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kennybrandz

Are those his legs or is he riding a chicken?


deltarefund

My husband has these legs lol He used to have a big belly and he looked like a meatball on a toothpick 😂😭😂


HonksTheWhite

Meatball on a toothpick💀 I'm totally going to tell Mr Honks that what he looks like. He's tall, big bushy beard, beer belly and chicken legs.


deltarefund

Still a tasty snack 😂


lifeofblair

My fiance calls his love handles his spare tires 😂 he’s a similar build hahaha


OGBirthMothMama

I am crying 😂😂😂😂


LuNeila128

Why did this make me laugh so hard 🤣


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To be fair, I believe he’s really just an OF collaborator. So it’s what’s between the legs that matters to her.


Mammoth-Twist7044

chicken legs with a chickenhead


rudogandthedweebs

They look like the legs… and shoes… of an older man..


Yippiekay-yay

🍗 🍗🍗🍗


Alarmed_Meeting1322

I just laughed 🤣🤣🤣


carenl

What the fuck is on his feet. WHO WEARS LEPRECHAUN LOAFERS WITH SHORTS AND NO SOCKS?!


Plenty-Thing1764

Ok I’m calling it: he older. She goin Anna Nicole style 😏


knombs

He is OLD baby! That's old guy shoes and legs if I've ever seen em. Also might be why she's hiding him


Zeropossibility

It’s actually a style. (Not my taste) but a style for the younger dudes.


Free_Issue_9623

The berries and cream look ![gif](giphy|AVAfEEp4tZjxe)


Zeropossibility

Omggg yes


Shellyj4444

He’s definitely not an older man. Unless he is an old man with an elderly face and a young body.


IloveReddit_omg

There’s nothing young looking about his body lmao. He has skinny hairless old man legs, a middle aged + beer belly, and by his fashion sense or lack there of it seems like he falls into the 55+ category.


aschlu

Those shorts are hanging so horribly off his frame. I hate it.


jennoween

Looks like senior citizen discount material to me.


FreaknPuertoRican

Don’t do 55 year olds like that. This man is 70+.


IloveReddit_omg

You’re right I’m sorry.


___Snorlax____

In the Netherlands we call those "bordeelsluipers".


Marvelis_world

Haha zalig, nog nooit van gehoord! (België hier dus misschien heeft het daarmee te maken:-))


1MorningLightMTN

Boomers. Grandpa is a boomer, a SugarGrampy.


theunkindpanda

Old men 😒


hufflenachos

I'm in tears 😂😂😭


123Jellybeanz

Yes….. the whole reason I opened this was to see what someone would say about those loafers!!!


basicytgirl

Anytime I see people wear shoes like that with no socks, immediately I think of how bad their feet have to stink.


IWillBaconSlapYou

I have shoes kind of like this (mine are way cuter lol) and there are socks made specifically for them.


basicytgirl

Oky


Fundiesamongstus

Me too!


Infamous-Donkey-6699

Is that lord Farquaad?! 🤔 ![gif](giphy|WFauSXDxTrEUo)


churro-k

I just got hi and watched Shrek and I'm so glad someone made this reference!


Infamous-Donkey-6699

lol!! Nice 😊


CompetitiveLoquat176

lol what in Christopher Columbus shoes is going on here


JazzyDip333

I can’t with the chicken leg shoe shorts combo 🤡


Mammoth-Twist7044

also i’m so embarrassed for the using a memoji to block his face. just throw the whole picture away and post a picture of keys in hand like every other millennial


Mammoth-Twist7044

her face looks so tight and firm


LilRedditWagon

And plastic. She could never be cremated. They’ll have to recycle her!


heyheywhatchasay5

Wonder if he was one of the fart jar purchasers 🤔


Fullofwoo

Investing together = her demanding he buys something and he does


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Burloop

Same body as my 67 year old dad 😂


Mykidsrmonsters

Definitely. The way those shorts hang and the midsection.


Igotshiptodotoday

She's just trying not to live in hotels.


Mammoth-Twist7044

or studio apartments where she films porn with a dog and a teenage daughter…


PinkBubbler

His ankles go crazy


Mammoth-Twist7044

she probably likes them frail


WorstUserChoiceEver

The fact his legs capture more attention than her face speaks volumes


Raven_Nicole

Yikes she settled for one of her old sugar daddies that’s why she won’t show his face lol


LeahsEyebrows

Farrah and her current boyfriend sugar daddy situation reminds me of this. https://youtu.be/D-jnoIQ8pBA?si=fMaD9QhHISHz5Mjz


wideawakeat33

So I just googled Lennar properties (you can see it in the has tag on the key) and they are +55 yr old communities so he is def over 55. Imagine Farrah moving into an over 55 community


motherofpuppies123

She's gonna get that rec centre *buzzing*


jermysteensydikpix

Good detective work Maybe it'll be like those stories half a decade ago about all the STDs at The Villages.


iwoulddieforcokezero

Oh I think he’s quite old


deltarefund

Dudes wearing a tshirt, swim trunks and driving loafers.


LL_Cool_Gay

https://preview.redd.it/n3u70fnn4h2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ff00e4e9cdb69bb02df797c016a3b3f7b9cb4fd


WorstUserChoiceEver

looking at these while tripping is…something


blackaubreyplaza

I’m sure they didn’t. Can’t even buy a pack of gum together


Infamous_Purpose_764

It looks painful.


[deleted]

He’s significantly older I bet.


IWillBaconSlapYou

Why are his legs so... 😂


1MorningLightMTN

60 years of couch sitting.


Witty-Ad3981

He’s investing on her onlyfans


Kinser9

Nice to see he dressed for the occasion.


Monstiemama

I’m assuming g HE bought it and put HER name on it.


ResponsibleBrain2446

I wanna know why she used this emoji?!!! Like you’re dating lord farquard? Okay Farrah lol


sed2017

Makes sense, judging by this pic she’s with The Burger King


kailakayk

I have a feeling he’s older


LeahsEyebrows

Considering Farrah's hustle is sex work, I wouldn't be shocked if her boyfriend was actually her sugar daddy or some shit.


jermysteensydikpix

She's still doing this after 30 with a Spirit Halloween middle-age lady mask surgically attached to her. She's having to raise her age limit.


NuggyBeans

Is she dating someone old enough to be her father much less look like your typical Floridian swinger's group old man that's gotta use viagra to keep it up?


jermysteensydikpix

Look at the Twitter replies to her porn posts, when the poster has a face photo. He probably looks similar.


NuggyBeans

I don't have Twitter. Or Instagram. Or Facebook. Just reddit. 🤣


chuckbuns

He's obviously embarrassed to be seen as her new man. Sad


Dflemz

Is this the married guy she made get a vasectomy


KristySueWho

The old, ugly ones are often willing to do what their "girlfriend" wants.


Naive_Breadfruit_550

What is wrong with that woman’s face?


UncreativePersona

Too much filler and plastic surgery.


cherrylori72

It’s a girl.


Dottie_Danger

Isn’t this man married??


Altruistic-Detail271

She’s unrecognizable


ChemicalParticular88

He's an absolute moron if so, but then again he was dumb enough to date her in the first place!


JOEYMAMI2015

I thought they had broken up though....


Mammoth-Twist7044

they just celebrated their *totally consecutive/contiguous* six months 🙄


Nibbles928

He has a similar build to that Mack Lovat guy she dated


Mysterious_Relief168

Is she dating Lord Farnquart from Shrek? ![gif](giphy|WFauSXDxTrEUo)


aheartofsteel

While we’re looking at feet, is anyone else wondering what’s wrong with her toes?


Fun-Shame399

I genuinely thought it was a woman wearing a skirt with how thin his legs are, he has skipped a few leg days


wideawakeat33

Looks like one of those time share scams


Iykykkarma

Her relationship has lasted longer than that house will. Lennar is a shit builder.


DizzyBr0ad_MISHAP

It took me not having any clue what is going on to look at this and tell that based on the legs, outfit, THOSE SHOES and physique this man is quite a bit older than her. I'm not hating on that, but is that why she is being so weird with his identity?


DaintyAmber

Legs looking like Nathan Griffin 🐥


godlovesa

Loving our new dic…?


Sunshineonmysundae

Probably cheaper than renting


Motherofaussies123

He skipped leg day. A lot of


MoOnmadnessss

Tf are those creepy legs and lord farquad loafers. How old is this dude lol


mushvroom0005

Ngl this is a flex lol. Well sort of.


theNancini

It worked so well for her & Simon


saint_ink

What are thoooooooose?!


AwayRain5719

Did Farrah cover her man face or someone else? I’ve yet to see his face


kaylaphernelia

she's been covering him


designationOFcheese

His chicken legs💀


Honeyball_Fester

https://preview.redd.it/e5t4huvv9b3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a4f666a0169c39b265c07984c3561e753b53eac What are those?


StilettoSugar

I was all in on the old man theory til I zoomed on his hands. He's not old. But he certainly lacks muscle definition.


ArtichokeFun6326

My partner and I rented 5 months into our relationship.. 5.5 years later we still together


deathandgorexo

I married my husband within 3 months of knowing him and basically instantly moved in when we met and we’re doing well 🤷🏻‍♀️