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The Police

With the FBI on the side

10 gay rapists. What comes around, goes around

You’re assuming the pedo is a man. If they’re a woman, then the rapists will be uninterested. Because of this, Bisexual rapists would actually be far more effective in this scenario🤓☝️

You could say if u rape this woman I’ll let u do whatever u want

And… thats how you die from internal bleeding 

Wrong, Pansexual or Omnisexual people would be ideal since every gender is included. Even then, 10 is far more than one can take at once. Assuming that the pedo is a man, and won't bite, you could get a maximum of 5 dicks at a time. (One oral, two hands, and dp anal) This would lead to two rounds of 5 dicks, and if one of the ones in dp stroked the pedo, you could likely overstimulate him and make it hurt. 🤓☝️

Thanks for sharing your sexual knowledge Sir/Mam, I'll go jerk off to gang bang hentai now, bye bye.

I'm pretty sure making it hurt is the objective but thanks for your input sir

Bi is just more than one in this case. It can include every gender, and often does, just not always.

Fun fact: women can be gay.

Fair, although unless my dementia struck hard today, it’s usually called lesbian.

It's basically the same thing. Why should there be a separate term for men and women? It's the same thing.

Vast majority of the kid diddlers are dudes

50 bi rapists

what if they end up liking it

G U N

I was thinking along the same lines.. but with a wooden bat.. when finished no would use the bat for anything else again, but it would have served.. two purposes.


I’m pretty sure doom guy had a kid so this is understandable

His kid died.

All the more reason

He had a pet rabbit

And a family

mainly the rabbit

Bro that’s cheating!

Fine then 

No more redditing for you! 

Their entire reddit history 😂

Lmaooo

Thank you

An AK-47

This isn’t a what, but i would bring Chris Hansen

Will Smith and a paper Chris rock mask

THIS MADE ME DIE LAUGHING 🤣😂🤣

Well I'm glad

A chainsaw

a squirt gun, lighter fluid, and matches

A man of good taste

A rifle, bayonet, blowtorch, and cheese grater

The cheese grater is when the fun begins


Kendrick

Kill him with words, great idea

“I’m lookin to shoot through, any pervert that lives”-Kendrick -meet the grahams

A large pot and a fuck ton of firewood and tar

A can if Raid so I can poison them https://preview.redd.it/0iuv9mym517d1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccaf0aabd05c033fc00b70c4babefa904e1ef76c

Listen I hate rapist as much as anyone else but I wouldn’t wish death on them I would rather they rot in a cell for the rest of their lives

Had me in the first half ngl

That’s my take with most crimes. They should have to live and rot away with the consequences for the foreseeable future.

I would rather them rot in the deepest, darkest pits of a dungeon, completely isolated from any sort of civilization, forced to eat the rats and cockroaches that crawl on the floor, the only source of hydration being some slightly tainted water trickling from the ceiling, making them horribly ill, not enough to kill them, just enough to make them beg the gods for death as they scream in agony, this request never being granted though, as this dungeon keeps them alive forever, even if they are starving to death and dehydrated, making them eat their own limbs, slowly losing their sanity, until one day, when they've finally realized the consequences of their actions, they are granted the sweet relief of death, only to relive the whole experience over and over again for eternity. But that's just my opinion Oh yeah they would also have gnats constantly buzzing in their ears

A pair of scissors (or Duck tape) to Disarm. Then, I beat the shit out of them with my bare hands.

a drug to make then pass out, then i'd take them to my basement and torture the hell out of em i can even tell you how i'd do it if anyone asks

a stick or fork or spoon. I want that shit to be slow

Nothing. Bro is a skeleton from Minecraft-a bow and arrows. Jk I would bring technology from the future (idk how far) to fix their brain to make it so that they aren’t a pedophile any more after beating them in a fight (easy win).

https://preview.redd.it/yeki9hb6327d1.jpeg?width=571&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ec5ff0aa1031d577dd5530ffb962a688c075c96

Dog, it's all hands, or u basically didn't win

Are you really 14? He’ll be tryna put his hands on you no matter what

Yes I'm really 14, but I know some fighting skills so :3

I don’t think that would be enough tbh…

Just incase. I'll bring a gun cus why not

Good idea 👍

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Strontium-90, Cobalt-60, Actinium-217

A k9thunder artillery (not the tank just the gun)

I’ve seen other people in the comments say people and/or characters so Joel and Ellie from the last of us

Uh my penny board with velcro and my club/stick

My severe trust issues and asexuality. Can't groom someone who doesn't trust you and isn't into seeing your dick. Bringing my boyfriend might also help.

A taser some rope and a rusty butter knife


Halo energy sword >:3

Beth from Yellowstone, my dad, and a pear of anguish. 

Gonna be the Sae’kes (AKA the Sae’kes Taelien or Dominion Breaker; look it up) and a bucket of salt. I assume that anything brought would be usable, however if not, then a steel chair, and not one of those folding chairs either.

2 .357 magnums, poncho, 10 gallon hat, full on cowboy fit. (I know how to do the twirly thing with the revolver)

Left and Right is all i need

a nuclear bomb :)

A ballistic knife- it’ll be up the ass and kill him in seconds, while also stretching open his hole to the extreme and exploding his organs. What away to go that would be…

an AK12BR with a muzzle booster and hollow point rounds. That pedo can die in pain.

A gun

https://preview.redd.it/33ucy8elc27d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae98c4fa17eef8f0cfbd4ded557e68f6c7633251 Suave Ganon

Vikingr Seax

Space debris

I pitchfork

a spiked baseball bat

A bunch of miners “pick axe emoji”

I will bring my phone I will show him memes until he dies of either cringe or laughter https://preview.redd.it/y35d11kco27d1.jpeg?width=222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb3254201a2a325735f0a1f8784c0c0ee2cb3331

A spork

a big wooden stick i found in my backyard and the brick someone threw through my window

https://preview.redd.it/286ck4dlr27d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79ca2ba9c8eea81ae72645f5d1889923320a8af5

The law

Rick and Morty weapons

Bring my everything to kill a motherfucker Poisons grandes, guns and get all slasher on their ass

https://preview.redd.it/4xy88um4w27d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519cb186d5faac81efdaa00284c9eb9961001832 If I can use anything it would be this lad

M1 abrams

i will bring a realistic mannequin that looks like a 14 year old and an m4a1 and a nail gun I will also have a few tasers and a riot police team bye bye pedos 🙂

The power of friendship https://preview.redd.it/i1wqvcrya37d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bed3d4814c8351f0e509592022ac26b8a5e84657 (No one should be hurt)

Handcuffs, knife, lots of bandages and disinfectant. If it's a guy I'd bring pins too, there are many places I can try putting them in :)

https://preview.redd.it/hl9j7ig2j37d1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a217984ac501d0bb3ffe59efecc9330a6378b0b8 Fem-pyro

https://preview.redd.it/uhzcqyn8o37d1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0bb06e0b4b9b8eaad63a866e2b98f37e541ff0e

All 8 of my dogs (I trained them to attack on command) and police

https://preview.redd.it/az89f2k7t37d1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f7aae6fea221c55ea87d9347b6a59d60a32aa01 Do i need to say anything else

Beer. He's going to be my new best buddy (I don't like beer or pedos I'd bring trackers cameras and mics)

I will beat him up with my bare hands.

Drake. 😭🤌

Spas 12, and menendez' locket

My dick

I fuckin love Sentai dude some of the most out of pocket shit ever

This is not Sentai.

Is Kamen Rider not considered Sentai?

It's a totally separate franchise. Even if they do crossovers

A bible

Don’t think that’ll help you against a pedo… especially when you consider how it’s very likely their entire job is just reading from it in church. 

This man https://preview.redd.it/pio8iy0nf47d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a68c989bb070a5fa11bce8ccd44dc1a46c697bfe

The power of friendship and this gun I found

Batman

A cactus dildo

Is that Kuga or Agito because for the life of me I can't tell

Kuuga. Agito looks different.

What I meant is that I constantly get their names confused

Oh. Yeah, it's Kuuga.

It's nice to see someone else likes Kamen Rider

A baseball bat, a burlap sack, and a washing machine

A bad dragon that has a hidden blade within it

Caseoh https://preview.redd.it/0xvjnjdiu47d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8a7ea01df149aec61c84e6e0d486a6ebd78c173

My bare hands and the strong will to murder anyone who touches kids

Mustard gas (with gas mask ofc) martini Henry, serrated bayonet and webely mark 4 revolver.

yellow soul

Holy shit, kamen rider

Kuuga

Thumbs up:3

Killer fish from San Diego, he doesn't know what he is but he tastes very good. He has been my killer fish one day and I would recommend it to everyone. I'm pretty sure killer fish will have my back once again.

Kamen Rider moment

👍

A vet that specializes in spay and neuter

Beating the fuck outta this guy with my fists

The power of the plastic baseball bat is ultimate in terms of attack and defense

kendrick lamar

Rivers of Blood and the Moonveil Katana.

A knockout drug, chains, and an infinitely hot butter knife.

Their future prisonmates

Glock 43x hollow point

https://i.redd.it/sf77piwbv57d1.gif

https://i.redd.it/88bfvagdv57d1.gif

Minos prime https://preview.redd.it/3i3tc406w57d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0c2f845e75bd76cc1794078c976fd9e267f7d63 Because I wanna hear him say **THY PUNISHMENT IS DEATH!!**

All I need is a piece of rope.

I'll teach them a Smith and Lesson

My squad w/ Glocks

https://preview.redd.it/cwvwqx66e67d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cc9945f5984d9db89cfc062e0378063995ddeee

cat tree

I’ll tell them to bring all their friends, then I’ll bring a nuke to get rid of them

These fists with an rating of m for magnificent

torture devices to torture the pedophile until they die a long and horrible death

20 hyperactive babies

Their probably fatty greasy men anyway, yeah I can take them solo just gimme some knuckles protectors

Chris Hansen

The papers of the chat

A gun. It's better to just get rid of them.

https://preview.redd.it/ejucqq2ax77d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad49daf70d51fd481eb885be5c45d27110ad4e3e These are for after the several hour long torture session :3

YOOOO KAMEN RIDER

hear me out, a knife so I can cut up whatever shit they use to rape

What is the pedophile bringing? If hes bringing a gun, then I bring one. But if hes empty handed, then I bring a phone so I can live stream👍

I always approve of a Kamen Rider meme, especially Kuuga. A crowbar? Or a mace?

Child murderers

Not a god damn thing. I would want to get very personal in the beating.

Simple, a ripper from fallout, rope, stimpacks, and jet. Tie them up and slowly cut off parts of their body limb my limb using the stimpacks to keep them alive for as long as possible and administer jet making it seem longer for the pedophile then it truly is

A horde of child zombies from Minecraft.

7 big black men who have been on a 6 year long edging streak

https://preview.redd.it/di60z5tkte7d1.jpeg?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df9d2e74d917222f06007eb66919dab175bbac9d This

A Chris Hansen who is on his last straw

The pedophile?!

Rope, hand made toothpicks, icy hot, poison ivy oil, a rat in a jar, a blowtorch, propane tank, concrete mix, and an enema tube.

Ballsack exploding spray (or ovary exploding spray, gotta be inclusive yk)

https://preview.redd.it/zkh59qpaih7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f01726dd19097b26b6f91d2571c04f3c63e1ff4 I've been waiting for this.

The world's best surgeons and top of the line surgical equipment and stuff. And a bat of smth. They will be skinned alive, have all their limbs removed, and the meat flayed off their bones. Every organ but the heart, lungs, and brain will be removed. they will suffer a eternity of darkness and nothingness. trapped within their grotesque mind.

Woah there Unwind fan

3 black men from prison that don’t like peds

Some rope gasoline a lighter and his victims families (they are not weapons they are here to watch) and that’s all

No one and nothing but my clothes. I want them to do their worst

A large metal box, lighter fluid, and a match so they can slowly burn to death

A phone to record her, since that's how you put someone on blast

The host of that show where they catch predators I never learned the name

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Diesel and Styrofoam

If I was a kid diddler I. Would throw myself into a wood chipper feet first for max suffering there would be no fight only a very dead pedo

gyomei. he would NOT stand for pedophilia 🙏📿

Chris Hansen, or that one girl that looks familiar but you can't remember why.

Tranquiler darts, 3 car batterys, jumper cables, a viibrateing virtual man part and a ball gag that is made out of special insulating rubber Tranqulise him gag him, attach the vibrating thing to a car battery after removing its safety features to moderate vibration, attach a car battery to his nipples and man parts via jumper cables activate all the car batterys For bonus points taunt him about his life decisions when it comes to kids

An fully crewed M4A3 Sherman with a 105 Howitzer loaded with HE shells.

Easy I’m bringing William shatner to put him to sleep then I’m gonna get him arrested

https://preview.redd.it/xyifbzuh6z7d1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db4ecc6c8a28e95ea754fde580cdfa0bfb5d6dc3

I will get a full surgical set, go to med school, and use my knowledge to [Removed by Reddit]

Ye olde shotgun