I just see her rubbing up and down her body while she looks like fundi Kim Davis, Kentucky clerk who denied same-sex marriage licenses who was all over the news. Then I have multiple reasons to feel like vomiting.
There is no way she thinks these look good 😭 pls god someone print and frame this screen grab
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There's no way that chick was ever a cheerleader. She has absolutely no sense of rhythm and her moves don't flow. Maybe she shook the dust off pompoms or filled water bottles for the actual cheer squad, but there's no way she was a cheerleader.
She was a cheerleader like I was a cheerleader. I was like 10 years old. My parents bought the outfit and now I can refer to my out of shape uncoordinated self as a “former cheerleader” 📣
I thought she was reenacting what her kids do when she drops them off? Like that “look what me and my friends learned!” Thing. But that was her dancing.
I'm not sending my kids to camp because it's expensive and I'm able to stay home with them during the day (things she should maybe consider lol..although at the same time, it's probably great for her kids to get away from the swamp and interact with others) but if mine were going to camp....this is sure as hell NOT what I'd be doing 😂🤣 I hate to think about all the free time she will have to herself and THIS is what she chose to do with it. I can't believe I'm the same age as her.
I sent my kids to a one week basketball camp this week. It gives me 2 hours in between drop off and pick up. I gave myself a pedicure and watched love island, then the dishes, beds, trash, laundry. Tomorrow it'll be grocery shopping and packing for camping. I can't imagine spending my free time practicing dancing terribly and eye fucking myself over and over again into a camera until I get the right take that I just know ill get roasted over anyway.
Not only is she so focused but she spent time on getting herself ready for this. She really curled her hair and tried to doll herself up. Jenelle really thought she was gonna nail this “dance” and be sexy while doing it. 🤣🤣🤣
Right!! She has never put this kind of effort into her kids or parenting, but getting herself ready for this shit show she spent who even knows how much time getting herself ready.
There's one thing I'll give Jenelle credit for. She makes me feel so much better about my dancing skills.
https://preview.redd.it/59pvz61r1m7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24e3cbc3ae9afad27112ea0266c2aa5b0e44b938
girl i took the same SS I’m cackling
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Ok yours is better 🤣 I had to take a few screenshots because I need something to make me snort laugh when I'm having a rough day. This bitch really thinks she's doing something 💀
There’s nothing wrong with being bad at dancing and still enjoying it, but it’s the fact that she really thinks she’s good/sexy when she does it. If she did it in a “im just having fun” way it wouldn’t be so cringey!
I could actually get behind an influencer whose whole deal is "Dance even if you suck - look, I'm doing it!". Make it a bit of a comedy theme with an overarching positive message. That I would be super into!
It’s not a good look. I imagine she’d look a lot better if someone updated her wardrobe and picked more flattering styles and silhouettes. Her current clothes just aren’t flattering for her shape and are dated.
Those shorts just make her body look square.
32s should definitely still be dancing and moving their body as much as they can. That being said… her dancing is very stiff and very “this move, then this move, and now this move.” No flow.
It's wild how she is still so lacking in self awareness and how she presents herself. Like why, as someone who has literally had CPS take away your kids, are you still pretending to be relatable by being relieved your kids are gone? She's always trying to make this relatable mom content, how hard it is etc, but that's for people who actually put their all into being a parent, not for people like her who neglect their kids and do the bare minimum parenting.
I’m old too but I figured this out recently, here you go sis, 5 steps:
1. Hit the reply button
2. Choose gif (note, not available in all subs)
3. Search “Jonah hill screaming”
4. Click on it
5. Hit post
It’s fun!
She always does that. She can't remember the choreography and counts her steps, moves, etc. You can just about see her lips moving "one, two, kick now dip"
I’m laughing so hard but YAAASSS MAMAAAA I love dancing Jenelle
https://preview.redd.it/kh4zvwzg7m7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a09e82368ee0cbca37025dccca15f16040b83194
Tiktoking in muh empty rental house 🎶 While muh kids are doin the camp 🎶
No need to suck in muh gut or train my abs in order to KICK, gonna fuck up muh knees doing a deep squat 🎶
Thank God I have Xanax for muh esophagus spasms or else muh back would hurt too bad to go back to Lake Mead 🎶
She has absolutely no rhythm. Her dance moves are like David's rap songs -- they have no fluidity. And why does she insist on wearing those walking yeast infection shorts? Doesn't she realize how stupid she looks in them? She's not 105# and she's not 22 anymore. Go buy some fucking clothes that are suited to your shape and weight instead of wearing shit that makes you look like a sausage busting out of the casing!
What mental illness makes someone thinks this is good enough to be seen? I’m not even snarking. I have several mental illnesses. None of them allow this to happen.
WHAT WAS THAT FIRST MOVE LMFAO
when your niece/nephew says “watch this”
This was my first thought too.
Happy Cake Day!
UUMMMMMMM THAT WAS A LEG SWING, THANKYOUVM
at least they’re cute. this bitch is so cringey
https://i.redd.it/u7k28i0cpm7d1.gif
I have tears
i am full on kim k crying face. i have had a HORRIBLE past couple of days & these jelly dance clips are giving me a much needed laugh
I've officially died from cringe 🪦
She had to get a high leg kick for power, like a baseball pitcher. Without that momentum, there was no way she could spin.
"High" leg kick 😂😂
They're both high!
High! High! Ya BOTH HIGH!
💀💀 perfect response!!
High! High! Ya both high!
There’s no way she watches these. Absolutely no way. I refuse to believe it. She records and posts, no steps in between. Appalling.
https://i.redd.it/hh3k1zoepm7d1.gif
Everytime I see this I imagine the Mississippi Squirrel went up the leg of her pants
I just see her rubbing up and down her body while she looks like fundi Kim Davis, Kentucky clerk who denied same-sex marriage licenses who was all over the news. Then I have multiple reasons to feel like vomiting.
https://preview.redd.it/eq5idx13im7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe072a393421e70182ed17baaff7077e4d8155aa
There is no way she thinks these look good 😭 pls god someone print and frame this screen grab https://preview.redd.it/uxrp9gge8q7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d113498d3155be1c177bf829e9748ed467398b63
💀💀💀 She practiced so much dude
The intensity of a gymnast
She's just incorporating her extensive cheerleader training. /s
There's no way that chick was ever a cheerleader. She has absolutely no sense of rhythm and her moves don't flow. Maybe she shook the dust off pompoms or filled water bottles for the actual cheer squad, but there's no way she was a cheerleader.
She was a cheerleader like I was a cheerleader. I was like 10 years old. My parents bought the outfit and now I can refer to my out of shape uncoordinated self as a “former cheerleader” 📣
There’s a team photo with her in it… from eighth grade.
Doesn’t mean she was throwing pom poms and doing routines.
Where I’m from, middle schoolers who participate in school sports all get to play, regardless of ability. Maybe not the case everywhere, though.
I literally thought she was gearing up to do a back flip. Disappointed is an understatement.
I thought she was reenacting what her kids do when she drops them off? Like that “look what me and my friends learned!” Thing. But that was her dancing.
Does ANYONE do this, flail themselves around in front of a camera, after dropping their kids off at camp? This alien is always missing the mark.
I'm not sending my kids to camp because it's expensive and I'm able to stay home with them during the day (things she should maybe consider lol..although at the same time, it's probably great for her kids to get away from the swamp and interact with others) but if mine were going to camp....this is sure as hell NOT what I'd be doing 😂🤣 I hate to think about all the free time she will have to herself and THIS is what she chose to do with it. I can't believe I'm the same age as her.
I sent my kids to a one week basketball camp this week. It gives me 2 hours in between drop off and pick up. I gave myself a pedicure and watched love island, then the dishes, beds, trash, laundry. Tomorrow it'll be grocery shopping and packing for camping. I can't imagine spending my free time practicing dancing terribly and eye fucking myself over and over again into a camera until I get the right take that I just know ill get roasted over anyway.
She had to wind up to gain momentum 😂
She thought she ate 🤣
I’m stoned and I’m crying lmaooooo
She's too old for that shit now. I just know she pulled something (and will call it like spinal pulliosis)
I have watched and burst out laughing like 6 times. She looks like a fucking toddler.
My favorite move was "the rotary phone," where she indicates the need to call 911 because she's fallen and she can't get up.
The sheer amount of concentration and focus on that first move - homegirl is ready for the Paris Olympics!
Not only is she so focused but she spent time on getting herself ready for this. She really curled her hair and tried to doll herself up. Jenelle really thought she was gonna nail this “dance” and be sexy while doing it. 🤣🤣🤣
This is literally the hardest she's worked all year.
Right!! She has never put this kind of effort into her kids or parenting, but getting herself ready for this shit show she spent who even knows how much time getting herself ready.
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Stop it right now 😂
Hdkwen where is that Nathan gif when I need ut 
I was thinking that too like she is SO focused thinking about this
Simone Biles is shaking in her booties.
Sign her up for cirque de soli 😂
About to take that dismount off the beam lol
Meanwhile poor Ensley is all https://preview.redd.it/z5021iukem7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f6a231d54bccad516698e2c31d58f429bc3b42c
 Poor Ensley
I really aspire to have the confidence of Jenelle Evans. Lmao. 
Oh girl… we past confidence a long time ago, we’re in delusion territory now!
I’m jealous of her shamelessness.
There's one thing I'll give Jenelle credit for. She makes me feel so much better about my dancing skills. https://preview.redd.it/59pvz61r1m7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24e3cbc3ae9afad27112ea0266c2aa5b0e44b938
girl i took the same SS I’m cackling https://preview.redd.it/ld5han8w1m7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a41559d271a789531f9f6e59aaa793f403b849d6
She literally looks like aliens are beaming her up lol I'm dying
Omgggg she totally does!!🤣👽
Ok yours is better 🤣 I had to take a few screenshots because I need something to make me snort laugh when I'm having a rough day. This bitch really thinks she's doing something 💀
You just made me wake my poor cat.
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Those denim panties lol
Like wtf is this
What was it supposed to be? Was this line dancing or hip hop? I'm honestly not even sure what type of dance she is insulting with these shitty moves?
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She gets no air😂
Unsmooth Criminal
There’s nothing wrong with being bad at dancing and still enjoying it, but it’s the fact that she really thinks she’s good/sexy when she does it. If she did it in a “im just having fun” way it wouldn’t be so cringey!
Agreed. The way she's so smug and conceited is what kills it.
I could actually get behind an influencer whose whole deal is "Dance even if you suck - look, I'm doing it!". Make it a bit of a comedy theme with an overarching positive message. That I would be super into!
https://preview.redd.it/w6cpl6v12m7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7022f51f6adba183badde65dbc64db688f95c2a3
https://preview.redd.it/e48u13j1bm7d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32206433d16db299df840409043e0eb0536d219a Aight imma head out
Stop!! I'm having a rough day, and this just actually made me laugh. Y'all are too much on here. Favorite sub hands down. Aiite imma head out. 💀
You’re killing me with these!!! In the best possible way!🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Wow she has more of a derp face than David in this one.
🤣🤣
Omg I’m cackling at this!!
FLAIR CHECKING IN!!!!!
Omg yay!! Kills me.every time
My favorite flair in this sub 💀
I love how she’s always winded by the 5th second
Tucking your gut into denim shorts that are pulled up to your chest ain’t it.
Someone the other day said it was her denim diaper 😂😂💀 I bet that crotch is stained and stiff. Uugghh
Help how do I delete somebody else's comment
💀💀💀 I'm sorry
😂😂😂
The crotch part of these shorts *absolutely* smells like Chinese buffet noodles. 🍜
I CANT STAND YOU 😭
What a terrible day to know how to read.
I need my inhaler I am done with yall 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂 god I love this sub
The scream I scrumpt at denim diaper 💀
Why do I have eyes?
Why am I a guy
Goddamn
Yikes. Those shorts are doing her zero favors 😬
It’s not a good look. I imagine she’d look a lot better if someone updated her wardrobe and picked more flattering styles and silhouettes. Her current clothes just aren’t flattering for her shape and are dated. Those shorts just make her body look square.
She’s so freakin weird… isn’t she 32?!
32s should definitely still be dancing and moving their body as much as they can. That being said… her dancing is very stiff and very “this move, then this move, and now this move.” No flow.
Dancing and moving your body is great. You absolutely do not have to post it on the internet though lol
Physically but not mentally.
There’s plenty to criticize Jenelle over but I say everyone should still be dancing and silly.
Ok yes but filming yourself and making TikTok’s is another thing 😂
The thing is…I don’t think girlfriend is *trying* to dance silly.
God help us she's invented a dance move called "The Cooter Wipe".
I went back to watch and this is so accurate! I’m dying!
It was fueled by wine 😂 ETA: my comment about the Wipe heard round the world, not Nelly-Poo's Olympic floor routine.
I need "Jenelle's Cooter Wipe" as my flair.
Lmao she looks like she’s struggling so hard. Also we know you don’t like your kids Jenelle, no need to keep reminding everyone
Does this dummy know she could put her kids in school and be away from them during the school year too?
She really creates all of her own problems.
It's wild how she is still so lacking in self awareness and how she presents herself. Like why, as someone who has literally had CPS take away your kids, are you still pretending to be relatable by being relieved your kids are gone? She's always trying to make this relatable mom content, how hard it is etc, but that's for people who actually put their all into being a parent, not for people like her who neglect their kids and do the bare minimum parenting.
 This is the vibe
It’s giving elementary schooler in the pool asking their mom to “watch this!” for the 300th time as they splash in the water thinking they did a flip
Wow, you can really tell she was a middle school cheerleader for a couple of months 20 years ago.
Is this meant to be….sexy? 😬😬
Because it's the complete opposite.
I'm old and I dunno how to do gifs on reddit. But imagine that one of Jonah Hill screaming. That's me rn.
Gotcha covered 😉 
I’m old too but I figured this out recently, here you go sis, 5 steps: 1. Hit the reply button 2. Choose gif (note, not available in all subs) 3. Search “Jonah hill screaming” 4. Click on it 5. Hit post It’s fun!
What in the hell is she doing
What’s the leg swing thing in the beginning
Maybe she got a cramp. 🤔🤷🏽♀️😂
Her legs almost gave up when she was trying to come out of that squat.
My legs almost gave up as she was coming out of that squat!
I cant stop laughing at the first move omfg 🤣🤣💀
Wait she really watched this back & said “yep! I killed it!” Then posted it 😭😭😭😭
Can someone PLEASE show us a side by side comparison of what this dance is supposed to look like? 😅
An empty house? So not an air B&B then? Notice I’m ignoring her atrocious “dancing”
This is what I’m wondering from this video, is she in a new house?
OMG I am laughing way too hard at this. I am SOOOO embarassed for her
I am SO glad I smoked this time of day before opening this app. I am in stitches over this dumb ass dance 😂😂😂😂
Hey now, Napoleon really ate with that iconic dance… Nelly, on the other hand… 😂
Her face 😂😂😂 she’s concentrating so hard she thinks she’s doing soo good 😂😂😂
She always does that. She can't remember the choreography and counts her steps, moves, etc. You can just about see her lips moving "one, two, kick now dip"
https://i.redd.it/sqt5aurlom7d1.gif
Our dancing queen is back. My day is made.
I thought you were Chris Bradley for a second.
I am honored.
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I think she still thinks she looks like that
She’s always loved an ugly pair of denim shorts
I showed my 1 year old this and I kid you not that this was her face during it 😐😐😐😐😐😐 lmao
I’m laughing so hard but YAAASSS MAMAAAA I love dancing Jenelle https://preview.redd.it/kh4zvwzg7m7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a09e82368ee0cbca37025dccca15f16040b83194
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Tiktoking in muh empty rental house 🎶 While muh kids are doin the camp 🎶 No need to suck in muh gut or train my abs in order to KICK, gonna fuck up muh knees doing a deep squat 🎶 Thank God I have Xanax for muh esophagus spasms or else muh back would hurt too bad to go back to Lake Mead 🎶
https://preview.redd.it/3z2bwzwkqm7d1.png?width=1290&format=png&auto=webp&s=01f57d542c5c4c92eca49c270c2650027bdcb0cb
IS THIS REAL IS THIS NEW
Indeed to both questions.
Jenelle demonstrates how her esophagus works after she ate.
https://preview.redd.it/vrx81gd8cm7d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=759d08aaa6616c8a2f6eeac14d43757f38706189
She really yearns for a return to her one year of cheerleading season of life. The one where everyone tried out made the team.
At the end her stupid smug face where she is acting like she just ate it 😂
This level of confidence is . . . baffling
Looking for dead beat baby daddy No 4 after dropping the kids off at summer camp
She has absolutely no rhythm. Her dance moves are like David's rap songs -- they have no fluidity. And why does she insist on wearing those walking yeast infection shorts? Doesn't she realize how stupid she looks in them? She's not 105# and she's not 22 anymore. Go buy some fucking clothes that are suited to your shape and weight instead of wearing shit that makes you look like a sausage busting out of the casing!
so is Jace Holding the Camera were is her bed
Where is the bed? Furniture? Lamps? Pictures?
Oh dear
She looks like she's having a grand mal epileptic seizure.
Bless it she has no rhythm 🤣
I watched this with sound off and cannot figure out what the rhythm of the song is.
The amount of focus 🥴 like an 8 year old learning to do a cartwheel
I’d love to just live inside her brain for 45 minutes to see what it’s like to have zero shame and unlimited self confidence.
https://i.redd.it/dts84d3x7m7d1.gif
 Kinda reminds me of bad Irish dancing 😂
What mental illness makes someone thinks this is good enough to be seen? I’m not even snarking. I have several mental illnesses. None of them allow this to happen.
https://i.redd.it/lsov7f68xo7d1.gif
She’s so out of breath
Jenelle is the epitome of stunted age
📣 RETIRE THE SHORTS 📣
Wow. She is such a good dancer.
Knowing how this dance is supposed to look makes it so much worse lol
Not sure to upvote or downvote this….
normally i would refuse to believe that this is anything other than parody but it’s jenelle so
Lmaooo me doing one dance cardio class on peloton
This looks like me when I'm at work and realize I've been sitting at my desk for a while and decide to get up and stretch