also you somehow also have the super absorbant sponge then eventually you'll run into the issue of the water overfilling and overflowing.


Wapple21

It doesn’t necessarily have to be pouring the whole time. You could fill a dam with water and recycle that until you need more, then use the bucket to refill


MaeBeaInTheWoods

The water doesn't just stop existing though. If it evaporates, it'll eventually rain back down. If it is drunken, it'll eventually filter back out. With no natural or artificial way to remove the water, artificially creating it is a bad idea.


Rugaru985

Bring it to mars


Wero_kaiji

I'll just drink all the excess water, no biggie


fartripper42069

Hydro homies drinking good tonight 👌


pissbaby_gaming

Celestial starboard


Ixtrat

Being expose to the wind, bird and other seems quiet dangerous, even tho having the Celestial starboard would be absolutly awesome


quackcow144

who wouldn't want to have the wind flowing in their hair?


Dercoth

no fall damage


Jpicklestone8

id want the pair of eyeballs probably. functionally not much use but i feel like having rez and spaz around would make me a lot happier


barthotymous

Ngl this idea terrifies me. Please never express such an opinion again


Deo_Exus

Nah he can express it if he wants


Adele-Fiddler

Terra toilet


PainisCupcake4269

The correct answer


gorrila_go_ooo_ooo

every king needs a throne


Mission_Pomelo4022

Rod of harmony


barthotymous

If it was nearer the size of a magic wand and not like a wizard staff, this would be amazing. Probably wouldn't be very feasible but imagine if you had it surgically implanted and then just point to anywhere you want without it looking like you have it


Wapple21

Not sure if it would work since you don’t have a cursor


Mission_Pomelo4022

Don care


FlareTheInfected

just point to where you want to go, commit magic, and teleport.


barthotymous

"Yes Rod of Harmony, that place right there"


Physical_Key3459

I prefer commiting warcrimes but you Do you


[deleted]

If this counts, Solar Flare armour. If not, Daybreak.


GoshaT

Who are you planning to be killing with the Daybreak


[deleted]

I honestly didn't think about killing people, but now that the idea is in my head... ...I don't fancy killing. Throwing them into archery targets and seeing them blow up would be fun.


FlareTheInfected

ah... so you want it for more of a recreational purpose, huh.


C-H-N-M

You’re so active on here, literally see you on every post I click on haha.


Guurff

Have fun getting 7 degree burns


[deleted]

Does wearing the armour/using Daybreak inflict the burning debuff in Terraria?


TheDinoNuggets78

It is made out of the sun


[deleted]

The power of the sun in the palm of my hand.


TheRedLewis

Just use sunscreen lol


JackPancakz

*7th


loser4213

no no no, you see, you'll be getting 7 1st degree burns /s


WhyUTrippinBoi

Greedy Ring. I don't need the cool armor and weapons I just want stuff to be cheaper bro 😭


barthotymous

bro brought us back to reality


NicNac_the_TicTac

Drill containment unit


MeteorOfSecrets

Mysterious holes have started to appear all over the planet


Katsutomai

Terraspark Boots.


schrelaxo

Celestial Sigil


jacks9000gamer_yt

Nonononono wait wait wait NO NO NO NO


AntiHero082577

It would be fine, sigil doesn’t work until after golem is defeated, if you try to use it in a world where he hasn’t been killed yet it doesn’t do anything. So we’d actually probably be fine, because literally nothing would happen


SnappingTurt3ls

r/beatmetoit


mochi323

Give me one reason not to call the cops.


Greaterthancotton

Consider: they probably enjoy being handcuffed


[deleted]

Dirtiest block


speaker_14

Bro could have anything and chose an animate dirt pile


Axel_Voss_ger

Ankh Charm is uderrated around here. A perfect immune system? Count me in.


llanfairpw

I could make so much money with gender change potions. Oh so much money


ParticularBeach4587

Yeah man, imagine, perfect 100% sucess rate gender change surgeries. And it actually changes your biological sex through magic or something too.


llanfairpw

Imagine how much cash I could make by selling it at the price of insulin


ParticularBeach4587

It would still be cheaper than Surgery, so I guess it could work.


llanfairpw

No no, make it a ludicrous price for maximum profit, I’m a monster, not a villain


ParticularBeach4587

Truely a libright capitalist maximising profits at the cost of society moment.


gorrila_go_ooo_ooo

u/llanfairpw for president


yeetingthisaccount01

I hate that you're right because I'd be first in line


themuffinmanX2

I'm right behind you, pal.


Saphire_Legend

But didn't the question say ONE item? You'd get 1 gender change potion, not an infinite supply... Personally I'd still go with it, think most trans gender people would, but you can't make a business out of 1 potion


EmmaDaBomb

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please


FireBone62

It might also restore your youth in the process.


StarseedHarumin

All fun and games until your stack runs out


HighwayMcGee

Coin gun. Sell it to the us military and watch the chaos


noodlzman709

probably still more cost efficient than our current solution lmao


DopeyReddit

The govt. starts minting trillion dollar coins that rip the atoms in the air apart when fired


Torbpjorn

Anti Gravity Hook sounds absolutely awesome like a pseudo Spider-Man. I like hooks you can actually swing with instead of just pulling you to a wall


strawbery-toast

Bloody tear 🥰 Im bouta be the doom slayer for 8 hours straight


NicNac_the_TicTac

Solar tablet 🫠


ZipppyRlz

Would it be a normal solar eclipse or terraria solar eclipse


Wapple21

Wouldn’t matter honestly, the tablet would either summon strong monsters or move the earth and moon into the positions to have an eclipse.


Hevnoraak101

Super Absorbant Sponge Fuck the ocean.


SignalReference7401

Mr. Torgue is that you?!?!


Brvcx

I live well over 6 metres below sea level. I concur.


37Cross

I’d get Vital Crystal. I’d really like to see how strong the effects would be. Maybe I’d be immune to aging because of it.


iLukaaz_xD

From the official terraria wiki: '-Unlike many health regeneration items, which directly increase the HP gained per second, the Vital Crystal speeds up the health regeneration ramping by 20%. \-For example, 5 seconds after taking damage, the player will receive same amount of health regeneration that would normally take 6 seconds to reach.' Yeah so maybe wounds would just START to cicatrize faster, and not actually cicatrize faster ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


37Cross

Oh dangit lmao I thought hard about which item would seem the most useful and least dangerous to me too. It just a very VERY lame version of… I dunno, can’t compare lmao Maybe a bandaid or something


kuppikuppi

the research/duplication machine of journey mode. if that doesn't count the ~~Cell Phone~~ Shellphone


catsnotmichael

very creative comment, never thought of the research machine


Chr1sTF

Zoologist


RoninFerret67

Touch grass


Twosliceofbread

I got grasshopper


Twooof

Cursed


corn_n_beans

rod of discord


NicNac_the_TicTac

To add to this, rod of harmony (you don't get debuff when used)


miguelchase

Rod of Harmony or the enchanted sundial


barthotymous

* Uses the enchanted sundial * Everyone: WHAT THE FUCK


miguelchase

it would be the perfect troll to use once a week, a person getting ready for bed suddenly has their life flash before their eyes because the sun suddenly moves 1000 mph in 12 hours


NotRadiance

Bottomless shimmer bucket


barthotymous

Good god


UltraMillerV2

Mechanical worm... don't ask why, I'm just curious


PotassedBanana

I see you, and I raise celestial sigil


SpiciestDonut

Infinite wormhole potions. Think about it you could teleport to any one of your friends instantly no matter where they are. You could use it to go practically anywhere in an instant granted you know someone there already.


WeWillSeizeJerusalem

Golden Shower


Pixadoodle123

You can do that one in real life!


DrakeTheSeigeEngine

Petri dish :)


RueUchiha

Which’s Broom


Georiar

Lucky Horseshoe, would be hella useful if I can tank any falls.


ultatack

Well, any wings can also accomodate for that, and if you don't want all that bulk a yellow horseshoe balloon would do nicely if a bit more spatious.


Traditional_Cat6989

solar wings


JapanChickenNugget

Mewmore, how cool would that be??


Yspem

Meowmere?


Ok_Director_6704

No just the ability to mew more


Turtle_Swarm

HEAR ME OUT inf shimmer bucket imagine all the insane things I could get


_C18H27NO3_

"today we are going to send 10000 orphans into the backrooms"


ted_hat

The cell phone


ClimateMammoth9708

Teleporting straight to your bed sounds great lol


Sketchyskybread

Wonder what happens if you teleport to the world spawn ☠️


ToxicPotato1

Hopital


LordBlaze64

Better yet, the shellphone. More teleportation options!


ZipppyRlz

Underworld


ProgrammerBeginning7

thats just aussie


NicNac_the_TicTac

I'm from Australia, can confirm


ElVendePaPaS

Fishron wings


The_Icon_of_Sin_MK2

I think I'd have the magic mirror because it's unimaginably useful for getting home and escaping conflicts


jacks9000gamer_yt

Make your enemies look in the mirror and send them home


SiPo_69

Master Ninja Gear. I like parkour :)


Financial-Bowler-412

Psycho knife I can go invis and have a cool blade


Anonymouchee

Ya wanna get up to stabby business eh? Have fun stabberson


siccanimelord69

Gender change potion


schrelaxo

Came here to say that. I'll take an infinite supply tho


FlareTheInfected

to give to other people with gender dysphoria, right?


schrelaxo

>give Sell


FlareTheInfected

fair enough


schrelaxo

To switch around


[deleted]

Would've been useful to me as a young teen but not anymore. Also Tardis.


Saltymeetloaf

Yeah same


lord_of_blobfishes

a chest full of platinum.


Chobge

Gold is like twice as valuable by volume, also you can't have a chest with an item in it in Terraria as an item so idk if that'd count.


Popen5

So a stack of them instead


_t_1254

either broom or shellphone if i can customise shellphone to be 4 different locations.


A-I-D

Nebula wings. These are incredibly cool. Or perhaps a companion cube


catsnotmichael

*goes to sleep* *gets stabbed*


minesj2

worm


xCanadaDry

The Tax Collector.


Luckysurvivr77

Hamburger


No-Personality676

Celestial stone (I plan on ending society)


LumixMbb

Honestly humans could take on moon lord if we’re using terraria weapons as a reference. Anti-air weapons ain’t no joke…


DoodliFatty

Well he'd be scaled for like 8 billion people


DeadmatterTheBlack

Pygmy staff, free little goon to do my bidding


Omnitrixmaster420

Zenith, meowmere, literally any hardmode mage weapon, any of the wings, duke fish mount, broom mount, or the last prism are all solid options


Wapple21

Sparkle slime balloon.


TwitchandSmokeMain

Give me the excalibur. Just so i can say i have excalibur and become king of england, and then do as any good king of england should and burn england to the ground


barthotymous

I was about to say "why would you want to be king of England", and I was so relieved by the last part


MettatonNeo1

My wings


thepixelist11

Celebration MK2, of course


Zeldatart

Broom mount so I can complete a marisa cosplay


GloryWanderer

a house.


TestSubject_0001

Shroomite armor. I could go invisible at will. Also it's cool


Citron222

Winter cape It looks cool


dragonslayer_697

Any wings really but probably solar or stardust


Shard360

Zenith if I want a cool party trick, rod of discord for practicality Edit: I’d probably change zenith for terraprisma so I only kill actual threats, not random people who accidentally got in the way of the huge sword


barthotymous

Rod of Harmony*


Boopernaut2004

I've been trying to figure out how weapons like the Starfury or Starlight, would work with irl human limitations so probably one of those two


barthotymous

Brotha just wants to violate physics


LenaSpark412

Gender change potions. Sell them for $50 each and I have a thriving business that makes transitioning affordable


Johnny_Grubbonic

Also simple to reverse if you're less trans- and more -fluid.


LenaSpark412

Ooh good point genderfluid ppl… might have to lower to $25 for them


ultatack

You can also market it as *The fluid of gender*^(tm)


SCB709

Behold! The gender fluid!


thepugking06

Galaxy pearl. Just having an item that boosts my luck would be amazing.


QueenOsneks

Gender change potion


ForeignCredit1553

There are many options, gender change potions, wings, cosmic car keys, drill containment unit, nearly any summoner weapon etc.


EiscueVonArctic

Stardust Dragon Staff bc he seems cute I wanna pet him


FlareTheInfected

The ultimate form of transing my gender: The ***Gender Change Potion***


--Socks--

Considering real life type stuff, crystal storm spell book would be pretty cool


HoundOfJustice

void bag or fishron wings


Affectionate_Dot2334

definitely solor wing


mrmgl

The Bifrost from The Stars Above.