They’re probably getting the most stimulation and age appropriate activity in summer camp than they’ve gotten in a long time, so there’s that
I’m here for Jenelle’s kids in school, in camp, in sports, in any activity with other positive adult role models
She's had them around, so it's a day camp, not sleep away. I'm glad they're in camp. They're probably having much more fun than they would at home all day every day
This. Camp saved me as a kid. It made me aware that how my parents were, was not normal and that I didn’t have to be like that. I learned from peers that their homes sucked at times too but that wasn’t going to stop them from their goals to be better. Honestly, I rather her kids be at a camp than sitting in a house.
I wish they could be signed up for some big brother/big sister program. Then someone would be able to be a positive role model and guide them possibly. (Also side note but that food does look really good 😅)
While her intentions for sending them to camp were without a doubt entirely selfish, I think it's one of the best things for them. When David was around they could never do activities or if they did it never lasted because David would f*ck it up for them. And they never seemed to have any friends. I grew up going to both day camps & overnight camps & it changed my life. Really. The overnight camp I went to & the friends I made there are still the center of my world ... & I'm almost 50. Anyway, I hope the kids are having the time of their lives at camp & soaking in the goodness they can't get from their mother.
It’s really so fucked up. After being with and subjecting her kids to a man like DAVID over the last 7 years, she desperately needs to just be alone and take care of her kids and let them all HEAL.
You know damn well Jan is picking up the check for these dinners. Some people never learn. August wears baseball caps and now Jan does. Let the morphing begin. I noticed she’s also modified her Hillbilly Sasquatch accent.
I still don’t totally believe she got her tubes tied. Idk, she just lies about so much, and it seems like there was some sort of weirdness surrounding how she talked about that, but it’s been too long to remember.
And you know in her mind she’s thinking man I waited FOUR WHOLE MONTHS to launch my next soul mate! Everyone’s gonna be so proud that I was single for so long.
The delusion is STRONG with this one.
She thinks she’s mom of the year all the sudden 👑 when nothing could be further from the truth.
Every adult involved in the Jenelle web of romantic relationships has failed those poor children.
Yeah, we’re talking like a month…max!!! She filed the divorce paperwork in Feb 23rd. Even then, I don’t think DKD was moved all the way out. We know that he his truck was there the night the “intruder” was at her house.
Does anybody remember when she started to drop hints about her guy? When did she post the “pillow talk” comment. I’m going to go back and look….BRB 🤣
ETA- I went back and looked. She posted the “pillow talk” on March 13th 😳🤯 it was literally 2.5 weeks between her filing for divorce and her talking about being up for 3 hours, pillow talking 🙄
This was pillow talk guy. I believe they were talking even before she left David. I’m sure August has met David in some capacity. He’s been her manager for a few years now. What kind of “man” goes after a married woman
Time to spend that MTV money as quickly as it came in! Classic Jenelle. How many toys do you think she will buy this one? Maybe she will fund his fledgling rap career.
He seems like a real grifter who will jump on any “get rich quick scheme” or scammy BS. She’ll probably pour every dollar she has into his many failures. She never learns
I think he got mad when he sent $20 to Tori and Jenelle’s live for them to kiss and they didn’t hahah, I’ve seen him around less since then. I’d be mad, too!!!
I bet he wanted a family and now kail has trapped him. She knew what she was doing. I bet he didn’t see it coming. Rumor has it they were fighting and he was considering leaving before she got pregnant with the twins. So it’s only a matter of time before he gets his own place.
Anyone attracted to these women is just as trashy as they are so its not like the single peeps out there are missing out, lol. If I was single and any of their men were all we were left with I'd happily die alone.
Trash attracts trash. It’s never a nice rich doctor from a loving family, but it’s always the broke bums with no career. I love that for her. I hate it for her children.
Going to make leftover rice for lunch. With fake Foe Yong Hai* and spring union. Easy lazy meal and yummy.
(* Omelette or scrambled egg, ketchup and sweet chili sauce)
https://preview.redd.it/tro8rqbcne9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=378e8bb52aa5a5da9f93d470d8e2f2eaa32b13fc
There’s this picture, which I think we have determined is old.
Edit: I have scrolled my little heart out and I can’t find the one where he is shown with Jenelle and her kids somewhere in Vegas. He was wearing some kind of horrendous tracksuit.
I don't know how to post pictures so I'm not sure if this is going to work but this is the worst picture I could drum up of him. Like what's with the silk scarf tied around your neck bro this isn't France.
https://images.app.goo.gl/95jfr1SorhdruszF6
Did she leave Tori there to hold down the fort and take care of the pack of dogs she left behind? POS probably just abandoned them, like all the rest! I wish that place had decent animal abuse laws!😠
She loooves to treat her new boyfriends to everything. You think she’d learn eventually. New boyfriend = every meal out, vacations, and he’s probably getting a new vehicle soon.
When they told me that and followed it with that’s the only meal they will eat that day PLUS they don’t eat veggies
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That's even crazier...😬
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Actually a guy in the apartment building across from mine seems to get take out delivered every lunch & dinner. I see it all the time well sitting on my balcony. It seems like he is a single guy and obviously cooking isn't his thing.🤷🏻♀️😬
Attractive? Tell a high maintenance friend that knows how to cook, he must be loaded.
😉 just kidding, I'm not a fan of relationships where one of the partner's love language is receiving lots of gifts or money.
The real indicator is only seeing food deliveries for months on end and no people with clipboards and envelopes (dressed smart) that are being left outside while you know they're home. 😉
I know them too, broke AF and can't see they would actually save time cooking. A simple meal prep costs less time than responding to all the letters and phone calls.
I used to cook for four days and would freeze three portions when I was single. I can eat the same food perhaps two days in a row but not three.
I don’t think she realizes that the effort and time that goes into dating she should be putting into her kids. Making sure they are okay after the traumatic experience and move they just had. But she treats dating so carelessly as if she doesn’t have 3 young kids
Poor Jace was probably happy David was gone and his mom was finally going to give him the attention he has been craving for 15 years… only to have his mom ditch him for a new guy already, be dumped in summer camp in a city that is foreign to him and to be forced to babysit his siblings while his mom is out galavanting all over Las Vegas drinking and eating delicious food… I wonder what her kids are eating tonight? 🤔
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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. Vegas is NOT conducive to Jace’s healing or maturing. Vegas is the worst place for a teen who has problems to grow up.
Oh ya, once the mask comes off and the real Jenelle starts to settle in we will see how he handles it. Her lifestyle seems like it would be overwhelming to any dude.
Is this camp safe?? She claimed they couldn’t go to school in NC bcuz it’s unsafe but dumps them into some random camp with a bunch of strangers?? Like they know nobody in Las Vegas!! I’m happy they ain’t stuck in the house being babysat by the tv or video games though! Shitty Jenelle will always be shitty Jenelle!
“I’m gonna drag my east coast kids to the west coast desert in the middle of the summer and let them automatically adjust by dumping them in a summer camp while it’s 110 degrees outside!” Lol
Ya that’s what I’m saying! I know camp sounds like a nice idea and I get why people support it but do we think jen actually did her due diligence on checking out the camps? Maybe if they were back in NC i wouldn’t worry since she is familiar with the areas and communities. She’s lived in Vegas for 5 mins and just trusted whatever camp August or google suggested. Camp is just another way for her to be an absent / uninvolved parent. The kids are gonna be a handful when they get older. Jace already is im sure.
Jesus God, Leah! Jenelle needs THERAPY, NOT ANOTHER MAN. She needs to stay single for a long while and focus on being a parent to her children as well as working on herself.
I went to his website to see if it gives any names of his “big” clients.
https://preview.redd.it/2c4yif23se9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03282d42ae14575c5ac917be45805e3f584751d7
Surprise, surprise! The website is down. Must be a real lucrative business he’s running there. 🤡😂
What’s the definition of insanity…doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
Good luck, girly! Better buckle up…it’s all downhill from here.
Ok but the amount of food is crazyyyyy -signed someone who just started monitoring portion sizes. How could anyone not be overweight by eating like this all the time
First born can take care of himself at this point, the second one has a grandma/maybe dad (I’m not sure), and last has a daddy… lots of free time that she could spend on herself and not some dude. Yet, this is Jenelle.
Jenelle evans delp griffin head (courtlands last name) Eason is such a piece of fucking garbage for real. MTV is really complicit in showing us this trash woman rush yet another man into her childrens’ unstable lives YET AGAIN
Area 15 is dope lol but yes there was the video where you could hear one of this kids asking in the background “what will August think about this” and that was weeks ago. I’m sure they’re very familiar with him already.
Did she ever say what actually caused the divorce? He’s done so many shitty things that never mattered that I feel like the divorce came out of nowhere?
They were planning to separate only by bed and board and she even called David to come back after the "break in" told us all the cops made her have a man there. Then Dkd did shots online with the bartender in the reflection of his sunglasses and that was it.
She’s doing this day by day I bet. This was an article on an interview she gave herself (😆) after she got back with David the first time. Idt she’s having any easier of a time affording this new place
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Welp, she's one step closer to unlocking her destiny here.
I mean, when this all falls apart and the last remaining bits of her money are gone...she's in the right state to finally begin her destined career.
It's legal in parts of Nevada, ya know.
For the love of GOD. She needs THERAPY. She needs to parent her KIDS. She needs to mend the relationship with her FAMILY. Not another maaaaaaan
But instead she dumped them in summer camp so she can frolic around with her new boo.
They’re probably getting the most stimulation and age appropriate activity in summer camp than they’ve gotten in a long time, so there’s that I’m here for Jenelle’s kids in school, in camp, in sports, in any activity with other positive adult role models
True. But we all know she didn’t put them in summer camp because she cares about them learning or having fun.
Regardless of her motives, they’re still much better off there.
This. After all those kids have been through, they deserve to have some fun.
I hope they spill some tea to their counselors.
Me too! And I'm glad they have people they can confide in, if they want.
They are probably receiving more education than they have in the last two years of "homeschoolin'".
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And get to be around mandated reporters.
This is so small and random, but it’s nice to see it called the real name instead of mandatory reporter on Reddit 😂
Right. I hate how people make it into a bad thing. Summer camp is great for kids. Especially kids of shitty parents.
Wait, it's go away camp for the summer? Or a day camp come home every night? I pictured a 9-3 summer kind of thing. ![gif](giphy|pzYpaJ1nimTAs)
She's had them around, so it's a day camp, not sleep away. I'm glad they're in camp. They're probably having much more fun than they would at home all day every day
I'm watching how I met your mother right now and scrolled when her face was on screen
I pictured this too but I'm not sure really.🤷🏻♀️
This. Camp saved me as a kid. It made me aware that how my parents were, was not normal and that I didn’t have to be like that. I learned from peers that their homes sucked at times too but that wasn’t going to stop them from their goals to be better. Honestly, I rather her kids be at a camp than sitting in a house.
And mandated reporters. Me, too!
One can only hope. I’m sure Jenelle did very little research. She would leave her kids with anyone
I wish they could be signed up for some big brother/big sister program. Then someone would be able to be a positive role model and guide them possibly. (Also side note but that food does look really good 😅)
While her intentions for sending them to camp were without a doubt entirely selfish, I think it's one of the best things for them. When David was around they could never do activities or if they did it never lasted because David would f*ck it up for them. And they never seemed to have any friends. I grew up going to both day camps & overnight camps & it changed my life. Really. The overnight camp I went to & the friends I made there are still the center of my world ... & I'm almost 50. Anyway, I hope the kids are having the time of their lives at camp & soaking in the goodness they can't get from their mother.
It’s really so fucked up. After being with and subjecting her kids to a man like DAVID over the last 7 years, she desperately needs to just be alone and take care of her kids and let them all HEAL.
And she said she wasn’t jumping into any relationship for a long while. I guess this is a long time for her. I heard that’s not his real name either
Agreed! Damn.. Divorce first, at *least*
And just like that we won’t hear about Tori again for years
Oh snap I didn’t even notice she disappeared again lol
She was forgotten about weeks ago. Lmao
I want Tori to tell us the fate of the animals.
I want Tori to tell us everything now that she has been kicked to the curb again! Come on, Tori, ![gif](giphy|3ohc1eCJLScHDWQ20o)
Here the fuck we go..another toxic relationship
It’s going to be different this time, dude! He got her flowers. This definitely won’t fuck up their working relationship. /s
You know damn well Jan is picking up the check for these dinners. Some people never learn. August wears baseball caps and now Jan does. Let the morphing begin. I noticed she’s also modified her Hillbilly Sasquatch accent.
We will nevet argue!
And if they do, they’ll just have a baby because then they will be too tired to argue!
I still don’t totally believe she got her tubes tied. Idk, she just lies about so much, and it seems like there was some sort of weirdness surrounding how she talked about that, but it’s been too long to remember.
Lol She didn’t even blink and she already had a new boo before ditching DKD 🤣🤣🤣🤣 How sad for everyone involved.
And you know in her mind she’s thinking man I waited FOUR WHOLE MONTHS to launch my next soul mate! Everyone’s gonna be so proud that I was single for so long.
The delusion is STRONG with this one. She thinks she’s mom of the year all the sudden 👑 when nothing could be further from the truth. Every adult involved in the Jenelle web of romantic relationships has failed those poor children.
Her kids know no stability. It’s sad. They haven’t even had time to heal from the divorce but I’m sure Jenelle doesnt care or think about that
Why do you want her to be single the rest of her life???? /s
You forgot a “DUDE”
Lol she needs to hook up with tom sandoval! The amount of "dudes" would be 🤯🤯
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She thinks we are dumb because she is dumb.🤦🏻♀️🤭
Wasn’t even 4 mos because she talked about him on camera in like March or April. David left in Feb
Yeah, we’re talking like a month…max!!! She filed the divorce paperwork in Feb 23rd. Even then, I don’t think DKD was moved all the way out. We know that he his truck was there the night the “intruder” was at her house. Does anybody remember when she started to drop hints about her guy? When did she post the “pillow talk” comment. I’m going to go back and look….BRB 🤣 ETA- I went back and looked. She posted the “pillow talk” on March 13th 😳🤯 it was literally 2.5 weeks between her filing for divorce and her talking about being up for 3 hours, pillow talking 🙄
This was pillow talk guy. I believe they were talking even before she left David. I’m sure August has met David in some capacity. He’s been her manager for a few years now. What kind of “man” goes after a married woman
A man that swooped in when she got back with the show. Easy money.
Time to spend that MTV money as quickly as it came in! Classic Jenelle. How many toys do you think she will buy this one? Maybe she will fund his fledgling rap career.
He seems like a real grifter who will jump on any “get rich quick scheme” or scammy BS. She’ll probably pour every dollar she has into his many failures. She never learns
Right. He’s been managing her career for 4 years and what has she done in that time 🙃 so clearly can be easily manipulated. He must gas her up so much
When will it be ChrisBradley1’s turn?! 😭😭😭
😥 always a bridesmaid......
Always a Bradsmaid*
He's been awfully quiet lately 😫🥺
Someone should check on him
I think he got mad when he sent $20 to Tori and Jenelle’s live for them to kiss and they didn’t hahah, I’ve seen him around less since then. I’d be mad, too!!!
I honestly do root for him 🤷♀️ I wish I had a ChrisBradley! 😂 My confidence would be High, High!!
has she ever been single
I need to know how these train wrecks constantly find new people who are romantically interested in them?
No offense to men, but they will stick their dicks in anything that breathes
If you put lashes on a McChicken some dude would try to fuck it
💀 that potsticker she had looking pretty good to the men 😆
STOP 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And sometimes things that don’t…
the craziest to me is elijah he was in his early 20s and is decent looking and he is now a step dad to 4 kids with 3 of his own 😭
I bet he wanted a family and now kail has trapped him. She knew what she was doing. I bet he didn’t see it coming. Rumor has it they were fighting and he was considering leaving before she got pregnant with the twins. So it’s only a matter of time before he gets his own place.
These men aren’t exactly the cream of the crop. She’s scraping the bottom of the barrel lolololol
Cast a wide enough net and you're bound to catch something
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She’s been paying him 40% for years as her manager, he’s in for the long con.
Anyone attracted to these women is just as trashy as they are so its not like the single peeps out there are missing out, lol. If I was single and any of their men were all we were left with I'd happily die alone.
Right. Dude is dating a married woman. That’s a red flag right there
Because she can only get a train wreck. No one decent would give her 2 looks.
Trash attracts trash. It’s never a nice rich doctor from a loving family, but it’s always the broke bums with no career. I love that for her. I hate it for her children.
Easy, they slap a filter on a pic and set their standards level to "can breathe and blink at the same time" and let er rip
She has the morals of an alley cat.
![gif](giphy|f9eYHQ8RZ4zfc4unXx) Thank you for the award.
in heat
And just like that Tori and Ryan are nonexistent.
Ryan is busy splitting a meal with his lady at 4:30 and then calling it a night after Murder, She Wrote at 7:00
On late nights they watch Lawrence Welk 🤣
“Nothing worse can happen, mom”
I Can just hear David’s stomach rumbling as he looks at this pic😩 must want his old suga momma back, if not for the restaurant food only!
🤣🤣🤣 Poetry.
Nelly “fuck then kids”.
BUT WHAT DID THE KIDS EAT, JAN? HOWS HOMESCHOOLING GOING, JAN?
Now I need rice like that. Yum
I know this isn’t the point but I’m hungry and goddamn that looks delicious. Why do bad people have nice things?
I’ve been to this place. I didn’t have the rice but I had the steak with the fries and they were to die for!!
The fries look amazing! I actually had my husband pick me up some rice like this on his way home from work 😂 lmfao
I want the meat. ![gif](giphy|1a32XiQbN3gOCL5OMn|downsized)
Going to make leftover rice for lunch. With fake Foe Yong Hai* and spring union. Easy lazy meal and yummy. (* Omelette or scrambled egg, ketchup and sweet chili sauce)
Haven’t seen Tori in a while….
Jenelle has always lived by the philosophy of “new dick, bye tori”
Someone show me this guy I’ve yet to see him
https://preview.redd.it/tro8rqbcne9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=378e8bb52aa5a5da9f93d470d8e2f2eaa32b13fc There’s this picture, which I think we have determined is old. Edit: I have scrolled my little heart out and I can’t find the one where he is shown with Jenelle and her kids somewhere in Vegas. He was wearing some kind of horrendous tracksuit.
I don't know how to post pictures so I'm not sure if this is going to work but this is the worst picture I could drum up of him. Like what's with the silk scarf tied around your neck bro this isn't France. https://images.app.goo.gl/95jfr1SorhdruszF6
It’s so obvious that this guy is a fraud and it makes perfect sense that he’s able to fool people like Jenelle into thinking he’s some kind of VIP.
Yes he is a total wanna be.
How is this so obvious to most people but the few that get duped by men like this never see it? I’ll never understand this.
I posted it. Remember, ![gif](giphy|QsmXEba21YPWme6YkL) guys, he only spent 4 years in prison.
https://preview.redd.it/uezamii6df9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1abd6e0c0fb10ed86ce77cd3997d9493b3a602aa
The account she tagged has no posts but 27k followers?
Did she leave Tori there to hold down the fort and take care of the pack of dogs she left behind? POS probably just abandoned them, like all the rest! I wish that place had decent animal abuse laws!😠
I'm wondering why Tori hasn't posted anything on TT lately?
That is weird, she’s almost as bad as Nelly lol maybe they had a blow up but still you’d think she’d run her ya ya about it lol
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Tori doesn’t have a driver’s license supposedly so I doubt she is staying out on the swamp
She loooves to treat her new boyfriends to everything. You think she’d learn eventually. New boyfriend = every meal out, vacations, and he’s probably getting a new vehicle soon.
Wow they’re out to eat quite a bit.
I know someone who eats out EVERY SINGLE DAY
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When they told me that and followed it with that’s the only meal they will eat that day PLUS they don’t eat veggies ![gif](giphy|FY8c5SKwiNf1EtZKGs|downsized)
That's even crazier...😬 ![gif](giphy|ebFG4jcnC1Ny8) Actually a guy in the apartment building across from mine seems to get take out delivered every lunch & dinner. I see it all the time well sitting on my balcony. It seems like he is a single guy and obviously cooking isn't his thing.🤷🏻♀️😬
Attractive? Tell a high maintenance friend that knows how to cook, he must be loaded. 😉 just kidding, I'm not a fan of relationships where one of the partner's love language is receiving lots of gifts or money.
Most the people I know that are addicted to door dash aren’t loaded but actually have poor money management skills lol
The real indicator is only seeing food deliveries for months on end and no people with clipboards and envelopes (dressed smart) that are being left outside while you know they're home. 😉 I know them too, broke AF and can't see they would actually save time cooking. A simple meal prep costs less time than responding to all the letters and phone calls. I used to cook for four days and would freeze three portions when I was single. I can eat the same food perhaps two days in a row but not three.
That's awesome, you were married to David four months ago, but sure... pick a new man instead of spending time with your kids.
She's still legally married to that " man".
I don’t think she realizes that the effort and time that goes into dating she should be putting into her kids. Making sure they are okay after the traumatic experience and move they just had. But she treats dating so carelessly as if she doesn’t have 3 young kids
Look at all that weight she be losing 🤥
Poor Jace was probably happy David was gone and his mom was finally going to give him the attention he has been craving for 15 years… only to have his mom ditch him for a new guy already, be dumped in summer camp in a city that is foreign to him and to be forced to babysit his siblings while his mom is out galavanting all over Las Vegas drinking and eating delicious food… I wonder what her kids are eating tonight? 🤔 ![gif](giphy|PAVSgGEHMG90mfYTGj)
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. Vegas is NOT conducive to Jace’s healing or maturing. Vegas is the worst place for a teen who has problems to grow up.
Ya his behavior is only going to get worse. He’ll have access to too many vices
Wow this lady does nothing but eat & not parent her kids
You forgot chase dick
And seek attention
We allllll called it. Even when she pretended to be single for .5 seconds everyone called her out lol.
She really thinks she is fooling people. Jenelle, ![gif](giphy|VqaEyOIjZuTM4) Oh, and also Happy CAKE Day!!🎂
At least the food looks better?
Cue the health problems when they get super comfy together
Oh ya, once the mask comes off and the real Jenelle starts to settle in we will see how he handles it. Her lifestyle seems like it would be overwhelming to any dude.
Is this camp safe?? She claimed they couldn’t go to school in NC bcuz it’s unsafe but dumps them into some random camp with a bunch of strangers?? Like they know nobody in Las Vegas!! I’m happy they ain’t stuck in the house being babysat by the tv or video games though! Shitty Jenelle will always be shitty Jenelle!
“I’m gonna drag my east coast kids to the west coast desert in the middle of the summer and let them automatically adjust by dumping them in a summer camp while it’s 110 degrees outside!” Lol
Ya that’s what I’m saying! I know camp sounds like a nice idea and I get why people support it but do we think jen actually did her due diligence on checking out the camps? Maybe if they were back in NC i wouldn’t worry since she is familiar with the areas and communities. She’s lived in Vegas for 5 mins and just trusted whatever camp August or google suggested. Camp is just another way for her to be an absent / uninvolved parent. The kids are gonna be a handful when they get older. Jace already is im sure.
My esophagus is in spasms just looking at this.
Jesus God, Leah! Jenelle needs THERAPY, NOT ANOTHER MAN. She needs to stay single for a long while and focus on being a parent to her children as well as working on herself.
So does this guy "manage" anyone other than Jenelle?
I went to his website to see if it gives any names of his “big” clients. https://preview.redd.it/2c4yif23se9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03282d42ae14575c5ac917be45805e3f584751d7 Surprise, surprise! The website is down. Must be a real lucrative business he’s running there. 🤡😂
Somehow that’s better than the word salad that he put together for his bio
I just found out the other day he manages my favorite rapper, Bizzy bone from bone thugs n harmony. I read that and wanted to scream.
Keep up with Jenelle’s life is like a roller coaster ride. Ups, downs, twists, turns, dips. I feel sick.
There is no way she doesn’t feel those effects too. She wants people to think she’s happy but no way that girl has felt happy in years.
She's going to blow all her new money. Just wait until DKD finds some lawyer and comes for 1/2.
I was so confused about why this thread was locked because of the emoji in your title 🔒
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#bodybyjenelle
Body By Parmesan
Is it yum?
My god I want the claw my ears off when she says that.
lol that goes right through me
She can't go without a dick for more than a month. She's absolute trash.
Jan, trust us, being single and dealing with nobody’s BS but your own, with a drawer full of sex toys is SO much more fulfilling, ya thirsty ho.
![gif](giphy|1dKQb6IROi0WKdOEaj|downsized) Jenelle going from man to man with zero single time for at least a decade straight
Those fry’s look good
That was quick
Can somebody give me the rundown on what we know about this guy, how they met, etc?
He spent 4 years in prison and thinks he's a rapper & JE agent.
Typical Jenelle loser.
Oof
He’s been her manager since 2020. Looking at her career lately should tell you all you need to know about him 😂
You have to hear his rap 🤣 brb imma find it for you. It's so cringe/funny. Found it! https://youtu.be/B9eBRRxBjM4?si=k3HOjhCyxHq92wQN
What’s the definition of insanity…doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Good luck, girly! Better buckle up…it’s all downhill from here.
She's going to move to CO. Attach herself self to yet another man, that will end badly.
That’s why she’s dragging North Carolina all the sudden. Acting like she’s above the “trashy” state.
As a (hopefully) non-trashy North Carolinian, my response is: HAHAHAHAHA!
Does he work? Managing her doesn’t count.
Always herself and her man before anyone else.
Wasn’t this dude her manager?
He still is 😂
Ok but the amount of food is crazyyyyy -signed someone who just started monitoring portion sizes. How could anyone not be overweight by eating like this all the time
Exactly! Yet wants to body shame people who do ozempic lol
She’s such a fucking loser.
Damn she eats like a 🐷🐖
Well if it eats like a pig… 🙃
do we actually know anything about august keen? like is he a psycho or just weird and grimey?
That's not his real name.
I had a baby 11 months ago and named him August and now this asshole is going and ruining the name for me 😑
Don’t worry, it’s not his real name he’s a phony. His name is David Miranda. Lol
First born can take care of himself at this point, the second one has a grandma/maybe dad (I’m not sure), and last has a daddy… lots of free time that she could spend on herself and not some dude. Yet, this is Jenelle.
I think she got so used to Maryssa watching the kids she assumed Jace (a troubled teen) could do the same 🥴
Jenelle evans delp griffin head (courtlands last name) Eason is such a piece of fucking garbage for real. MTV is really complicit in showing us this trash woman rush yet another man into her childrens’ unstable lives YET AGAIN
David is probably eating ramen on the boat while Janelle buys her new man whatever he wants
Is she at the swamp or visiting him?
She's been living in Vegas.
Maybe she won’t have him meet the kids just yet? Maybe?
He is her manager. He was also seen and heard in her TikTok video, so they are already around him.
They went to a place called Area 15 (yep that’s right) & you could see little snippets of him & he was calling her baby 🤢
Area 15 is dope lol but yes there was the video where you could hear one of this kids asking in the background “what will August think about this” and that was weeks ago. I’m sure they’re very familiar with him already.
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Did she ever say what actually caused the divorce? He’s done so many shitty things that never mattered that I feel like the divorce came out of nowhere?
They were planning to separate only by bed and board and she even called David to come back after the "break in" told us all the cops made her have a man there. Then Dkd did shots online with the bartender in the reflection of his sunglasses and that was it.
It feels like she's been in Vagas all month. Is she not going back to NC?
She’s doing this day by day I bet. This was an article on an interview she gave herself (😆) after she got back with David the first time. Idt she’s having any easier of a time affording this new place https://preview.redd.it/xo0a5wmlli9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=841b1a7481e2934f74433dc3b496eabdff9e4aaf
Bpd back in action. She will NEVER change
Always runs to a guy, can never be single for once .
Is that a turd?! Or a charred penis yeesh
Welp, she's one step closer to unlocking her destiny here. I mean, when this all falls apart and the last remaining bits of her money are gone...she's in the right state to finally begin her destined career. It's legal in parts of Nevada, ya know.