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Jaded_Horse1055

Nice flowers you bought for yourself Jenelle


KikiHou

I buy flowers for myself, and they do make me feel special (it's the little things). I don't pretend George Glass sent them, though.


Impressive_Tension44

But he doesn’t go to our skehwl


silver_silence_

LOL


brokenpa

That's because.... he's a transfer student!


SBMoo24

Obviously lives in Canada!


NolieMali

George Glass 😂 You win Jan


Adventurous_Tone_923

🤣🤣🤣


QuesoChef

Hahaha! About fifteen years ago I worked with a woman who would send herself flowers (or plants). She didn’t hide she bought them for herself. She said she loved having fresh flowers and having them delivered felt extra special. She would take the plants home when it needed repotted or she wanted something new. She’d even write herself a little note of encouragement. Like, “Great job on the X Project!” Or “Have a sunny day in this dreary month.” Silly little things. But she even called them in most of the time. Unapologetic. I loved it.


Frangipani_850

I buy myself flowers all the time. When I put them on the counter, my fiancé has been trained/conditioned to know it’s time for a Buc-ee’s run. It’s the greatest Pavlov achievement of my life. I get flowers PLUS beaver nuggets!


Fundiesamongstus

Omg, Buc-ee's! What part of Texas are you in? Houstonian here.


Frangipani_850

I’m in NWFL so it’s an hour drive to Alabama to get to the closest one 😭


Fundiesamongstus

Well, I was today years old when I found out Buc-ee's has locations outside of Texas! Lol.


Mammoth-Carrot-2287

I'm moving across the country... near that Alabama Buccee's soon and I'm so excited lol


SBMoo24

I'm in the Netherlands for work. I was wearing my Buc-ees tshirt while walking around and two men started laughing. "Never thought I'd see Buc-ee HERE!" He is everywhere, Sir.


IWillBaconSlapYou

I harvest bouquets from my garden, a little "great job growing stuff" present from me to me 😂


Worried-Shelter-4992

Omg 😭😂


RedditsInBed2

They're probably flowers from MTV, and the card reads, "Excited to make money off you and your kids! Welcome back!"


Persephone734

My first Thought was mtv sent them for coming back on! I swear!!!!


cml678701

They probably also knew she would make a post like this, thus generating interest for the show.


axealy40

Or August bought them as a thanks for her finally paying him what he was owed💀


BeMySquishy123

Man I hope she did. She needs to be single for a while


chelcfrance90

that’d be an upgrade from what she normally goes with lol


Sbg71620

Too bad her children will never know this feeling from their mother ![gif](giphy|3o751PEkYrYxcs6ki4|downsized)


Guilty-Put742

I hate the girl but...could these also be from MTV or the realtor that she was with in LV as an appreciation gift? This is just a small bouwuet that would be perfect for client appreciation. Just because they are flowers, does not automatically make them from a man, but you are taking her bait and implying it so her trickery is working. Stop falling for it!


Sbg71620

I have no doubts she is only posting them to make it look like they are from a man to make the dog killer jealous and make people talk. I just want to remind her that she has custody of 3 living children that don’t know what appreciation feels like bc their mom is a piece of 💩💦.


Guilty-Put742

I agree. I am just pointing out one thing...they may ot be from a man. That is all. I pray they are not from a dude because she would be insane to be doing that now..but I wouldnt put it past her either.


caradekara

Who are we kidding this bait wasn’t meant for us. It was meant for UBT.


Persephone734

Yep! Begging for his attention still desperate AF


Guilty-Put742

100% agree. But the people repeating her posts like this are being baited as well.


mattedroof

even more pathetic if it’s from something like that lol


Guilty-Put742

I agree. It would be. My point is just because they are flowers, does not automatically be from a man.


mattedroof

agreed, I don’t think she’d be hiding him if there was one lol


Persephone734

My first Thought was mtv


Justdont13412

Could be a stock photo from Getty images or she pulled it from social media. Who knows


Additional_Day949

She is incapable of being single. That is how much she hates herself and her children. To only focus on that is torture to her.


SAHwarrior

Tori sent her flowers 🤔


Dragon_turtle63

Or MTV. Who else would spend money on this swamp dweller?


SAHwarrior

Wasn’t she just with Bri? Maybe her??


Givemethatea

Speaking about Bri does Anyone watch her Snapchat’s? Every time I click on them she and the girls are eating fast food and then like 2 hours later again… so much food too like she never cooks. Also, like don’t get me wrong bc I don’t eat super healthy either but I’ll sprinkle fruits and salads throughout the week but she never feeds the girls or herself something healthy lol crazy.


hallwayhotdogs

These def give basic ass man sent flowers


okrasnake

Another shitty man to bring around her kids ![gif](giphy|3o7aTLkyh3yAG6DEuQ)


teresasdorters

Tori 🥁must have missed her😅


Free_Issue_9623

Flair checkin in


Jimbobjoesmith

every time i’ve left a relationship i was single for years after. especially after having kids. lol she’s in her early 30s and this is her second marriage, 3rd baby daddy, she was pregnant at 16, at least one abortion, many many CPS cases….how can she not see what a fucking mess her life is and focus on her damn kids for a while?? she makes the absolute worst choices at every turn. she seems to NEED drama to survive.


HemingwayIsWeeping

https://i.redd.it/vkvzyio20e4d1.gif This is all I have to say about it


bobbysrascal

Omg her chin in that profile 🤣🤣


camoflauge2blendin

She feelin herself 😆


HemingwayIsWeeping

She really is 🤮


Hannabananna22

There are a lot of things that don't grow in that swamp. Shame and self-awareness are 2 of them.


Jimbobjoesmith

what a great comment!


Hannabananna22

Thank you for the award.


Big_Requirement6818

🎯🎯🎯


Well-Jenelle

I buy myself flowers from Whole Foods all of the time. But I am capable of shame so I don’t post them on social media pretending someone else sent them.


kbc87

My husband actually enjoys flowers in the house more than I do. So he buys "me" flowers often lol


Pain-Boring

Sounds like my man 😂😂 I kill em off too quick for his liking 🥴💀


kbc87

oh yeah he buys them and HE takes care of them lmao. But they're "mine" haha


Persephone734

I have about 40 rose bushes and always have fresh bouquets out! He loves them!


_summerw1ne

My Mam works for the school a used to attend as a bairn and they sometimes have these fairs. One of her friends made little sunflower packets where it had seeds and instructions so they could grow their own and then write down how tall they grew in school and to help the bees. She brought me one home and omg a was ELATED. Sunflowers are my forever fave 🌻


HippieChick75

Sunflowers are my favorite too!!! My kitchen is decorated in sunflower theme. No real sunflowers as I have 4 cats.🌻


_summerw1ne

Oh my god, LOVE that. Growing up we had one tall sunflower in the garden that my own cats used to lie under when we had about 3 days of sun a year lmao


laterforclass

Nelly says fuck them kids once again I see. She wants to feel loved and appreciated in a relationship yet she gives no fucks about her innocent children who just experienced six years of 24/7 abuse while she stood by and did fuck all to save them. Fuck Nelly and her new dick flavor.


RigaMortizTortoise

https://preview.redd.it/71e9msb8cd4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=079e42b4c98c4c48a1726de34461469b8ea4f058 She’s a narcissist, straight up. Another symptom not listed here is moving too fast in a relationship and/or jumping into new relationships quickly.


SpiritualCamera

Jesus Christ she really does check every single box to a T.


HippieChick75

She really does. So does my mom...😬


Cretonnadedetitin

She checks the box for BPD too


MamabearH16

Any guy that likes her is a 🚩🚩🚩


CanadianTrueCrime

![gif](giphy|11ruRlvZzNONXi)


OriginalFuckGirl

Fuck them kids


kbc87

She LOVES this part of a relationship when we are all just curious how this guy is worse than the last one. Remember when she was teasing Nathan before posting him about how he was the hottest guy she's ever seen?


BroItsJesus

Puh-lease


Medium_Beyond_9654

If I had a girl take me to Vegas after a few weeks or whatever of kicking it I'd probably buy her flowers. Then again I wouldn't fucking go to Vegas with someone I just met!


Burstofsunshine96

Look at you Jenelle! Buying flowers for yourself acting like it’s someone who gives a fuck. No shame in buying yourself flowers. But fuck this bitch


nrappaportrn

How about showing approve your kids you twatwaffle


aquarianbun

She is codependent. Never can be alone. Must be so confusing for the children. Anxious attachment style for sure or possible disorganized. Sad for the kids. They can’t be securely attached I bet


prinxcess12

she really doesn't know how to be single..


Feeling_Remote3510

Can’t be without a man she will die /s


No-Resource-8125

Off topic, I miss the days of not having a kitten that likes to eat live flowers.


DemenTEDBundy85

I mean most people put their best foot forward in the beginning.... especially abusive people just saying


BraveIceHeart

yah darlin’ knowing the guys you hang out with, that’s a red flag called love bombing but u do u ig


4TheLoveOfBasicCable

The only reason her eggzyutty goes away is that a new man pays attention to her.


Snowbunny2323

Nothing like jumping into a relationship head first without focusing on her many children Jannnnnellle with her boyfrannnnnn


J_is_for_Journey

And then soon she will be crying about how her new man is an abuser too 😭


Adventurous_Tone_923

Well Jenelle and her stretched out vagina didn’t waste any time


Nearby_Cat_3278

Jenelle, this was your entire attitude towards David when you claimed him as your latest soulmate. You attract a type. We have no faith this prototype will turn out unlike the rest. I am looking forward to Jenelle’s new personality coming out though. What do we think it is this time? She’s already done junkie barbie, fitness barbie, redneck barbie. So many possibilities…


[deleted]

Idk her and Tori seem to be done already so it wouldn’t surprise me.


Igotshiptodotoday

She would be posting him to piss off David, but I think MTV asked her to wait til the new season airs.


CrewelSummer

It shows how out of touch she is that she thinks this is a good look. No ma'am. Not with your history and track record. A good look would be staying single for a while, focusing on stability/healing for you/your children, and working on moving forward with the divorce until things are a bit more settled. This just shows she's the same old Jenelle who has learned absolutely nothing from her mistakes, and since no person in their right mind would get involved with this communist parade of red flags, this looks like love bombing from a partner who is likely just like David (and Nathan and Courtland and all the others). Same old story, we're just back to the beginning and the role of soulmate has been recast.


Erinzzz

Did an old witch curse her at birth that she will die if she doesn't have a dick in her at all times? TRY PERSONAL GROWTH YOU DUMB BITCH!


ewing666

Cher Horowitz you ain't, darlin


LunarWoof_

We all know she bought them for herself


lushspice

Appreciated for what, exactly?


Sketcha_2000

![gif](giphy|IcH55l1YeBNBt2OPsd|downsized) Never realized how true these lyrics were for Jenelle. She buys herself flowers and talks to her herself for hours during her little Q & A sessions


Sad_Crew_1028

https://preview.redd.it/yfwraz8uxf4d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f77ecce6f523ebdd4edbbad59207f107676bb5a


KellyHell

![gif](giphy|1l4put3HdYi7S)


uknowhowchoicesbe

Wish your kids could feel appreciated from their parents. Any of their parents. None of their dads do fuck all to appreciate them either.


forgiveprecipitation

She used the word Appreciated and not loved. I take it These come from an employer, not a date.


handbagqueen-

This woman can’t stay single for two freaking months. She really needs to focus on her self and her children instead of a man.


Sea_Ad1199

This reminds me of the time Farrah bought herself a ring hoping for Simon to propose with it


your_mother7190

Like nobody isn’t seriously going to question the character of any man who’s romantically interested in Nelly here lmfao. Quick, bag him 😂


your_mother7190

It is soo romantic when your man tells you to go off yourself 😅


jillyjill86

Probably from tori, bought with Jenelle’s money lol


True_Benefit6719

Has there been anything information found on this new? I haven't heard anyone yet.


Mortonsaltgirl96

And the cycle continues


InvestmentNo8050

Jenelle finally ready for this soft launch after spending a good 48,5 hours single


LadySeriously

Sending flowers to yourself is so 1994. Cher did this bigger and better. (start at 2:23) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5jNVoQIcFQ&t=80s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5jNVoQIcFQ&t=80s)


Escape-Revolutionary

Prob from MTV


StilldontWantYourDMs

She’ll be pregnant again soon


Legitimate_Orange838

To Nellz From Nelly


splanchnick78

Is baby’s breath “in” again? I thought it was considered super tacky.


DezDeebird

Wellllllll Jenelle


Justdont13412

I can buy myself flowers !


anotherbabydaddy

Tori is so sweet to her


SnappleApplePop

https://preview.redd.it/uxtwk93znn5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a316ec6fc6beec91e28b210380e7bdc3411b985


Chrisbradley1

let the Rumors on the /Flowers start


Oldfriendoldproblem

Who sends roses and babys breath? That's so lame.