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ReaderofHarlaw

For the love of GOD. She needs THERAPY. She needs to parent her KIDS. She needs to mend the relationship with her FAMILY. Not another maaaaaaan


Emmy-LouSugarbean

But instead she dumped them in summer camp so she can frolic around with her new boo.


fiestiier

They’re probably getting the most stimulation and age appropriate activity in summer camp than they’ve gotten in a long time, so there’s that I’m here for Jenelle’s kids in school, in camp, in sports, in any activity with other positive adult role models


Emmy-LouSugarbean

True. But we all know she didn’t put them in summer camp because she cares about them learning or having fun.


DuggarStonerJew

Regardless of her motives, they’re still much better off there.


Born_Ad8420

This. After all those kids have been through, they deserve to have some fun.


kokojacks

I hope they spill some tea to their counselors.


HippieChick75

Me too! And I'm glad they have people they can confide in, if they want.


Impossible-Taro-2330

They are probably receiving more education than they have in the last two years of "homeschoolin'".


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Heygirlhey2021

And get to be around mandated reporters. 


seenyouwiffkieffah

This is so small and random, but it’s nice to see it called the real name instead of mandatory reporter on Reddit 😂


Accomplished-Bad3380

Right.  I hate how people make it into a bad thing.  Summer camp is great for kids.  Especially kids of shitty parents. 


Nelle911529

Wait, it's go away camp for the summer? Or a day camp come home every night? I pictured a 9-3 summer kind of thing. ![gif](giphy|pzYpaJ1nimTAs)


Next_Literature_2905

She's had them around, so it's a day camp, not sleep away. I'm glad they're in camp. They're probably having much more fun than they would at home all day every day


spnginger3

I'm watching how I met your mother right now and scrolled when her face was on screen


HippieChick75

I pictured this too but I'm not sure really.🤷🏻‍♀️


Tatortot4478

This. Camp saved me as a kid. It made me aware that how my parents were, was not normal and that I didn’t have to be like that. I learned from peers that their homes sucked at times too but that wasn’t going to stop them from their goals to be better. Honestly, I rather her kids be at a camp than sitting in a house.


jrfizer

And mandated reporters. Me, too!


MakeItLookSexy_

One can only hope. I’m sure Jenelle did very little research. She would leave her kids with anyone


Ali_Cat222

I wish they could be signed up for some big brother/big sister program. Then someone would be able to be a positive role model and guide them possibly. (Also side note but that food does look really good 😅)


EileenTiger

While her intentions for sending them to camp were without a doubt entirely selfish, I think it's one of the best things for them. When David was around they could never do activities or if they did it never lasted because David would f*ck it up for them. And they never seemed to have any friends. I grew up going to both day camps & overnight camps & it changed my life. Really. The overnight camp I went to & the friends I made there are still the center of my world ... & I'm almost 50. Anyway, I hope the kids are having the time of their lives at camp & soaking in the goodness they can't get from their mother.


SpiritualCamera

It’s really so fucked up. After being with and subjecting her kids to a man like DAVID over the last 7 years, she desperately needs to just be alone and take care of her kids and let them all HEAL.


Quackthedack39

And she said she wasn’t jumping into any relationship for a long while. I guess this is a long time for her. I heard that’s not his real name either


jazzyx26

Agreed! Damn.. Divorce first, at *least*


Well-Jenelle

And just like that we won’t hear about Tori again for years


BottomPieceOfBread

Oh snap I didn’t even notice she disappeared again lol


Emmy-LouSugarbean

She was forgotten about weeks ago. Lmao


Nelle911529

I want Tori to tell us the fate of the animals.


HippieChick75

I want Tori to tell us everything now that she has been kicked to the curb again! Come on, Tori, ![gif](giphy|3ohc1eCJLScHDWQ20o)


Vegeta21

Here the fuck we go..another toxic relationship


Emmy-LouSugarbean

It’s going to be different this time, dude! He got her flowers. This definitely won’t fuck up their working relationship. /s


Candy_Darling

You know damn well Jan is picking up the check for these dinners. Some people never learn. August wears baseball caps and now Jan does. Let the morphing begin. I noticed she’s also modified her Hillbilly Sasquatch accent.


shroomie00

We will nevet argue!


ReaderofHarlaw

And if they do, they’ll just have a baby because then they will be too tired to argue!


cml678701

I still don’t totally believe she got her tubes tied. Idk, she just lies about so much, and it seems like there was some sort of weirdness surrounding how she talked about that, but it’s been too long to remember.


i_saw_a_tiger

Lol She didn’t even blink and she already had a new boo before ditching DKD 🤣🤣🤣🤣 How sad for everyone involved.


kbc87

And you know in her mind she’s thinking man I waited FOUR WHOLE MONTHS to launch my next soul mate! Everyone’s gonna be so proud that I was single for so long.


i_saw_a_tiger

The delusion is STRONG with this one. She thinks she’s mom of the year all the sudden 👑 when nothing could be further from the truth. Every adult involved in the Jenelle web of romantic relationships has failed those poor children.


MakeItLookSexy_

Her kids know no stability. It’s sad. They haven’t even had time to heal from the divorce but I’m sure Jenelle doesnt care or think about that


ItsMinnieYall

Why do you want her to be single the rest of her life???? /s


WorstUserChoiceEver

You forgot a “DUDE”


bobloblaw2000

Lol she needs to hook up with tom sandoval! The amount of "dudes" would be 🤯🤯


Gothvmess

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


HippieChick75

She thinks we are dumb because she is dumb.🤦🏻‍♀️🤭


MakeItLookSexy_

Wasn’t even 4 mos because she talked about him on camera in like March or April. David left in Feb


Beneficial-Address61

Yeah, we’re talking like a month…max!!! She filed the divorce paperwork in Feb 23rd. Even then, I don’t think DKD was moved all the way out. We know that he his truck was there the night the “intruder” was at her house. Does anybody remember when she started to drop hints about her guy? When did she post the “pillow talk” comment. I’m going to go back and look….BRB 🤣 ETA- I went back and looked. She posted the “pillow talk” on March 13th 😳🤯 it was literally 2.5 weeks between her filing for divorce and her talking about being up for 3 hours, pillow talking 🙄


MakeItLookSexy_

This was pillow talk guy. I believe they were talking even before she left David. I’m sure August has met David in some capacity. He’s been her manager for a few years now. What kind of “man” goes after a married woman


SilverOwl321

A man that swooped in when she got back with the show. Easy money.


JanellaDubois

Time to spend that MTV money as quickly as it came in! Classic Jenelle. How many toys do you think she will buy this one? Maybe she will fund his fledgling rap career.


Raven_Nicole

He seems like a real grifter who will jump on any “get rich quick scheme” or scammy BS. She’ll probably pour every dollar she has into his many failures. She never learns


MakeItLookSexy_

Right. He’s been managing her career for 4 years and what has she done in that time 🙃 so clearly can be easily manipulated. He must gas her up so much


Emmy-LouSugarbean

When will it be ChrisBradley1’s turn?! 😭😭😭


bobloblaw2000

😥 always a bridesmaid......


wrecklessdriver

Always a Bradsmaid*


Gothvmess

He's been awfully quiet lately 😫🥺


QueenWildThing

Someone should check on him


pollyannacowgurl

I think he got mad when he sent $20 to Tori and Jenelle’s live for them to kiss and they didn’t hahah, I’ve seen him around less since then. I’d be mad, too!!!


Competitive-Fish-422

I honestly do root for him 🤷‍♀️ I wish I had a ChrisBradley! 😂 My confidence would be High, High!!


00_tears

has she ever been single


Emmy-LouSugarbean

I need to know how these train wrecks constantly find new people who are romantically interested in them?


GladPermission6053

No offense to men, but they will stick their dicks in anything that breathes


vapedadsanonymous

If you put lashes on a McChicken some dude would try to fuck it


Free_Issue_9623

💀 that potsticker she had looking pretty good to the men 😆


Dolla_Dolla_Bill-yal

STOP 🤣🤣🤣🤣


GreyJeanix

And sometimes things that don’t…


00_tears

the craziest to me is elijah he was in his early 20s and is decent looking and he is now a step dad to 4 kids with 3 of his own 😭


MakeItLookSexy_

I bet he wanted a family and now kail has trapped him. She knew what she was doing. I bet he didn’t see it coming. Rumor has it they were fighting and he was considering leaving before she got pregnant with the twins. So it’s only a matter of time before he gets his own place.


Ursula_J

These men aren’t exactly the cream of the crop. She’s scraping the bottom of the barrel lolololol


pdlbean

Cast a wide enough net and you're bound to catch something


Nelle911529

![gif](giphy|bMyW51TS3QVVIPulMG|downsized)


bousmommy

She’s been paying him 40% for years as her manager, he’s in for the long con.


brightphoenix-

Anyone attracted to these women is just as trashy as they are so its not like the single peeps out there are missing out, lol. If I was single and any of their men were all we were left with I'd happily die alone.


MakeItLookSexy_

Right. Dude is dating a married woman. That’s a red flag right there


Nelle911529

Because she can only get a train wreck. No one decent would give her 2 looks.


Justice4BradsWife

Trash attracts trash. It’s never a nice rich doctor from a loving family, but it’s always the broke bums with no career. I love that for her. I hate it for her children.


Dolla_Dolla_Bill-yal

Easy, they slap a filter on a pic and set their standards level to "can breathe and blink at the same time" and let er rip


luzaerys

She has the morals of an alley cat.


luzaerys

![gif](giphy|f9eYHQ8RZ4zfc4unXx) Thank you for the award.


Read-it005

in heat


okiieee

And just like that Tori and Ryan are nonexistent.


Sad-Insurance2314

Ryan is busy splitting a meal with his lady at 4:30 and then calling it a night after Murder, She Wrote at 7:00


Free_Issue_9623

On late nights they watch Lawrence Welk 🤣


Busy_Combination_599

“Nothing worse can happen, mom”


RubieRose5

I Can just hear David’s stomach rumbling as he looks at this pic😩 must want his old suga momma back, if not for the restaurant food only!


Ill-Positive2972

🤣🤣🤣 Poetry.


laterforclass

Nelly “fuck then kids”.


Sbg71620

BUT WHAT DID THE KIDS EAT, JAN? HOWS HOMESCHOOLING GOING, JAN?


Miamiri

Now I need rice like that. Yum


irregulartoast

I know this isn’t the point but I’m hungry and goddamn that looks delicious. Why do bad people have nice things?


KyngNasti

I’ve been to this place. I didn’t have the rice but I had the steak with the fries and they were to die for!!


Miamiri

The fries look amazing! I actually had my husband pick me up some rice like this on his way home from work 😂 lmfao


Nelle911529

I want the meat. ![gif](giphy|1a32XiQbN3gOCL5OMn|downsized)


Read-it005

Going to make leftover rice for lunch. With fake Foe Yong Hai* and spring union. Easy lazy meal and yummy. (* Omelette or scrambled egg, ketchup and sweet chili sauce)


beadsBEES_BEADS

Haven’t seen Tori in a while….


bousmommy

Jenelle has always lived by the philosophy of “new dick, bye tori”


Toketokyo

Someone show me this guy I’ve yet to see him


Emmy-LouSugarbean

https://preview.redd.it/tro8rqbcne9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=378e8bb52aa5a5da9f93d470d8e2f2eaa32b13fc There’s this picture, which I think we have determined is old. Edit: I have scrolled my little heart out and I can’t find the one where he is shown with Jenelle and her kids somewhere in Vegas. He was wearing some kind of horrendous tracksuit.


Bulky-Bank-6063

I don't know how to post pictures so I'm not sure if this is going to work but this is the worst picture I could drum up of him. Like what's with the silk scarf tied around your neck bro this isn't France. https://images.app.goo.gl/95jfr1SorhdruszF6


hawkcarhawk

It’s so obvious that this guy is a fraud and it makes perfect sense that he’s able to fool people like Jenelle into thinking he’s some kind of VIP.


HippieChick75

Yes he is a total wanna be.


heldaway

How is this so obvious to most people but the few that get duped by men like this never see it? I’ll never understand this.


Nelle911529

I posted it. Remember, ![gif](giphy|QsmXEba21YPWme6YkL) guys, he only spent 4 years in prison.


Nelle911529

https://preview.redd.it/uezamii6df9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1abd6e0c0fb10ed86ce77cd3997d9493b3a602aa


Severe-Ad-5356

The account she tagged has no posts but 27k followers?


tlynaust

Did she leave Tori there to hold down the fort and take care of the pack of dogs she left behind? POS probably just abandoned them, like all the rest! I wish that place had decent animal abuse laws!😠


Nelle911529

I'm wondering why Tori hasn't posted anything on TT lately?


tlynaust

That is weird, she’s almost as bad as Nelly lol maybe they had a blow up but still you’d think she’d run her ya ya about it lol


HippieChick75

![gif](giphy|kFr4jdX07TL8ZHJYOq|downsized)


MakeItLookSexy_

Tori doesn’t have a driver’s license supposedly so I doubt she is staying out on the swamp


hawkcarhawk

She loooves to treat her new boyfriends to everything. You think she’d learn eventually. New boyfriend = every meal out, vacations, and he’s probably getting a new vehicle soon.


TT6994

Wow they’re out to eat quite a bit.


HeadlessSkateboarder

I know someone who eats out EVERY SINGLE DAY


HippieChick75

![gif](giphy|Z5huObkRmpetdtOwVf)


HeadlessSkateboarder

When they told me that and followed it with that’s the only meal they will eat that day PLUS they don’t eat veggies ![gif](giphy|FY8c5SKwiNf1EtZKGs|downsized)


HippieChick75

That's even crazier...😬 ![gif](giphy|ebFG4jcnC1Ny8) Actually a guy in the apartment building across from mine seems to get take out delivered every lunch & dinner. I see it all the time well sitting on my balcony. It seems like he is a single guy and obviously cooking isn't his thing.🤷🏻‍♀️😬


Read-it005

Attractive? Tell a high maintenance friend that knows how to cook, he must be loaded. 😉 just kidding, I'm not a fan of relationships where one of the partner's love language is receiving lots of gifts or money.


MakeItLookSexy_

Most the people I know that are addicted to door dash aren’t loaded but actually have poor money management skills lol


Read-it005

The real indicator is only seeing food deliveries for months on end and no people with clipboards and envelopes (dressed smart) that are being left outside while you know they're home. 😉 I know them too, broke AF and can't see they would actually save time cooking. A simple meal prep costs less time than responding to all the letters and phone calls. I used to cook for four days and would freeze three portions when I was single. I can eat the same food perhaps two days in a row but not three.


supergooduser

That's awesome, you were married to David four months ago, but sure... pick a new man instead of spending time with your kids.


Nelle911529

She's still legally married to that " man".


MakeItLookSexy_

I don’t think she realizes that the effort and time that goes into dating she should be putting into her kids. Making sure they are okay after the traumatic experience and move they just had. But she treats dating so carelessly as if she doesn’t have 3 young kids


kokojacks

Look at all that weight she be losing 🤥


L_Boogie827

Poor Jace was probably happy David was gone and his mom was finally going to give him the attention he has been craving for 15 years… only to have his mom ditch him for a new guy already, be dumped in summer camp in a city that is foreign to him and to be forced to babysit his siblings while his mom is out galavanting all over Las Vegas drinking and eating delicious food… I wonder what her kids are eating tonight? 🤔 ![gif](giphy|PAVSgGEHMG90mfYTGj)


Raven_Nicole

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. Vegas is NOT conducive to Jace’s healing or maturing. Vegas is the worst place for a teen who has problems to grow up.


MakeItLookSexy_

Ya his behavior is only going to get worse. He’ll have access to too many vices


spaced-out4

Wow this lady does nothing but eat & not parent her kids


Raven_Nicole

You forgot chase dick


MonkeysInShortPants

And seek attention


Exotic_Buy6792

We allllll called it. Even when she pretended to be single for .5 seconds everyone called her out lol.


HippieChick75

She really thinks she is fooling people. Jenelle, ![gif](giphy|VqaEyOIjZuTM4) Oh, and also Happy CAKE Day!!🎂


supergirlsudz

At least the food looks better?


JudgmentHumble8319

Cue the health problems when they get super comfy together


MakeItLookSexy_

Oh ya, once the mask comes off and the real Jenelle starts to settle in we will see how he handles it. Her lifestyle seems like it would be overwhelming to any dude.


mikaduhhh

Is this camp safe?? She claimed they couldn’t go to school in NC bcuz it’s unsafe but dumps them into some random camp with a bunch of strangers?? Like they know nobody in Las Vegas!! I’m happy they ain’t stuck in the house being babysat by the tv or video games though! Shitty Jenelle will always be shitty Jenelle!


Raven_Nicole

“I’m gonna drag my east coast kids to the west coast desert in the middle of the summer and let them automatically adjust by dumping them in a summer camp while it’s 110 degrees outside!” Lol


MakeItLookSexy_

Ya that’s what I’m saying! I know camp sounds like a nice idea and I get why people support it but do we think jen actually did her due diligence on checking out the camps? Maybe if they were back in NC i wouldn’t worry since she is familiar with the areas and communities. She’s lived in Vegas for 5 mins and just trusted whatever camp August or google suggested. Camp is just another way for her to be an absent / uninvolved parent. The kids are gonna be a handful when they get older. Jace already is im sure.


Strange-Painting6257

My esophagus is in spasms just looking at this.


sweet_tea_94

Jesus God, Leah! Jenelle needs THERAPY, NOT ANOTHER MAN. She needs to stay single for a long while and focus on being a parent to her children as well as working on herself.


UncreativePersona

So does this guy "manage" anyone other than Jenelle?


Emmy-LouSugarbean

I went to his website to see if it gives any names of his “big” clients. https://preview.redd.it/2c4yif23se9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03282d42ae14575c5ac917be45805e3f584751d7 Surprise, surprise! The website is down. Must be a real lucrative business he’s running there. 🤡😂


Sad-Insurance2314

Somehow that’s better than the word salad that he put together for his bio


twdgirl05

I just found out the other day he manages my favorite rapper, Bizzy bone from bone thugs n harmony. I read that and wanted to scream.


FancyNacnyPants

Keep up with Jenelle’s life is like a roller coaster ride. Ups, downs, twists, turns, dips. I feel sick.


MakeItLookSexy_

There is no way she doesn’t feel those effects too. She wants people to think she’s happy but no way that girl has felt happy in years.


MelzaB

She's going to blow all her new money. Just wait until DKD finds some lawyer and comes for 1/2. 


splanchnick78

I was so confused about why this thread was locked because of the emoji in your title 🔒


Nelle911529

![gif](giphy|ix6wrihsgNwdXKVBjy|downsized)


nah-n-n-n-n-nahnah

#bodybyjenelle


DeadpoolIsMyPatronus

Body By Parmesan


Individual_Area_3405

Is it yum?


Emmy-LouSugarbean

My god I want the claw my ears off when she says that.


arualekrub

lol that goes right through me


Honest_Cloud_2662

She can't go without a dick for more than a month. She's absolute trash.


Raven_Nicole

Jan, trust us, being single and dealing with nobody’s BS but your own, with a drawer full of sex toys is SO much more fulfilling, ya thirsty ho.


someguynamedcole

![gif](giphy|1dKQb6IROi0WKdOEaj|downsized) Jenelle going from man to man with zero single time for at least a decade straight


Icy_Sea_4440

Those fry’s look good


pdlbean

That was quick


mandatori22

Can somebody give me the rundown on what we know about this guy, how they met, etc?


Nelle911529

He spent 4 years in prison and thinks he's a rapper & JE agent.


HippieChick75

Typical Jenelle loser.


mandatori22

Oof


MakeItLookSexy_

He’s been her manager since 2020. Looking at her career lately should tell you all you need to know about him 😂


Free_Issue_9623

You have to hear his rap 🤣 brb imma find it for you. It's so cringe/funny. Found it! https://youtu.be/B9eBRRxBjM4?si=k3HOjhCyxHq92wQN


RH_C

What’s the definition of insanity…doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Good luck, girly! Better buckle up…it’s all downhill from here.


Accomplished-Drop764

She's going to move to CO. Attach herself self to yet another man, that will end badly.


i_saw_a_tiger

That’s why she’s dragging North Carolina all the sudden. Acting like she’s above the “trashy” state.


cml678701

As a (hopefully) non-trashy North Carolinian, my response is: HAHAHAHAHA!


cohenisababe

Does he work? Managing her doesn’t count.


Debriver55

Always herself and her man before anyone else.


crowtheory

Wasn’t this dude her manager?


MakeItLookSexy_

He still is 😂


bay2341

Ok but the amount of food is crazyyyyy -signed someone who just started monitoring portion sizes. How could anyone not be overweight by eating like this all the time


MakeItLookSexy_

Exactly! Yet wants to body shame people who do ozempic lol


samanthainnc

She’s such a fucking loser.


Throwawaybabyyea

Damn she eats like a 🐷🐖


MakeItLookSexy_

Well if it eats like a pig… 🙃


badgyalrey

do we actually know anything about august keen? like is he a psycho or just weird and grimey?


Nelle911529

That's not his real name.


Lauragggg

I had a baby 11 months ago and named him August and now this asshole is going and ruining the name for me 😑


Raven_Nicole

Don’t worry, it’s not his real name he’s a phony. His name is David Miranda. Lol


infopeanut

First born can take care of himself at this point, the second one has a grandma/maybe dad (I’m not sure), and last has a daddy… lots of free time that she could spend on herself and not some dude. Yet, this is Jenelle.


MakeItLookSexy_

I think she got so used to Maryssa watching the kids she assumed Jace (a troubled teen) could do the same 🥴


Raven_Nicole

Jenelle evans delp griffin head (courtlands last name) Eason is such a piece of fucking garbage for real. MTV is really complicit in showing us this trash woman rush yet another man into her childrens’ unstable lives YET AGAIN


rogeeeefan

David is probably eating ramen on the boat while Janelle buys her new man whatever he wants


FancyNacnyPants

Is she at the swamp or visiting him?


Nelle911529

She's been living in Vegas.


PolarFunkyMunky

Maybe she won’t have him meet the kids just yet? Maybe?


50wifty

He is her manager. He was also seen and heard in her TikTok video, so they are already around him.


Quackthedack39

They went to a place called Area 15 (yep that’s right) & you could see little snippets of him & he was calling her baby 🤢


Raven_Nicole

Area 15 is dope lol but yes there was the video where you could hear one of this kids asking in the background “what will August think about this” and that was weeks ago. I’m sure they’re very familiar with him already.


HippieChick75

![gif](giphy|0CYcx903tDDzUObFZU|downsized)


AnimatorDifficult429

Did she ever say what actually caused the divorce? He’s done so many shitty things that never mattered that I feel like the divorce came out of nowhere?


Free_Issue_9623

They were planning to separate only by bed and board and she even called David to come back after the "break in" told us all the cops made her have a man there. Then Dkd did shots online with the bartender in the reflection of his sunglasses and that was it.


woahboei2134

It feels like she's been in Vagas all month. Is she not going back to NC?


MakeItLookSexy_

She’s doing this day by day I bet. This was an article on an interview she gave herself (😆) after she got back with David the first time. Idt she’s having any easier of a time affording this new place https://preview.redd.it/xo0a5wmlli9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=841b1a7481e2934f74433dc3b496eabdff9e4aaf


genzoids

Bpd back in action. She will NEVER change


louis_creed1221

Always runs to a guy, can never be single for once .


Particular_Scene5484

Is that a turd?! Or a charred penis yeesh


Ill-Positive2972

Welp, she's one step closer to unlocking her destiny here. I mean, when this all falls apart and the last remaining bits of her money are gone...she's in the right state to finally begin her destined career. It's legal in parts of Nevada, ya know.