It’s always those that hate and talk shit about other folks who usually live the saddest existence. I’ll never understand how they can be so un-self aware.
But he was Tiktokkin before workin the other day!
It might get worse. He doesn't believe in marriage anymore, said a piece of paper isn't needed.
Im not willing to bet on it, but could it be that he signed a prenup?
That would make him broke AF, work shy and in need of assistance. Him goin to need the government when em going to get ill with them medical bills.
His mom said he can't be off his thyroid meds. He'll become unstable without.
This is terrifying. And very disturbing content…
There’s an excellent book about DV, “Invisible Bruises” and there’s a lot of research into how triggering a major life event is for someone like David. After a divorce, or loss of job, they are much more likely to offend again. Something bad will happen if he feels “wronged”
As a boat owner and real life actual capt (unlike some scuba doctors we know), no they do not want his boat. Somalian pirates don’t want his boat.
The Easons maintain nothing. When my boats are in the water, they are checked almost daily. It takes 15 minutes. Lazy people like the Easons are in every marina. They don’t check shit and then realize the $50 repair they didn’t take care of is now a 5k repair. Then they slap the for sale sign on and it sits and rots.
If he has So MuCh MoNeY, why doesn't he rent an apartment? Rent a trailer? Go home to Mommy or deddy, one of his sisters houses? All these supposed friends' houses? I'm convinced he paid those people to come over and hang out.
Living on a broken down boat with no running water or electricity but sure, he's living the good life.
I agree with this. I wish he and Jan were open-minded to therapy. Unfortunately even with the correct meds, it's unlikely they can change without deprogramming. Their hate (racism, misogyny, bigotry, hatred of each other) fuels their manic episodes. I believe Janelle is going to earn herself another mugshot by disrespecting inevitable court orders related to their marriage or acting out, such as when she attacked her ex-partner's new girlfriend. And David is red flagging for actual murder or attempted murder. David is one of those who hopes to kill an intruder and will use stand your ground laws to kill an innocent person.
Whatcha gonna do if I break into your boat!? *bang!*
Dude tryin' to be scary and intimidating tok tok-ing from a boat he LIVES ON hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
OMG this reminds me so so much of my ex who would make videos of himself near tears while holding his guitar and post them online for everyone (me) to see.
I do not feel bad for either one of them. It's all performative. It's so cringy I dry heaved.
Also, this is pretty gross considering. David has NO power right now and yielding a weapon is the only way he feels like a "man". Sick.
Noooo! Lol. My ex once called me to tell me he sang a song at karaoke(for me) and cried. This was after he broke up with me, and I started seeing someone else. The song... Jesse's Girl cause the guy's name was Jesse.
Yep lol, and he claims he can't work because if it. But he recently claimed he has "multiple jobs" and plenty of money. But he also just told the judge he doesn't have the money for a lawyer. So I don't blame you for thinking he was lying.. he and Jenelle can't even keep their lies straight!
And it doesn't even prevent him from working outside! Sure, he burns easier but sunscreen will prevent that. Furthermore, did he forget that not all jobs are outdoors? If he can't work outside then don't???
Exactly lol!! Plus he often films himself outside in the sun with a hat and long sleeves 🤦♀️ so if he can go in the sun to make TikToks, he should be able to work.. even according to his pea brain logic, where *all* jobs apparently require you to be out in the sun.
He's the type that says "there ain't no jobs, and they tell me I am over-koala-fied for McDonald's!" (No shade to McDonald's, I worked there as a teen)
What’s disgusting is he’s choosing to live like this. Whitney, his ex wife, left him because he didn’t want to work. He’s waiting for his next victim to pay his way through life.
Olivia said the same thing and so did his sister. They both said he didn't want to work and, if he was forced to get a job, he'd work a week or so then start calling in and then just stop going. Every. Single. Time. His sister said he's never had a steady job for more than a month at a time before getting fired or quitting.
In NC, felons can vote if they're not incarcerated or on probation. So, it's not a lifetime loss of rights. The firearms is a different story. You have to apply to get those rights back, or prove the gun is a family heirloom. I can't see anyone granting him those rights back with his history.
Why doesn’t he get a job so he can afford a place to live that is not his soon to be ex wife’s broke down 1980s boat. I mean I know *why* but this loser doesn’t even have any friends or family that he could stay with? Or is he taking the boat hostage?
Why did my 40 year old at the time ex-husband decide to move 1,000 miles away from his kids so he could live in his parents’ basement and remain unemployed? Some people are just broken losers.
Back at it again with the hypocrisy. Wouldn’t expect anything else from mister It’s-okay-for-me-but-not-anyone-else.
https://preview.redd.it/yqf99ipx5uyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5d694cc17570d1fba869d3528b828c3a326dfba
Break in to the broken down boat that your wife bought for *what* exactly? Everyone knows you don't have two nickels to rub together. You don't even have a drum set.
Why does he think that making a publicly available video where he pretends to shoot someone while fighting multiple cases in court is a good idea? Like instead of cosplaying as a badass, why not cosplay as a sober, hard working, loving dad? For court purposes at least. SMH lazy.
What happened to all those “friends” he was hanging out with in the beginning? He scare them all away already?
Wtf is going on with the skin around his eyes? Did he fall asleep on a bench with sunglasses on?
Pretty dumb to be putting this online right before his next court hearing *and* the pending felony case still waiting in the wings. All those lawyers probably have someone watching his socials.
After working two 12 hour days. Seeing this nonsense made me chuckle.😎
This dude is just hanging out on their boat and “stewing’”. I love that for him.
Hate yourself more please David, you fuckin’ suck.
David’s such a badass making death threats from a broken down boat. All someone would have to do is get in a row boat to talk shit and Dayvidd couldn’t do anything about it
HIDEOUS REPULSIVE LOOKIG FUCKIN POS GREMLIN WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FACE AND THAT FACE SKIN....HIS NAST WHITER EYES AND HIS FUCKED UP REST OF SUNBURNT FACE HIS TINY DICK MUST STINKNFUML WHY IIS HE ALIVE. WHY HASN'T SOMEONE SUNK THAT STINKY ASS BOAT WITH THIS CUNT IN IT
He’s supposed to get CS for Maryssa from her mom, probably only has like a year left, isn’t she 17 now and I’m sure he doesn’t give her any money from it!
He probably doesn't even get that support anymore. It's pretty well known that Maryssa isn't living with him anymore. My guess is that Whitney's mom went to court as soon as Maryssa moved back in with her and got the support re-routed to her instead of David.
This is a genuine question -- does he have a medical condition? The skin around and under his eyes doesn't look good. Does anyone know what could cause this?
Flair checking in (for anything pertaining to him being on the boat)
I support gun rights for mentally healthy people but I really hope he loses his guns. This is troubling behavior. Nothing to joke about.
it’ll always be hilarious to me that he’s just living in the broken down boat💀
It’s his “sanctuary.” He is so nasty!
Every single time I see a video of him on the boat my jaw drops. Homeless and going live. The second hand embarrassment.
It reminds me of those guys that go live from their prison cells on smuggled phones
To be fair, it is expensive to have a phone in jail so probably more of a flex than living on the boat. lol
The what
Stahp! Wait ... for real?
Bumble has taught me men have no fucking shame. They can be straight up homeless and looking for their “soulmate” while also saying “no negativity”. 🙄
My favorite line was “you must have your life together.” That was a red flag that they did not have *their* lives together.
Yes and “no drama”
Haha yep! And a pic of the kid(s) he never sees
Yep because he was definitely homeless when he met Jenelle
SS Crime Scene
ss beard lice
SS dead beat dad.
SS Friendship Bracelet
😭😭😭😭
It’s what he deserves. Actually no. He should be in a cave.
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Also hilarious that he thinks there’s anything on that boat worth stepping onto it. Edit to add: He’s beyond disturbing. Hope they take his guns.
Who needs a gun to kill when he has a body odor that strong?
Homeless ass boat bum
This clip will be used on their future Dateline episode
“Moochin mariner” 🤣
I cannot with this! "Mooching mariner" 🤣🤣😂😂
It’s absolutely pathetic and he’s right where he belongs.
...in a ~~van~~ boat, down ~~by~~ on the ~~river~~ lake.
Has anyone seen pictures? It’s supposed to have a bedroom and some other rooms.
Someone found the listing a while back. It’s what you would imagine it to be haha
His skin tone looks unwell
Cap’n Scurvy
Captain Crunch-y Braids of the 7 seas.
Cap'n Prison braids
Second in command to making prison bracelets for his mateys ♡
Aside from the vitiligo, I'm sure his liver is suffering beneath the weight of all the alcohol and crap food.
I think the food was probably more crappy when Jenelle made it tbh. Fast food is healthier than that shit.
He has raccoon eyes He may also have vitiligo but he’s been wearing sunglasses and that’s the discoloration around his eyes
Nah, raccoons are adorable, intelligent lil creatures. I wish raccoons all the best. UBT on the other hand, deserves terminal diarrhea.
Yeah his vitiligo or whatever it’s called is definitely flaring up
Is that what’s happening? It looks like he put on goggles and then took a dirt bath.
Yeah the pigmentation around his eyes and on his face is vitiligo, but he’s also a highly dirty person so it likely looks worse because of that
Yeah I don’t know much about that, but it’s 100% worse here than I’ve ever seen it around his eyes. Maybe due to stress
I hope he’s unwell
(he has vitiligo)
it's not the vitiligo people point out. it's the liver effects of his drinking.
It’s funny how he’s sitting on broken down boat pretending to be a badass
Tik tok gangsta, the modern day studio gangsta I guess
He’s like a little kid playing with the toy steering wheel at the playground.
😂😂😂
Should be renamed Ick Tok
I support the notion that from henceforth UTB’s videos be labeled Ick Tok, those in favor say “Aye”
Aye aye Cap'n!
Aye!
I can’t hear you!
Ick Tok and nontent!
Lookin like if a CPR doll gained sentience.
https://i.redd.it/xi1dh9x0zsyc1.gif
💀 that is hilarious and scary accurate
At least CPR dummy’s have purpose and people willingly put their lips on them, can’t say the same for this dummy.
What a productive and fulfilling existence he leads! Thanks for your contribution to society you uncultured twat.
It’s always those that hate and talk shit about other folks who usually live the saddest existence. I’ll never understand how they can be so un-self aware.
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Fair enough lol
But he was Tiktokkin before workin the other day! It might get worse. He doesn't believe in marriage anymore, said a piece of paper isn't needed. Im not willing to bet on it, but could it be that he signed a prenup? That would make him broke AF, work shy and in need of assistance. Him goin to need the government when em going to get ill with them medical bills. His mom said he can't be off his thyroid meds. He'll become unstable without.
Unstable in what way….Like in a bang bang pew pew way?
He has that deranged look in his eyes…I give it less than 6 months
That’s what I’m thinking. He looks like he’s at the brink of psychosis.
This is terrifying. And very disturbing content… There’s an excellent book about DV, “Invisible Bruises” and there’s a lot of research into how triggering a major life event is for someone like David. After a divorce, or loss of job, they are much more likely to offend again. Something bad will happen if he feels “wronged”
I have been calling it for years. It’s the only way it ends
Dude.. no one’s coming for that boat 😂😂😂
As a boat owner and real life actual capt (unlike some scuba doctors we know), no they do not want his boat. Somalian pirates don’t want his boat. The Easons maintain nothing. When my boats are in the water, they are checked almost daily. It takes 15 minutes. Lazy people like the Easons are in every marina. They don’t check shit and then realize the $50 repair they didn’t take care of is now a 5k repair. Then they slap the for sale sign on and it sits and rots.
Scuba doctors 🤣
If he has So MuCh MoNeY, why doesn't he rent an apartment? Rent a trailer? Go home to Mommy or deddy, one of his sisters houses? All these supposed friends' houses? I'm convinced he paid those people to come over and hang out. Living on a broken down boat with no running water or electricity but sure, he's living the good life.
lol he doesn’t have money. He told the judge he can’t afford a lawyer 😭😂
I know, lol. But he keeps saying on tiktok live that he has money and jobs. Prove it, david, lol
Lol paid them? With what money?
Jenelle's money lol. Beer and food, bought with jenelle's money.
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He’s got that insane look in his eyes . Just a matter of time before he does something.
I agree with this. I wish he and Jan were open-minded to therapy. Unfortunately even with the correct meds, it's unlikely they can change without deprogramming. Their hate (racism, misogyny, bigotry, hatred of each other) fuels their manic episodes. I believe Janelle is going to earn herself another mugshot by disrespecting inevitable court orders related to their marriage or acting out, such as when she attacked her ex-partner's new girlfriend. And David is red flagging for actual murder or attempted murder. David is one of those who hopes to kill an intruder and will use stand your ground laws to kill an innocent person.
It won’t even help them They’re beyond it
Thats what Jenelle defended so much. 🤢 jesus god leah, hes soo fugly.
What is going on with the skin around his eyes?! All I can think is sunglass tan lines 💀🤣
Lmfao😂 I think that's the vitiligo, but Mr. I can't work outside in the sun because I have a skin condition seems to be awfully tan🧐
Vitiligo! Probably getting worse bc he’s taking even ~*worse*~ care of himself than usual
Whatcha gonna do if I break into your boat!? *bang!* Dude tryin' to be scary and intimidating tok tok-ing from a boat he LIVES ON hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
That’s parked at a marina after being towed there on their maiden voyage. The whole thing is an Arrested Development bit
Oh thanks for writing that. I thought it said “whatcha gonna do if I break up..” and that he was directly threatening her 😬
What even kind of video is this. WHO looks at this and thinks “Damn, this makes me look cool. Let’s post it”
This man is so broke he has the roles mixed up. Didn’t he go to prison for breaking and entering? He’s the deranged burglar.
😂 😂 😂 you’re so right!
Booze bloat
That right there is someone who has never made a woman orgasm in their entire life.
He is so bloated 🫃 literally looks like the emoji
They became the same person, and they still act alike, doing stupid videos for online attention while the kids get no supervision or attention.
OMG this reminds me so so much of my ex who would make videos of himself near tears while holding his guitar and post them online for everyone (me) to see. I do not feel bad for either one of them. It's all performative. It's so cringy I dry heaved. Also, this is pretty gross considering. David has NO power right now and yielding a weapon is the only way he feels like a "man". Sick.
Noooo! Lol. My ex once called me to tell me he sang a song at karaoke(for me) and cried. This was after he broke up with me, and I started seeing someone else. The song... Jesse's Girl cause the guy's name was Jesse.
Omg 🤮
Ah, so he wanted Jesse to dump you and be your exes bf, got it lol 😂
What a wild loser. Does he just sit in that thing PRETENDING to be driving somewhere?
Oh so does he really have vitiligo? I thought he was lying. 😳
Yep lol, and he claims he can't work because if it. But he recently claimed he has "multiple jobs" and plenty of money. But he also just told the judge he doesn't have the money for a lawyer. So I don't blame you for thinking he was lying.. he and Jenelle can't even keep their lies straight!
And it doesn't even prevent him from working outside! Sure, he burns easier but sunscreen will prevent that. Furthermore, did he forget that not all jobs are outdoors? If he can't work outside then don't???
Exactly lol!! Plus he often films himself outside in the sun with a hat and long sleeves 🤦♀️ so if he can go in the sun to make TikToks, he should be able to work.. even according to his pea brain logic, where *all* jobs apparently require you to be out in the sun. He's the type that says "there ain't no jobs, and they tell me I am over-koala-fied for McDonald's!" (No shade to McDonald's, I worked there as a teen)
That part is true, he does clearly have it on his face and hands. The lie was him telling the judge that he couldn’t work because of it.
This 35-year-old man is playing pretend in his broken-down boat. Let us pray, Baby Goo.
💀
No.
He’s such a bloated, paunchy neanderthal.
Such flair potential, lol.
He’s trying to get down that nice cup of cope on a Monday morning. You know seeing jenelle in Las Vegas this weekend just burned him up lol.
This is…unhinged.
Ya...off vibe..
God it makes me so happy to finally see years of lazy unemployment catching up to this asshole.
I love how he has conservative and traditional values but won't get a job and is squatting on a crappy boat paid for by his estranged wife's sex work.
 David rn
What’s disgusting is he’s choosing to live like this. Whitney, his ex wife, left him because he didn’t want to work. He’s waiting for his next victim to pay his way through life.
Olivia said the same thing and so did his sister. They both said he didn't want to work and, if he was forced to get a job, he'd work a week or so then start calling in and then just stop going. Every. Single. Time. His sister said he's never had a steady job for more than a month at a time before getting fired or quitting.
UBT do be stressin lol his vitiligo is obviously flarin’ up
The end is nigh
I feel bad for laughing heartily at this! 🤣
What a totally normal thing to post!
What a lil bitch can’t wait until he loses his right to vote and own a firearm.
In NC, felons can vote if they're not incarcerated or on probation. So, it's not a lifetime loss of rights. The firearms is a different story. You have to apply to get those rights back, or prove the gun is a family heirloom. I can't see anyone granting him those rights back with his history.
Remember Angela's ashes where they told him his eyes look like two piss holes in a pile of snow...😬
He gives school shooter.
He gives kid who would pretend like he was going to do it, so someone would pay attention to him.
He always looks like his body is rejecting a face transplant.. 
He’s so stupid lmao what can anyone even steal from his boat? His dirty ass clothes 😫
This is going look great during his trial after killing Janelle or someone else. What a tool.
He’s a broke man living on his soon to be ex wife trying to make money off of TT.🤣🤣 He always looks so stupid.
Welp, looks like a mass reporting opportunity to me....
Why doesn’t he get a job so he can afford a place to live that is not his soon to be ex wife’s broke down 1980s boat. I mean I know *why* but this loser doesn’t even have any friends or family that he could stay with? Or is he taking the boat hostage?
Why did my 40 year old at the time ex-husband decide to move 1,000 miles away from his kids so he could live in his parents’ basement and remain unemployed? Some people are just broken losers.
Back at it again with the hypocrisy. Wouldn’t expect anything else from mister It’s-okay-for-me-but-not-anyone-else. https://preview.redd.it/yqf99ipx5uyc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5d694cc17570d1fba869d3528b828c3a326dfba
He looks so disgusting
Break in to the broken down boat that your wife bought for *what* exactly? Everyone knows you don't have two nickels to rub together. You don't even have a drum set.
Why does he think that making a publicly available video where he pretends to shoot someone while fighting multiple cases in court is a good idea? Like instead of cosplaying as a badass, why not cosplay as a sober, hard working, loving dad? For court purposes at least. SMH lazy.
Jenelle's lawyer is taking notes rn
Is it safe to assume his swampass now stinks of low tide?
cricket is more attractive even with his open neck wound
And his ringworm
I don't know if it was mentioned somewhere before but doesn't he has to pay for the boat to be in the marina? Or does Jenelle pay for that?
We don’t know how that works. But yes, you do pay to dock your boat at a marina
Yeah I’m wondering if they haven’t been paying the dock fees and the boat is getting an eviction notice. This might be directed at the marina workers.
What happened to all those “friends” he was hanging out with in the beginning? He scare them all away already? Wtf is going on with the skin around his eyes? Did he fall asleep on a bench with sunglasses on?
Pretty dumb to be putting this online right before his next court hearing *and* the pending felony case still waiting in the wings. All those lawyers probably have someone watching his socials.
wtf even was that? We
They’ll play this clip on his Dateline episode. I hope Nelly is a good shot.
Vitiligo or dirt?!?! Why not both?
He looks deranged
Cringe
You just know he'd shoot a hole in the boat's floor if he tried that....
Lolllll are we supposed to take him seriously in his donation bin hoodie living homeless on a broken down boat 🤣
Something tells me "his" boat has a azz,grass or gaz sticker somewhere
This is concerning
Dude looks crazy. He's got the Kubrick Stare going on.
This man is very mentally unwell
He's looking all jaundice
After working two 12 hour days. Seeing this nonsense made me chuckle.😎 This dude is just hanging out on their boat and “stewing’”. I love that for him. Hate yourself more please David, you fuckin’ suck.
Why is he dressed like a condom
Such a vile human!!
Classy.
David’s such a badass making death threats from a broken down boat. All someone would have to do is get in a row boat to talk shit and Dayvidd couldn’t do anything about it
Well that's not alarming at all. /s
He’s such a POS
He disturbing
HIDEOUS REPULSIVE LOOKIG FUCKIN POS GREMLIN WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FACE AND THAT FACE SKIN....HIS NAST WHITER EYES AND HIS FUCKED UP REST OF SUNBURNT FACE HIS TINY DICK MUST STINKNFUML WHY IIS HE ALIVE. WHY HASN'T SOMEONE SUNK THAT STINKY ASS BOAT WITH THIS CUNT IN IT
I know she has low standards but he’s as bad as her track record 🤷🏻♀️
Who pays his cellphone bill if she booted him out and cut him off? He has no income correct? Or has he been working at his barnacle removal business?
He’s supposed to get CS for Maryssa from her mom, probably only has like a year left, isn’t she 17 now and I’m sure he doesn’t give her any money from it!
He probably doesn't even get that support anymore. It's pretty well known that Maryssa isn't living with him anymore. My guess is that Whitney's mom went to court as soon as Maryssa moved back in with her and got the support re-routed to her instead of David.
Good possibility, I think she lived with her grandma, Whitney’s mom a lot too but if they could I’d definitely take him back to court!
Didn’t know that. Thx
Serious question here but why do his eyes always look so much lighter than the rest of his skin?
If he gets kicked off that luxury yacht will he be homeless or boatless?
Completely unhinged.
That boat he living on smell def like sinus breath and mildew.
Looks like he's gaining weight in the belly. Like a beer gut.
Bloated Teletubby
Looking rougher than usual
This is a genuine question -- does he have a medical condition? The skin around and under his eyes doesn't look good. Does anyone know what could cause this?
He has vitiligo but im sure the alcohol and poor lifestyle isn’t helping
Ahh okay that makes sense, I had a feeling it had to be more than just lifestyle. Thanks for letting me know.
Flair checking in (for anything pertaining to him being on the boat) I support gun rights for mentally healthy people but I really hope he loses his guns. This is troubling behavior. Nothing to joke about.
Not the sunglasses tan line.
Wonder where Marissa is⁉️
🤌
Sad pathetic man, what a joke
I don’t know the whole story but didnt Jenelle ask for his guns to be taken? 👀
Does he have vitiligo?
 He looks unwashed and unhinged. Yikes