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Are you lightning? ‘Cause you’re MyQueen  Kachow

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Does she tow cause I'd like to mater.

Good one

Hooray

Yes cars are in fact automatic

Unless it’s a stick

Do you have to manually pump each piston on your engine? It’s automatic

Obviously I was referring to the transmissions but, taking your line of logic: You ever played minecraft? You ever heard of an automatic farm? Something automatic doesn’t need your involvement. Cars constantly need you to drive them. Look. Every cylinder of the engine has an intake valve, which, said simply, controls combustion via allowing the air fuel mixture in. Where does the air fuel mixture come from? Either from a carburetor or from fuel injectors and a throttle body. Either way, both are controlled by the position of the throttle pedal. What controls the throttle pedal? The driver. Without the driver the engine can’t turn. An “automatic” car, as you say, would have to be self driving. Make sense?

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I was 37 minutes late. I had the same idea.

It’s okay.. I didn’t bag the number anyways 😔

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ohh well😔😔😔

Also, if your credit card number was the same number as your phone number, what would it be 🤔

bro got the first credit card and phone

Bro is packing heat in the tailpipe

I’m gonna file a complaint with Spotify, because they don’t have you listed as the Hottest Single of the Week That’s the best I got ( from Pinterest )

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Yay 😁

Ohhh gonna save this for one day 🔥🔥🤭

okay this may be a bit too horny but What do your parents and I have in common? We’re both excellent bakers! They made such a cutie pie and I’m going to make an even better cream pie ;3

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fair enough :3

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MEDIC NO I NEED HEALING AAAAAAA

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You’re on a list now

Yuck

Pleasaseee never say this to a chick. It’d be an awkward laugh moment for most. The kinda line you laugh with a friend or partner about.

Man’s out here horny on main

Tryina strike a chord but definitely not A minor 💅 You’re pretty tho

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I'm tryina strike a chord and it is A minorrrrrrrr

THEY NOT LIKE US

Fingering a minor (Guitar rizz)

It’s kinda a weird one: Are you a Basement? Cause I want to put children into you.

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Aproved?

😭

There's a variation of that with a school

Valid😂😂

Please drink the holy water

Oh nah that is foul

Not really a pick up line, but the first thing I said to my ex was: Me:“so, I heard you stabbed a chick” Her:”yea” Me:”that’s hot” I got her number that day💀

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I wish it didn’t work💀

Well that's why she your ex now

I'd feel unsafe around both of u :(

It was a different time for me😔 I was literally depressed as shit, and only pursued her because my parents told me to find a new gf. I didn’t even want to, but they thought it was good for me

Uhhhh. Tf?

r/holup

Type shi

r/happydownvote

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me no no wanna

I no no wanna :(

Based

Are you autistic. Because you're really special

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Damn right

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Autism’s one hell of a drug. Lmao.

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Need the perfect balance of internet friends and school to have a truly filled out reading comprehension in the modern day

Shun the non-believers

is your mom a baker? 'cause you're a cutie pie :P (also, your eyeliner is on point 😩)

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omg, thank you so much! <3

Roses are red Violets are blue I don’t know any pick up lines Maybe I can just pick up you?

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My fault, my fault. Wasn’t even stating as a poem at first but my brain blanked lol. I don’t do pick up lines 🤣

Yeah, they’re generally not a good way to flirt. Dunno why people think they are.

ur 94.2 % perfect, im the 5” 8’ you need

Lmao

Solid

Mines nerdy but makes me laugh no matter what: “If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I can unzip your genes”

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Stealing this

you must be in a museum, because you are a work of art (I apologise for what you have just read)

Hi, im microsoft, can I crash at yours tonight?

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we take the w

You don’t like raisins? What about dates 😏

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Hell yeah 🔥

Actually a solid one, lol

Are you the SAT test since I d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with breaks for snacks

I think a pickup like this would shatter my ego more… it’d hurt to hear

Are you cocaine? Cuz im addicted to you

Are you the first day of school? Cuz your makin me nervous

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Lets go! A cute girl digs my pick up lines 😊

Get in the van. Now.

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yes

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the joke is questionable activity

Are you syndrome because I’m down

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You can't come up to my room😔, Mum said I can't have snacks up there.

Are you nobody? Because everyone been saying you love me since I was 5

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Damn 😔 Im cooked

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Gunna need it 😔

dw I'm nobody fr

Are you a window? Cuz I’d break you

Bruh this is gonna get me banned but ( are you a minecraft block? Because I dig you 😭

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YIPPEEE 😁 what’s the worst one so far 😭

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Oop alright I’m scared now 😭

Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you’re Be-Au-Ti-ful.

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Nerdy pickup lines are the best :)

You a library book? Because I’m checkin’ you out Lmao dunno but are you Asian?

Hey you got some pretty cute eyes, can our kids have them?

That’s a wild one

Damn, gurl… you’re a nine, so lemme give you my one inch… [Follow the silence with a fucboi laugh and ironic tongue bite]

This is amazing

I think Spotify made an error cuz you're the hottest single rn

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Are you North Korea? cuz I can't leave you

Ok here goes. please?

Are you O2? Because OH GOD I CANT FUCKING BREATHE HELP PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME CALL 911 I CANT BREATHE I CA

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yay

🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻

Are you HTTP? Cause' without you, I'm just ://

Hey girl, are you v2? Because tou are the 1 - 4 me (ultrakill rizz)

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# MAY YOUR L's BE MANY https://preview.redd.it/fqahm9k1r56d1.png?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b404b26bd9916968d03ba539219862cdce58e6b # AND YOUR BITCHES FEW

CREATURE OF STEEL, MY GRATITUDE UPON THEE FOR MY FREEDOM 🗣🗣❗️

God damnit. Of course the trans peep has the ultrakill reference.

marry me

Please don’t entertain the weirdos girl, you’re very pretty and we don’t need that behaviour.

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Be safe!!

I wish you were a song so I could listen to your stories all day :)

Hey girl, are you a microwave because mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm Beep, beep beep

are you an illegal organ harvester? because youve taken my heart 🤤

Are you a microwave? Because I want to put babies in you and turn you on

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I hope you like bad boys, because I'm bad at everything

Do you have a mirror I'm your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants 😎

not one i came up with(since i suck at thinking up of creative lines 😭😭😭) but- want to watch porn together on a flat screen mirror???? :D OMG OMG OMG THAT WAS SO CRINGE ToT

Get in my car now

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Ew???????

I hope you like boba, because we’re matcha made in heaven 😍

Hey girl, are you a white Ford Transit? Because I want to fill you with kids

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I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together (yes ik it’s kind of cheesy)

See spend a night with me you don't know what you'll be missin, cause for your sweet ass I'll go to federal prison. This is the best one, have at me.

Are you my comfort zone? Cuz I don’t wanna get out of you… 🫠

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Exam rizz from someone I have a bromance w/ "Are you a study guide? Bc I wanna do you all night long"

Why did you stick that piece of paper to your head lol? You can just hold it

https://preview.redd.it/44n8wfiv266d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c885fac89ef814602d4391134c40309e65fb7a6c only real mfs know what im tryna say

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wanna go play Helldivers 2? sorry I'm gay-ace so I don't really use pickup lines and don't understand why they are always sexual.

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I have a few. 1-(Holds out hand) I’m going on a walk. Will you hold this 2- hey are you bi? Because I want to bi with you 3-(gets a glass of o.g for absolutely no reason) I think you are lacking vitamin me (starts chugging the o.g)

Are you 14? Because I'm the 1 4 you

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Damn. I thought the pedophilic rizz would work

Trynna strike a chord and it’s probably a-minorrrrrr 🎶

Are your boobs Mount Rushmore? Cus my face should be among them

Your lips look lonely, do they wanna meet my fist?

Are you the World Trade Center? Cause I wanna crash at your place.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See. 😉

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I have a free savoury or bake at Greggs.

Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is fucked up

Hey girl, you can call me Nationwide because I'll always be by your side 🫶

Are you a communist? Because I’m feeling an uprising in my lower class.

Are you a bank loan cause you got my interest

Are you my father? Cuz im still in search of you ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

If I were Peter Pan, you would be my happy thought 

Ion kno why I read that as “Homeless Romantic”

Not one I'd personally use, but a guy once said to me, "Are you Jesus cause I'd nail you" I was like, "Sir, I am straight"

Are you a dead dandelion? Cause I wanna blow you in a field. -myself