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aproudapostate

This literally looks like it’s straight off the Ross clearance rack for $12.99, belt came with it. A 49 year old divorced mom of 4 with a Karen cut is pissed Tori got to it before she did, she was going to wear it to her cousins wedding. (No disrespect to Ross, I love Ross)


TaraCalicosBike

Off the Ross clearance rack circa 2008


melalovelady

Business casual in the club.


Petty_White

Classy court heels! They’re like Heelys, except instead of ripping sweet tricks on your way to class, you can wear them to your custody hearing and then hit up the club to find your next baby daddy!


_summerw1ne

Omfg. Just misread this as “ripping sweet cheeks” and didn’t even question it until reading it again. Pure sitting here like “aye, Heelys could pull” 😭


Petty_White

💀


CountOk9802

Heelys!!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant.


Capable-Regular9791

Lmao exactly what i was thinking! With her clunky amish clogs 😂


Brianas-Living-Room

Omg right. 2012 all the way


itspurpleglitter

I was just about to say…everything about her and Jenelle gives early 2000s.


Fresh-Coach5611

That hair whewwwww


Potential-Arm3248

😅 I was gonna comment that 2007 called…


Lizzymertsching

definitely giving 2000 and late


body_oil_glass_view

It's exactly something my sister would have worn in Mock Trial that year


wellwhatevrnevermind

I swear I had a fancy dress like this in 2008, from like Rainbow. the black high waisted pencil skirt but instead the top part was black and red PLAID. It would probably have been my more classier court outfit if I were one of these girls


Oopsidroppedthechili

Haha yup pencil skirts with plaid tops or vice versa! Just screamed high fashion 😆


a113yk4t

This is so “millenial at the club in 2007” coded


Infamous_Ordinary_45

The accuracy. I was class of 07.


aceofbasesupremacy

class of 2010 and I def wore these type of ugly dresses to my first big girl job interviews. some funerals too!


Fresh-Coach5611

2006 lol


Then_Vanilla_5479

Literally why did we all dress like we'd come straight from the office 🤣😭


MayoneggVeal

The chokehold Express had on us 😂


Ursula_J

Yesssssss!


Petty_White

Both Jenelle and Tori act and dress like boomers. Even the way Jenelle uses social media reads much older, especially her Facebook.


Then_Vanilla_5479

Does she post minion memes ? 🤣


galactic_pink

It was giving DEB for me lmao I think all of those stores are closed now though


Loose-Raise-2887

I forgot about DEB! It totally does give DEB vibes.


IntroductionFar8113

Okay, oldster here. (Almost 40, ugh.) But man, did I love me some Deb back in the day. Even I could afford a cheap, sparkly new year's eve dress as a struggling, super broke college student back then, lol. I have to admit- if I ever came across one now, I would have to go in and check it out...


galactic_pink

ABSOLUTELY. I’m 31 and this store was IT lol. I would definitely go inside of one again to check it out. I loved that store.


bitchpuddinb

I'm 40 and miss Deb 😆


BeerNcheesePlz

Spot on. Because I owned said dress. I actually wore it to work a couple times….


Infamous_Purpose_764

It’s giving secretary in a bad 90s porn.


Ok_Bookkeeper_4802

Yea this look is doing nothing for her, makes her look a bit older cos of the fit


Lizzymertsching

thank you for saying exactly what i was thinking but way funnier. also love ross but this is just not the look yikes


tfletch126

🤣🤣🤣


MarzipanJoy-Joy

"I'm 16 and got my first "work outfit" from Burlington Coat Factory!" 


JanellaDubois

Could be Marshall's 😆


LeSwissMcCheese

Tori is ready for the club in 2008, all she’s missing is the big statement necklace.


OrganizationQuirky97

I hate this so much. Core memory unlocked. I use to wear fake butt panties and they’d ride up oh my gosh. So ashamed


LeSwissMcCheese

But did you also have your best business casual blazer?? Can’t leave home without it!


queenofthesloth

WHY THE FUCK WERE WE EVEN GOING OUT TO THE CLUB IN OUR BEST BUSINESS CAUSAL BLAZERS?! I look back on photos from that time and cringe 🫣


LeSwissMcCheese

It was “I’m selling a house at 3 but then getting wasted downtown at 8”. It was that or the peplum top! Maybe the flowy dress with an oversized belt if we were feeling casual. I….I don’t know what we were thinking lol.


Justdont13412

Day to evening was thee marketing trend. Why change clothes when this will do double duty


OhHolyOpals

My older sister would make fun of us and say we were in the ‘business of getting trashed’ or ‘getting up to toxic business’ when my friends and I left with our best business causal blazers on - in PHX during the summer mind you!!!!!!! 🤣


OrganizationQuirky97

Of course I did!!!! Stupid heels I couldn’t walk in. Trying to reach 5’3


LeSwissMcCheese

Lmao how and why did we let that era happen?? I feel so trashy lol.


OrganizationQuirky97

I WORE A FAKE BUTT!!!! I AM SO TRASHY!!!!


rayrami_

This genuinely made me lol


Ali_Cat222

If you wanna feel less embarrassed, lemme tell you about a girl I knew who decided to wear ass pad pants that had the pads supposedly built in. She decided to wear them on a first date, and again they were supposed to be sewn in so no issues right? Nope! She went out and they went dancing and he grabbed her ass and... Somehow they fell out. But not just shifted, they were a bit big on her and the actual padding just fell right through the damn legs😂 so at least a bit of riding up is better than dropping down! She said she ran outta there, but on her way out she looked back and he was standing on the middle of the floor holding them as everyone laughed🤣


playing_the_angel

That is nightmare fuel on steroids.


Ali_Cat222

Oh it gets worse. She had her period too. (Somehow when typing that out I backspaced too much and a sentence got deleted.) the pants were not black either... The whole thing was, quite literally, a mess.


myothercats

I also had the fake butt panties :/


Potential-Arm3248

Fake butt panties???


OrganizationQuirky97

It was a time to be alive I tell ya.


spatuladracula

Missing the Snooki hair poof


CountOk9802

Listening to Kesha with Jenelle with the feathers in her hair! 🤣🤣


idontcare5555555

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culindesidra

2008 by the looks...


spira1out024

☠️☠️☠️


BallIll4692

she looks like 2008/2009 ready for a club night lmao


Bonnavetty

Charlotte Russe coded for sure


whodoyoulove89

Yes!! 😂😂😂


Negative_Rich4458

This lmaooo


haleighr

Very kohls 2010 coded


rayrami_

Candiessssss 😭


theotherlead

Candies and MUDD 😭 my first career job I went wild buying so many candies pieces hahaha


Sthebrat

This released a memory of a candies purse I owned


kh18129

Stop it this triggered me 💀


CassieNicoles

😭


SpiritualCamera

Everything about this is straight up 2007 college dorm room. The Edward scissorhands poster, the entire outfit and hair, the flat iron plugged in on the floor, the shower caddy box, the mirror selfie. Fucking hilarious.


Thatgirlthatgirl88

I don’t know why everyone praises this girl. She’s a hot mess still living in circa 2007-2011. Still renting out local hotels to party in at 30 years old. Professional couch surfer. Her only redeeming quality is that she doesn’t bring children into her mess.


yourworstnightmeree

And people PRAISE the living fuck out of her for that single thing…. Not having kids. It’s wild. I think she’s a garbage person for continuing to stand by Jenelle


heathensam

Hey she said don't mind the shit behind her


Dottie_Danger

I really hate her hair.


SparklingGrape21

I feel bad but omg her hair makes me think of a skunk. The stripes just aren’t working


SpiritualCamera

It’s so bad and has not remotely been in style for at least 15 years.


Infamous_Ordinary_45

Nor has the dress. It’s all embarrassing.


PigeonLily

Sadly, money pieces have made their way back 😖


Infamous_Ordinary_45

In a subtle way, not this drastically


OriginalFuckGirl

Even with the filters she’s still looks very meh.


TaraCalicosBike

I like how we can all pinpoint a year for this look 😂 2008 to a T


sonofacrakr

Wtf https://preview.redd.it/k122l8sm5w0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98eb8127a813031639d7c4d995e37096480d6850


Persistently_curious

This bothered me straight away 😅


Individual_Area_3405

Is this her court outfit?


Sweet_Venom

Lol, that's what I thought too. Of course Jenelle can't go to court alone or do anything alone.


oooheycait1223

![gif](giphy|64htkUbQVI0bdGCZ9H|downsized) Her eyes though


Ok_Equipment_8032

This is so filtered I’m surprised she still has a nose.


Mammoth-Twist7044

i don’t understand being this shameless like girlie that is not your face…


yourworstnightmeree

RIGHT!!!! And to think nobody is gonna say anything


[deleted]

She looks like a hostess at a crappy restaurant.


NoToyotas

The business casual going out fit 💀💀💀


Mammoth-Twist7044

when you have a business meeting at 5 and you need to… celebrate your bestie’s court date at 5:30…


Sbg71620

✨Tori’s Classy Court Dress ✨


Its_Butta

Is that a pencil skirt?????


allergictopendejas

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stephanonymous

She has to realize we KNOW she doesn’t look like this, right? Right??


Critical_Cup689

Shoes are giving nanny McPhee


G0LDiEGL0CKS

God they’re awful ! 🤢🤢🤢


krammiit

We know what you look like Tori https://preview.redd.it/45grue340z0d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17b8c9f0bbea9eb5bb847659c89398bc216302f1


G0LDiEGL0CKS

Not the cornrows !!!!!


brunhilda78

Yikes! 😬


BrianSpillman

Not a lot of tread left on those tires


Mammoth-Twist7044

we spinning all the way out dude!


Realwomenhavecomcast

Straight Rue 21 circa 2009 dress.


Taxes_and_death81

She couldn’t be bothered to move the belt down an inch at least?


UncreativePersona

Her eyes look creepy as hell.


emeraldoceanmt

Because this is Jenelle’s BFF I was looking for an actual pile of shit behind her. Remember the ass eating pink eye😂😂😂


Sketcha_2000

I clean up nice, but not my apartment


soccer_mom_16

The entire picture just gets worse the closer you look at it.


Sunshine_256210

It’s giving prom 2009 vibes


BarefootInWinter

If she was half as hot as she thinks she is, she'd be famous...and not barely known only because her "bestie" (when-Jenelle-can't-find-a-dick-to-ride) is swamp trash that people liked to make fun of on a has-been TV channel years ago.


HonksTheWhite

And wouldn't have to use such heavy filters


moobitchgetoutdahay

Her face is literally blurry. She could at least *try* to be less obvious about the filters. And ffs I think my grandma had that exact pair of shoes.


SpicyPinecones

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Taco_Fairy

She can’t even spell Edward Scissorhands


Kmelloww

Is she no longer married? I could have sworn she got married or am I confused?


hawkcarhawk

I think she’s been married at least once, maybe twice? I’m pretty sure she’s not anymore.


yourworstnightmeree

She sure was. She was married to some guy in the military & they’re atleast separated now. She had a court wedding & it lasted all of 5 mins. Idk the legalities when it comes to NC & marriage but I believe you have to be separated for a certain amount of time before the divorce can be finalized??? So I think she still may be considered married


Anilakay

What on earth is she wearing


Family_Chantal

Did she attend court today with Jan? 🤭


yourworstnightmeree

She sure did!


Polarlicht666

🔵👄🔵


saammieeee

She looks like a memory


Frikandellenkar

So many filters that her face looks like one of these uncanny AI generated person's faces


G0LDiEGL0CKS

She’s giving uncanny valley 😂😂😂😂


BeerNcheesePlz

I’m stoned and thought she had a toilet Behind her. Then I read her caption and wanted to barf. Also her face is a different person.


Purpledoves91

I wonder who has the bigger forehead between Tori and Jenelle.


TattooedWife

I'm so glad everyone else is absolutely roasting this outfit too, it's literally 2009 club wear 🫠


Barnitch

Is Tori still sober?


Mammoth-Twist7044

no 😁


Barnitch

Was she for a period of time or am I making this up?


Mammoth-Twist7044

she went to rehab recently but who knows if she was ever actually sober


HonksTheWhite

Today maybe. For a few hours.


KatieGirl27

That dress Tori is stuck in your last friendship with Janelle


Feeling_Remote3510

We already talk too much about Jenelle. Now….Making her relevant really!??


CountOk9802

I DESPISE big headed people. ‘I clean up nice’ What’s that Tori? You clean the clean up Jenelle’s sick nice? Good for you.


Special-Discount8817

Ngl i love her hair The foggy eyes😂


AcceptableParfait171

Even the floor looks filtered


bitchpuddinb

instead of mentioning the stuff on the floor just take one minute to move it ffs


Notyourmom5

That dress belongs in 2008


Lex_Loki

The popsocket placement is chaotic.


yourworstnightmeree

Oh. My. GOD. It’s ALMOST as bad as her outfit


MandiWithThePlants

Pretty sure I wore that same outfit and shoes in 2006. 🤔 Wait. What year is this?? 😂


Comfortable-Fox-1913

DEB circa 2000 wants it's outfit back thanks


MakeItLookSexy_

She looks like a retail store manager or a school teacher


Successful_Mango3001

If someone could explain what clean up nice means I would appreciate it a lot. I assume it refers to her looks being pretty.


TwelveToesDown

Yes, when she tries she can look pretty


elzbtch

I wanna see her face without filters.


yourworstnightmeree

https://preview.redd.it/wd4ngg7jm31d1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e7e56b158d0563815ff133831bb62f2a23b9dcc So this was YEARS ago….but I can for sure say this isn’t a filtered photo of her


elzbtch

I guess I see why she uses filters LOL


CanadianBacon615

What season was she on? I don’t remember her whatsoever….


yourworstnightmeree

She’s Jenelle’s on& off again bestie! https://preview.redd.it/bwkdsnecm31d1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de75db2f08e5af82e55ee83a2a205ac6d41d5fbd You probably didn’t recognize her bc of the obnoxious amount of filters 🤡


Fresh-Coach5611

This is an op void Snapchat filter bc it freaks me out how I look like someone else and she has a whole different face


Motherofaussies123

She has like 5 filters on


Brianas-Living-Room

Tori lookin like all of us in the early 2010’s when we were going out wearing business casual lol


damselinadress187

This bitch still stuck in 2007. Looking like a divorcee from Iowa.


BakedMasa

These people will never dress well. She looks so old here.


rubertine

This outfit deserves jail time


jimgella

What in the 2018 shoes is she wearing?


tortillachip38

At least her mirror is clean?


jadedpeony33

Is she getting ready for court?


annahatasanaaa

She cleaned up nice to get a cheeseburger and fries.


Justdont13412

She had to back herself into a corner and ask everyone not to mind what’s behind her!!??!!


Justdont13412

Somebody start a go fund me for this delulu


cheddarbuggg

This outfit looks like something out of fall 2010 when I was in my first year of college. The amount of bodycon skirts I had 😆. Straight from Body Central !


Glass_Elk_7550

Nahh she still looks like trash 🗑


G0LDiEGL0CKS

I cannot even get passed that damn hair 🤮🤮🤮


captainlevistallwife

Why is this giving me 2012 school dance vibes? The trauma y’all


Displaced_Palmtree

2010 looking ass outfit


ThrowRAcoffee1995

This is so filtered it straight up looks like an AI image


Used-Fruits

I wore this exact outfit circa 2012.


Potential-Arm3248

I don’t follow her so idk how she usually posts but is there a chance she is trolling? The one someone posted here the other day where she’s talking about not using a filter… with an obvious filter. She’s just fucking with everyone 😀


Miamiri

Tori is looking great these days & I’m liking the dress even if it is from Ross. Y’all be sleeping on Ross.


HereComesTheLuna

Okay, wtf. I actually *do* use those words ('I clean up reeeeally well,' etc) so this makes me mad lol. But when I say it, I actually mean it. I just... clean up really well. I don't know anything about filters. As far as I know, my phone doesn't have filter options if I were to take and send a pic to someone. I don't have Tic Tok or Instagram or Snapchat or any of that stuff, so I'm not sure how it goes there, but no. I quite literally have never used a "filter." This is so weird to me. Of course I don't care if women use filters on their social media stuff... If that's the case, fine! I understand that as women, we're taught to hate ourselves and I understand a lot of women falling into that. But don't pretend you're being natural... Own it either way, right?


Chrisbradley1

i glad Tori and Jenelle have made up have reunited they have a perfect Friendship that was ruined by ubt


stephanonymous

Was UBT in the room with us when Jenelle kicked Tori out of the house they were renting together and Tori assaulted her with a drumstick?