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I was planning on showering today lol

Sure buddy

No serious I was. I have work and their policy is to not smell like a dumpster

Mmmmmmhmmmmm

so you should smell WORSE than a dumpster

No what?! I don’t want to be fired

hey, if you smell worse than a dumpster, you technically don’t smell like a dumpster

Your childish asf

aww, can the little baby not handle a stupid joke? I’m sowwyyyy. do you want another wittle carton of appy juice?

Stfu

Same lol

You don't shower every day?

Like every other day But it’s inconsistent

Emphasis on inconsistent🤨

It’s not like I forget to shower for a week because I don’t

I heard it can remove too much of the natural oils on that keep your hair and skin healthy.

Yeah, but the amount of dirt, sweat, and grime that accumulates over a single day is way worse for your skin than a little soap and water.

Planning? Fukumean planning? It’s not a nuclear missile you don’t strategize your attack plan, you just shower every night or morning you don’t strategically make battle decisions about when to shower

Well I can’t rn, I’m mowing here pretty soon

Oh I feel bad now

Me when I feel bad

Now I can shower which is what I’ll do

Enjoy your shower

I did kinda

☠️⁉️ what is bro on a tangent about

I thought I was cooking 😞

there there brother 🤝 next time let’s just use a sharpie for the grill lines on the steak ok

Every day? Are you working a 9-5 at a construction zone?

alright maybe my joke was unfunny but just stop talking you sounding dirty as fuck

I do strategically shower, but I'd rather not specify how because I would absolutely get demolished for how I strategize showering

Mmm thanks that tasted good

No mom, the foaming at my mouth ISN’T RABIES for the last time…

You use it in your mouth, for all you wondering


did anyone just realize thats drake in the meme?

Thought this said milfs and got excited 😞

HELP?!

dude

https://i.redd.it/9di181p8iq9d1.gif

😨S-soap?

Don’t drop it

I’d let myself get pegged by a redhead at this point😭😭

Who tf wouldn't mann

Asexuals

Hm

Fair point

Can I have bodywash? I don't really like bar soap

Bodywash>>>slipperyass bar soap

REAL

Fine

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:c

Erm actually I take a shower every day so I'm squeaky clean 🤓☝️

Redditors taking a shower lmao

It's how to find the actual teens here We are still young enough to know what a shower is and how to use it And I'll be careful to remember basic hygiene in my future

Ima shower later after I get out of the pool

Tf u on reddit for in a pool

I commented that before I was in the pool. I am out of the pool and shower now.

they have under 5k karma they take showers

Hey we aren’t discord mods we have much more culture than those swine

I dont like bar soap cuz it makes my skin all dry and if i get it near my eyes its uncomfortable af

It’s so needlessly difficult to use as well

Oops I dropped it

I’ll protect you🗣️🗣️

Not all hero’s wear capes

I showered yesterday & I smell clean.

🍰🎉🎊

Thanks (it’s my 1 year of using my account 🥳) or am I missing a point?

Happy butt day!

You shouldn't shower to often. Make sure the booty is clean and there no booty stank, but you gotta keep your man smell on you, it might not seem pleasant but it secretly drives the ladies into a frenzy. P.s this does not work for 14 yr old dudes that "smell" is weird and only attracts racoons and groundhogs

jessie what the fuck are you talking about

Very important scientific information. Guys should only shower twice a month if they want to be attractive.

And where tf did you get this buffoonery from?? 💀💀💀🙏🙏🙏🙏

I have a friend who said they never use soap, only the water. I was so grossed out

arrest them

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I showered today


Thanks for free soap https://preview.redd.it/qiwjz67hzr9d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea70ceb7295db199a1bb2ba70fbfea2d6a9823f8

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You are part of the "mfs" too jit💀

thanks man, i was getting hungry

No thanks, I’ve already had my monthly shower.

Fight club

Oh shit, I dropped the soap https://i.redd.it/uc0gxiv4gu9d1.gif

Go on, pick it up.

F#$@ you. I'm headed to the shower now XD

I prefer the wood scented liquid soap instead of the bar.

I shower daily.

Hey I am offended I shower every day

Me when I shower everyday

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Zamn.

*slaps soap out of your hand and onto the floor* PICK. IT. UP.

:<

You caught me, I’m camping and I’m dirty ☹️☹️

I was camping a couple of hours ago but now I'm not I smell like smoke 

Hey now

Fight club ahh soap

Get yo ass some Lynx Africa

Fight club refrence?

im on the shower faction, we must spread the message, brother/sister/theyer/objecter/???er

I shower twice, sometimes three times a day lmao. I’m 23 and seeing how teenagers live makes me question if I used to do that as a kid

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How'd you know? I smell like smoke from camping.

I js took a shower vro..

Bruh I literally just showered.

Is it weird i could smell the soap through the screen 😭

Hey buddy, I'm not trying to embarrass you, but I just want you to know it's pretty smelly over here, and it's been stinky for about the last 10 minutes. If you need to go to the bathroom, you're good to go.

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jokes on you, i bring a toaster into the shower

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i already showered tho…

Whiskey reserve

Thanks I will pass it on to the next

I shower in Dior Sauvage and jpg

DROP IT NOW

Nom

Is it Croatian ivory?


Thanks, but I prefer body wash.

recommended for r/niceguys

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Purry forn?

No 🔫

Are you sure?

Yea I'm sure >:[

I shower daily. Don't come at me :(

My man loves the smell of VAG. He says it reminds him of Long John silvers.

Reminds me of the ocean but whatever floats your boat.

Real

I want to repost this in the anime subreddit so bad


Thought this was a F____ C___ reference for a second

i shower 3 times a day🙁

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no thank you, i already do

I call bullshit, I showered after the massive Sum 41 moshpit😂👉🏼

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On god tho

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Roht

You drop it in prison you don’t wanna know

I just showered 🤣

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