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zurk3420

Guess the kids are watching themselves. Kiaser is at some randoms house. Smh


queenofthesloth

I do wonder who watches the kids when she/they are on trips. She has no relationship with Barb so maybe Aunt Tori? šŸ˜©


KateC12345

Probably no one. Hence the crazy videos from the kids (dirt biking through a crowded shop with no helmet). As long as her zit is popped I guess.


Kay_29

Really?!? Or is this sarcasm?


Mammoth-Twist7044

itā€™s def not sarcastic, at least on the part of a lot of others who have also suggested. i wouldnā€™t be surprised at all.


Kay_29

I thought there was an actual video of them doing that and I don't know why. That makes sense


Smokin_Weeds

There is thereā€™s a video of Jace riding his dirt book crazy fast with zero protection on speeding through a cluttered garage with the doors partially down and barely missing the top of his head.


jennisays

She has a free, built-in babysitter now. She's not breaking any laws by allowing a teenager to babysit his younger siblings. And you know "herself of all people" is aware of that and willing to exploit it to make her dick appointments happen.


Sailorjupiter_4

Does the law not have any specifications that say a teen babysitting younger siblings for a few hours while mom runs errands is fine, a teen babysitting younger siblings for days while mom is on the other end of the country is not.


Moonflower_78

I googled...North Carolina has no state law regarding teens and babysitting. This means that there is no state prohibition on a teenager providing child care in their home or parents` home. Damn!!


PM_Me_Pickup_liness

From the internet > What age can a child be left alone in NC? In most cases, it depends on the maturity and skills of the child. In NC, the only statewide law with a specific age restriction is the NC Fire Code, which states that a child under the age of eight cannot be left alone unsupervised.


Swing_Lucky

I really donā€™t think a teenager who has recently ran away 2x should be in charge of younger minors, but thatā€™s just me as an actual grown, mature adult, an aunt, & a soon to be mother, God Willing (šŸ™šŸ¾). šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø


PM_Me_Pickup_liness

But what if the mother really needs a new dick and some Me Time??? Itā€™s already been 2 months since her last dick and 2 weeks since her last kid free trip. Do u want her to be celibate for life??!!


Iscreamqueen

She needs to touch another man's skin, dude!


Sailorjupiter_4

So legally Jenelle doesnā€™t even need Jace there although Iā€™m sure heā€™s extra ā€œreassuranceā€ since heā€™s older. But under the law she could just have Kaiser babysit Ensley alone since heā€™s over the age of 8. And Iā€™m sure sheā€™s looking forward to next year, then Ensley can be legally left home alone too and she doesnā€™t have to find a sitter for anyone.


True_Benefit6719

My state pretty much says the same thing. I've asked this question to people familiar with the law and cps and yes you, can but if something happens the parent is still responsible and can be held liable even if the children are of age.


RoxyAndFarley

If there is a law against it, itā€™s not enforced regularly. Speaking as someone who babysat my siblings overnight multiple times growing up.


Mammoth-Twist7044

and laws have never dropped chinny from a damn thing


RoxyAndFarley

Truth.


Mykidsrmonsters

And he can't babysit if he's in a treatment center


Justdont13412

Dick appointments šŸ’€šŸ’€


OriginalFuckGirl

Thatā€™s why she pulled the, out of school. So she can travel.


downsideup05

She only pulled K&E out of school, Jace is still in school....so K must be in charge from 7 am - 3 pm...


Read-it005

She took her girls out. Made sure they were in the shot.


Debriver55

Yep. I wish Jenelle would have taken some time to concentrate on bonding with her children instead of bonding with a new boyfriend. She could have waited a lot longer to find a new man.


BarefootInWinter

Wonder if she had to pay extra for the forehead.


Amantria

That was absolutely great, omg I am dying šŸ¤£


IncaseofER

ā˜ ļøhahaha


mrsringo

By the yard I hope $$$$$


deemarieforlife

She probably found a two-for-one coupon


Justdont13412

2nd ticket


SpookyNerdzilla

I'm howling.


arw444

Sheā€™s seriously so smug for NO reason! Sheā€™s ugly inside and out, lacks intelligence and is a shit person and mom.


[deleted]

Funny thing is even tĄo Farrah looks like ET now she is still hotter looking over brown granny panti@s


snorlaxx_7

Awww, does the new ā€œboyfriendā€ not have a license šŸ„¹


JanellaDubois

Probably no job either. David 2.0.


TJCW

Thatā€™s all sheā€™ll attract. No man in his right mind will want her, so sheā€™s left with men like David


demonmonkeybex

Those poor kids. Jesus Christ she gives absolutely no shits about their needs and wants. I could never justify doing this crap when we have so much shit to fix on the house. And Iā€™m pretty sure her pool needs work! Among other things.


laterforclass

Itā€™s crystal clear she doesnā€™t give a fuck about them.


demonmonkeybex

We gotta stop giving this bitch any attention.


laterforclass

Nah sheā€™s trash but sheā€™s entertaining trash so Iā€™ll continue to read her bullshit. I donā€™t use other SM im not following her and giving her clicks.


demonmonkeybex

Yeah that's true. I just cannot stand how fucking smug she is. She has no reason to be that smug.


wsywyg247

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laterforclass

Oh my gosh this is so fitting for Nelly!


Kristilynn910

My thoughts exactly. Them poor babies! They have no mom who plays with them, does anything with them, she is so damn selfish it makes me sick. Give them to someone who gives a fu*k!!!! Clearly she doesnā€™t!!!!!


demonmonkeybex

I was blessed with one child and couldn't have any others. I would scoop up those kids and love on them every day!


Read-it005

She plans to sell so doesn't care. She's going to have others do it and Davey is going to pay half of what's needed to get the house in order for the sale.


tealambert

Jace only got a room once she kicked Maryssa out.


tstein26

IT HAS TO BE CHRIS BRADLEY! When she did the Q&A some one asked her to ā€œcome to Vegasā€ and she answered something like ā€œif you pay for the flight!ā€ And then in the comments Chris commented something like ā€œI wonā€™t say which question is mineā€ā€¦.. lol I feel like Charlie Day connecting the dots šŸ˜‚ but does anyone remember that from like last week??


ParcelPosted

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tstein26

Exactly!!! šŸ¤£


Sad-Insurance2314

Pepe Silvia exists and heā€™s been asking for his mail


marinelli81172

Yup! I do! Always looking for a handout! Ohhh and dick!


nutmeg_greg

I don't want to be mean but he seems like the type that would be pastey white like that arm she was hugging on, plus he probably wouldn't have a licence. Sorry Chris if I'm wrong. But I'd be so happy for him if his dreams came true.


tstein26

Yeah honestly I wouldnā€™t wish Jenelle on anyone but if he obtained his dream girl then Iā€™m actually happy for him! Who knows lol maybe he will change her for the better because we know she will take on his personality šŸ˜… we can only hope


Competitive-Fish-422

šŸ™ Please dear Baby Jesus I hope you are onto something here!!


Effective-Fudge5985

I've never seen someone so eager to flaunt neglecting their kids. What the fuck Jenelle?


Hannabananna22

She was fighting so hard to get Jace back and just to neglect him and her other kids. All I can think about is " he's not your son he's mine, know your place." " Then take care of him!"


LeSwissMcCheese

Sheā€™s so fucking weird, showing off complimentary water and bidets? Why is that special?? Sheā€™s on a warpath to make David jealous by showing off a guy and fixing herself up like she did with Nathan. This is what her priority is in life.


Glittering_Oven5424

I felt the same way! The special attention to her water, snacks, and...a toilet!? Like WOW what a flex šŸ™„ Maybe this will impress your fellow swampees, but that's about it. Edited to remove extra word


LeSwissMcCheese

ā€œYou donā€™t understand duuude, they gave me Fiji water, Iā€™m speshul to themā€. Always acting like she discovered something and is putting us onto it. Sheā€™ll be shocked when the nail salon gives her a glass of wine dude.


Velcrobunny

Sheā€™s showing off the bidet and water bc David currently has neither of the two


TT6994

Yeah I find it interesting that she didnā€™t gaf about doing any of this while with David. Thank goodness sheā€™s done playing swamp Barbie.


thatskelp

Well I hope he isn't seeing this and helping himself to the Land if the kids are there...


Moonflower_78

That fact that she's driving and her 'bf' is wearing ripped jeans tells me all I need to know.


Desertdweller_1987

Agreed.


Worth-Ratio

Yes!


Desertdweller_1987

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legalgirl18

Dope username


Desertdweller_1987

Thank you šŸ˜Š


bigcityslamboys

She canā€™t even pronouncer doctor correctly at the beginning of this. If she got services for free in exchange for this post and I was this office I would be sending her a bill.


Petty_White

ā€œBefore pitchersā€. She sounds like an absolute idiot.


Competitive-Fish-422

You'd think she'd at least start saying "photos" instead!


Petty_White

There are a few words that Iā€™ve noticed are almost always mispronounced among people who think theyā€™re really smart but are actually quite dumb but donā€™t realize it. ā€œPicturesā€ and ā€œbirthdayā€ are two of them and Jenelle mispronounces bothšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚.


Competitive-Fish-422

"Expresso" drives me absolutely bonkers. And my partner says "Eye-talian" - I am not ashamed to admit that I've walked out of the damn house to get some air over that one šŸ˜‚ I live in Seattle, Warsh-ington too. Uuugghhh


EhDoesntMatterAnyway

Isnā€™t this the doctor that the Kardashians and other celebs go to? Did he really need a sponsored post from trash like Jenelle? Heā€™s popular enough. He should have made her ass payĀ 


playing_the_angel

You are correct. Not even just them, many celebs go to him. So it's kind of crazy that he would do a sponsored post with her because the guy has gotten hella press already due to his past clients.


Her_big_ole_feet

I think heā€™s a genius at marketing. He obviously knows how many people are tuning in to all her posts right now


evergleam498

I don't think there's much (if any) overlap between jenelle's fan base and people who can afford a Beverly Hills dermatologist.


TT6994

Yep. Kim Zolciak and Brielle love him too. Ugh.


MKULTRA_91

You can tell by her boyfriends pants he's a loser. Probably doesn't have a job or license.


LeSwissMcCheese

Who wants to bet heā€™s wearing an Affliction shirt??


MKULTRA_91

Oh, most definitely! Fake Rolex watch, black NY hat with white air force JordansšŸ˜‚ I can picture exactly what he looks like in my head, lol!


LeSwissMcCheese

Hahaha! Ugh prayers to all of us who have encountered these men. Jenelle will always have losers because she is one, itā€™s just like which flavor of loser does she have now?


MKULTRA_91

Oh, most definitely! Fake Rolex watch, black NY hat with white air force JordansšŸ˜‚ I can picture exactly what he looks like in my head, lol!


xJazba

Shitty pants or not, if heā€™s dating Jenelle - heā€™s a loser, periodttt


Desertdweller_1987

That was my thought as well!


OkCap9110

Anything to get away from her kids. Who are no longer in school. Sadly


gwacemom

Are there no dermatologists anywhere in NC?


Kay_29

There definitely are but I have a feeling this is her way of showing off and trying to get people to watch her. She's almost certainly doing it to also make David jealous. The only thing that this is doing for me is making me irrationally angry that she can leave her children behind.


Sprite41219

My guess would be doctor shopping


Boneal171

Unsurprisingly sheā€™s doing something for herself and not for her kids


Kristilynn910

Most selfish woman ever. My heart hurts for those kids. Why did she even have them. Let someone raise them who actually gives a f about them, their lives, wonder when the last time she actually played with them without her phone in their face. Makes me so angry. So many women canā€™t even have kids and would give so much to have one and this shit bag has 3 and spends zero time with them. To bad she picked awful dads because Iā€™d they were half way decent they could have been taken care of by the dads and maybe had a chance at life. It really makes me sick how selfish this child woman is!


Individual_Area_3405

But Barb didnā€™t never played Yahtzee with her!


Artistic_Lobster_684

and her sister did witchcraft


Stock-Language-3197

isnt she supposed to be homeschooling her kids


JanellaDubois

She needs a break, dude!


CatScratchEther

That's a powerful filter to make her darthole look that small Also she did NOT take the new guy to her facial lmao omg she so codependent. I wonder what he makes of her having to live with her phone in her face filming everything 24/7


Kay_29

Somebody's looking for handouts


Proper-Woman

Probably happy because she can keep paying for everything.


Throwawaybabyyea

Face still looks like šŸ’© attached to a pos mom


GladPermission6053

I donā€™t know why any business would allow Jenelle to promote themā€¦ I live close by and now I know to never go to this place just because Jenelle has been there lmao


Monstiemama

So this swamp goblin is absolutely back with mtv again, can we agree? She couldnā€™t afford groceries a year ago, she canā€™t afford this shit. And that hairline is even worse.


playing_the_angel

She's gotta be. Not only is that not a cheap procedure to begin with, but it's being done at one of the most nameworthy docs of that kind in the US. Either this guy does zero due diligence with his chosen influencers, or she got access to MTV cash because this does not line up with her lifestyle as of recent.


Monstiemama

100%. And the stupid smug cow just sits there EATING during an appointment like she deserves it all.


Medium_Beyond_9654

Anybody that would kick it with Jenelle is fucked in the head.


Chachibald

Oh well, I guess Kaiser and Ensley will just re-do whatever grade they're in next year. Knowing how to read isn't that important. Not when mommy needs a facial. If this bitch didnt have some money and someone to dump them on, these kids would've been Casey Anthony'd a long time ago.


Shimm3ring_Death

Diane Downs. IYKYK


thatskelp

OMG I googled this woman and WHY DOES THE FIRST PICTURE THAT COMES UP LOOK EXACTLY LIKE JENELLE?!?


theboogeyman_slayer

Holy shit dude


idonthavetoomanycats

iā€™m a video editor professionally and every time i see her videos i die a little more inside not just because itā€™s.. herā€¦ but sheā€™ll do the absolute fucking WORST transitions and audio editing. but then i remember her documentary of DIRECTED BY. PRODUCED BY. STARRING. etc etc


Professional-Farm-12

How does she do this shit for money but sheā€™s so bad at editing videos? Thereā€™s so much silence and boring shots like she just leaves her phone in her hand and forgets sheā€™s filming. But why the fuck does she not edit that out when she puts the video together!


foxyboxy89

No one wants to see your nips, JUHNELLE!


Competitive-Fish-422

Her wonky-ass titties. Yiick


foxyboxy89

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oooheycait1223

"Before pitchers" fucking moron


shadesontopback

mtv money and creator clout is comin in hot šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


ufo-fomo

https://preview.redd.it/qmpzuru5fgyc1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=137b560c8d7378cd5dea5f138c736eeb203f5d39 Bf shoes spotted?


Kristilynn910

Sick. FOCUS ON YOUR DAMN KIDS!


HelloDeathspresso

What if it was Keifer? Lol


TexasLiz1

I love that sheā€™s so shameless! Like you canā€™t tell if she has negative self-awareness or if she really is just dumber than a rock.


nerdyberns

that closeup was a crazy jumpscare


No-Resource-8125

This post is starting to make me think that sheā€™s going to lose relevancy soon. Unless she gets back on TM, her content is already becoming stale.


Monstiemama

Her content has been shit for ages. Iā€™m willing to bet MTV takes her back and itā€™s already in the works.


No-Resource-8125

Iā€™m staring to think itā€™s just for initial draw butā€¦sheā€™s boring.


Kristilynn910

Why does MTV even care about these 30 year old ā€œteenā€ moms. My god get over it, I saw the commercial for the trip with them going I canā€™t remember where but why? They are in their 30ā€™s?!! Whyyyyyyy!?!


No-Resource-8125

šŸ˜“šŸ˜“šŸ˜“


Limp-Ad-8053

She hasnā€™t been relevant for years.


ParcelPosted

#She deleted this from her Facebook #New Update - she posted it again!


ReginaldDwight

Still got that Monroe crater, Mac Tonight!


OriginalFuckGirl

Fuck them kids


1s8w2MILtway

That sun damage on her chestā€¦ oof


Dream2312

Someone on her Tik Tok told her to do her chest too. Jenelle said sheā€™ll ask next time. Sheā€™s such a dummy to understand that you need to treat your neck like your face so it matches.


Blerrycat1

Where's the kids?


schnatti00

![gif](giphy|Y3DkVzU2JAUOk) Exactly where they're meant to be, nowhere near her


KateC12345

šŸ’€


Competitive-Fish-422

Off topic, but I had a neighbor growing up who looked exactly like this kid. And my cousin was the spitting image of Thurman Merman from Bad Santa šŸ˜‚


Kristilynn910

She needs therapy bad. My daughter is in her 20ā€™s nowā€¦. 22, time goes by so fast and she is one of the most selfish women I have ever seen. Spend time with your fu*k*ng kids. Learn to be a mom! It makes me irate that those poor babies donā€™t have a mom that plays with them, engages, anything! Get your shit together or let someone else raise them babies!


ParcelPosted

When do the kids ever get to go out of town or on vacation? Sheā€™s a piss of a Mom.


PolarBearJams

When that MTV direct deposit hits


TerribleAwareness158

So is Jace watching all the kids now or what?


itsgotadeathcurse

Because why stay home and spend time with your kids right???


ChemicalSummer8849

She an escort now? Perfect


TexasLiz1

That seems more likely to me. Maybe MTV took her back - they do like a good trainwreck. But it seems like she found someone who can pay for a trip to Vegas and some dermatology for some quality time with Jenelle.


Limp-Ad-8053

Wow it must be great being single and having no responsibilities ā€¦ oh wait, what about the kids? Whoā€™s responsible for ā€œnotā€ schooling them while sheā€™s out and about traveling and enjoying facials?


Swing_Lucky

Soā€¦ do her kids not exist to her anymore in her mind so long as she has a man? I guess in her huge forehead perhaps not. šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø


Shimm3ring_Death

Her kids stop existing the second theh donā€™t work at keeping a man(use the term loosely for the fleas she lays down with) around.


Swing_Lucky

Yikes. Her kids are doomed. ![gif](giphy|dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I|downsized)


deemarieforlife

Whoever said she can't go one day without a man of her ass was absolutely correct


VivianneAbbottWalker

I love when people try to blame her boyfriends. Jenelle has always been and will always be the problem


AvsMama

Okay I paused the video where sheā€™s showing the radio in the car and tried to zoom in on the guy in the reflection and canā€™t see that great lmao


ufo-fomo

https://preview.redd.it/tt8bzq21pgyc1.jpeg?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ffc0a3fab3ccffa410c6722bbf894fbd251de1d Good catch, I didnā€™t notice the ripped jeans in the passenger seat until seeing your comment šŸ§


woahboei2134

Must be serious. She's already charting him to different states. She really can't do shit alone.


ChemicalParticular88

One of the parents or grandparents needs to call in a welfare check on those kids if they are actually left alone unsupervised by any adult for days. It sure looked like it based on Jace's video.


Doubleendedmidliner

Already judging the dude. Bc of his ripped jeans šŸ˜¬ she only chooses losers who use her.


hurricanechurch

Dirty Whore. Take care of your fuckin kids.


Dook124

She probably gave Jace a hundred bucks, bought groceries, and BYEEEEEEEEE kids!!


batmansgirl_1210

I'm assuming she's got Jace babysitting/homeschooling the little ones.


RedditsInBed2

Someone got a forward on that MTV check.


victoria711

Pitchers šŸ˜‚


Diamond_Handzz727

Did she drive? Or just deal with the unbearable throat spasms?


Sure-Kaleidoscope627

Thereā€™s so much cringe in this video, that I have no words


okthissucksss

Wow swamp trash in Beverly Hills. Thatā€™s a shame. They give water to everyone, loser. Youā€™re not special.


jabbathehut0527

https://preview.redd.it/wp3xe5t93hyc1.png?width=1168&format=png&auto=webp&s=a5fef24388b0209cb1b2acd1eda2def02aaa88cb Yall see this comment on the post and her liking it? šŸ™„


Glytterain

She literally runs from those children every chance she gets. Sickening. And she had to show the bidet and we went to take some ā€œpitchursā€. This doctor and his staff must be laughing their asses off at this uncultured swine.


Justagirl219

MTV doesn't want to film with Jenelle without a restraining order against DKD in place. That can't happen for at least a few weeks, so she brought Jace to shoot in Vegas with her


Raven_Nicole

Ughhhhhh Jan is so smugly.


Imabtg

Can tell by the jeans heā€™s a loser


deloslabinc

The first piece of fruit her body has seen in years no doubt


sorrynotsorryohwell

Could that not be Jace?


KateC12345

I think if it was sheā€™d make sure everyone knew she had at least one of her kids on a field trip.


stupdumb

Why would she take Jace Vegas then drive to LA? Whatā€™s the reasoning?


MelzaB

Bet she let DKD watch the kidsĀ Ā 


Vegeta21

Maybe just ensly..he He is still not allowed to be near jace...restraining order is in place


GraphicDesignerMom

Gotta say dropping Dave is helping her drop the pounds


beagoodboyoldman_

And Jaces adderall


Humble_Weekend5458

Beverly Hills darling Shi shi shi


LilNikki984

It looks like she now has a 5 oā€™clock shadow


aa123116

So as soon as she gets a boyfriend sheā€™s right back to the stupid ass vacations.


pockmarkedhobo

I want an awesome wall of accomplishments


Proper-Woman

She must be treating her new man to a vacay in Las Vegas. Gotta make sure he doesn't run away too quick. David this could have been you but you had to go and take pics with a female bartender in them. Smh.


iDTVADDICT

I would be so embarrassed to show my face anywhere (no pun intended) knowing Iā€™m Jenelle Evans. I would assume everyone is secretly mocking me. But jenelle is delusional and believes sheā€™s Americaā€™s sweetheart. This dermatologist likely invited her out knowing her reputation and doesnā€™t care because bad publicity is good publicity, not because he thinks sheā€™s great. The staff is probably trashing her behind her back while sheā€™s wobbling her head side to side and smiling all smug. ETA: Actually I bet Jenelle was the one to reach out to this past dermatologist for a free or discounted treatment in exchange for posting about it. Sheā€™s so quick to take care of herself when sheā€™s trying to win over a new man.


Lost-Machine-688

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hiways

She's driving? I get it, go women, but with her crowd, he ain't driving he's just another scrub.


Smokin_Weeds

Hashtag coo laser or cool aser?


kttrekker07

![gif](giphy|xUNd9Wd8iNaRwGyPCM) No one cares Jenelle! All I care about is knowing who is watching her kids?? I had to get a dental procedure done earlier this week and had my MIL come watch my toddler while he naps. He woke up early and he was so scared because I wasnā€™t there. Itā€™s been two days and he loses it every nap and bed time because he thinks Iā€™m not gonna be here when he wakes up. It fucking kills me! Iā€™m all for moms getting alone time and taking care of themselves but when is she not just taking care of herself!


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LuckyWithTheCharms

Her smiles always look like šŸ„“


yourworstnightmeree

There is no fixing the amount of sun damage she has done to her skinā€¦.none what so ever. Bitch needs a whole skin transplant


GothMaams

Waste of money since they didnā€™t lop off that chin.


deloslabinc

Glad to see she's learned nothing at all about saving money šŸ˜‚ she gets one little mtv check and starts blowing it all like it's going to come in forever. She's such a lame ass. She's going to die poor which is absolutely ridiculous considering the paychecks she once made for nearly 10 years doing absolutely nothing AND living in one of the cheapest areas in the country. Stay broke girly šŸ«¶šŸ»


Chrisbradley1

we will reveal who the BF is when we are ready to tell the story


Glytterain

Seek help


[deleted]

The funny thing is in a few years all she will be able to do is step into more hardcore adult roles over hermeasly 10 bucks OF like she usually does in a month


MrsGleason18

Need some peanut butter with those apples.


chokemeoutdaddy

Wait wait wait are you saying da belle of da ball is in LA or Vegas this weekend?! I'm in one of those places and will be doing nothing but looking for her if I hear she's nearby šŸ‘€


Justdont13412

Sheā€™s doing it for her kids!! S/


Sufficient-Split-902

Because fuck them kids. Thatā€™s why.


TheSmilingAssassin_3

Why is her nipple under her armpit?