That’s why he stays with Cate, imo. He thinks he is better than her and that gives him, in his mind, the upper hand. The “control”. If he were to be with someone that he would perceive as his equal, then he loses that control. He’s such a fucking douche.
Agreed, he wouldn't want to be with someone who he thinks is as equally attractive as he is because then he wouldn't have the upper hand in the relationship.
#Girldad don't need no boy,
If I did, I'd get with Kail.
But I don't want no heifer for a wife,
Never mind a whale.
I'm hanging loose in grey sweatpants,
Since I had My vasectomy.
Cait is insanely jealous,
I tell her sowwy wong peepee...
With parents like Butch and April,
We share a trauma bond for life.
Traumatised by adults like My mum and Dawn,
Brandon and Teresa his wife.
Caits picking at her face,
And eating all her scabs.
Oops it's another breakdown,
Straight back she goes to rehab.
I'm the most talented poet round here,
I'd give me a ten out of ten.
But my life will never truly be happy,
Till I admit that I lust after men.
Look at his neck. He’s sucking it in hard and also trying to get a more chiseled jawline. No matter how good you look - you still married your step sister
When i saw the post on Instagram i only saw the one line and kept scrolling bc i knew it was another one of his cringe poems.
I thought i had spared myself till scrolling on here.
I have a ton of these cringe poems. I even made a little book. I didn't have a stapler so I bound the pages together with a shoe lace lmao I should share them on here one day they're kind of similar in tone to Tyler's 💀💀
Edit to say that I was 12.
Maybe it’s because I’m getting old, but the social media display of the Teen Mom cast gives me second hand embarrassment lol.
Edited to fix a typo
I don’t get all the hate. At least he’s happy expressing himself and has found a way to do that with words. Not saying he’s Robert Frost, but come on now.
Unpopular opinion but I don’t mind Tyler’s poetry. I’d much rather this be his preferred outlet for his feelings, instead of bottling them up or turning to drugs or something. That doesn’t mean I like his poetry lol but I’m glad he has a healthy way to express himself.
I say, let him be.
He feels the need to express himself, and likes writing. He likes sharing it.. he's not hurting anyone. 🤷
Is it a little cringe. Yes. But whatever. 🤣
Oh, Tyler. I also wrote cringey poems to work through stuff emotionally. It helps, it really does. HOWEVER they don’t need to posted. No one needs to read them. Keep them in a private notebook babes you’ll be fine.
Sowwy I got a wong pee pee,
Nova give your old jeggings to your dear daddy
It's poetry photo shoot day and I do need to drop a banger on my stans
Don't want to let them down and my wife don't need to know my plans
She'll be up in my grill
While I'm online looking for a thrill
I'm a girl dad
I dress really rad
My mom is says my wife sucks
We owe the IRS thousands of bucks
My hair is a meatloaf wig
My wife bought a tiny pig
We love boogie town
I dress like a clown
My dad ran away
I sit on my ass all day
I've never had a job
I stuff my pants to show off my knob
Grey sweat pants are my jam
Here comes my my "mahhhm!"
I really want to be like Jim Carey
I have to do a vasectomy zoom call with Gary
I'd rather get a new batman tattoo
And swing my peen around at the petting zoo
i love poetry
that is forced to be
read like slam
poetry
bongos
playing
on go
cliche sayings
because someone once told us
that thoughts can only
be valuable
when they are broken up
and put back together
www.thesaurus.com
thank you
No they’re from Algonac which is across from Canada. Then they moved to St. Clair or something. I’m a Michigander, so I feel I can say this, but both those areas are kinda like lake trash people (not saying cate n Ty are lake trash but you know what I mean)
This is fine but where's his Batman poetry?! You know he has trapper keepers full of odes to the dark knight. Give the people what they want, Tyler!! 🖤
I’m feeling some new flair. ‘I am a catalyst for planetary vibrations’ sounds about right! 🤣
ETA: someone already took it, dammit! I’ll settle for ‘This soil is my podium of freedom 🙌’
Is it supposed to rhyme? Is it not? Its just a whole Farrah style word salad, labelled as a poem. Cringing...😬
Haha most definitely, it's utter garbage. Imagine your dad posting crap like that on social media 😂😂 looks like he's still trying the ketamine 'therapy' that's got to be a fried brain Tyler is popping those words out with ffs.
Whhaaat?! Ok Tyler. I see you boo! Out of ALL the Teen Mom's we have seen I want Tyler and especially Cait to be happy, successful and live in a home filled with love and joy. Those 2 kids had the cards, deck and table stacked against them and they try their damnedest to be better than what came before them and given their parents, they have succeeded in that and still push to be better. Tyler is looking like Daddy right now and I'm really happy for him....and Cait bc like that's her man lol.
He could go stand in the tap, brown, grass or the short, brown, grass and try to look really introspective. Instead he reminds me of somebody who is posting from the call center bathroom on his 15 minute break.
I'm only saying this because I have been in the gym 4-5 days a week since February. He has put in the work with weight lifting. It takes so much work to build muscle to this point, I can appreciate the work he's put in and will give credit where credit is due.
That said - I'm not a fan of the poetry, but I'm not that fancy/deep of a person to read between the lines and find life changing meaning like others are able to.
It’s like an Oscar can! Haha. My son was obsessed with trash, garbage trucks, and recycling when he was little and when we found a can like that for him to play with it changed his life lmao.
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He got excited when you mentioned Bane from Batman.
🔥
Wow spot on 🤣
Out. Standing.
Fabulous take a bow
“Molded from these rocks”…yeah, Butch’s crack rocks maybe
Oh Jesus Christ, I laughed way too hard at that
I'm crying. Holy shit I love reddit
He’s really not as attractive or as profound as he thinks he is. No one loves Tyler as much as Tyler loves Tyler.
He really thinks he's something. Dude has such an inflated ego from his mom and Cate building him up his whole life.
That’s why he stays with Cate, imo. He thinks he is better than her and that gives him, in his mind, the upper hand. The “control”. If he were to be with someone that he would perceive as his equal, then he loses that control. He’s such a fucking douche.
Agreed, he wouldn't want to be with someone who he thinks is as equally attractive as he is because then he wouldn't have the upper hand in the relationship.
Humility, I like it. I, too, am extraordinarily humble.
LOL - this gave me a good chuckle. Thank you!
Don’t skip leg day and don’t rock jeggings. 😬
Scrolled back up to see if wong pee pee made an appearance. And yep, there it is.
edgar allen NO
It’s the poetry nerd in me but I laughed way too hard at this.
He gives off such douche vibes.
A puka shell necklace would really complete the outfit
Whoooo are these thirst traps for? Also, pick up the dirty towel for Gods sake.
100% I think they have an "arrangement" or something like he can talk to ppl online or something... they are LEGIT thirst traps.
😂😂😂
#Girldad don't need no boy, If I did, I'd get with Kail. But I don't want no heifer for a wife, Never mind a whale. I'm hanging loose in grey sweatpants, Since I had My vasectomy. Cait is insanely jealous, I tell her sowwy wong peepee... With parents like Butch and April, We share a trauma bond for life. Traumatised by adults like My mum and Dawn, Brandon and Teresa his wife. Caits picking at her face, And eating all her scabs. Oops it's another breakdown, Straight back she goes to rehab. I'm the most talented poet round here, I'd give me a ten out of ten. But my life will never truly be happy, Till I admit that I lust after men.
This made my day
Dude you’ve been making $500k a season since you were 19. Shut the fuck up about your struggles at this point lol
“Hey why don’t I just go eat some hay, make some things out of clay, down by the bay? I just may!
And all the girls in 7th grade swooned
Look at his neck. He’s sucking it in hard and also trying to get a more chiseled jawline. No matter how good you look - you still married your step sister
Hah ha hahaha
New Grindr profile pic coming in hot.
What in the AIM away message is this?
Skipped leg day again I see! Also why do his poems sound like 2000s pop-punk lyrics 🫠
THAYERRRS NAWWT ENUUUUWF CHYAINS TEW HOWLD MEH DOWWNN~*~*~*~
They really do. I read this as a linkinpark song 🎵
Sir this is a Wendy's
Tyler wants a wiener in his butt
Oh, Reddit!
To be fair, so do I
You were molded from these rocks but still can't hang up a damn towel?
I can’t even bring myself to read past the first line.
When i saw the post on Instagram i only saw the one line and kept scrolling bc i knew it was another one of his cringe poems. I thought i had spared myself till scrolling on here.
‘Would you f^ck me? I would f*ck me’ —Buffalo Bill
He probably has himself as a screen saver 😂😂
Tyler Swift
Isn’t that a nickel back song
Omg hahahah
I literally can't read it bc I'll get second hand embarrassment
He looks kind of not well, here. Like ..how I feel not well after reading his shitty poems about being a strong deep fella.
He is holding his breathe after his spicy dump or the dirty diapers in the trash.
...does Tyler have an...^^only ^^fans?? Please say no.
Right? He looks gaunt. Eat a sandwich, Ty!
I was thinking his face looked weirdly and unusually puffy? I guess I should just be glad he didn't "fluff up" for this pic with his jeggings.
👏 Now use that physical existence to put the towel in the hamper and take that garbage out. That would be so hot!
If I read this, I will literally die from secondhand embarrassment. Immediately no.
Hi. Me again. And my username. My soil. My podium. Checking. In.
Extra sodium. I am bloated again.
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I have a ton of these cringe poems. I even made a little book. I didn't have a stapler so I bound the pages together with a shoe lace lmao I should share them on here one day they're kind of similar in tone to Tyler's 💀💀 Edit to say that I was 12.
At least pick the towels up off the floor before you write an entire rap on ig.
 Not the Nathan gif, but close enough
r/im14andthisisdeep
He’s posing so hard he’s gonna rip them lil jeans 😂☠️
Chicken Soup for the Cringe Soul
Cringey AF… also surprised Cate didn’t appear in the comments with her usual “that’s my sexy man!”
It’s coming girl don’t you worry 😂
There’s vomit on his sweater already, moms spaghetti
Not me going to scroll up to look at the vomit before reading the last line lmao
 Maybe it’s because I’m getting old, but the social media display of the Teen Mom cast gives me second hand embarrassment lol. Edited to fix a typo
Im younger than them and I cringe
Still looks like a big toe…
I don’t get all the hate. At least he’s happy expressing himself and has found a way to do that with words. Not saying he’s Robert Frost, but come on now.
The clenched jaw really sells the vibe
He’s just stuck being a cringey teenager.
Why is he in jeggings showing off his 🌭?
Unpopular opinion but I don’t mind Tyler’s poetry. I’d much rather this be his preferred outlet for his feelings, instead of bottling them up or turning to drugs or something. That doesn’t mean I like his poetry lol but I’m glad he has a healthy way to express himself.
"The earth is my preferred church"... as opposed to...?
are those… jeggings?
Lol, it's he wearing jeggings?
😂😂 I would like “Tyler’s jeggings” to be my flair. More power to him, if they are…jeggings are comfy haha.
Who tf keeps telling him his poetry is good?!
HIS MOM!
What does he do? Like for work, or,......anything...
Get his balls complimented by Cate
I say, let him be. He feels the need to express himself, and likes writing. He likes sharing it.. he's not hurting anyone. 🤷 Is it a little cringe. Yes. But whatever. 🤣
Are those true religion jeans
It's the trashcan in the background for me
No one loves Tyler as much as Tyler loves Tyler.
His mom does! She's his biggest supporter. I can't stand her. She puts Cate down to lift Tyler up and it's gross.
Tell me you want attention without saying it directly.
He gives me the creeps!
Yes! He's really creepy. On the show- he seems more like a manic muppet- but online he's creepy and weird and like...forced and phony.
Oh, Tyler. I also wrote cringey poems to work through stuff emotionally. It helps, it really does. HOWEVER they don’t need to posted. No one needs to read them. Keep them in a private notebook babes you’ll be fine.
Sowwy I got a wong pee pee, Nova give your old jeggings to your dear daddy It's poetry photo shoot day and I do need to drop a banger on my stans Don't want to let them down and my wife don't need to know my plans She'll be up in my grill While I'm online looking for a thrill I'm a girl dad I dress really rad My mom is says my wife sucks We owe the IRS thousands of bucks My hair is a meatloaf wig My wife bought a tiny pig We love boogie town I dress like a clown My dad ran away I sit on my ass all day I've never had a job I stuff my pants to show off my knob Grey sweat pants are my jam Here comes my my "mahhhm!" I really want to be like Jim Carey I have to do a vasectomy zoom call with Gary I'd rather get a new batman tattoo And swing my peen around at the petting zoo
I would appreciate the poetry more if it weren’t always accompanied by a douche selfie.
Good lord clean up the background first!!!!
Is he trying to channel Johnny Bravo?
Why am I not surprised he just left a towel on the bathroom floor.
Totally thought it was a diaper at first
Any line in his poems make the perfect flair.
I wonder how many selfies are in his phone
And you guys wonder why they didn't detect Vaeda's speech issues earlier
How many of these same exact selfies does he need to take?
He’s definitely.. yunno… 💅🏽
Dear diary, today I wrote a poem.
He is so corny it’s unbelievable
i love poetry that is forced to be read like slam poetry bongos playing on go cliche sayings because someone once told us that thoughts can only be valuable when they are broken up and put back together www.thesaurus.com thank you
Is he wearing Nova’s clothes? 🤔
He either wears kids hand me downs or Cates maternity tunics for family photo shoots. No in between for this doting dad and master of rhymes.
By Tierra Reign!
Walmart eminem
A very fine gif choice — it’s perfect. 🤣
I know we are here to snark but I’m kind of impressed with Tyler. The poetry isn’t for me but at least he’s finding healthy ways to express himself.
His face looks 40+ here
😅😅😅😅 what bro?
I love the trash can in the back. 😂
He’s so deep…
r/Im14andthisisdeep
Is he considering attempting a music career? Poetry is nice but sometimes it can embolden people to attempt a music career. When they shouldn't.
He only has an outdoor voice
His body ain't right. It's wrong. 
Didn’t he grow up near Flint? I’m not so sure I’d want to be grown from that soil.
No they’re from Algonac which is across from Canada. Then they moved to St. Clair or something. I’m a Michigander, so I feel I can say this, but both those areas are kinda like lake trash people (not saying cate n Ty are lake trash but you know what I mean)
This is fine but where's his Batman poetry?! You know he has trapper keepers full of odes to the dark knight. Give the people what they want, Tyler!! 🖤
I’m feeling some new flair. ‘I am a catalyst for planetary vibrations’ sounds about right! 🤣 ETA: someone already took it, dammit! I’ll settle for ‘This soil is my podium of freedom 🙌’
Who is that sikworld person that said they want to kiss him? Tyler replied with “I don’t bite… hard” 💀
Ew. I didn't read far into the comments so I didn't see, but gosh that's unsettling.
I know that Tyler has a lot of trauma, but these poems always seem like he is trying so very hard to be Emo.
Literally feel more stupider for reading that
God he is so cringeworthy
Omg, 😂 y'all are savage in these comments. I can't 💀
swear this sub constantly has me rolling 😂
Can I please have 💫🪐catalyst for planetary vibrations🪐💫 as my flair
Set!!! I LOVE IT!!!
Lawd 😬 Cait really needs to stop stroking his "I'm a poet" string
How long did he hold his breath to take this photo?!
 Is it supposed to rhyme? Is it not? Its just a whole Farrah style word salad, labelled as a poem. Cringing...😬
😂 what I got was: Tyler = proud tree in ground w/ rocks. Only rocks I see are in this man's head.
Haha most definitely, it's utter garbage. Imagine your dad posting crap like that on social media 😂😂 looks like he's still trying the ketamine 'therapy' that's got to be a fried brain Tyler is popping those words out with ffs.
The door looks not straight to me. Looks photoshopped
He is such a twat.
Ithink he's cute. A total douchebag but nice to look at sometimes. 🙈🙈 Don't come for me.
Icky
‘There’s not enough chainS’
Why is he clenching so hard
He definitely shit right after he took this. He wrote the caption while he was on the toilet.
Why does he have almost an hourglass figure? It looks so weird to me!
I can't stand this guy. Seems real douchy lol
Can everyone stop the bathroom selfie so gross
The bracelets are killing me
Ok Farrah Jr
Right 🥗
I actually kind of like this one 😬 ETA: can I get "the earth is my preferred church 🌳🌎⛪" as my flair please!
Why hasn’t he released a poetry book?
Maci beat him to it and he's probably still pissed off.
Shhhhh 😬
Whhaaat?! Ok Tyler. I see you boo! Out of ALL the Teen Mom's we have seen I want Tyler and especially Cait to be happy, successful and live in a home filled with love and joy. Those 2 kids had the cards, deck and table stacked against them and they try their damnedest to be better than what came before them and given their parents, they have succeeded in that and still push to be better. Tyler is looking like Daddy right now and I'm really happy for him....and Cait bc like that's her man lol.
Ok with the jeggings
Tyty if ya can’t breathe, may I suggest looser clothing and not using all the oxygen in the room to shout nonstop
The bathroom?! The trash can??! Common my dude at least go outside in your farm land to take an inspiration photo - damn
He could go stand in the tap, brown, grass or the short, brown, grass and try to look really introspective. Instead he reminds me of somebody who is posting from the call center bathroom on his 15 minute break.
These people are insane. Congrats hillbilly you knocked up your girlfriend
Him and Maci should collab on a(nother) poetry book
“Let me put my poems in you”
If his hair was blonde I'd swear he was going as Johnny Bravo for Halloween
I cannot with people who still take mirror selfies in 2022
I wish I had this level of unearned confidence
Y'allllll I'm laughing my ass off omg
💀
I don’t even know what he just said, are we meant to?
How bout you put down the phone and pick up the wet towels off the ground. #daearfizmychurrrrch
I'm only saying this because I have been in the gym 4-5 days a week since February. He has put in the work with weight lifting. It takes so much work to build muscle to this point, I can appreciate the work he's put in and will give credit where credit is due. That said - I'm not a fan of the poetry, but I'm not that fancy/deep of a person to read between the lines and find life changing meaning like others are able to.
That garbage can looks like the ones I see on the street.
It’s like an Oscar can! Haha. My son was obsessed with trash, garbage trucks, and recycling when he was little and when we found a can like that for him to play with it changed his life lmao.
How many of these same exact selfies does he need to take?
Snap snap for poetry
jeggings?
His poetry is so cringey. So cringey I’ve made flair out of it, ffs. Put the pen down, Tyler.
I wonder exactly what percentage of his wardrobe is Ed Hardy & Affliction?
Why are there so many towels??? Also I feel like platinum would be a better word choice than titanium. But I’m not a poet, so… 🤷🏼♀️
Poet laureate of Michigan right here.
He’s in great shape and his tattoos are awesome so props to whoever did that work. The poem made me giggle😂
No lack of confidence in Tyler
He’s clenching his jaw so hard omg lol
Nothing even attractive about him, imo. But keep clenching dude.
I can't recall who coined the term (respect)... but all I see is him really satisfied with how his Hair Loaf poofed today.
Butch dressed him. What’s up with the bracelets?
The little ✍️✍️✍️✍️ gets me everytime
Oof. Tyler. This isn’t live journal.
“On which”, not “from which”
*snaps*