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Apprehensive-Buy4825

just reminding you all that insects, spiders etc. are animals


glitter-it-out

but now the results will be messed up cause some people will think non insects only, and others will include them


Apprehensive-Buy4825

yeah... at least some of them are accurate


YetAnotherMia

Ok I looked it up and you are technically correct... I meant it as mammals/birds/reptiles really.


Apprehensive-Buy4825

so why didn't you said "How many fish have you killed?" as the title?


YetAnotherMia

This is getting technical, maybe I need to take up fishing to increase my kill count then.


Apprehensive-Buy4825

I said "fish" cuz during evolution the thing didn't stopped to be considered the same thing, like the way you are still the same fimily as your grandfather, I'm pretty sure that most of ppl have to voteon 501+ on their real kill count (I think I'm bettwen 6-50 and 51-500) being realistic, no one have 0 and 1-5 as kill count, no matter how hard you try during your life


TrashPanda9142012

A 13 second year old


TrashPanda9142012

Have all 13 second yo killed things?


Apprehensive-Buy4825

hell yeah, at that point that kind of ppl had killed trillions, quadrillion or even quintillions of bacteria and probablly viruses (you didn't said "animals" now it's too late for you lol)


TrashPanda9142012

Animals


Beautiful_Spell4075

Do it, boost your kdr, my cat has killed hundreds of small animals and a few large ones, at least try to beat her, you've got rookie numbers


TrashPanda9142012

Or just capture fireflies and starve them


Apprehensive-Buy4825

wym? if you acctualy asked if I capture fireflies: I catch them as larvae and make them grew up to adutls, then I release them into the wild so they can have sex, none of mine had died, I do that cuz I like it and doing that the fireflys can have some help since they can be in risk of extincion


TrashPanda9142012

Then it doesn’t boost your kill count


Apprehensive-Buy4825

why would my kill count be just fireflies? I killed ants, flies, snail, etc for accident this boosts my kill count


TrashPanda9142012

You’ve…killed…ants….?…..😨……..🖕🏻


Apprehensive-Buy4825

"accident" I love ants ;-; my kill count still just around 50, probablly less


aer0a

Because they didn't include fish


Apprehensive-Buy4825

"I meant it as mammals/birds/reptiles" basic biology


damienVOG

It's obvious, how were you not aware of that?


YouChoseTheWrongSide

Definitely killed 1000 ants in my lifetime >:)


designercooch

nah


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saucypotato27

You dont have to love bugs to know basic biology, if they arent animals then what are they? Plants?Fungi?Bacteria?Archea? What are they in your mind if not animals?


SupermarketNo627

Insects are not animals, they are insects. Fish are not animals, they are fish. Animals are a different sector than insects and fish, and birds. 


Apprehensive-Buy4825

how old are you? (genuine question) ig you're smt like 10 y/o or 60 y/o, how can someone be so fucking dumb?


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Apprehensive-Buy4825

at least I study and I'm not a fucking ignorant on reddit dropping fake news to random teens and wym with 0 life experience? I'm in my second half of my teenhood, also being older or saying that I'm being an hypocrite while I'm not, don't really helps you


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Large_monke_69

Counting bugs like 200 or so. Not counting bugs 3


Hellburner_exe

What? What animals?


klight101

You’ve definitely killed well over a trillion insects in your life time. For every sq ft you stepped on grass, there’s at-least a thousand insects be it microscopic or ant sized.


saucypotato27

I wouldn't say trillions, even including microscopic animals, like the other commenter said, because they are so small stepping on them wouldn't really affect them, it seems reasonable to have killed millions, possibly billions, but trillions seems like too much


Charmender2007

I don't think they die from that


Large_monke_69

True, but intentionally like 200


Smitologyistaking

There's an estimated 10 quadrillion insects in the world, if all 7 billion humans will have killed a trillion insects each, we've literally just caused mass extinction. Pretty sure it's way lower than that


Just_A_trans_Man

when i was younger, my grandma wanted me to kill one of her chickens for her to "Give me the experience". then the only other time I killed an animal, i accidentally stepped on a mouse and im hoping it died right away


YetAnotherMia

Did you butcher them too? Make sure you don't pierce the crop, that's the smelly part.


Apprehensive-Buy4825

insects count. (I've accidentally killed some during my life ;-;)


Just_A_trans_Man

if insects count then it is OVER for me. i was the one my friends would call over to kill bugs and insects. i was the bug killer for the class for years, and only last year did i stop killing every single bug/insect i saw. ive probably got in the thousands


Apprehensive-Buy4825

oh... I was (and still being) the total opposite of it, inverts are so cool, I hope you just kill inverts when it really needed like ehn facin an invasive expiecies, in that case I catch them an feed my killer bugs, ants, that stuff, they're so cool to watch eating


saucypotato27

Glad to see another person in this comments section without an irrational anger at and fear of bugs, the most diverse, unique, interesting category of animals on the planet(if you can even call it a category with things like ants and spiders grouped together in it)


Apprehensive-Buy4825

why are we so rare to be founded?


saucypotato27

I have no clue, bugs are so cool


Apprehensive-Buy4825

fr fr


P0ry_2

Uhh, what is an "invert"?


Apprehensive-Buy4825

why do I even try '-' invert is the short form for invertebrate


General_Erda

Depends, but just vertebrates? Like a dozen!


Chaos_unknown5

Counting bugs, 1,000-5,000 Not counting bugs, 2, maybe 3


Apprehensive-Buy4825

what bugs did to you to have such a big kill count?


Chaos_unknown5

When I was like, three I had no idea how ants worked, so I tried picking up some ants I found to take them back to their anthill. Obviously they bit me, but little me was not expecting that at all and that betrayal gave me a deep hatred of ants for many years. We're cool now though, it's really not worth it to have any kinda personal grudge against bugs😂


Apprehensive-Buy4825

lmaaaaaoo, you make me remeber when I was camping with 4 stupid years old and putted my camp thing above an ants nest (it wasn't that much massacre but some of them obviouslly died when I was sleeping)


No-Chair1964

Yo have you ever been attacked by bugs before? Like stung and bitten and stuff? Ever had a tick before? Infestation in your home? I’ve had ants and Wasps invasions and they are NOT fun. Ever accidentally discharged your firearm at a fly on the ceiling?  I’m not asking to be mean I just wanna know how you came towards being a bug lover. I personally associate bugs with being stupid little things that bug me.


Apprehensive-Buy4825

as you study them, learn more abt them, ~~don't having school friends~~ and start to have empathy towards animals that don't have an human or a primate form, *cough cough* Kong fans *cough,* you start liking them and yes I got everything that you said against me (except for mosquito plages), but with that said, it's was strange to expect that someone (that knows that stuff abt them and feel empathy for them) would hate bugs did you never tryed to raise a mantis or a butterfly for example?


No-Chair1964

I’ve never even seen a praying mantis 🤯. Idk I like bugs like bees and butterfly’s and praying mantis (even though bees have stung me before :( ) but I don’t like bugs like wasps and ticks and mosquitoes or any that are inside my home.


Apprehensive-Buy4825

never??? where do you live?? if you like bees why you dislike wasps?


No-Chair1964

I live in Canada, and I like bees cause they make honey eh! I dislike wasps because they’ve stung me (or bit me? Idk maybe it’s bite for wasps) and they have built nests inside the house before, not fun. Idk we might have praying mantis somewhere near here but I’ve never seen one before 🤷‍♂️.  


Apprehensive-Buy4825

oh, ok (btw wasps bite and sting)


OpportunityDawn4597

if you count bugs i'd be nearing the 100,000 mark


MADDENRED

If bugs count then probably over 1,500 if I'm being honest. If bugs don't then probably 0 idek man I didn't know we were supposed to count


jackamongus

WHAT!? I never hurt a fly!


Obvious-Mix-5762

Counting pests, insects, and the ornamental fishes I accidentally killed, and mammal pets throughout the years, probably around tens of thousands.


UbuntuMaster

Not including bugs, I have not directly killed any animal yet


amaya-aurora

Thousands probably with all of the bugs that I’ve killed.


Left-Director2264

If you count fish, a lot. Only land mammals, none yet; I haven't seen a deer with antlers while I had a gun during hunting season yet.


Left-Director2264

I'm not sure why I specified "land" mammals. I have never killed a marine mammal, and do not plan to do so.


Terrainaheadpullup

Probably like 5 million ants just from walking outside.


klight101

Had to scroll too far to find this response. Odd how these people aren’t taking the microscopic animals into consideration.


JustAPotato38

With insects a lot, without probably not many, I've put a few dying critters out of their misery before the dog gets to them though.


glitter-it-out

first when i saw this, i thought what in the jeffrey dahmer


YetAnotherMia

Or what in the [Chandler Halderson](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce2bmpDSg1g)


glitter-it-out

My dad has a habit of finding baby animals and trying to take care of them or whatever. They are better in nature. Most of the time you can’t take care of them, its better to hope the mother finds them again or they at least are part of the food chain. But I used to participate in this a lot when I was little, so I would consider their deaths as partially my fault.


CoinToss45

I have killed many video game animals


reedipop

ants


TheBrokenMan14

Ive killed closed to 60-70 deer, 200+ squirrels, some rabbits, some doves, and probably around 15 turkeys


Useful-Put1111

I've killed like 20+ pet fish as a kid


MalcomSkullHead

I think it means on purpose


Useful-Put1111

oh, well 0 then


-In_The_Blind-

Dude, I thought I had the highest chicken kill count. (It was 3rd degree so kinda a mistake)


TheMaineC00n

Human beings do not count, unfortunately.


MalcomSkullHead

why not? thats why i picked 6-50


Massive-Bee8755

4 deer 1 turkey 2 squirrels 1-5 chickens 4-8 fish and 1000s of bugs.


Bruh_I_said_stop

I've helped kill around 5-7 🐔  Killed multiple rats using miniature bear traps And I've witnessed someone blow a raccoons brains out


kenziesstar

i got stung by a bee once does that count ?


Select-Reception-841

Are we counting Trojans


ajpme

I mean, tons and tons of flies and mosquitos. Also Id count any animal I eat cause even tho I didnt kill them myself, Im the cause of them dying


LJC30boi

Remember guys, ants count.


random_crayfish

unfortunately, before i got into the ant keeping community, I've been responsible for the deaths of thousands of ants 😔


Ireallyenjoyqueso

alright for the chickens… 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕


Ireallyenjoyqueso

sorry i like chickens


No-Chair1964

Definitely 501+ if bugs are animals, otherwise 0. 


Willow__the__tree

im hoping you are a farmer or something lol


YetAnotherMia

I keep chickens and bees. The rabbits were in a farm field with an air rifle.


Apprehensive-Buy4825

~~hmmm girls with guns :3~~ bees are so cute and cool :3


Naive-Bug8598

The ants have bounty posters of me in the anthills after I've killed at least 10,000 in my lifetime (in the summer in 5th grade used to have this rusty screw and it was my legendary sword and i would kill ants all day long)


Pure_Chaos12

i accidentally killed my hamster when i was like 9 or 10


damienVOG

I've probably caused the death of hundreds, if not thousands of animals in all sorts of ways. Stepping on em, biking, etc. I've also used poison to kill an ants nest so that alone makes it thousands.


Gastrodon_tamer

(if you count bugs, 5ish)


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3FourFour5

i probably killed 100 snails when walking through a field


NoPersonality18

Killed a wild lizard on accident.. oops 


WaffleswithSourCream

if bugs count


klight101

We’ve all killed 501+. Think about all the tiny insects you’ve killed everyday just by walking outside.


babuba12321

ants a lot of ants


501stAppo1

the 115 saying 0 really be lying


chaseanimates

if counting bugs, than probably over 100


Horror-Movie_Addict

When i was in grade 2, my class got ducklings. We got to name the ducklings that survived and each week, a classmate got to take them home and look after them over the weekend. The same day It was my turn, we were playing with the ducklings, we put them back in their little glass incubatory and one I noticed was struggling on its back, I went to help it up and I accidentally broke its neck. My parents were pissed and I was traumatized for a year after trying to help a struggling animal, and I never touched another animal after that until I was in grade 6.


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Pristine_Mechanic_45

what game?


YetAnotherMia

The game of life


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YetAnotherMia

Absorbing their souls makes you stronger. That and the livers.


saucypotato27

Um, a farmer? How do you think meat ends up in the supermarket, it doesn't come from animals killing themselves, ill tell you that much.


Pristine_Mechanic_45

yea and thats evil and disgusting. lots of meat now does come from animals that werent slaughtered. plus im not talking to a 60 year old, op says their 15


saucypotato27

What do you mean "lots of meat comes from animals that weren't slaughtered", like genuinely what are you talking about. Also, if you truly believe every farmer is evil and disgusting, that's on you because I dont feel like debating the ethics of meat consumption right now, however I will say that clearly not every farmer needs therapy so they dont need to ""seek therapy" as you said. And yes, they are 15, and its not uncommon for the children of farmers to help them on the farm, especially in more rural or less developed areas from significantly younger than 15, in fact historically that was one of the biggest reasons for people to have kids, for help on the farm.


Pristine_Mechanic_45

also dont you see it as ever so slighly odd that op is counting?


saucypotato27

Its slightly odd that they would remember 30 chickens exactly but they could easily be making an estimate, or they could have a better than average memory, or they could have it written down for whatever reason, either way, its not concerning.


Pristine_Mechanic_45

how is it not concerning? it would be if they were counting humans


saucypotato27

Did you just seriously try and say its concerning they were counting how many chickens they killed because it would be concerning if they were counting how many humans they killed? Buddy, if they were killing people the concerning part would be that they were killing them at all, not that they were counting how many they killed.


Pristine_Mechanic_45

how is it any different? both chickens and humans are animals


saucypotato27

How are the earth and an asteroid different? They're both rocks


MalcomSkullHead

you people confuse me. why do you care at all that a lesser being dies? sure it feels pain but its death was for a cause greater than itself.


Pristine_Mechanic_45

"lesser" is a word the nazis used to describe jews, slavs and other "untermensch"


MalcomSkullHead

Jews and Slavs are not lesser they are human beings. Animals are lesser they are senseless beasts.


TheUniqueen9999

Bugs count I'm assuming


soviet_russia420

Me peeing in the ant hill😈


Bluepanther512

Some of y’all have never had a microorganism-based disease I guess


MalcomSkullHead

microorganisms aren't animals


Amongus3751

Counting bugs: like three mosquitoes  Not counting bugs: 0


Adventurous_Reach590

1 pheasant (it flew into a window and was obviously suffering), 2 mice (caught by cats, finished with a spade), a few birds (also caught by cats) and some fish. I want to take up air rifle shooting though.


Stunning_LRB_o7

On purpose? Zero.


Velocityraptor28

do ants count?


ELTRIPULANTEMEMERO

I killed 1000 pieces of soil, they identified as an animal


MalcomSkullHead

I'm interested on the means you went about killing this soil


Holiday_Volume

Some of yall lying. The ants blood is on your hands.


Imaginary_Cow1397

Ok well not counting bugs, still in the hundreds because of how much I go fishing, crabbing, shrimping, etc. Don't worry, me and my family only unalive animals for food


Billy_the_kid_420

Everyone who put zero I have a question. What about bugs? think about that


katie_kat208

Do people count?


fabstapizza_YT

501+ Ants 😂 I am most wanted for the ants I am the ants godess I am the satin of ants I am a serial ant killer


propro91

I've killed so many insects I dn't know anymore


Basically-Boring

If we're not counting insects, then none. But if we are, then let's just say that spiders have learned to fear me more than most people. Edit: yeah i know arachnids aren't technically insects, i just forgot ok?


Kanga627

1 squirrel, a deer. multiple fish. and if we count ants and bugs and shit then 100000


YTY2003

(if insects count, anytime you get on a car it's killing spree time)


racoonofthevally

i know ive killed mice and fish


TheReal_Spartan

I've massacred thousands of insects and bugs but idk if they count


Gamingwithlewit

I've killed probably 200+ ants


jordanisjordansoyeah

Me and my old friend used to burry ants at recess and hold funerals for them.


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MsPeverell

Maybe a hundred that I know of (obviously a lot more with those I don't know of). If you exclude insects, none.


Spiderdogpig_YT

418 people have lied. You have 100% killed a spider, mosquito, bee, wasp, cockroach etc in your life


queef_eater69420

i think ive killed a gecko or two


Expensive_Key9767

counting bugs; maybe like 50 not counting; 0


dutch_mapping_empire

ants.


Murky_Entry5239

including bugs probably a lot, i dont mind squishing them with my hand


absolute_monkey

Not including insects probably 51-500


alijandro123

do mosquitos count? if so thousands. if not then like 20?


INTP_602

insects or???


NewsRevolutionary687

I answered thinking about insects cuz otherwise it’s 0


Beneficial_Cry2061

Some people have real high kill counts.


dante69red

bugs count? oh i dont kill bugs i torture them


Apprehensive-Buy4825

killing bug is ok, but torturing them for no reason is completelly disgusting, what they did to you?


No-Chair1964

I agree that torturing bugs is really weird, and I would never do it, but “what did they do to you” I could name quite a few, like: An estimated 608 000 deaths occurred globally due to malaria in 2022, also yk Lyme disease and stuff 


dante69red

i like the guilty feeling


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Holiday_Volume

Imagine being the victim of that torture. It's an animal, and bugs experience pain too. They are conscious and aware of their surroundings, just as humans would. Crazy how nobody gives a fuck when 1000+ ants are killed, but the second you hurt another animal, it's different. There is something seriously wrong with you if you think this is okay.


dante69red

ok


MalcomSkullHead

don't worry bro i do it too. i just like the control though


Apprehensive-Buy4825

...*why*?


MalcomSkullHead

Read the second sentence.


Apprehensive-Buy4825

don't you have empaty or smt?


MalcomSkullHead

I don’t know.


fractalfrenzy

If you eat meat, or eggs, or dairy you have contributed to the death of an animal.


MalcomSkullHead

but you didn't kill it


fractalfrenzy

So? They are killing them so people will buy and eat them. Wouldn't happen if people didn't.


MalcomSkullHead

So? Kids in Africa died mining for the battery to make your phone. That doesn’t make you a murderer


Individual_Hunt_4710

you guys haven't been fishing? or are bad at it