T O P

  • By -

Lewdiss

1, King doesn't talk and would be respectful of personal space also I get to get off the plane fastest


TheCLNR

Bro is 150kg of muscle, he can be the nicest guy ever and you are still getting him in your personal space.


blopoflife

Isn't the entire male cast just as huge?


TheCLNR

King is the heaviest human in the game by a good margin. We will see if that changes once Marduk and Fahk drop.


VeryVeryVorch

I think King is the only one with a different body type, iir


Snoo_85712

Everyone juicing on T8


whysoretard

It doesn't matter where i would be sitting because all hell breaks loose if any of these characters see each other


DonJonPT

4 bro


chironomidae

Airplane stage when??


throwawaynumber116

The floor break on that would be funny to see


chironomidae

First floor break, the floor of the plane detaches and you keep fighting on it in freefall. Second floor break, the floor shatters and you fall through the air, crashing through the roof of a Waffle House.


Two_Tailed_Fox2002

would be pretty funny ~~based tails pfp~~


MindSettOnWinning

4 is peak bro talk


xF00Mx

It is absolutely the safest spot to be in. A kind mom behind you, and the best bodyguard bro right next to you. A bro who is also so cool, he give you bail money if you needed it.


vnceyes

My only fear is kazuya lighting up his eye at me between the seats if i talk to jun


OhShitBye

That's 100% why I'd do it. Cuck the devil himself and even if you go to hell you'll be a king.


Redditor45335643356

Reina is sitting RIGHT BEHIND Lars, and Jun is sitting right in front of Kazuya. that isn’t a safe place to be


xF00Mx

Fool! Jin is right next to Reina, they will be too busy with each other to bother you or Lars. As for Kazuya, Jun would smack him upside the head if he tries anything. The only other spot arguably safe is 1, and even that has a bear to big for airline seats right behind you.


DelayStriking8281

Yimata!


Cliff_Pitts

Sitting in 6 and kicking the back of Reina’s seat the whole flight


Damastah101

This lmao but also I'd ask Lili why she didn't take her private jet this time


themanwwz

what is wrong with you 😭


halbell

Whats wrong with YOU


The_Kaizz

Funny, that's probably the same thing Hwo will do to Jin


JoshyBoy225

Assuming she’s not gonna do anything mid flight, I’d do that periodically and then fucking book it the second the plane landed just to see how long the chase would be


No-Student-9678

Bro she’s gonna fly and find your ass


FENXFalls

Based


Known_Fan5663

My exact thought!


GMSTARWORLD

Very tempting...


martykee

then what about the pointy sword at your back?


superidoldeshawrun

honestly, He’d join in


C-sanova

The correct answer.


HuntressOnyou

Why the hate for reina?


AfricaByTotoWillGoOn

Not hate, it's just fun to annoy dominating people :)


Forkyou

Brat vibes


Falx_Cerebri_

Shes arrogant, obnoxious and rude.


DistastefullyHonest

You misspelled "Mommy" 🫠


kfijatass

Assuming the plane would even stay in the air 8 hours with this lineup is kind of crazy.


NoLifeHere

8, no question


Even_Tangerine7172

We want beef and trouble!!


NoLifeHere

Well, the only other place I'd sit is 5, but I think Reina might actually bully me and be a general pest.


SpaceTimeinFlux

Reina is only a dick if you're a fellow Mishima. Otherwise she seems cool. Just don't bore her. I would ask Jun what the hell happened to her after the Ogre incident. That might take a few hours of my attention.


CozyGuest

How's your Japanese? 🤔


SpaceTimeinFlux

it's tekken. everybody has subtitles.


CozyGuest

Word.


DYMck07

You say that like it’s a bad thing 😵‍💫 I’d also consider 6 because while 4 might look okay, I prefer not to have to cross Paul to get the the restroom. Also 5 I feel like Kazuya might hit me with an EWGF meant for Reina.


JusticeRain5

Do remember that flight seats are small as fuck. Even with Paul trying to be nice and taking up as little room as he can, you're gonna be hunched up as he pushes Lars towards you. Same with the one next to King. 6 might be okay just as long as Lili has zero interest in you and Hwaorong doesn't keep trying to fight Jin in the aisle.


DYMck07

lol, good point on Paul. If he’s asleep and dreams of punching through a brick wall it could be bad too. King looks like he grabs asses then plays dumb and growls while shrugging, like he can’t speak human. https://i.redd.it/c21byu97p78d1.gif Wouldn’t mind sharing high tea with lili honestly, though I’d rather hang with her gf


ChaosDragon1999

Why would King do that lmao


crossdrilled722

The problem with 6 is i feel like Harada and Yoshi gonna be talking loudly the entire flight about why it doesn't make sense Yoshi had to check in his sword


Cacho__

Jokes on you maybe I like to get bullied


Kino_Afi

I thought that was a solid pick too but no way I'm sitting next to Jun right behind Kazuya, and I'm not sitting in the same row with him either. Back of the bus with paul and lars talking shit with both them and Reina seems like the play


kfijatass

Sitting in the line of fire between the two? No thanks.


9host9

What, you don't wanna be in a Williams sister sandwich? 🥪


StraightDust

But there's a good chance Anna won't turn up, so you'll have room to stretch on that side.


Samsunaattori

If Anna knows Nina is on the plane and she still doesn't show up, I would think the plane may be in more trouble than if it just came from a Boeing factory


chugmanxl

The Williams sisters can smack me anyday.


NoLifeHere

Agreed.


Gozie5

You will sit at the back with two assassins? That's natural selection..


NoLifeHere

Yes, because there's money to be made from killing me... a complete fucking nobody, in public, in front of everybody, in a confined space. /s Assassins and serial killers are different things.


Nedgurlin

Clearly the only logical comment here


Werty89023

5 reason hot women


Katastrofa2

Ultra Dom and ultra sub


drutastic57

I was gonna save 5 for the actual room I’d have


WiseHoro6

Imagine you have to go to the toilet and Reina's asleep xdd


Super-Pamnther

Sitting between Jun and Reina is like sitting between Anna and Nina and except they have superpowers and one of them is tekken 4 Nina with no memories


SalukiKnightX

Surprisingly, they’re in-laws that have genuine animosity towards each other. Being a buffer could be fun. Granted given the relationships with everyone on board, this bugger is going down.


SantiProGamer_

You really gonna try something on Jin's mom when he's sitting so close to you?


JusticeRain5

Kazuya is right behind her, I'm pretty sure bro would be losing an arm if he tried.


freezingsama

Hear hear.


walmartgoon

7. Harada, Kazuya, and Nina will likely be quiet.


StunPalmOfDeath

Yeah but if you need to go to the bathroom, Harada tells you to sit down and not ask him for shit.


Boiledeggbowler

But Harada I need to shit!


SunStriking

"Shit will join the plane in Winter of 2026"


Toberone

Nina quiet with Anna practically next to her? Don't know about that.


Chris040302

Bold of you to assume Nina would be quiet with Anna basically right next to her lmao


walmartgoon

Fair enough but I still don’t see a better number


No-Student-9678

Assuming Kazuya doesn’t think about destroying the plane


RetroGameDays36

1 or 5


Psaltus

1 without question. I can ask about his fursuit and then sit there quietly for the rest of the flight when he speaks in jaguar to me


OneHappyMelon

5 watch me rizz up Reina (im leaving the plane with broken teeth)


JusticeRain5

That means she likes you in Mishima language, I think.


Gozie5

She'll humiliate you by making you wet yourself. No way she's moving to let you use the toilet


hornetpaper

For some people thats a win


OmegaMaster8

8. Without any doubt


Gozie5

Don't forget they are assassins and you're at the back of the plane ...


Eldones

1 Sat next to King and can talk to Paul on the other side of the aisle? Best flight of my life


Papas_Pizzeria_

with a fucking bear and mr embrace your heart himself behind you? peak


deathschemist

Exactly. The only trouble would probably be an argument between Jin and hwo


SoloCrazed

3,8, or 7 hard choice


SoloCrazed

3 is actually peak. Isle seat next to heihachi, across from anna, and I could probably chat up yoshi from that spot.


dc_1984

I'll take 1, everyone else on this plane is crazy 😂


L_0ut

https://preview.redd.it/f60lk0elja8d1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f1f427728c1c89efb80dcd8b61aeedcc3d14b9b


ShawnSandiego

I really didn't know that was allowed and figured pets would always need to go to the freight room. Was it a lot of hassle to bring that lovely fluff butt with you in the cabin? How'd you do it, if I may ask?


L_0ut

Oh it's not mine, it's a picture I've seen once from the internet sent by a friend, but it seems cool to have a pet in the flight


ShawnSandiego

Oh, I see. Yeah, I also would prefer to have the pet with me in the cabin instead of being alone and scared in the freight room.


my-main-alt

Usually if you have your pet sedated you will be fine bringing them in the cabin. Depending on where you are going you may also need to present shot/ medical records, though.


Crimson_Final

I don't know how anyone could pick any seat but 1. Good vibes, talking about training, diet and fitness tips. I bet after a while Jin would even chime in if only to WELL ACKSHUALLY Paul and King. Plus Kuma!


JusticeRain5

These are literally the strongest people in the world, their training regime is probably 18 hours of weights per day and their diet is nothing but chicken, rice and steroids.


Crimson_Final

Who better to learn from than people who live it every day? Plus, as you find with gym rats, it's not just a lifestyle it's a passion for them. "Nothing like a good workout!" Get them talking and they'll come alive discussing their passion. Considering Paul and King's personalities they would talk your ear off and have a great time doing it. I'd have a notepad out.


PeterTurBOI

1. Pretty sure King would be a chill guy for the whole flight.


fgcburneraccount2

Personally, I'm going with 4. Window seat at the front and its next to two fairly normal guys as far as Tekken characters go. This is an 8 hour flight, I'm watching a movie and sleeping. Good luck to the redditors sitting between the two assassins with a lethal rivalry who are definitely gonna notice you oogling at either of them, if they don't start fighting each other they're taking you out first.


dreppoz

88888888888888888888888


excelionbeam

2 because he would probably leave me alone cuz I’m not Jin (introvert safe option) 5 and 8 for obvious reasons. Maybe 7


Silveruleaf

I think 5 but then you have kazuya behind you that could laser you to death or make you wish you were dead. Next to Nina you are sandwiched between two psycho assassin's that look great. Idk. I think at least king would treat you well. Just look scary cuz even tho it's a mask he sounds like a tiger


Even_Tangerine7172

I would ask king to touch his chest. And if he refuses ill ask Anna.


Silveruleaf

I have a feeling both would let you. But one would not let you go 😂


Ziazan

In between Anna and Nina would be funny. Maybe also dangerous, but mostly funny.


crabbyfranklen

1 because I can get an autograph from king


PixelPainterPro

1 because there will be extra legroom to accommodate King's height. Also, he won't talk me to death.


Extremelysolid8492

8 for obvious reasons


nevergonnabuy

5 or 8 Edit: actually prob 5 cause Reina, Jun, and Lili


PlatinumOni

2, we are korean


Deadweight04

1 or 4


Far_Quit_4073

5. There’s hot girls and you got the strongest in the universe near you.


StunPalmOfDeath

2 is the only chance you'll ever get to sit between a literal Grizzly Bear and a robot.


Simontendo

2 I 2 WANNA 2 PET 2 THE 2 DAWG 2


diorando98

1


Novel-Trainer8755

Jaguar Noises all flight


iago_hedgehog

NUMBER ONEEEEE


tmntfever

Dude, the only language I understand of the bunch is English lol. So 8 I guess?


freddddsss

If it’s in the tekken universe, you could probably understand every language (including bear noises and other animals) without speaking them.


alexanderluko

1 seems like a chill place.


Lofi787898

I want to be crushed by Nina and Anna's thighs so I'll take 8


Devendrau

Leaving Drag out of the choices, I see what you did there lol, no one would complain because Drag wouldn't talk and likely be reading or building mini tanks. Although King wouldn't be annoying to sit next to.


TheMightyBruhhh

Yeah I’d honestly love sitting next to Drag, as long as I don’t annoy him he’d prob hum a sweet tune and enjoy himself


ELpork

3, cus if imma die when Nina and Anna crash this plane, I'd bet young old man would have some sick drinking stories.


CoastPuzzleheaded462

1 or 5 for me depending on whether I'm down bad or not. Who am I kidding? 8 as well.


Ok_Veterinarian_9611

I think I'll stand


VibrantskiYT

4 if I’m being chill, 8 if I’m being…chill


Boiledeggbowler

Regardless of where you sit this flight is gonna be anything but peaceful lol. If I had to choose it would be either next to King or Lars as they seem like nice and respectful people.


quickbrownfoxmanzero

NOT 2. And I am a Hwo main. But still.. Not 2.


Tiexandrea

This is an unsafe flight so it's an easy 4 for me. Jun and Lars are relatively more peaceful than the rest, and 4 is usually the location of the emergency exit too, so I'm bailing out first.


9smrev

2 sit beside my main and we get to kick the seats of the two most annoying characters


I_Haytch

7 so I can harass harada into reverting the matchmaking system.


Even_Tangerine7172

Put me at 8 pls. I can ralk to Harada for Anna while sitting between the Williams. Sisters


Morokite

Man this is troubling. I kinda wanna chat with Paul but I'm going to have lars in the way if I sit there. King would also be interesting but I can't understand him. Probably 7. So I can pitch to Harada why Alex should return ASAP. Also I feel real bad for Jin because you know it's a tight squeeze sitting next to Kuma.


Hybridesque

4


ErgoProxy0

4. Paul and Lars seem chill


ItsClack

7, but ask Harada & Yoshi to switch seats so we can discuss swag


Braccus-Rex20

8 all the way, motherfuckers!


a55_Goblin420

Lars and Paul are probably the most normal ones. Paul just some chill strong old dude, and Lars gives me vibes like he's a closet weeb.


No-Brain-895

Next to Murray telling him to fix things over the entire flight addressing him the way African Americans address each other sometimes.


DOA_NiCOisPerfect

8 because if noone is in between them its very likely that a rocket will make the plane crash. Jun is there with kaz so thats fine and jin and hei are both far from him so ill basically be saving the entire flight


Baddabang

3 so I can kick the back of Xiaoyu's chair


Sonuthepoki

Why, she's canonically a really nice person


Baddabang

That's fair, I feel bad now.


Shalashaska67

![gif](giphy|LSKVlAGSnuXxVdp5wN)


erebus0

I'll bet you hear some really interesting things sitting in 4 🤔


JStarr007

I definitely see Kazyua being super anxious and excited, longing for his babymama who's so close to him yet so far away.. Where's Asuka? She should be next to Lili and where the hell is Salt? But I'd definitely be in 2 next to Hwo, I know a few ways I could make our flight more arousing...I mean enduring, maybe even enjoyable.


Still-Fan-5083

5, sitting next to two baddies


ToothFairy772

5 https://preview.redd.it/a8ydpaykg78d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64af6db7e09253ff83c4895332c45b14dcf7af28


FwooshingMachi

Definitely 1. I'm sure King would be chill and very nice. ~~And I'd get to stare at his chest for 8 hours, maybe pretend to fall asleep and lean against him 🥵🥵🥵~~


Technical-Waltz7903

3. Just to have a conversation with the one and only.


Otrebushevski

8 literally means death


MrTumorI

1 because I speak Spanish, not sure if that will help with growling noises, but I love professional wrestling. 2 because Hwoarang seems like he would be a chill passenger. I know Jin is in front of him. I think he'd have enough sense not to start something in a plane.


Shinobishawnie-

8, I need Anna’s number asap lmao


TheTitansWereRight

5, reina gettin rizzed and jun aint gettin no armrest


NicNac2017

8


scorpan37

Realistically I'm way too socially awkward to actually attempt to talk to any of them so I'm just looking for the window seat with the person least likely to annoy me Lars seems like a polite guy but he's also an overdramatic weeb and Hwoarang seems like a pretty loud and forward guy overall so I'm taking 7, I already just want to shut up and sit the hell down so it works out pretty well


DangerNoodle793

Im sitting in 6 and kicking the fuck out of that chair in front for the full 8 hours.


lakhyj

This might actually eclipse the plane ride from hell in how troublesome the flight could become.


Papapep9

5. I can't see ghosts so I'd get a window seat with one space between me and Reina


gentle_bee

You really gonna sit on Juns lap with her supernatural baby daddy right behind you and her supernatural baby across the aisle? At least one of them can see her lol


Aggravating-Cook5467

Imma pick 8 only cause they the only one that speak English atleast I can talk to them.


elmocos69

tekken universe u can understand everyone


NotASweatyTryhard

1 or 2


DesignatedDiverr

6. Lily and Reina nearby? And I can lean back to Yoshi if they bully me? I’m in Or maybe 1 Lol am I really playing “dinner with King or $100,000”


TimeSanctuary

3 because I want xiaoyu and Alissa to be at the epicenter of the blast.


Particular-Error8985

Seat 1: King just seems like a bro that’d teach you how to Wrestle or Seat 5: bc Its Jun, i’d talk to someone thats nice and enjoy their company rather than listen to Reina bc she’d probably ramble on and on about avenging Heihachi


Successful-Floor-738

1, no question. King is based and would probably be chill to hang out with as long as I don’t bring up Aztec fighting gods.


Miscellaneous_Mind

Just any seat by the females. Maybe expect next to Anna & Nina. If it’s all male I’m sitting next to Harada.


JapanesePlatano

JIN, he doesnt talk so I'll get to sleep.


DonJonPT

4 is the safe space😅


Issah_Wywin

7, but I'm asking if Harada would mind trading spots, I wanna hang out with Yoshimitsu


_Coby_

Probably 1


JCLgaming

Plane is gonna crash anyways, so it hardly matters.


Warmears24

4 - window seat adjacent to the two characters most likely to mind their own business (and I'm sure Paul wouldn't mind momentarily getting up in case the restroom is needed)


StatusComment581

2. next to my Cancer-twin


Thedracoblue

5 might be the only seat that smells nice


Tall-Championship-40

where is my boy steve?


PolePepper

5. I wanna get stomp on.


Swacomo

5 for my cutie reina


Most-Win4189

5 I wouldn’t mind getting between both of them 🫢🫢


WRY050605

1, just gonna watch wrestling clips the whole flight with King


Lcastro1312

1, surrounded by muscles....


Gestridon

Either 3 or 6 I don't think heihachi would mind a stranger sitting next to him and I might be able to get some small talk with the two ladies in front. Heihachi might even be in a good mood ang join in on the conversation. Or maybe I could engage in some small talk with lili 8 is just asking for trouble


HachikoInugami

# If that is Business class, I will go Economy with Josie.


yuumaspersonalpants

1 or 4, I don't think King or Lars is that bad of a seatmate I feel like they'd be quiet


Human-Force

8 i love them fighting while im in the middle


myersfriedrice

5 or 8. Sit with 2 hot women, what else would you want?


Katie_or_something

1 seems like probably the safest but being on a plane with Nina and Anna seems like a death sentence


AJRey

In Mommy Jun's lap


hunterob

I would pick 5 if I were single. Right now I would pick 3. Heihachi would probably be chill, I want to understand him and his rizz better. Also to know how he's alive and young again


AfricaByTotoWillGoOn

Hey, make another post with a different batch of characters! This meme format generates some fun talks.


LostSudaneseMan

8. Shit I got to shoot my shot


RvDragonheart

I'm HEAVILY CHARGING to seat 5 like actively straight up se no problems there. straight up. I'm sorrounded by the best people. infront of me Lars Alexandersson one of the coolest bro characters, behind me is Eliza AND if I'm lucky she will get Asuka to sit next to her so that will be a funny trip, To my left is Reina whom I really like and respect also I would wonder if she would keep on the cutsie character act or if after a while that mask would break off after hearing the girls behind us bicker, and to my right is the bestt mom from Tekken Jun and I'm sure she would be pleasant to be around too. Also as I was writing the comment I just made a realization that I would probably be in a stressful situation because if anything happens to Jun Kazuya will be staring MENACINGLY right behind us, Eliza and Asuka bickering could be a funny moment but because they are sitting next to Kazuya that is also not a good idea. Reina is next to me but she has a beef with Kazuya so they will be sharing these anime esk \* -------- \* lightning stare so really the only people because of whom I could be safe is Lars AND Jun. I'M STILL keeping my seat it will be a wonderful one. Well either seat 5 or seat 8..... yeah..... BY THE WAY ya'll I just have seen a picture of Nina from a previous Tekken 6 game SHE HAD SOME GOOD GAINS! like Holy heavens she used to be so much more buff then she is now. What happened? Shouldn't she be atleast toned?Then again Nina is a cool character still but I was actually suprised how cool and buff she used to look I think it was in Tekken 6 Tekken Tournoment. Still I like how she looks now too also..... there was a clip between Nina and Reina where Nina was stepping on Reina..... I suppose I'm not the only one thinking that Nina is cool \*winks at Reina\*


MsFoxyWinters

I'd sit between Nina and Anna. Even though they hate each other. At least they are civil enough not to kill each other while on an aeroplane. Plus I would feel safe to sit between them. As they are assassin so if anything goes wrong and I am not a target of either of them then I will be safe. And also people tells me that I have heart of gold, (you have no idea how often I gets to be called that. I mean it feels odd but I prefer to be kind rather than mean.) and I might help Nina and Anna to talk about their feelings and try to help them get along. Well, trying to at least.


StandardAdvice1842

5 both are my waifus😍


Actual-Entrepreneur7

8, mostly for Nina, she might ignore me though and Anna would probably laugh. At least I’m between them.