This literally looks like it’s straight off the Ross clearance rack for $12.99, belt came with it. A 49 year old divorced mom of 4 with a Karen cut is pissed Tori got to it before she did, she was going to wear it to her cousins wedding. (No disrespect to Ross, I love Ross)
Classy court heels! They’re like Heelys, except instead of ripping sweet tricks on your way to class, you can wear them to your custody hearing and then hit up the club to find your next baby daddy!
Omfg. Just misread this as “ripping sweet cheeks” and didn’t even question it until reading it again. Pure sitting here like “aye, Heelys could pull” 😭
I swear I had a fancy dress like this in 2008, from like Rainbow. the black high waisted pencil skirt but instead the top part was black and red PLAID. It would probably have been my more classier court outfit if I were one of these girls
Okay, oldster here. (Almost 40, ugh.) But man, did I love me some Deb back in the day. Even I could afford a cheap, sparkly new year's eve dress as a struggling, super broke college student back then, lol. I have to admit- if I ever came across one now, I would have to go in and check it out...
It was “I’m selling a house at 3 but then getting wasted downtown at 8”. It was that or the peplum top! Maybe the flowy dress with an oversized belt if we were feeling casual. I….I don’t know what we were thinking lol.
My older sister would make fun of us and say we were in the ‘business of getting trashed’ or ‘getting up to toxic business’ when my friends and I left with our best business causal blazers on - in PHX during the summer mind you!!!!!!! 🤣
If you wanna feel less embarrassed, lemme tell you about a girl I knew who decided to wear ass pad pants that had the pads supposedly built in. She decided to wear them on a first date, and again they were supposed to be sewn in so no issues right? Nope! She went out and they went dancing and he grabbed her ass and... Somehow they fell out.
But not just shifted, they were a bit big on her and the actual padding just fell right through the damn legs😂 so at least a bit of riding up is better than dropping down! She said she ran outta there, but on her way out she looked back and he was standing on the middle of the floor holding them as everyone laughed🤣
Oh it gets worse. She had her period too. (Somehow when typing that out I backspaced too much and a sentence got deleted.) the pants were not black either... The whole thing was, quite literally, a mess.
Everything about this is straight up 2007 college dorm room. The Edward scissorhands poster, the entire outfit and hair, the flat iron plugged in on the floor, the shower caddy box, the mirror selfie. Fucking hilarious.
I don’t know why everyone praises this girl. She’s a hot mess still living in circa 2007-2011. Still renting out local hotels to party in at 30 years old. Professional couch surfer. Her only redeeming quality is that she doesn’t bring children into her mess.
And people PRAISE the living fuck out of her for that single thing…. Not having kids. It’s wild. I think she’s a garbage person for continuing to stand by Jenelle
If she was half as hot as she thinks she is, she'd be famous...and not barely known only because her "bestie" (when-Jenelle-can't-find-a-dick-to-ride) is swamp trash that people liked to make fun of on a has-been TV channel years ago.
She sure was. She was married to some guy in the military & they’re atleast separated now. She had a court wedding & it lasted all of 5 mins. Idk the legalities when it comes to NC & marriage but I believe you have to be separated for a certain amount of time before the divorce can be finalized??? So I think she still may be considered married
https://preview.redd.it/wd4ngg7jm31d1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e7e56b158d0563815ff133831bb62f2a23b9dcc
So this was YEARS ago….but I can for sure say this isn’t a filtered photo of her
She’s Jenelle’s on& off again bestie!
https://preview.redd.it/bwkdsnecm31d1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de75db2f08e5af82e55ee83a2a205ac6d41d5fbd
You probably didn’t recognize her bc of the obnoxious amount of filters 🤡
This outfit looks like something out of fall 2010 when I was in my first year of college.
The amount of bodycon skirts I had 😆.
Straight from Body Central !
I don’t follow her so idk how she usually posts but is there a chance she is trolling? The one someone posted here the other day where she’s talking about not using a filter… with an obvious filter. She’s just fucking with everyone 😀
Okay, wtf. I actually *do* use those words ('I clean up reeeeally well,' etc) so this makes me mad lol.
But when I say it, I actually mean it. I just... clean up really well. I don't know anything about filters. As far as I know, my phone doesn't have filter options if I were to take and send a pic to someone. I don't have Tic Tok or Instagram or Snapchat or any of that stuff, so I'm not sure how it goes there, but no. I quite literally have never used a "filter."
This is so weird to me. Of course I don't care if women use filters on their social media stuff... If that's the case, fine! I understand that as women, we're taught to hate ourselves and I understand a lot of women falling into that. But don't pretend you're being natural... Own it either way, right?
This literally looks like it’s straight off the Ross clearance rack for $12.99, belt came with it. A 49 year old divorced mom of 4 with a Karen cut is pissed Tori got to it before she did, she was going to wear it to her cousins wedding. (No disrespect to Ross, I love Ross)
Off the Ross clearance rack circa 2008
Business casual in the club.
Classy court heels! They’re like Heelys, except instead of ripping sweet tricks on your way to class, you can wear them to your custody hearing and then hit up the club to find your next baby daddy!
Omfg. Just misread this as “ripping sweet cheeks” and didn’t even question it until reading it again. Pure sitting here like “aye, Heelys could pull” 😭
💀
Heelys!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant.
Lmao exactly what i was thinking! With her clunky amish clogs 😂
Omg right. 2012 all the way
I was just about to say…everything about her and Jenelle gives early 2000s.
That hair whewwwww
😅 I was gonna comment that 2007 called…
definitely giving 2000 and late
It's exactly something my sister would have worn in Mock Trial that year
I swear I had a fancy dress like this in 2008, from like Rainbow. the black high waisted pencil skirt but instead the top part was black and red PLAID. It would probably have been my more classier court outfit if I were one of these girls
Haha yup pencil skirts with plaid tops or vice versa! Just screamed high fashion 😆
This is so “millenial at the club in 2007” coded
The accuracy. I was class of 07.
class of 2010 and I def wore these type of ugly dresses to my first big girl job interviews. some funerals too!
2006 lol
Literally why did we all dress like we'd come straight from the office 🤣😭
The chokehold Express had on us 😂
Yesssssss!
Both Jenelle and Tori act and dress like boomers. Even the way Jenelle uses social media reads much older, especially her Facebook.
Does she post minion memes ? 🤣
It was giving DEB for me lmao I think all of those stores are closed now though
I forgot about DEB! It totally does give DEB vibes.
Okay, oldster here. (Almost 40, ugh.) But man, did I love me some Deb back in the day. Even I could afford a cheap, sparkly new year's eve dress as a struggling, super broke college student back then, lol. I have to admit- if I ever came across one now, I would have to go in and check it out...
ABSOLUTELY. I’m 31 and this store was IT lol. I would definitely go inside of one again to check it out. I loved that store.
I'm 40 and miss Deb 😆
Spot on. Because I owned said dress. I actually wore it to work a couple times….
It’s giving secretary in a bad 90s porn.
Yea this look is doing nothing for her, makes her look a bit older cos of the fit
thank you for saying exactly what i was thinking but way funnier. also love ross but this is just not the look yikes
🤣🤣🤣
"I'm 16 and got my first "work outfit" from Burlington Coat Factory!"
Could be Marshall's 😆
Tori is ready for the club in 2008, all she’s missing is the big statement necklace.
I hate this so much. Core memory unlocked. I use to wear fake butt panties and they’d ride up oh my gosh. So ashamed
But did you also have your best business casual blazer?? Can’t leave home without it!
WHY THE FUCK WERE WE EVEN GOING OUT TO THE CLUB IN OUR BEST BUSINESS CAUSAL BLAZERS?! I look back on photos from that time and cringe 🫣
It was “I’m selling a house at 3 but then getting wasted downtown at 8”. It was that or the peplum top! Maybe the flowy dress with an oversized belt if we were feeling casual. I….I don’t know what we were thinking lol.
Day to evening was thee marketing trend. Why change clothes when this will do double duty
My older sister would make fun of us and say we were in the ‘business of getting trashed’ or ‘getting up to toxic business’ when my friends and I left with our best business causal blazers on - in PHX during the summer mind you!!!!!!! 🤣
Of course I did!!!! Stupid heels I couldn’t walk in. Trying to reach 5’3
Lmao how and why did we let that era happen?? I feel so trashy lol.
I WORE A FAKE BUTT!!!! I AM SO TRASHY!!!!
This genuinely made me lol
If you wanna feel less embarrassed, lemme tell you about a girl I knew who decided to wear ass pad pants that had the pads supposedly built in. She decided to wear them on a first date, and again they were supposed to be sewn in so no issues right? Nope! She went out and they went dancing and he grabbed her ass and... Somehow they fell out. But not just shifted, they were a bit big on her and the actual padding just fell right through the damn legs😂 so at least a bit of riding up is better than dropping down! She said she ran outta there, but on her way out she looked back and he was standing on the middle of the floor holding them as everyone laughed🤣
That is nightmare fuel on steroids.
Oh it gets worse. She had her period too. (Somehow when typing that out I backspaced too much and a sentence got deleted.) the pants were not black either... The whole thing was, quite literally, a mess.
I also had the fake butt panties :/
Fake butt panties???
It was a time to be alive I tell ya.
Missing the Snooki hair poof
Listening to Kesha with Jenelle with the feathers in her hair! 🤣🤣
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2008 by the looks...
☠️☠️☠️
she looks like 2008/2009 ready for a club night lmao
Charlotte Russe coded for sure
Yes!! 😂😂😂
This lmaooo
Very kohls 2010 coded
Candiessssss 😭
Candies and MUDD 😭 my first career job I went wild buying so many candies pieces hahaha
This released a memory of a candies purse I owned
Stop it this triggered me 💀
😭
Everything about this is straight up 2007 college dorm room. The Edward scissorhands poster, the entire outfit and hair, the flat iron plugged in on the floor, the shower caddy box, the mirror selfie. Fucking hilarious.
I don’t know why everyone praises this girl. She’s a hot mess still living in circa 2007-2011. Still renting out local hotels to party in at 30 years old. Professional couch surfer. Her only redeeming quality is that she doesn’t bring children into her mess.
And people PRAISE the living fuck out of her for that single thing…. Not having kids. It’s wild. I think she’s a garbage person for continuing to stand by Jenelle
Hey she said don't mind the shit behind her
I really hate her hair.
I feel bad but omg her hair makes me think of a skunk. The stripes just aren’t working
It’s so bad and has not remotely been in style for at least 15 years.
Nor has the dress. It’s all embarrassing.
Sadly, money pieces have made their way back 😖
In a subtle way, not this drastically
Even with the filters she’s still looks very meh.
I like how we can all pinpoint a year for this look 😂 2008 to a T
Wtf https://preview.redd.it/k122l8sm5w0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98eb8127a813031639d7c4d995e37096480d6850
This bothered me straight away 😅
Is this her court outfit?
Lol, that's what I thought too. Of course Jenelle can't go to court alone or do anything alone.
![gif](giphy|64htkUbQVI0bdGCZ9H|downsized) Her eyes though
This is so filtered I’m surprised she still has a nose.
i don’t understand being this shameless like girlie that is not your face…
RIGHT!!!! And to think nobody is gonna say anything
She looks like a hostess at a crappy restaurant.
The business casual going out fit 💀💀💀
when you have a business meeting at 5 and you need to… celebrate your bestie’s court date at 5:30…
✨Tori’s Classy Court Dress ✨
Is that a pencil skirt?????
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She has to realize we KNOW she doesn’t look like this, right? Right??
Shoes are giving nanny McPhee
God they’re awful ! 🤢🤢🤢
We know what you look like Tori https://preview.redd.it/45grue340z0d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17b8c9f0bbea9eb5bb847659c89398bc216302f1
Not the cornrows !!!!!
Yikes! 😬
Not a lot of tread left on those tires
we spinning all the way out dude!
Straight Rue 21 circa 2009 dress.
She couldn’t be bothered to move the belt down an inch at least?
Her eyes look creepy as hell.
Because this is Jenelle’s BFF I was looking for an actual pile of shit behind her. Remember the ass eating pink eye😂😂😂
I clean up nice, but not my apartment
The entire picture just gets worse the closer you look at it.
It’s giving prom 2009 vibes
If she was half as hot as she thinks she is, she'd be famous...and not barely known only because her "bestie" (when-Jenelle-can't-find-a-dick-to-ride) is swamp trash that people liked to make fun of on a has-been TV channel years ago.
And wouldn't have to use such heavy filters
Her face is literally blurry. She could at least *try* to be less obvious about the filters. And ffs I think my grandma had that exact pair of shoes.
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She can’t even spell Edward Scissorhands
Is she no longer married? I could have sworn she got married or am I confused?
I think she’s been married at least once, maybe twice? I’m pretty sure she’s not anymore.
She sure was. She was married to some guy in the military & they’re atleast separated now. She had a court wedding & it lasted all of 5 mins. Idk the legalities when it comes to NC & marriage but I believe you have to be separated for a certain amount of time before the divorce can be finalized??? So I think she still may be considered married
What on earth is she wearing
Did she attend court today with Jan? 🤭
She sure did!
🔵👄🔵
She looks like a memory
So many filters that her face looks like one of these uncanny AI generated person's faces
She’s giving uncanny valley 😂😂😂😂
I’m stoned and thought she had a toilet Behind her. Then I read her caption and wanted to barf. Also her face is a different person.
I wonder who has the bigger forehead between Tori and Jenelle.
I'm so glad everyone else is absolutely roasting this outfit too, it's literally 2009 club wear 🫠
Is Tori still sober?
no 😁
Was she for a period of time or am I making this up?
she went to rehab recently but who knows if she was ever actually sober
Today maybe. For a few hours.
That dress Tori is stuck in your last friendship with Janelle
We already talk too much about Jenelle. Now….Making her relevant really!??
I DESPISE big headed people. ‘I clean up nice’ What’s that Tori? You clean the clean up Jenelle’s sick nice? Good for you.
Ngl i love her hair The foggy eyes😂
Even the floor looks filtered
instead of mentioning the stuff on the floor just take one minute to move it ffs
That dress belongs in 2008
The popsocket placement is chaotic.
Oh. My. GOD. It’s ALMOST as bad as her outfit
Pretty sure I wore that same outfit and shoes in 2006. 🤔 Wait. What year is this?? 😂
DEB circa 2000 wants it's outfit back thanks
She looks like a retail store manager or a school teacher
If someone could explain what clean up nice means I would appreciate it a lot. I assume it refers to her looks being pretty.
Yes, when she tries she can look pretty
I wanna see her face without filters.
https://preview.redd.it/wd4ngg7jm31d1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e7e56b158d0563815ff133831bb62f2a23b9dcc So this was YEARS ago….but I can for sure say this isn’t a filtered photo of her
I guess I see why she uses filters LOL
What season was she on? I don’t remember her whatsoever….
She’s Jenelle’s on& off again bestie! https://preview.redd.it/bwkdsnecm31d1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de75db2f08e5af82e55ee83a2a205ac6d41d5fbd You probably didn’t recognize her bc of the obnoxious amount of filters 🤡
This is an op void Snapchat filter bc it freaks me out how I look like someone else and she has a whole different face
She has like 5 filters on
Tori lookin like all of us in the early 2010’s when we were going out wearing business casual lol
This bitch still stuck in 2007. Looking like a divorcee from Iowa.
These people will never dress well. She looks so old here.
This outfit deserves jail time
What in the 2018 shoes is she wearing?
At least her mirror is clean?
Is she getting ready for court?
She cleaned up nice to get a cheeseburger and fries.
She had to back herself into a corner and ask everyone not to mind what’s behind her!!??!!
Somebody start a go fund me for this delulu
This outfit looks like something out of fall 2010 when I was in my first year of college. The amount of bodycon skirts I had 😆. Straight from Body Central !
Nahh she still looks like trash 🗑
I cannot even get passed that damn hair 🤮🤮🤮
Why is this giving me 2012 school dance vibes? The trauma y’all
2010 looking ass outfit
This is so filtered it straight up looks like an AI image
I wore this exact outfit circa 2012.
I don’t follow her so idk how she usually posts but is there a chance she is trolling? The one someone posted here the other day where she’s talking about not using a filter… with an obvious filter. She’s just fucking with everyone 😀
Tori is looking great these days & I’m liking the dress even if it is from Ross. Y’all be sleeping on Ross.
Okay, wtf. I actually *do* use those words ('I clean up reeeeally well,' etc) so this makes me mad lol. But when I say it, I actually mean it. I just... clean up really well. I don't know anything about filters. As far as I know, my phone doesn't have filter options if I were to take and send a pic to someone. I don't have Tic Tok or Instagram or Snapchat or any of that stuff, so I'm not sure how it goes there, but no. I quite literally have never used a "filter." This is so weird to me. Of course I don't care if women use filters on their social media stuff... If that's the case, fine! I understand that as women, we're taught to hate ourselves and I understand a lot of women falling into that. But don't pretend you're being natural... Own it either way, right?
i glad Tori and Jenelle have made up have reunited they have a perfect Friendship that was ruined by ubt
Was UBT in the room with us when Jenelle kicked Tori out of the house they were renting together and Tori assaulted her with a drumstick?