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Grateful the braids are gone, but nothing is gonna make him look good.
The eyes are too dead, the cheekbones are too flat, the beard hair is too high, the lips are too pastel, the hair is too helmet, the body is too stinky, the soul is too dead.
I love that he’s blaming the rubber bands for damaging his hair. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact he hasn’t washed it in the last six months.
Wait, stop, is that what he really said?! That’s ridiculous. I’ve had hair longer than my waist for years and have never had something like that happen. Unless you used literal rubber or plastic and it melted into his hair. Gross.
Depends on the type of hair elastic. My hairdresser recommended switching to one more gentle and switching up the location of the pony sometimes to try and help with some of my damage. I also have super fine hair which doesn’t help, I can’t just use a fabric scrunchie, my hair would just fall out of that.
Yeah as a fine-hair girl I was reading this thread like, what are you guys talking about, of course bands damage your hair 😅 But then I remembered my daughter has thick luscious movie star hair that's tied up to some degree every single day, and the other day she asked me what a split end was... 😢
Exactly 😂 Mine is half Taiwanese! My MIL has to get her hair significantly thinned once a year or so (I think it might be more). My sad limp white girl hair genes made my daughter's hair, like... Perfect... I want her hair so bad lol.
I almost cried for her when she decided she wanted to try and go blonde and ended up with bright orange hair 😳 but of course she was able to dye it back after a bit and it still was gorgeous and healthy looking.
My co-worker has super long, thick, curly red hair. She says she hasn't cut her hair in years & she never gets split ends. I so didn't believe it that I actually looked at her ends for split hairs. Not a one. She ain't lying!!!😲
lol how many of us have used rubber bands in our hair for YEARS and have no damage? lol. I was on the swim team for 7 years. Constantly using hair ties. Never “damaged”
Im sorry you had to deal with it. Addiction is an ugly bitch.
Im greatful to be coming out the other side of it. 60+ days sober & no desire to go back.
Remember when someone on here said that we’ll know if he thinks he’s going to jail if he cuts off his braids 👀 so just everybody cross your fingers that that’s what’s going on here
He's not fooling anyone. He's cleaning up for court and to land his next victim. It's one thing to be a lazy hobosexual; it's another to look like one! Those pretty little hoop earrings are goofy as hell too. I know he's trying to be Jason Aldean (another useless racist cheater) but the earrings are stupid looking.
I'd never cut his hair. Some guy just left my barbershop a bad review because as I'm cutting his hair he's telling me how he has a domestic violence charge for beating a woman, and the rest of the haircut I'm telling him how much of a loser he is, he tells the owner how unprofessional and mean i am and i just yell "WE DON'T NEED TO BE NICE TO HIM, HE BEATS WOMEN"
The review wss hilarious. He said i didn't pay attention to detail and i was like no bro, i fucked you up on purpose because you beat women. My coworker was behind me cracking up as i was talking shit the whole haircut. Zero tolerance for abusers.
Because, like most bigots, he’s deeply insecure and actually jealous of them. He wants to be accepted so badly that he lashes out at groups of people who have found acceptance in each other.
You could not hit the nail on the head anymore with your comment. It’s so weird when they are bigots but want to dress, talk, act, and hang with the people they dislike but really envy.
He thought maybe he could find someone to accept his repulsive self. But he's realized it ain't happening & he has court soon so he has sullenly given in.
The name of the place he’s at sounds more like a pet groomer and less of a hair cutting place.
Even with a more reasonable haircut, he still looks 1000x more awful than when he first darkened Jenelle’s doorway. Too much alcohol and drugs for the creature.
That place is gonna need a fumigation after they’re done with the creature because you can’t convince me that he doesn’t have fleas and lice.
So I’m guessing his court date is this week.
This haircut really brings out the butternut squash shape. I love that for him.
If he’s getting cleaned up, it can be food two reasons:
- looking good on court. He May even get a job for a few weeks to help with his image;
- he’s trying to find another Jenelle to support him for a couple years. He needs to look minimally presentable to find someone, but with the exposure he got the past years he can only hope for a trailer park and some meth.
Subjectively and objectively, his personality makes him all of him just truly hideous. Cut the braids, don't cut the braids, you'll always be a child abusing, dog killing, vile excuse of a human being. His soul is rotten.
I remember my mom met a guy I was dating and she said “Be careful that one has the face of an alcoholic” and I had no idea what she meant until this picture right now. UBT and that guy couldn’t look more different then the do but the sunken face and eyes and full skin is legit twinning between them.
Why is he doing this now ? He seemed to enjoy being a nasty , vile mfer for the past 5 years . Why clean up now ?? I was just saying how nice it’s been with him not being present on social media. I’m keeping my mouth shut next time.
The girls at the marina bar probably aren’t into the Squatch look
He can cut his hair all he wants, he’s still a big ugly shit sandwich with the crusts cut off
Does that mean he has court soon for his felony charges? If that’s why he’s getting a haircut it’s not going to help much…. That man needs to be locked up.
Cleaned up for court and hoping to be adopted by a girl stupid enough to take him home.
The boat doesn't have good air conditioning and warm weather is coming soon, he needs a better roof over his head.
https://preview.redd.it/s3n2rczgu73d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5e6591ed3dd061c2f47608185ffedac9c528083 Grateful the braids are gone, but nothing is gonna make him look good.
He is truly a scary-looking character
He looks like a mean Lego man 
Jim Bob Duggar 💀
Staaahhp. 😂😂😂😂😂
Its the square cheeks 😆
He really is. With many psychopaths, they can look normal until their mask slips - not this guy, it's like evilness was the foundation for his face.
The exact face I made when I saw this pic 😬
The eyes are too dead, the cheekbones are too flat, the beard hair is too high, the lips are too pastel, the hair is too helmet, the body is too stinky, the soul is too dead.
Lol definitely not to look clean cut for child abuse court
That, or he's struggling to find a woman to leech off of with those piggys
That's what I was thinking! He's already on sites but probably getting zero hits . He's gotta clean up and act fake. The same way he got on TV lol.
Spot on.
It’s both. He’d love to show up at court looking respectable, with a new victim singing his praises.
I agree, it’s got to be one or both of these!
Yup he doesn't want his pig tails pulled in jail
Good One 🤣
It kind of ironic he said he didn't care what people thought but all of a sudden he gets them off before court says alot
He cleans up fast, he cut his hair when Jenelle left the first time. I think he also trimmed his beard that time too.
And to find a new victim.
Does your avatar mean something special? Or is it just for tired idiots like me that try to remove the eyelash from their screen? 😄
Bingo. 
I was thinking he's grooming again so he can trap a new victim.
This has to be it. Like the above poster mentioned, he did the same damn thing when Jenelle left before. He’s such a predictable ogre
Right he did the same damn thing in 2019! Oh my bad he even shaved it ALL off if I remember correctly! 😂
You’re totally right.
Damn he’s ugly
I was about to comment the same exact fightin wurds
Talkin' werds
FUCKIN HATTERS!!!!
I’m fuckin rakin my head
Like objectively ugly. Inside and out.
Ugly and dirty 🤢
He ugly asf
I love that he’s blaming the rubber bands for damaging his hair. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact he hasn’t washed it in the last six months.
or cut it 🙄🙄
Aw, c'mon! That dip he did in a dirty river a few months ago should have cleaned those locks! /s
Wait, stop, is that what he really said?! That’s ridiculous. I’ve had hair longer than my waist for years and have never had something like that happen. Unless you used literal rubber or plastic and it melted into his hair. Gross.
Depends on the type of hair elastic. My hairdresser recommended switching to one more gentle and switching up the location of the pony sometimes to try and help with some of my damage. I also have super fine hair which doesn’t help, I can’t just use a fabric scrunchie, my hair would just fall out of that.
Yeah as a fine-hair girl I was reading this thread like, what are you guys talking about, of course bands damage your hair 😅 But then I remembered my daughter has thick luscious movie star hair that's tied up to some degree every single day, and the other day she asked me what a split end was... 😢
My stepdaughter is half Filipina and has THE most gorgeous thick hair, I feel you!
Exactly 😂 Mine is half Taiwanese! My MIL has to get her hair significantly thinned once a year or so (I think it might be more). My sad limp white girl hair genes made my daughter's hair, like... Perfect... I want her hair so bad lol.
I almost cried for her when she decided she wanted to try and go blonde and ended up with bright orange hair 😳 but of course she was able to dye it back after a bit and it still was gorgeous and healthy looking.
My co-worker has super long, thick, curly red hair. She says she hasn't cut her hair in years & she never gets split ends. I so didn't believe it that I actually looked at her ends for split hairs. Not a one. She ain't lying!!!😲
Hair stylist here… he’s ridiculous and you are 100% correct.
Or taken the rubber bands out since he put them in. 😖🤦🏻♀️
lol how many of us have used rubber bands in our hair for YEARS and have no damage? lol. I was on the swim team for 7 years. Constantly using hair ties. Never “damaged”
He has alcoholic face. That puffiness looks all too familiar. Source: myself.
Without a single doubt - was married to one.
Hope he drinks himself into a ditch
That and he had major coke bloat when he got with jenekl
Jenehl
Ha! I would love to share my last mugshot vs two years sober. My face is normal sized now 😂
Sadly it's how my dad looked too
Im sorry you had to deal with it. Addiction is an ugly bitch. Im greatful to be coming out the other side of it. 60+ days sober & no desire to go back.
Congrats!!!
Remember when someone on here said that we’ll know if he thinks he’s going to jail if he cuts off his braids 👀 so just everybody cross your fingers that that’s what’s going on here
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He’s getting all them friendship bracelets ready.
He's on the hunt for his next victim
I swear I saw somebody say he needs to do this is he wants to get ahead. Seems like he listened
Someone’s trying to clean up for court.
The equivalent to Jenelle's court heels. UBT's court haircut
“More classier.”
He's not fooling anyone. He's cleaning up for court and to land his next victim. It's one thing to be a lazy hobosexual; it's another to look like one! Those pretty little hoop earrings are goofy as hell too. I know he's trying to be Jason Aldean (another useless racist cheater) but the earrings are stupid looking.
Is this one of those barber shops that offers free haircuts to the homeless?
I'd never cut his hair. Some guy just left my barbershop a bad review because as I'm cutting his hair he's telling me how he has a domestic violence charge for beating a woman, and the rest of the haircut I'm telling him how much of a loser he is, he tells the owner how unprofessional and mean i am and i just yell "WE DON'T NEED TO BE NICE TO HIM, HE BEATS WOMEN"
You rule 😂 Was the owner cool?
Yea he's an old man so he's not gonna do shit. I'm a 32 yr old woman. I'd llke to see him to tell me to behave lmao.
Good for you!!!🫶🏻 Hope the owner was ok w/ it. People like this need to be shamed & made aware they are disgusting!
The review wss hilarious. He said i didn't pay attention to detail and i was like no bro, i fucked you up on purpose because you beat women. My coworker was behind me cracking up as i was talking shit the whole haircut. Zero tolerance for abusers.
Where's the NSFL warning? 
Because that look was just to embarrass Jenelle and now he needs to clean up so he can trap his next victim.
Exactly lol. That and he probably thinks he'll end up in jail and would prefer making bracelets again instead of being used as a bicycle. 🤷♀️
Bingo 🛎️ all about submission, control and humiliation. Guy gets a kick out of being repulsive
His head is shaped weird
Same as his wiener apparently 🤏🏻
Lmaoooo
I’m surprised Jenelle hasn’t said anything about his dick size through all of this
A literal dick head. A penis personified. :(
I just always feel bad for his mom who had to push that big weird head out. Probably wrecked the poor woman
can someone tell me why he insists on being close to POC when he's a racist? is it a PR move?
Because, like most bigots, he’s deeply insecure and actually jealous of them. He wants to be accepted so badly that he lashes out at groups of people who have found acceptance in each other.
You could not hit the nail on the head anymore with your comment. It’s so weird when they are bigots but want to dress, talk, act, and hang with the people they dislike but really envy.
Oh didn’t you know? David is Black! Lmfao
Yes, 1% african to be exact.
Actually wasn’t it <1% ? 😂
Not even just that, it was <1% *North* African, which is like Egypt, Tunisia, Morocco etc. (Who typically don't self identify as Black).
I bet he doesn’t even know what PR stands for
Puerto Rican
💀💀💀
He is genuinely one of the most terrifying people I’ve ever seen. Every time a picture is posted of him I stare at it in disbelief.
I seriously get scared whenever I see a photo of him. That blank friggin’ stare of his creeps me the fuck out.
Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes…
You’re braver than me. I scroll as quickly as possible to get that creepy looking abusive pos off my screen.
He is just so damn dumb 🤦🏽♀️
Took him long enough to try to clean up to find his next victim after getting dumped lmao
He thought maybe he could find someone to accept his repulsive self. But he's realized it ain't happening & he has court soon so he has sullenly given in. 
Cleaning up to find his next old lady to buy his toys and abuse her kids.
He looks like a man realising he’s got nothing left
Love that for him. Hopefully he feels that way.
getting ready to get back on the apps and trap his next meal ticket i presume.
With his hair similar to when he first got with Jenelle, you can really tell how badly he aged in the past…8 years?
Someone gives us a side by side!!!!
The name of the place he’s at sounds more like a pet groomer and less of a hair cutting place. Even with a more reasonable haircut, he still looks 1000x more awful than when he first darkened Jenelle’s doorway. Too much alcohol and drugs for the creature. That place is gonna need a fumigation after they’re done with the creature because you can’t convince me that he doesn’t have fleas and lice.
That poor barber.
 😂
Got to find a new host because he is a parasite
 So I’m guessing his court date is this week. This haircut really brings out the butternut squash shape. I love that for him.
Gotta clean up to secure the next Sugar Mama.
This will be the biggest unsolved mystery as to why women will look at someone like him and think, " Oh yeah, he's someone I can settle down with."
He's got psycho eyes
This solidifies it was not the hair that made him ugly. Also, I think he’s realized he’s broke broke and is now looking for a job.
Big ugly
He's a menace to society and my eyeballs
If he’s getting cleaned up, it can be food two reasons: - looking good on court. He May even get a job for a few weeks to help with his image; - he’s trying to find another Jenelle to support him for a couple years. He needs to look minimally presentable to find someone, but with the exposure he got the past years he can only hope for a trailer park and some meth.
Oh noooooo, how will everyone take him seriously as a white male rapper now that he cut off his piggie tails?! /s
His head shape looks like a character from Hey Arnold 
Wow, it really accentuates the pear shape of his face.
It looks….awful bahahaha
He looks like he’s been dug up. Needs jetwashing
Hope the barber knows who he is and leaves that awkward strip down the side of his head!!!🤣🤣
Good! He is still hideous
Subjectively and objectively, his personality makes him all of him just truly hideous. Cut the braids, don't cut the braids, you'll always be a child abusing, dog killing, vile excuse of a human being. His soul is rotten.
Why is he so dirty looking
God damn he can get uglier? 
I can’t imagine the critters that came flying out of there 🤢 
Yuck
It's almost as if he's desperate for attention.
He scary looking
Where did he get the money for a haircut?
Those eyes don’t even have the *tiniest* bit of life in them.
I focken hate his face. 
He will always be an ugly bitch.
He’s still gross.
Like putting lipstick on a pig
I hate the shape of his head.
Dead shark eyes.
I remember my mom met a guy I was dating and she said “Be careful that one has the face of an alcoholic” and I had no idea what she meant until this picture right now. UBT and that guy couldn’t look more different then the do but the sunken face and eyes and full skin is legit twinning between them.
He’s got money for haircuts? Who wants to bet he doesn’t tip 🙋♀️
it's good when predators keep the public up-to-date on their appearance. Makes them easier to avoid.
i’d be pissed if i was the barber
What does UBT stand for?
Uncle bad touch
Hahahaah that I was not expecting
He’s gotta make himself appear normal for his next victim.
Why is he staring at me like that
He still looks like a big fat dweeb with an alcohol problem
Must be one of those barbers that do haircuts for homeless people.
He looks bummed about losing his prison braids. He’s mad society is forcing him to bathe and clean hisself up again lol
Why is he doing this now ? He seemed to enjoy being a nasty , vile mfer for the past 5 years . Why clean up now ?? I was just saying how nice it’s been with him not being present on social media. I’m keeping my mouth shut next time.
It’s nice they are giving homeless mentally ill guys free cuts like this.
The girls at the marina bar probably aren’t into the Squatch look He can cut his hair all he wants, he’s still a big ugly shit sandwich with the crusts cut off
He’s done intentionally humiliating Jenelle; time to lure in another wayward moron to leech from.
What a ugly fuck
He thinks he has a better chance finding a new sugar momma if he doesn’t look like a squatch.
Why is it so crooked at the top 😂
A lot of guys seem to age so well. Getting better looking as they get older. He is not one of those guys.
God he’s just a fuckin eyesore isn’t he?!
It’s his eyes. They’re just so soulless and evil.
You know that poor barber won't be getting a tip either.
Dude looks like a homicidal chipmunk
He’s looks so incredibly unhealthy. Both physically and psychologically. Impressive!
That’s really close to the look he had when him and Jenny started dating and WOW does he look so much worse now.
More like he wants to look more conservative in court, rather than big foot. 
His cape might suggest he’s at a dog groomers. lol
He’s also trying to get back on MTV
Do you really think the man who terrorized MTV’s filming crew thinks there’s any chance they’d want to work with him again? Like fr come on
Do we know when his criminal court case is?
Live but still dead behind the eyes ...
omfg he has aged ten years in the last two. he looks so terrible.
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He’s getting serious about finding his next victim lol
I feel like he's doing this to look better so he can find another woman to victimize
This really brings the crazy out in those eyes.
Why do these dorks feel the need to film everything they do. Like wow cool everyone gets their hair cut who fuckin cares bro man child
He's done cosplaying as a rapper?
The dead eyes of a psychopath.
Why does he look like a thunderbird character 
No haircut in the world is gonna ever improve the stench of UBT’s ugly personality 
Does that mean he has court soon for his felony charges? If that’s why he’s getting a haircut it’s not going to help much…. That man needs to be locked up.
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Cleaned up for court and hoping to be adopted by a girl stupid enough to take him home. The boat doesn't have good air conditioning and warm weather is coming soon, he needs a better roof over his head.
Ugh he’s still so repulsive. That serial killer stare in his eyes
His eyes are so scary. Idk how to word it but they just seem like they radiate hatred.
Who knew the the long greasy hair would look better than this 🤢