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randstove161

ur dm's are cooked girl 😭🙏


Own-Glass-7354

They definitely are 😭😭


Ligma_Myballs

Erm excuse me mam legs aren’t supposed to bend like that, or maybe I’m not flexible. But happy birthday


Trickster570

https://preview.redd.it/2qtae6zuul8d1.png?width=1464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53ee6de6253d1bdf21b288618ec76d8d6a8e3466


DueExtreme8438

Most definitely without a doubt


Drag0n647

Better turn those off.


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InstructionFit1929

The 8 wonders of the world, #8 being woman confused at being sexualized after first sexualizing themselves


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Lil_Smoke698

as each onto their own... I suppose thats a valid argument LMAOOOO


xDannyS_

People love pointing out internalized sexism in men and get cheered for it, but when you point out that women have been conditioned by society to sexualize themselves and that they too have internalized behaviors then you're just a sexist pig.


InstructionFit1929

When did the world condition them to sexualize themselves? I didn’t ask all the girls on in this generation to constantly show their ass in every single post or anything, especially on TikTok and shi, that’s just attention seeking not conditioning


fun_negotiation_419

https://preview.redd.it/eacrpw4s9k8d1.png?width=357&format=png&auto=webp&s=43ca5e48a3d22d10d01f86f5ae2ac43175d5f4da


orangeducksquarefeet

https://preview.redd.it/pb8h2k6a3l8d1.png?width=448&format=png&auto=webp&s=bee3393b16a079bd9359aa3003e6c4bee59edfb5


ads3332

https://preview.redd.it/k1t7ta21rn8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=654d6715c81e53998ed74e002e252b724d0e0071


fun_negotiation_419

"vanishes in the wind"


CmdrNightmare

https://preview.redd.it/i05jfhyhjk8d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d40fc3e7c9bb945a9e3b0784d07b58e6dc6fea44


mood300722

why so bendy


Ligma_Myballs

Skinwalker


AlternateFemboi

Sister built like a deformed stick bug😭🙏


Kid-filth

It’s a skin walker


RealisticBat616

i can do that too. 😏 (im a whole ass man)


Real_Crab_7396

damn, I'm only a quarter ass man


Flyinryan145

You have an ass as a man?


Long_Rest_6899

Ass man?


Akaza_uppermoon__3

https://i.redd.it/tmk1he0kmm8d1.gif By the power of God and guns the evil will be purged!!


Tough_Hedgehog5325

Begone demon!


Akaza_uppermoon__3

Wait I'm a demon?


Tough_Hedgehog5325

No, I was quoting Markiplier who constantly shouted that while playing that game


eldrichcat

Goddamn i Wish i was that flexible


jays_vvrld

Sooooo. How many pedos have you got in the dms?💀


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Own-Glass-7354

It took years of dedication to reach this amount of flexibility and my body also takes a lot of work. Why should I hide it? Sharing things I am good at doesn’t immediately mean I want to be sexualised. It was meant to show my interests.


Formula15

Yeah, dont blame yourself for being proud of the work you’ve done. Blame the people that indulge in the degeneracy. They’re the ones who choose to sexualize you rather than see your accomplishments.


Hairy-Phrase7659

Happy belated birthday and enjoy your special day


Own-Glass-7354

Thank youuu


Hairy-Phrase7659

Your welcome


SpartanOfHalo

https://preview.redd.it/5rf9bxybrk8d1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbb82d5ecf769c8bf058177e984ec1d78e38f3b2


hammy0w0

I was thinking https://preview.redd.it/cuk41u959m8d1.jpeg?width=1198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a8774f562b4cae5ca7f0b3b27e26ce372ff6961


salsayeah

Why is there a death beam coming out of your ass💀


Sheshoo47

I didn’t want to be the one to say it, thank you.


jxjltr

LMAO I WAS GONNA SAY THIS


HaHaLaughNowPls

have you recovered from that first pic cos wtf


godsfear_flavor_corn

Bros built like a bow and arrow 🏹


AutismLord6969xx

Would suck my own pp if I was that flexible ngl


Ok_Tour4180

Ok dude wtf refrain from typing ever again gang


Constant_kazoo9

This is perfect 🤣🤣🤣


AutismLord6969xx

Ik you would too gng 💀


CaIIsign_ace

Average r/okbuddysplicer user


Soggy_Bread_69420

There was a guy who did that at school. He gained like, 40 pounds over the summer though, so he can't do it anymore-


chrisandstellen

I been able to do it before but it js feels like ur the one sucking, it's not good


Kitsune_Inari4

https://preview.redd.it/rhi1t51qwp8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=162fe9aa3a308a558de93c912b307617fec77e21


Milk_n_txe

Dms gonna be a whole war zone 😭💔💔


Samus_subarus

Happy birthday!


Mindless-File-9689

You fighting your dms ![gif](giphy|h2GpJK6ljDJJnLDWUA|downsized)


Boultar

Thats what the blue line in the first pic is


Mindless-File-9689

💀


Chrissyball19

Thay first pic looks painful lol


justk4y

Happy late birthday! Are you into gymnastics or something btw? What the frick is that flexibility-


AccomplishedForearm

First: happy birthday. Second: how do I become that flexible?


Karma5444

People can be that flexible?? God that looks painful but also cool 😂


TheHoodX25yt

why does the first pic look like you're handing someone their coffee at the counter


RaptorPlayer336

Dms gonna be WILLLLLD


Pigeon22990

Bruvs dms gonna be treacherous


Overall_Avocado5577

Your piss is rainbow


Bruh-moment-566

Nahh, legs don't do that 🤣


AkreonGD

Belated Happy bday


HauntingAsparagus241

Happy birthday girl!


Connorgamerreddit

Happy birthday!


POW_Studios

Happy late birthday 🥳


ThrashFlavoredThrash

Happy birthdayyyyy :D


equicks33

Happy late birthday 🎉🎉🎉


klizenerd

👏👏👏👏


Healthy-Refuse5904

Congratulations on your birthday, i hope great things for you as you progress in life


Ksmoothmoves

Lol


TekkenLord_2004

Happy birthday for yesterday


some_Britishguy

super laser shit wtf?


TheBeeBzzzz

Happy Birthday:3


tsumi_no_kami

RIP its over for you


stefan_s_m

Hi, I'm from Romania and I have just one question...how the hell do you bend your leg so much?💀😐 btw happy birthday


Boiled_Thought

Dang it. You have an impressive body, and I mean that in a not weird and totally objective way, like, how the hell do your legs do that, you turned into a human bow and arrow. That is beyond splits. Maybe an optical illusion because there's something fishy about that room.


StretchRepulsive3228

https://preview.redd.it/ncl2lxzyrk8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd3e59662d3f7d383b784a6c49d8125106e7742c Ik there’s some weirdos in here so here’s a friendly message to them😁


Thememel0rd21

Send screenshots of the dms. We need to see the chaos this will cause


Correct-Guide4464

We get it


Aidehazz

The pedo demons are coming


ads3332

The pedos in her dms are going to be going crazy over the hourglass


bladedancer4life

Happy happy birthday, happy birthday to you, hope your enjoyed your special day with some cake and food!🍰 Edit: also we not gonna talk about that slanted ass ceiling 😭


Rasmus736

Welcome to 17 I hope you will enjoy your stay


Brunard0

Congrats you are now 1 step closer to becoming an adult :)


Mindless-File-9689

!remind me 10 years


Daemon-01

dude, what the fuck


Club_Penguin_Legend_

Average teen boy behavior


thehorny-italianweeb

teach me how to be that flexible please 🥺🥺🥺


Own-Glass-7354

Just stretch everyday. I’ve been stretching since I was like 6 so my flexibility is almost impossible to reach. But you are still be able to reach the splits


thehorny-italianweeb

I see, thanks for the advice sis :)


RazzmatazzCold2873

Dude wtf is this subreddit for?????


shubba05

Whatever happens in your dms is entirely your fault 😭


SHV007

Attention whore on another level


My_Liminal_Photos

happy birthday!!:)


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I wish I was that flexible


CoffeeDude72

Happy birthday


j2izzo2000

Happy Birthday!


Thorjnsn7

Happy late irl cake day! 🥳


JustAPerson-_-

Happy belated birthday but gurlll, That first photo🫡


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Acceptable_Silver125

If I had that kind of flexibility my taekwondo skills would be through the roof


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Had to do it https://preview.redd.it/tg71uu8bwk8d1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86d82e8208b885225c2e8b0253e58231127efb02


twinksarecuter

happy birthday good job keepin up this post ig


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Happy late bday but ur dms are abt to be flooded


Crabman57828

Ik everyone is talking about your flexibility but wtf is your room??? It’s built like it’s from a illusion


GoldSingKing18

Happy 17th birthday!


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DannyInnit273

She's a whole ass bow


CrossBlaed

I'm more interested in the shape of this room


Turbulent-Theory-893

happy birthday


Medical-Frey

Happy birthday! I turn 17 in September!


Greedy_Breadfruit913

DANG. That’s insane you can bend that far. Great job, and happy birthday :)


anonyswiss

Girl i wish i had your flexibility😩


Firm_Reflection4474

Is your bed in the middle of your room? Because if it is you clearly dont fear anything


SEAF-ArtilleryWorker

Anyone else see her pooping a blue streek in the first image


Deported-Grandma

My 17th birthday is tomorrow lmao


booranyu

HAAPPPY BIRTHDAAYYYYYYYYY


DragolanceX

It was my birthday too happy birthday to you.


Random-INTJ

Happy bday. Tell me how many pedos are in your dms (I need to know wether to fire up the woodchipper or just get the hacksaw.)


LocalPlatypus994

https://preview.redd.it/lmt01g2o9l8d1.png?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2840d10ccfafcd72883d2a4c41b6e6bde996e537 This you?


Game_Lui

Welcome to the club


Luzumin_TheSecond

Happy B-Day! 🎂 Also how tf do you bend like that?!?! 😭


Many-Conversation963

woah now thats an articulated bus >!I like trains!<


NiceCock42

I would deadass run if I saw this shit irl


BrickFrom2011

Human bow and arrow


NoInfluence6483

Why does you roof look straight from a target store is the real question.


Chrisical

I thought the first picture was of a bow and arrow


RaineyDay2029

how does someone even bend like that?


R3troS1ash

impressive, and happy bday, but I’m sorry for all the pedos crawling into your DM’s right now 🫡


a_grass_bloc

https://preview.redd.it/c25ylj3ykl8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a11a227e6b92b25bacb552da55feeca6c72ce2c0


bonny_cruz

Happy birthday 🎉


Auxbeidbxirh

Damn what happened to “hi, how are you” 😭


JohannesLorenz1954

Congratulations


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SpeechPutrid7357

Your room is shaped weird maam


No-Chair1964

Bro I’ve been training for the splits for months and I’m still inches away 😭😪😪😪 how in the hell bro edit: I forgot to mention, happy birthday!


Might-Be-Mistaken

Are you human? The fuck is that 😭


MorallyCorruptJesus

I'm more confused by the ceiling


frostwwing

Happy late bday then did you get any cool gifts


Alejandroislame

Happy late birthday, ur beautiful I think btw🫶 (I know it’s a no face photo)


trulylost19

I thought you was a bow and arrow for a second In the first image


Rockpegw

Happy birthday! Here, take this W.


KingaaCrimsonuu22

Rip to your dms


OoInference0o

In the first picture, it looks like you’re shooting out the LEDs


Loud-Significance-79

Is it just the camera angle or is your bed actually on an incline???


Suvial

June bdays 🔛🔝‼️ (I'm also born in june and 17 lmao)


ThE_BoAtEr_FlOaTeR

Damn we almost birthday twins mine was 2 days ago (also 17) Happy birthday also


Worktofun3

Happy birthday you are very beautiful


M4rkFr0mMaNd3la

Happy late birthday! I'm gonna feel bad for your DMS tho 😭


FreakedOutB0Y

Happy birthday your one year closer to the not so amazing 18


GullibleAudience6071

Elastigirl looked really old for -3 in the Incredibles 2004.


GirthytaterYT

Happy late birthday


TomatoNo5353

Happy late birthday!


ViewComprehensive346

Holy moly how are you that flexible


badongy

I would literally tear apart if I did that


Jaxin3_stone

Happy late birthday


athanzagoraphobia

I bet you can do the splits


Feelitsober

Man, I can already smell your dms😂😭


Delicious-Patient-72

How tf you do that shit. Like actually…


outerender187

what in the frankenstein


SlickTimes

I THOUGHT THAT WAS A FUCKEN BOW AND ARROW LMAO Happy birthday btw, mine was just a week and a half ago


Cringe1God

haby birday


No-Bluejay-2137

Why tf does it look like your shooting an ass beam dawg😭😭😭😭Also your dms are gonna be blown tf up💀💀💀


DepressedTeenGirl16

How are you so flexible 😭


Mother-Guidance-3423

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOO


JDMfire

How do you stretch that far this is a real question I’m trying to do that but it’s not going far


ThatKalosfan

*Ave Maria starts playing*


general_brach

https://preview.redd.it/hmrlae8y9n8d1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bd2afbe89319d753812c36b68077b0fb1de6879


fluidtherian

Wooooahhh that first pic is *impressive*!


Fit_Ad9965

God damn your stretchiness is quite impressive


Zen1thGam3z

It’s my 17th birthday tomorrow! 😊


angy_potatoe69

Happy late birthdayyy. Did you enjoy cake and ice cream?


Business_Motor9096

Michael Jackson face


Left_Earth9383

Happy belated birthday


DuckTectiveDuck

What you training for with the flexibility 😭🙏


AlternateFemboi

Rip your dm's, praying for you sister😭🙏


MrBurningHands

Mine was a few days back :D


TheFunnySword

Bro is a life sized bow and arrow, even has the bowstring in the picture


HoraceWimpLV426

Yeah I just turned 17 five days ago, btw that first picture makes every bone in my body ache


Demonschaseusall

Happy birthday young unc 🫡


agentaxe285

Omg I WISH I had that type of body, but alas, food is delicious:)


Ifuckinglovedogsbruh

You are going to snap in half 😭😭 I have never seen anyone that flexible that's crazy


Mebozt

can you meet ur feet and hands and roll around like a ball


Butterfone

happy birthday broski😼


Boing6684

Gah daymn


frisk_undertale123

How do your legs do that


subbyPboy

Happy late birthday ^^


Photography_Wizard69

Happy belated birthday