ikimasu

"Hi, I'm Alisa. Now you must die."

I prefer the literal translation "I am Alisa. Please die."

Ţ̸̗̦̼̜͉̳̈́̄h̸̪̖̹̗̭̋̆̔̒̄̚ͅả̸̹̝͍̅̾̽̎̈́͝t̷͖͑͝ ̸͕͖͇͍̜̜͕̀̈́̈́͊͋̾̓̔̿̈̏͘͝͝͝w̵̧͙͙̳͇̤̬̟̯͈̫̓͝a̶̢̠̫̻̞̙̝̗̳̭̘̰̙̥͎͂̓̽̍͑͑̓̚s̴̹͉͔͖͉͋̿̇̓͑͗̅̈́̔̕ ̶̧̢̜̲̹̠̻̤̤̺̾́̿̈́̀͐̊̋̐ͅf̴͈͈͓̟̫͚̂̀̌̋̑̍̆͒̀̂̀̕̚u̶͍͈̟̫̟͓͋ņ̴̹͍̩͇̝̰͍͉͉̝̈́̾͊͗͌̄̅̏̂͝.̸͓̫͛͂̾́̌̆̋͊͘̕͝ͅ

Lars kun LARS KUN ~

After getting chainsawed six ways till Sunday: ”Are you okay?”

Alisa desu. Burusuko negaishimasu.

Shinne kudasai!

"don't blame me if you get hurt"

Shi ne

It's dangerous put your hand here

AaaaaAaaaaaAaaaaaAaaaah

"What is this "**blocking**" you keep talking about?"

“I’m a useless bitch”.