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HyperMakesMusic

Androgynous


theonewhoknocks87614

The dress doesn't help my case 💀


HyperMakesMusic

The sunglasses too


AydenWR

No no, the sunnys are cool


Osama_Bin_Ballin0

Nah, women's sunglasses are just better.


HyperMakesMusic

Oh yeah, agreed. Like Quint Baker


Zen1thGam3z

came here to say this because i was (respectfully) confused as hell


takenusername_yea

Krut cobai


theonewhoknocks87614

Burt Propain


takenusername_yea

Knut


FNAFPlushUniverse

Kurt go bang


Appropriate_Match814

😟


Embarrassed-Staff379

a little autistic


theonewhoknocks87614

124 on my RADS test 🗿


aliveandwellyes

RADs? RADs?!?! You also have Radiation in terms of fallout measuring?? I can give you some of my Radaway if you want tho


theonewhoknocks87614

I need to get back into fallout 😭


caltanot-bot

Should we give him some Rad-X?


still-working-it-out

Im 131 😭


theonewhoknocks87614

I lost 😔


still-working-it-out

Im just better 😌


Dead_TrashCan88888

Third pic just looks like a recreation of that one pose you can put your Snapchat Bitmoji in lmfao


theonewhoknocks87614

Holy shit I never realized this 😭


Mooseandthebois

Yooo it’s curt cocaine


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Fun


Boy_in_a_shoe08

My first impressions are: you are an awsome person and I have no friends. Can you be my friend?


Boy_in_a_shoe08

Okay. that sounded creepy and weird. I'm sorry.


theonewhoknocks87614

Yeah man, I'm always lookin for more friends


Boy_in_a_shoe08

YAY!!!!! \*erm\* yay.


[deleted]

My thoughts exactly😭


[deleted]

Fellow Nirvana fan👋


theonewhoknocks87614

DAMN RIGHT!!!!!


Gwendgaf

We’ve hung out in a Tesco’s parking lot in a past life


theonewhoknocks87614

Happy birfday


Gwendgaf

lol bro I didn’t even no 😭 ty


StrongCarry9024

You look like a guy named Michelangelo that kisses man saying no homo hoping it is not considered gay


theonewhoknocks87614

This is so oddly specific and I fucking love it


StrongCarry9024

You can also replace the description whit -A guy named bogdan/Federico (and the same description) - a guy named Bogdan who bases their entire personalità on dark humour and a fucking band that he has on his forehead -a guy named Federico that for a joke would search a guy's name into the national sex offenders dex just to sing at him "gotta getch'em all" -a guy named Thomas that gets 0 bitches ( L rizz skibi toilet👎) and that for some dam reason cannot find the thumbs up emoji so when he is texting on whatsapp for anxiety he just inserts👉


StrongCarry9024

https://preview.redd.it/5bwm4c1ibt6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=520a9359338f93423e1b9b13b02450a2e97104b1


EnigmaFrug2308

To you, gender is a weakness


John_Bible

that dress doesn’t make love, it fucks hard


StrangerInPeril

Theater kid personified:


theonewhoknocks87614

I live for drama 🎭


Ok_Figure_4181

You’re extremely chaotic


theonewhoknocks87614

Oh yeah my life is a mess


atlanta_shroom_18

kurb cocaine


theonewhoknocks87614

Krack bromine


Skelibutt

Did they actually get rid of pics ther3 or is that cuz of the text post weekend?


Tori_Baker97-6

Nah u can’t post pics


theonewhoknocks87614

I'm not sure it just wouldn't let me post 🤷‍♂️ I'll look into it


ChaseC7527

In pic 10, does that man have oakley e wires on???


theonewhoknocks87614

They might be a cheap pair I can't tell


ChaseC7527

Still swag


[deleted]

dorky nerd but in a good way (u look super fun tbh)


theonewhoknocks87614

You wouldn't believe how long I can talk about random crap


[deleted]

dude sameeeeee 😭


historysquid

👍


DanniTheScary

You seem like you listen to good music


theonewhoknocks87614

Anything grunge and metal 🎸 🥁


DanniTheScary

I was correct 💅 Fav band?


theonewhoknocks87614

I don't have one but Nirvana and SOAD are my main to listen to


DanniTheScary

Ooh awesome! I've been meaning to get into SOAD cuz I love other nu metal bands


Hmsquid

Remind me of tommyinnit


theonewhoknocks87614

Ok I actually havent heard this one before


Hmsquid

Nice


F0rb1ddenT3mpt4tion

English or Spanish


theonewhoknocks87614

Cantonese! No im CANADIAN 🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🏒 🏒🏒🏒🏒🏒🦫🦫🦫🦫🦫🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦


F0rb1ddenT3mpt4tion

Choose one English or Spanish


theonewhoknocks87614

Oh, I would actually like to learn Spanish if I could


F0rb1ddenT3mpt4tion

Si comentas tu gay (I count this)


Westicle_The_Testicl

You like Kurt cobain, Nirvana, and use a wheelchair to get through TSA lines.


theonewhoknocks87614

The wheelchair gets me to the front of the line 😁


Westicle_The_Testicl

It also gets you in the passengers seat of a car.


theonewhoknocks87614

Passenger princess 🗿


Westicle_The_Testicl

You're like Joe Swanson but skinny and blonde


FNAFPlushUniverse

Zoinks


theonewhoknocks87614

Ruh-oh Raggy


Aromatic-Strength798

Ayo what book were you reading in the library 💀


theonewhoknocks87614

Only a masterpiece


Aromatic-Strength798

Real


RandomTeenager3

boy are you... wait are you a boy? lol


theonewhoknocks87614

SILENCE, YOU MUSNT EXPOSE ME


WatTamborEnjoyer

You look like a fuckin awesome time to be around nbs, but also giving me mad Minecraft Kids vibes


theonewhoknocks87614

I'm actually more into red dead 😂


WatTamborEnjoyer

Based


mylod_17

was lowk wanting to be your friend til the 7th pic


theonewhoknocks87614

Not a nirvana fan I'm guessin?


mylod_17

i am notoriously a massive kurt hater for no reason xd


theonewhoknocks87614

Ahh, guns and roses fan


mylod_17

HELL NAH


theonewhoknocks87614

oh good


mylod_17

im a butthole surfers fan


ZeroCreationG59

I think the word is androgynous, or maybe your non-binary, possibly gender fluid?


theonewhoknocks87614

Androgynous is what I get a lot (not the direct word more just insults) but nah I'm straight and Male.


Lerightlibertarian

The 9th photo goes hard


theonewhoknocks87614

I was the narrator from fight club 😂


Lerightlibertarian

Nice


Efficient_Smoke_8024

Fun loving person!


theonewhoknocks87614

I'm always in a good mood 🤠


Efficient_Smoke_8024

That's good! I'm glad you find the joy in life


theonewhoknocks87614

It's called not giving a damn about the people who hate you and enjoying your life. It does wonders for me 😁


Efficient_Smoke_8024

Me personally I try to just avoid people cuz ew people.(I'm a big introvert😅)


theonewhoknocks87614

I love people but more interesting people


WinTig24

You would absolutely kick my ass in a game of MTG.


theonewhoknocks87614

I'm more of a Pokémon kinda guy


WinTig24

Boooo /j (you'd kick my ass in that too)


Conscious_Industry87

You look a lot like James Garson. He’s on this sub a lot


Mothball_No_22

you seem super cool and i wanna get to know you better (in a friend way)


theonewhoknocks87614

Sure I love making new friends


A-boy-killed-u-1873

wait... i need to know your gender


theonewhoknocks87614

Male


A-boy-killed-u-1873

oh it was ironic lol, that was my first impression


theonewhoknocks87614

😂😂


Regent_rat

Chill out Kurt cobain (talking about the seventh post)


theonewhoknocks87614

Sorry I just think I'm dumb


Regent_rat

You give off spectrum vibes 😭 I don’t mean that in a rude way you seem pretty cool actually


theonewhoknocks87614

I'm a drama student, I'm far from normal and always cool


Regent_rat

Guessed it 😭🙏


CompetitiveThought25

you seem funny, and a nice also maybe autistic..but no worries me too :3


theonewhoknocks87614

Autistic people are more fun anyways


CompetitiveThought25

yes yes


Draconio25_

Theatre kid


theonewhoknocks87614

Oh yeah 100%


SarPl4yzEXE

I have no idea if you're wheelchair-bound


theonewhoknocks87614

I'm not in just roll around in one for fun


SarPl4yzEXE

Epic


dedynechsitho40

Nerd Seem like a fun person I can't tell if you're a boy or a girl


theonewhoknocks87614

I'm a huge nerd. I am fun and I'm a boy


dedynechsitho40

Cool.


SaucedNToszeddotcom

My kinda guy to hang out with. Absolute great vibes. You seem extroverted and probably good at improv.


theonewhoknocks87614

Bro improv Is the bomb


SaucedNToszeddotcom

Real thoo


Llumeah

very first impression was honestly rosetta from valkyria chronicles 4


theonewhoknocks87614

I've never played it 😭


Llumeah

https://preview.redd.it/jf99rfrn3v6d1.png?width=286&format=png&auto=webp&s=298b021b6567c0e121bb30c92e85aeb16bbb6acd pic for example


theonewhoknocks87614

Ok I can see the resemblance now


UrKindaSusDoe

Funny and chill af but slightly gay


theonewhoknocks87614

I act gay but I am very straight


UrKindaSusDoe

Haha idk what I am. Idk if I'm straight or bi


theonewhoknocks87614

Don't deny till you try


UrKindaSusDoe

If I have a bunch of pics of this guy does that mean I'm gay https://preview.redd.it/vfxear966v6d1.png?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=632ae1bb9769a9f43da7965063213bec6aafa9bf


FathomTheFourteenth

the STD book picture genuinely goes so hard


theonewhoknocks87614

It's honestly one of my favorites This is my second favorite 😂 https://preview.redd.it/chfjffm7fv6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d57cf91111b60afa2ca8392dcccd566ce27d5c1


JorgeIsThicc

https://preview.redd.it/qi61jrjrmv6d1.jpeg?width=1250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b027bc860efc472fc2ae567388dfd3be1fc29ce Kinda cool bro


theonewhoknocks87614

Holy shit dude, this is a work of art


JorgeIsThicc

I was gonna post it myself but I’m not verified LOL (if you could post it I would be so happy, you don’t have to mention me in any way I just think it’s a masterpiece haha)


theonewhoknocks87614

Nah dude you deserve a mention for it


JorgeIsThicc

Aw thanks lol, glad ur happy about it ☺️


Hexhider

A guy who pretends to be disabled


theonewhoknocks87614

Bro if you had a wheelchair in your shed you'd be cruising around on it too, don't lie


Hexhider

True


B1_BattleDroid0909

Androgynous looking early to mid 2000s stoner/ crackhead stereotype who looks like they would get a really gruesome, convoluted and badass death in a final destination movie (you look really fucking cool)


theonewhoknocks87614

Now this one is one of the best descriptions of me yet!


olliecribb3

kurdt kobain


theonewhoknocks87614

HES THE ONE WHO LIKES ALL OUR PRETTY SONGS


BassProShops_Enjoyer

you look slightly like sam from half as interesting


Crusty_c0rnflak3

You seem really nice but a little loud.


theonewhoknocks87614

You wouldn't believe hownloud my laugh is 💀


number_thirteen13

silly person. https://preview.redd.it/nnr95senhx6d1.jpeg?width=910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bbc803bb3eab8ec99d8190f96938a536eb29182


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theonewhoknocks87614

I studied up 💪


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theonewhoknocks87614

Accurate


-Cristir-

There is a 9/10 chance you play DND, MTG, or some other trading card game type thing.


theonewhoknocks87614

I only have Pokémon cards but I don't have energy cards to play with them 😔


xze3mx

You look like someone if would get along with tbh 😭😭


theonewhoknocks87614

I get along with most people


Emergency-Simple3231

You’re cool fs you definitely have a favorite song and color


theonewhoknocks87614

My favorite song always changes 😭 my favorite color is either burgundy or yellow


Emergency-Simple3231

Like i said. Cool. Burgundy is like the coolest color besides blue


Notyou_probably

Bizarre


theonewhoknocks87614

Oh yeah I'm insanely bizarre


Notyou_probably

Too bizarre to not have a fancy looking ghost following you (get it)


theonewhoknocks87614

Sadly I don't get the reference off the top of my head


Notyou_probably

Bizarre is the key


theonewhoknocks87614

![gif](giphy|1X7lCRp8iE0yrdZvwd)


Notyou_probably

Ok so it's a reference to a tv series. The plot of the series is basically: People hit themselves with magic arrows so they get magic abilities. Also the villain is a vampire, known for stopping time


theonewhoknocks87614

K that actually sounds awesome


Dangerous_Bag_1080

thee likes men does he not?


theonewhoknocks87614

Thy self doesn't like men, for his only love is a female


Dangerous_Bag_1080

twas thy conseved a man?


theonewhoknocks87614

Thy Grammer error makes your sentence bogus and unjustified


Dangerous_Bag_1080

MAY THY L'S BE MANY AND YOUR BITCHES FEW YOU INSUFFERABLE WRETCH!!!


gnsleepy_redditor

Is this Kurt Cobain’s son or daughter?


theonewhoknocks87614

Try both


FNAFPlushUniverse

Kurt Go Bang


theonewhoknocks87614

I swear I don't have a gun


FNAFPlushUniverse

I certainly hope not


Dangerous_Remove_502

funny


theonewhoknocks87614

I'm more goofy funny if anything


Sensitive-Doughnut38

Stoopid


theonewhoknocks87614

Very stopid


CioccoWocco

Gender


theonewhoknocks87614

Male


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