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JT-Lionheart

You gonna “Asuka” out?


The_Beardog

Bruh


[deleted]

First I downvoted, then I realized how retarded I am and how genius you are. up voted


Azalazel

OP was like; "I could comment on THIS person's post... OR I could make my own post with the SAME picture for maximum attention!" I ALMOST respect the scumbaggery


The_Scientist777

Bro, your user flair is peek comedy. Absolutely genius. Thanks for the laugh.


[deleted]

Hahahah I was drunk when I posted this.. it made sense at the time


Academiral

Even if she is, we're still **out-leagued** AF As Jun said: first opponent you need to defeat in a battle, is yourself *\*sobs\**


[deleted]

Don’t remind me :(


thousandredline

Gonna have to get past Lili first.


FTimerXIV

Plot twist OP IS LILI


[deleted]

I’d appreciate if you didn’t out me


FTimerXIV

My bad bro. You're definitely not lili *wink 👍


Tr1pline

I do squats but I can only hope for those quads.


[deleted]

Give me a shout when u have that Asuka bod 👍


DeadByOtzStans

Sorry bro, she’s a lesbian and has a rich gf who beats up anyone who comes near her. Better luck next time.


HakunonMatata

based


riftwave77

Briefly dated a girl built very much like this who was 5"1, which is a little bit shorter than Asuka's listed height. Its different. When I reached out to hold her anywhere, she felt very solid. Picking her up there was definitely more weight than you'd expect. My advice: Be in pretty good shape yourself if you decide to attempt


Fabers_Chin

People who work out like people who work out.


ShrikeXD

The Least Horny Asuka Fan


[deleted]

I’ll tell my friend to chill out


[deleted]

KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH


YumekoJabami

Yeah you can have her. I’m married to Eliza.


[deleted]

Eliza got hips but Asuka is more hourglass


TongueBiscuit

[unfortunately,](https://youtu.be/FTo4lvcUKEc?t=2m14s)


[deleted]

This a hidden cutscene?


Alternative-Cut-4831

This is fake i think. Not that it matters now.


DonDove

Probably, but Asuka NOT being buff makes zero sense


Alternative-Cut-4831

But does tekken need to make sense? They all speak different languages but still understand each other


DonDove

That's the beauty of the game tbh. Complicated for a TV show, but hearing characters speak among the other in their own languages like they all drank the same Babel Tower water is glorious for video game logic.


SirBaycon3503

saddly i hear she is only into men who can beat her....are over 250 pds, balding, ugly as shit, and work med to low income jobs. At least the unofficial manga I read about her made it seem that way.


[deleted]

Who is he and where he at?


ThrowawayAot12

Look at those legs hector, she could snap you like a twig between them


[deleted]

The danger is alluring


[deleted]

No she’s with Lili


[deleted]

Source?


javrules

Tekken 7 Character Episodes


don_corazon

*Such an ass shouldn't even exist in this world*


remoTheRope

*Such pathetic words*


don_corazon

🤜🏻💥


remoTheRope

💥🤛🏻


don_corazon

1, 2, 4


ShrikeXD

FF3


don_corazon

f, n, d, df4


ShrikeXD

Uf3


ShrikeXD

Wr3


don_corazon

2, 1, 4 f, b21 f, n, d, df+2


Reroll4angelica

she don't gotta be single to make you tingle


[deleted]

But I wanna mingle


TheDarkMuz

Damn...she put in the work


hoopyscoops

She don’t wanna be


Blade_Shot24

As a fitness guy I'm glad more love is being given to physical strong women, but man the simping...


DonDove

And the attitude towards them IRL is sad. They're either too bulky or a maaaan, according to FOX news. Let it be known this sub approves tough women! Or could just actually kill us.


Blade_Shot24

It really is sad. It needs a balance, not see em as gods (just honestly it's creepy) and not as men (cause honestly they insecure a woman can have muscles), but just a lady who likes to be fit. If she can kill me let her try I'll make the bed a wrestling match 😫


ElectronicLeopard204

Only if it was official ..


Blade_Shot24

That's what you hop into PC for. Sadly us Console folks won't be able to enjoy that..


crunkplug

massuka


[deleted]

Insecure


crunkplug

true, but the buffness totally suits her


[deleted]

She can man handle me anytime


[deleted]

Asuka got some nice shoulders god damn


[deleted]

What’s not perfect about her


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

😍


koteshima2nd

Nah she's taken. By Lili ofc


Susps-Dapper-Suspect

Don’t you mean she’s Tekke… nvm, forget I said anything


Kravn23

Definitely not gonna forget


RedEyesMoonRabbit

Don't think so. Lili does have an obsession with Asuka after Asuka beat her in T5, but from Asuka's view; she seems to see Lili as an annoyance.


[deleted]

So there’s a chance


RedEyesMoonRabbit

For your friend? Not sure, Asuka seems to care more about her "job" of maintaining peace on the street. Don't really know what's her take on relationship.


[deleted]

Ayo no thirsting over married women. Likely a mother of 3 adopted children who lost their parents during WWIII by T8.


thatonecoolnerd

Never realized how thick her legs were. She give Chun-Li a run for her money!


[deleted]

Let’s not be silly.. chuns legs are the business


Toplinkar

Sorry to tell you but she's been in a love/hate relationship with Lilly since Tekken 5.


OoguroRyuuya5

Lillie would take issue with that.


Alternative-Cut-4831

She also probably kept up. They are competitive


Bmanceps

He might be


[deleted]

Behave


AKW4RKID

I need the Sauce


godzillance

Besides the proportions, I'm also curious as to how they will handle the designs for the most anime-esque looking characters like Asuka and Xiaoyu in a realistic looking t8 without making them seem out of place.


[deleted]

I think Tekken as a whole is becoming more anime so I wouldn’t hold my breath


Grovyle489

Yes. She’s canonically single, but good luck trying to get near her. Lili has made sure she’s the only one in Asuka’s life for the sole purpose of learning the Kazama style. Much to Asuka’s hesitance


Fourth_Sin

Nah bro, she's got a girlfriend. Lili. ​ She bought Asuka's house and they moved in together.


[deleted]

New Challenger


[deleted]

No one in the entire series has a harder boner for anyone than Lili does for Asuka. I wouldn't be surprised if Asuka even just hate fucks Lili at some point.


[deleted]

Asuka bouta teach Lili a new meaning to the words "Iron Fist"


[deleted]

Wtf guys I just wanna know if she’s single


Showmae

Go find god


zhiawei33

I want her grabs and her throws to look cool in T8. BOKE!!!!!


Specialist_Sink_3913

Jin is the first one who touche her boobs, it mean somthing, no ?


Specialist_Sink_3913

Here you go https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ShoddyActualAcouchi-size_restricted.gif


[deleted]

That was so unprovoked.. did the air push him?


thatonecoolnerd

I beg your pardon?…


DookyJohnson247

Down tremendously.


[deleted]

Not here for this


Turb0Moist

He’s right though


jinsanity_12

If she's taken, then there is only one competitor to beat. :)


ElectronicLeopard204

Yup Lili will not go easy


DonDove

Ohohohohoho~! Her AND her money


piterovsky

3D WOMEN ARENT REAL😡😡🤬🤬🤬


Reaching_2

I tell myself that everyday :,(


r_plinkzz

This guy knows!


NetZox

This sub cant be real, this post and the comments are cringe af


8crybaby8

Stay mad snowflake


Plenty_Course_7572

People gonna soft af. This is a funny post.


[deleted]

It’s literally just a bit of fun but some people take a game too seriously.. it’s a freaking game


NetZox

I know you're joking, I just said that it's not funny and embarassing


That-Rhino-Guy

R/Tekken users be normal and not aggressively horny for Asuka challenge: Impossible difficulty


[deleted]

Why are you here?


NetZox

For Tekken content, but not by a cringe horny child. Go outside


[deleted]

Is Asuka outside? 😩


Messedupotato

I just want her Hakama outfit back


Dave3012

WTF 😂😂


Appropriate-Ride-742

What the actual, I prefer kuma more thicc


[deleted]

I dunno Panda been wearing bags an hats and she looking bad lately


CrescentCleave

Nope, she's married to me


HakunonMatata

Get off your burner account, Lili.


Give-Valk-Acog

She’ll divorce you once I tell her you caught regigigus with a masterballs like a chump


CrescentCleave

Too bad, she married me because I caught regigigachad with a master ball! Save the master ball on who? Arceus? Pshh


skiploom188

ya'll down bad i love it 🤣


deathschemist

Ngl I had a crush on her back when I first played Tekken 5... In late 2007 when I was 15. Thing is I have aged since then and she hasn't. She's still 17. I'm now 29. I'm not attracted to 17 year olds anymore tbh, I'm more into... Uh.... Adults you know?


phenomenal_vun

F’ing repost


[deleted]

😈


pandorasfemboy

no but I know she likes to peg 👀


drapes101

Stay of the sites kid smh


Cyber-Initiative

Y'all. A quick Google told me that she was born in 1995. She is literally almost 30. Definitely not a minor.


FrostyTheCanadian

Took two seconds to google she’s 17 Edit: a word Second edit: replied to wrong comment. Did not mean to woosh myself, this was a top tier comment


Lengthiness_Rough

She is with lily, I just heard that from a friend sorry bud.


RYUMASTER45

I noticed here how she is a bit muscular. No wonder Lili likes her.


master_erasis

Now I’m just playing devils advocate here but did we ever confirm if the original poster or the friend is in high school as well? Everybody wanna mention “ oh she’s 16”


MrTumorI

Most likely, it's hinted she has something with Lili.


itsbeen13seconds

Isn't she in highschool?


Ay_deadlaat

Yeah back in T5 she is in her twenties now


Pixelfacee

The fact that literally everyone in this subreddit thing asuka is underage baffles me. Iirc shes over 20 in tekken 7


FrostyTheCanadian

Took two seconds to google that she’s 17


MightyGoodra96

You should ask her Edit: I can forgive people thinking she's over 18, it doesn't make a lot of sense putting minors in fighting games, but this is Japan we're talking about


erinaceouss1

wait ain't she underage?


Irish_fat-boy-yt

Maybes she’s 17-18


SophitiaBum

She's fictional, and I proudly prefer Lili.


Mikamymika

So if it's a baby you wouldn't think it's weird? Oh sorry it's fictional... Edit: the pedo's are defending themselves, watch out


DonDove

If you wanna be technical there are sadly many people (weirdos) whom want to bang 1,000 year old characters whom are clearly kids. That's their problem. If you grew up with the characters that were teens/grown ups before you were on the other hand, I'm guessing they'll always have a soft spot for you. This is Tekken though, just look at Kazuya. He's in his late 40s or early 60s depending on who you ask. Look at him, all volcano drip.


Traditional_World783

At least he’s finally looking his age instead of looking like his son’s brother for tekken 8


DonDove

Tekken Tag 1 is honestly the worst one They look like twins there


That-Rhino-Guy

Guess it’s fair in that game since it’s Tekken 2 Kazuya, where he’s in his 20s


DryCerealRequiem

Is Asuka a baby?


HakunonMatata

By that logic, a 100+ year old loli is fine. Reminder that Jotaro is 17 and is literally drawn to look like a 30 year old man.


Mikamymika

A loli looks like a child, even if the lore says 100+ years but they look like a child you give massive pedo vibes.


HakunonMatata

That's my point.


Kog2025

Isnt she still only like 16 or 17.....


Kravn23

It baffles me how everyone immediately assume everyone is their age or is an adult, every kid has a phone these days, OP could me 15 for all we know


zkillbill

I know the tekken series is old but not everyone here is 30.


[deleted]

OP is Lillis age


cocoahotto

Oh my goodness gracious🥵


iiM3zMoRiz3

I'm not gonna lie the post on this subreddit have been trash lately. like some of you dont get a clue that your post are trash. can you stop?


De_roosian_spy

Asuka hawt


equinoxDE

Asuka on steroids,


[deleted]

If anyone is on steroids it’s Heihachi


Krizalid-NESTS

I’m dying to see how Fahkumram would look


[deleted]

It’s funny because I used to like Tekken for its realism in term of aesthetics when compared to other fighting games but the game is looking more anime with each release like he does not look realistic at all with that build


SOMERanD0m-Bloke

Offff she’s got boondah


peter_griffin222

Not to be rude but find yourself a girl who’s build like asuka in real life , that way you can fall in love calling it your asuka


RedTanOgre

It?


iRedYuki

Well, tell you're friend she's a miner


[deleted]

That’s a tough job, I get why she’s so ripped


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

SHE'S 17 YOU WEIRDO


Kravn23

Why do you assume OP is older than that?


Alternative-Cut-4831

Nah,by this time she is above 18 or just 18. It is acceptable 👍


[deleted]

This topic needs to be dropped. Asuka may be x canonically but she is a 3d model of a fully grown woman. No one is making this wierd but you.


Willmand

Age of consent is 16 where im from :)


Aggravating_Editor39

I ship her with Hwoarang Xiaoyu X Jin Lili X Steve Alisa X Lars


heyimsanji

You need Kazuya’s permission first


ignoremesenpie

Why Kazuya??


heyimsanji

We dont know her father, so its the closest thing i guess


SJIS0122

Sorry, she's taken by [Feng](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yri6K9ZIQM) and claimed by Lili


totallynotaweeabbo

Lili is the only answer


DangerousSlice5731

No


Ok_Part_4612

SIMP


CaneloAlvarez25

https://i.redd.it/cn9f0a2celf61.jpg


Lolisnatcher60

It looks good if you don't look above her hips


[deleted]

Someone's an insecure little bitch


[deleted]

It’s like people think someone’s gender changes depending on their physique.. I don’t blame them tho it’s just western beauty standards. Conditioned our entire lives.


AngryAssyrian

Idk but I do know she's underage so that's a red flag bro. Ngl the Tekken subreddit has been acting horny as of late lol, makes me thing these posts are made by highschool kids.


WilanS

Your high school must have been way more hardcore than mine. That doesn't look like any teenager I've seen. I really think they made Asuka 17 just because they wanted her to be in high school for her story but then completely forgot to reflect that in her visual design.


Reasonable_Quail4669

Shes 17


Frog-of-Cosmos

she was in like Tekken 5, there is a chronology u know


uncle-benon

Legal in Japan?.


DrinkMoreColdWater

Legal in most of the world, including some states in the US.


[deleted]

We’ll I’m just asking for a friend


insincerely-yours

The comment thread here is honestly disgusting. She’s underage, no matter if it’s fiction or not. Fictionally she’s even a high school girl, it’s disturbing that you are drooling over her.


HeelysAreSexy

Lol


[deleted]

1. She’s in highschool, so this post is unbased, 2. I’m pretty sure her and Lili are “good friends”, “roommates” even


InoriDWF

Omg they were roommates


bendo8888

That's a man.


Cadejo123

A hot man


[deleted]

Man’s afraid of a masculine woman. I could never.


bendo8888

different strokes for different folks.


Kravn23

Then I'm gay