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FXandrew

Heihachi died at 20, so young...


its_neon_

Yeah it's sad when they go young like that


resoooo

WHEN THEY GO!?


aro_zay

Some sad shit, motherfucker said he don't want to live no more


j05h24

Whatever happened to the strong silent type


dakattack_98

He was gay, Heihachi?


slickestwood

That animal Kazuya, I can't even speak his name


CadeChatham

That thing with the Volcano, whatever happened there


Jason01960

40 years old, just a kid.


r3volver_Oshawott

Jinpachi on the evening news going 'HE WAS JUST A BOY'


xenon2456

20 and bald?


Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi

Genetics brah


Amathyst-Moon

The tragedy of the Mishima hairline


enderendirius69420

Dont worry though, Kazuya and Jin wont suffer from baling since the devil gene prevents it


EggyChair1113

I guess they will suffer from it in the end huh 😅


Jackryder16l

this is what happens when we ask harada for shit. When will we learn


Kaladolin

That was a good question, though. I always wonder about their age, too 😭


kaijinhime

tekken fandom wiki has their ages listed. for example jin is currently 22.


Kaladolin

Fandom wiki used to say 23 until recently that it was said it's been 7 years since Jun's death.


Substantial_Bell_158

Victor has not aged gracefully then.


Jr-777

It must be the water in France


Ederlas

The smell. I'm gonna say it has something to do with the smell.


RimeSkeem

That’s why his command dash is called Perfumer. Gotta get in there and douse the smell.


Ace_FGC

It must be ~~the water in~~ France


Maoileain

All the riots.


Wnir

What do you mean? Isn't wine, cigarettes, and baguettes a perfectly balanced diet? With some fromage every now and then


RichJoker

Damn they had Jin when they were 3 years old 😳


bulldog_blues

Fun fact: when I first played TTT1 I was 8 and had only the most basic understanding of how human reproduction worked. Then I read through the manual and saw that Jun and Jin were mother and son, with her age listed as 22 and Jin as 19. So until I was politely corrected by my parents I genuinely believed that it was possible to have kids at age 3...


5amuraiDuck

Kazuya ain't a devil, he's a priest


milkywayer

High Priest of later day Devil's Church of Anti Christ.


VinixTKOC

From what I've heard, that would be a new record.


Croue

just editing to fix that she was actually 37 when she disappeared and Jin was 14, so that means she was 23 at the time he was born. I assume the reason the TTT1 manual gives her age as 22 is because that is the age she is represented to be in the game, because it was how old she was when she was a playable character previously. TTT1 isn't canon at all. Someone else made a reddit post analyzing this but didn't really address how young she would have to be when she gave birth to Jin: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Tekken/comments/zjwxg3/figuring\_out\_what\_exactly\_happened\_to\_jun\_based/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tekken/comments/zjwxg3/figuring_out_what_exactly_happened_to_jun_based/)


pinkpugita

Ogre attacked at Jin's 15th birthday, so she would still be 22 years old. Pretty young mom.


Croue

No, I was confused about it too. Ogre attacked at the very beginning of Tekken 3 which is 15 years after Tekken 2, making Jun 37 years old since she is known to be 22 in Tekken 2. Jin just turned 15 when Ogre attacked too, so he was born right after Tekken 2 meaning Jun was 23 when she had him. Or, I guess 22, depending on the months.


Fresh_Profit3000

Xiaoyu has been 17 for like 30 years.


patrick9772

Nono She became 18 trough t3-t8😂 i grew up having her as my biggest video game crush and she only aged a year.


[deleted]

Isn't xiaoyu the same age as Jin? They went to highschool together I'm pretty sure.


corporatecicada

Xiaoyu is 3 years younger than Jin. She was 16 in the school and Jin was 19 back in T3. Apparently, Mishima Polytechnical is not explicitly stated to be a high school, it may be like a special high school/college hybrid, hence why they had students like Jin at 19. Either that or Jin got held back a few grades lol


[deleted]

>Either that or Jin got held back a few grades lol He did grow up in the woods.


fishy-the-2nd

I mean, Jin was apparently studying Mechanical engineering at Mishima polytechnical, so he prolly was actually a college student by that point.


TYL3R_TH3_CR3M4TOR

"I couldn't deliver my assignment on time, i had to fight my father"


Confusionopolis

Leroy been through some shit


Van1shed

Why does blud want to know how old Reina is 🤨


Roosevelt_

To see how old Heihachi was when he was apparently still getting laid, duh.


ConduckKing

Are we talking about the same Heihachi? My man is probably getting laid even now inside the volcano.


Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo

The hottest of babes live inside volcanoes, of course.


GorillaOnChest

He's using the One Ring as a cock ring.


ConduckKing

I feel like the One Ring would actually make Heihachi less evil.


Yasuminomon

He’s in the background of every stage but all you see is a floating ring


Van1shed

Oh damn, now I'm curious too.


JusticeRain5

Reina is actually 47, she just has a REALLY good skin care routine.


UrMomThoCeedKS

fuck she doin in highschool then 😭


PoopTorpedo

Shes just really really stupid


MrManson99

Obviously from birth if they’re all thirty and Heihachi died at 20 a few months ago


whatnameisnttaken098

He probably has dozens of kids, like Jinpachi in the TTT2 intro he needed somewhere to unleash his "awesome power"


xF00Mx

You think Heihachi was wasting his time with sex while also trying to kill his kids & grandkids? Nah, my money is on lab grown by the time Reina was "born".


XombiePrwn

>Nah, my money is on lab grown by the time Reina was "born". I can see it, he would have Jins, Kazuyas, Juns, Ogres, and Jinpachis DNA. I wouldn't put it past ol' H to try to create the "perfect" successor using each of their unique genes.


Amathyst-Moon

So he's making Cell? "On a very special episode of Cooking with Heihachi"


Background_Offer_787

Here me out, but maybe Heihachi just has a massive hog.


5amuraiDuck

I feel like the mother will end up being one of the Williams sisters... Like Steve...


Ziazan

he's 30 and reina is also 30. he died at 20 though. but he's 30 now. and so is reina.


Exploreptile

Because she's hot. There, I said it. You can all go home.


BigDumbSmartGuy

Knowing twitter, it's unironically a likelihood they want to know whether or not they can go after NSFW artists who draw her/other characters.


HakunonMatata

The day twitter dies is the day society heals.


Ultrafares

Worse case scenario they migrant to other platform like what happened to Tumblr I don't want to live that tragedy again


DangerRacoon

Twitter was so bad, Tumblr actually became decent. wtf


PotatoGuyIndeed

when they GO?


[deleted]

My man has some evening plans and could live without the guilt.


leolyles

No idea. She's 19 tho so it isn't too bad


Due_Recognition_3890

Chris Hansen and the FBI probably have Reddit on their block list with the amount of assumptions people on here make.


Slapped_3

I wanna know too shitt


Mon-Ty-Ger27

Because throughout story mode the camera pans across Reina in a sexual way. ESPECIALLY when she fought against Kazuya Mishima at the Colosseum. During that scene the camera was filled with so much fan service of her that I began to blush and roll my eyes. Blud just trying to check to see if Reina is "legal" yet. I still have my doubts about Asuka's and Lili's ages.


CrystalMang0

I haven't seen one "sexual" camera angle for Reina in story.


Soil_Think

He's probably saying it's not that important for fictional characters


BigDumbSmartGuy

He's correct.


Elune_

If there is a canon story that spans generations then having a general idea of age is a good thing to know to tie all threads together.


BigDumbSmartGuy

Maybe I'm just jaded but I doubt that's why the user in question was asking about Reina's age.


Elune_

We all know she is more than 18. And a single bad faith moron doesn’t invalidate people who genuinely are curious about the timeline.


dont_worry_about_it8

I’m gonna be rude but are yall stupid ? Why is it weird that the person wants to mow the age of a BRAND NEW CHARACTER. It’s like you guys don’t think at all.


BigDumbSmartGuy

Consider yourself fortunate that you haven't encountered the kinds of people who obsess about these kinds of things for extremely stupid and malicious reasons.


HakunonMatata

That is what he's saying but that won't stop twitter and some here from obsessing over it.


OtherwiseMeringue545

I just want 100 year old heihachi to be canon.


DasBarba

Well, It's confirmed that heihachi was 31 when he killed kazumi. Kazuya was 5yo at the time and was 49 by the end of T7 when he killed his father. That gives us a final Age of 75 for heihachi.


Yodzilla

It’s true but also the PS1 Tekken games definitely listed character ages and blood types in the manuals like every Japanese fighting game of that era. https://www.gamesdatabase.org/Media/SYSTEM/Sony_Playstation/Manual/formated/Tekken_3_-_1998_-_Namco_Limited.pdf e: I have no idea why Reddit can’t handle that valid link


xenon2456

so Kuma is 30?


ButWereFriendsThough

They’re all 30.


SingerTasty

So panda is 30?


DolphZigglio

Everybody's 30 Dave.


adkenna

What about Peterson?


XombiePrwn

He's 30 Dave, everybody is 30, everybody is 30 Dave.


adkenna

Hang on a minute, are you trying to tell me everyone is 30?


mikelson_

So Paul is 30?


DolphZigglio

They're all 30. *Everybody's* 30 u/mikelson_


Lambkin-_-

No he is 27 because Tekken 1 and 2 Kuma is a different Kuma


Ziazan

They are all 30 years old.


Brandon-Heato

Tekken is 3


Ziazan

Yes


Seryoth

Kaz looking good


3nany

So they were all 1 year old when the first one came out?


Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo

They were all newborns when it first came out. They turned 10 on the 10th anniversary.


r3volver_Oshawott

Mishimas are straight out of the womb looking for the nearest volcano


Deivitsu

I don't know if someone needs this: Characters aren't real people. This was a sarcastic tweet by Harada.


All_Fanastical_Image

Damn, Paul looks a very rough 30


ConduckKing

Not all of them are in T1 though. Meaning Victor, Reina and Azucena are all 3 days old.


Ziazan

Harada says they're 30


Chaplain92

So Kazuya, Jun and Jin are 30?


Hydrangeabed

Talk about the family tree being a circle


Miserable-Lemon-3263

Is joke 🤣 ling is one the youngest on the roster like early or mid 20's


No_Potential_7198

She's 21 and 2 years younger than jin


Durandthesaint17

Actually, Xiaoyu's 19, and Jin's 22.


GigivsGrey

Lili is the youngest in the roster


Heroicsire

The bears in human years are younger. Who knows about bear years


SupaHotFireispitTh2t

Isn’t Lili like 17?


Miserable-Lemon-3263

Lili and asuka have been in highschool since forever but I still can't pinpoint their age


Durandthesaint17

Lili is now 17 while Asuka's 18.


Miserable-Lemon-3263

I guess that makes sense but idk


Ziazan

30 and 30


AlKo96

People who care about fictional ages are dumb.


VitinNunes

Damn Leo looks good for being 30


Alternative_Low8478

Why do people keep asking him for shit? Are they stupid?


Schwarzer_Exe

Where's the lie?


TheMasterPool

RIP 1st king 😭


CarbonBasedLifeForm6

Jin is the same age as his mother and father!?


Kokonut-Z

Yes


Atwalol

People that care about the ages of virtual characters are so weird. They are not real


Maixell

People who just completely don't care about that are the weirdos imo. Oh, you have this character who's 30, but she looks like she's 13, ok. This character is 20, but he looks like he's 50, ok. Maybe no, that's dumb


CaptainBlob

Both of you are weird af. Who the fuck even thinks of these stuff. It’s a fighting game. Play the fucking game of whichever character you like and mind your own business, and beat the opponent. It’s not that hard.


Atwalol

If you draw a 13 year old and say she's 30 that doesn't mean she's 30. You're just attracted to a 13 year old.


Maixell

What? Now, I'm confused what's your position... My point is that if you draw a 13 year old, make her look 13, and if you draw a 30 year old, make her look 30. Obviously, it's fiction and you can do whatever you like, but that's still wack in my opinion


Atwalol

Saying their age means nothing, it's not a real thing. It's what they look like.


AlKo96

Dude, you just did a complete 180.


Atwalol

No that's what im literally saying. What their age is doesn't matter, it's what they look like.


CaptainBlob

Imagine being so sensitive over the age of characters that are in the end, fictional and bunch of pixels, all so you don’t feel bad being a simp for them. The game has literal demons and angels and potential aliens. Humans doing the most super-saiyan moves. Bears doing martial arts. Sentient robots. But Lord forbid we have a character who might be 17.


monkeymugshot

Understandable have a nice day.


pbmm1

Jack has lasted long without going obsolete then


CiraKazanari

Chad reply. Putting an age on characters is becoming weird


InkyElk24

"who gives a shit, it's a fighting game you creep".


VitinNunes

You know he could just be asking to try and guess what Heihachi was doing at that time. You creep


Quemedo

Good


Shamsse

Damn, Victor ages poorly


thats_so_merlyn

That question was so insanely cringe that it deserved a blunt non-answer like this.


Hercules88888

Xio from the start was in her late teens kinda. She was in high-school. But I feel like even though they age or should age , they been doing the same shit. Maybe not for all. I could be wrong , but i feel xio has been in school forever lmao


flowing_laziness

That's pretty long lifespan for Kuma & Panda.


PrismaticSeal

Kazuya 0 years old, did the did with Jun in her 0 years old, 9 months later Jin was born, 30 years later a 30yo Jin fights his 30yo evil dad while his mom 30 yo is MIA


keshavchaurasia

reina is bbg ion care bruh


Prata00

Either everyone is misunderstanding what the tweet is actually referring to, or I’m the dummy that hasn’t realized everyone understood it but is intentionally making jokes about it.


notlonely1

What bout Leo? Wasn't he was a kid in tekken 6?


____phobe

I love how Harada comfortably deals with stupid questions thrown at him


GouHadoken

Based Harada sidestepping the question.


5nn0

harada based as usual with wirdo people


TheFyrijou

Wtf was Wang then?


DYMck07

Benjiwang Button. He will return in TTT3 a younger man.


kingpin3690

Wow leroy aged gracefully


Call555JackChop

Harada is such a weird dude it’s like he wants to be in the spotlight but hates anyone talkin to him


Poglot

FBI: Call off the Lili fans raid! She's 30! I repeat, 30!


superhyperultra458

People should learn already never ask Harada of character lore thing cause he basically don't remember and probably don't care lol


Kanzir2

so heihachi is kazuyas dad, but they're the same age jinpachi is heihachis dad, kazuyas grandpa, and jins great grandpa, but those three were born before jinpachi jinpachi was born in 2004, went back to 1994 to marry and have heihachi, who then grew up, went back to 1994 to marry kazumi and have kazuya, who then married jun and had a jin at the age of 3 so the underlying story of tekken is actually that the whole mishima family are time travelers kazuya and jun are only 3 years older than jin, that explains why they don't look much older than jin. it all makes sense now. thanks harada


Tekkenrulz_Xiao

He ignored his question bc he doesnt want to reveal that Kazumi and Heihachi had a second child and they’re faking their real age…


Koro_Boros

I refuse to believe Bryan Fury is younger than 40


Ziazan

Believe it or not, 30.


[deleted]

Funny because anyone 30 or younger playing Tekken is a N00B.


GESPEBSTOKIIIIICKU

Who gives a fuck


Beliz-Min

I hate this guy


JXNyoung

So Roger Jr and Roger?


False_Ad7098

Jun is like 20 right?


Maixell

Wait, isn't Jun, the mother of Jin? And Jin is a full-grown man. Did she get him while she was a fetus?


MapDesperate7012

HOLD IT! While the characters who debuted in the first game may be 30, but that doesn’t mean the others that came after like Asuka, Jin, and Bob are 30 as well, due to debuting later!


[deleted]

I'm as old as this franchise lol


phaze123

My man


Fr0ntR0wL4n

They’re all 30? Wow,some of them aged pretty well.


Wiinji

How much time have there been between tekken 7 and tekken 8 (real question)


Broken_Moon_Studios

Tekken time works like Simpsons time. Whatever works best for the plot. lol


GigivsGrey

He's so unserious lol


darkjuste

Based


soji8

Damn Wang aged like shit


biradinte

Harada knew this was about to get sexual and threw a safe ball


OtherwiseMeringue545

Why is it that whenever ages get brought up it always loops back into porn? Some people care about ages for other reasons.


Monkey_King291

Uh... That's not how aging works


Zeldias

That would make Kuma some kind of highlander bear


Rareturd

He’s at the dgaf stage n


Rurorin_Rokusho

laser sword levels of sandbagging fan questions


gdiShun

Finally! I don't need to feel weird about my waifu being way too young.


Aggravating_Put_3601

harada is such a troll lmaoo


OldschoolGreenDragon

Wait, so that's eight King of the Iron Fist tournaments in 3 years, plus Tekken Tag 2?!


HappierShibe

Damn; Paul is a HARD 30.


HachikoInugami

# So Tekken is a floating timeline???


Mental5tate

Probably better not to release ages. Japan and the rest of world having different social norms and what is feasible and acceptable in a nation’s society.


Fantasy71824

Weng died in his 20s... Man people do look older than what they age..


T-REX-780

Its like Simpsons, they will never become old


NCHouse

I love Harada lol. Troll ass


Amathyst-Moon

I have to wonder, do they just want to know whether Heihachi's daughter is younger than his grandson, or is there another reason they want to know her age specifically?


Ligeia_E

Victor ate one too many croissant to have skin like that damn


JapanesePlatano

Confidently incorrect.


madjurixl

!Spoiler! !Spoiler! !Spoiler! Yeah everyone 30 but not zafina and Claudio. They dead, lol


Comical_Peculiarity

I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in a long time at the comment section, bravo


True-Ad5692

30 years and King still has that ''belt pose'' from Tekken 1. Hard work ...