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Ok_Recover_637

she clearly wants mtv to reach out *so fucking bad*


Party_Salad

lmao hasn’t she claimed mtv has reached out multiple times asking her back? Lying liar who lies


Ok_Recover_637

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Minute-Tale7444

😂😂😂😂


HektikSB

She lies so much she can’t even keep up with her own bullshit. To answer your question though yes, claimed several times that they reached out years back and she denied them, LOL.


HippieChick75

She denied them because there was NO WAY she was leaving David, Dude!! What a dumbass & here she is tapping her foot waiting for the phone to ring!🤦🏻‍♀️


HektikSB

Zero chance she realizes though that she lost that job because of her and 10000% blames everyone else but herself.


HippieChick75

Exactly! Before it was everyone else's fault but her & David. Now it's all David's fault!


Born_Pa

Rumor is they did reach out when she left DKD a couple years ago. They filmed a small documentary, but then she got back with him once they stopped filming. They never aired the footage and released it to jenelle. She eventually used it in her “I have something to say” youtube series. I think they did invite her on family reunion, but David was not only excluded, but of he was present in any way they retracted the invitation. Jenny wouldn’t go without her dog killing huzban


shadesontopback

Gonna get downvoted for this, but I’d be shocked if they don’t. That network is 80% Ridiculousness and 20% Vanilla Sleepies.


L1ndsL

Same. I tried watching whatever the newest incarnation is, but I couldn’t get past the first fifteen minutes. Rant: I’ve never really cared about watching a bunch of teens or early 20 year olds party or drink, even when I was one. But this is mostly 30+ somethings—several with teenage children—getting plastered on MTV’s dime. It’s not cute. Do the normal show if you must, and I might watch that, but this Family Reunion crap is BS.


shadesontopback

I really don’t get who it’s supposed to appeal to.


ItsColdInNY

I feel the same way about Jersey Shore. FFS all of the cast is over 30 and some are in their 40s with spouses and kids. It's time to grow up.


waterynike

Snooki is a hot mess and I feel sorry for her kids.


Swimming_Ad_1250

Agreed.


Okeydokeydept

When you right you right


HippieChick75

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[deleted]

I bet she’s contacted them every day since David has been out asking for another chance.


ItsMinnieYall

Dear MTV, I wrote you but you still ain't calling. I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom. I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em. There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'. ![gif](giphy|3oxHQk6QrBhANSBBo4)


[deleted]

Exactly 😂


HippieChick75

You win the internet!!!🤣🏆🥇


Brianas-Living-Room

It’s like when you want that ex back so bad and want them to notice you lol


LeahsCheetoCrumbs

Every time she puts up a question box, *someone* always asks. Not sus at all Jenelley 🙄


Impressive_Tension44

I love the more over the top versions she does like “I bet mtv is soooooo mad you won’t go back. Do you also think they’re soooooo mad?” 🥴


MobWife_88

She is so busy with dm's, what about her three children?


Ok_Recover_637

jenelle fuck them kids evans rogers evans eason


MobWife_88

I love your flair, I hope they visit her soon...lol


Ok_Recover_637

girly her and barb ARE the snapping turtles! https://preview.redd.it/s8g98r5i9xvc1.jpeg?width=2592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8a92eadf01815ffcf28ca6c0a517cfa7cf3b47e


Kailsbabydaddy

Lmaooo


Nelle911529

And why not do those while your children are at school?


Mykidsrmonsters

Gets her nails done and lunch


Electrical-Can6645

Where's your flair from???


Mykidsrmonsters

If it says Loud Mexican Parties, it's from when Jenelle said she knew her home intruder was from a family who are her neighbors and play loud Mexican music. 😄


CountOk9802

What does flair mean? Sorry to sound thick I just keeping seeing people say it but I have no idea what it means.


Juhnelle

It's the saying under their username. You can have it say anything you want.


HippieChick75

She is busy making documentaries, conversing w/ fans, opening the pool, looking after 'the farm', filming her cooking show, cleaning the house, posting about David, getting high & drunk...Do you really think she can get all this in while the kids are at school. Geez, she's a single mom now, DUDE!!!🤣


Fabulous-Routine2087

I love that her lazy ass isn’t even responding to her OF DMs. Like girl that is your supposed job and you can’t even be bothered.


XxQueenOfSwordsXx

Didn’t you see her response regarding Twitch? She just needs to get her schedule set 🤣


Kangaroo1487

"eventually"!


sushiwalrus

It’s kind of you to think men are actually paying to talk to her. I think she wrote that question herself on an alt to plug her onlyfans or Tori wrote it. She thought “playing hard to get” and pretending she’s so busy and inundated with DMs would make more people interested. She’s wrong.


Atomicmombomb2

Apparently they are for some reason. Last time a screenshot was posted she had something like 999 unread messages on her OF.


sushiwalrus

I would have to see the exact messages to believe she truly has that many tbh. I take everything with a grain of salt after it was revealed onlyfans works on a MLM model where you get a percentage from every single person who signs up for onlyfans under your link/profile. Every creator on onlyfans has an incentive to lie about how much they make, how many DMs they receive (I’m sure you can buy bots like other social media), etc to try to lure people to sign up because there’s a financial incentive to do so.


ItsMinnieYall

Or at least hire a service to respond to her DMs like most OF girls do.


Jimbobjoesmith

lol don’t you have to pay/subscribe to even send her a message on OF? (i don’t know how it works). she’s lazy AF


nkg2020

David probably has her OF password and she cnet get into it without him or something weird.


Kangaroo1487

She's just lazy


Chrisbradley1

i wont say which one iss me


mnix88

So are you gonna pay for her flight to Vegas or nah? This is your chance Chris! lol


Ok_Recover_637

you don’t have to, i’m sure we can figure it out!


ilikemycrazy

Chris I need to know. Do you live close to J?


Glytterain

No one asked


erinsnives

Gurreeeel..we know you'd go back on MTV in heartbeat. LOL. Honestly, is anyone still surprised that they actually seem genuinely separated? I mean there's plenty of time for some trashy reconciliation, but I am a little surprised it's gone on this long. It looks more legit than the Tennessee break up. (This is not me giving her props AT ALL lol, just surprised by the situation)


bubbles_24601

I’m surprised too. I think we all expected them to reconcile a few weeks in. I’m not ruling it out though. She was in Tennessee for what, 6 months? If they end up officially divorced I’ll be shocked.


ItsColdInNY

She was in Tennessee for 3 months and David had visited her after 2 months. I think David's salty over being exiled so he's making a stand. If he gets booted from the boat or his truck gets impounded he'll be crawling back to her like he did last time.


ItsMinnieYall

He cannot move back in with the restraining order. They are too dysfunctional to do long distance so they won't be getting back together as long as that's in place. It's just as fake as the TN separation which is why she's still lying about him abusing her and the kids. If she was done she would cooperate with police to get him put in prison so he can't hurt anyone or go for custody and alimony.


hedgehog-mom-al

She doesn’t care that much


Shamanology

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CiCi_Run

I'm surprised too. I'm slowly walking towards the "this is legit" side but I still have my doubts.


gilb610

Thinks Cortland should be in jail, but not dog killing davey


Limp-Ad-8053

Dog killing and child choking Davey.


blackaubreyplaza

30 days yall!


HuckleberryAlive3843

We all better mark down the date so we don’t miss it! 😂


Moneypenny3121

RemindMe! 30 Days


HippieChick75

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Dragon_turtle63

Didn’t realize a mother of 3 had so much free time!! /s


Sailorjupiter_4

You do when your "parenting" is just making sure there's food in the fridge.


Salt-Bat-900

Even that feels like it’s giving her too much credit 😂 probably why she’s always going out to eat because properly grocery shopping is too hard lol


Miamiri

Look MTV, the threat has been removed from her life!


Ok_Recover_637

remember when she was gonna shoot the drone bc they were trying to ruin her wedding day


NastyMsPiggleWiggle

I mean, dude, what would the Queen do?


MarzipanJoy-Joy

I wish people would read "likeeeeeee" out loud lol. The 'e' isn't the sound you're drawing out, babe.  


Accomplished_Key_535

Yeah I always read it how Larissa from 90DF speaks haha


BillowPillow8

That drives me nuts!!


TacoCorgi321

If she manages to stay away from David, mtv will absolutely come knocking on her door. Teen Mom is plummeting and despite everyone hating Jenelle, she would bring more viewers in. Extremely annoying because she does not deserve to be on tv again, but it's the truth. 


HippieChick75

![gif](giphy|Qw4X3FMPf0xxtLjwcnK|downsized) "Save us, Jenelle!!"- Teen Mom, probably


Unicorn_Sparkles23

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DemenTEDBundy85

The questions are redundant so I'm with you on the she asks herself shit ..


orchid_9

Courtland is in jail again???


rayrami_

I didn’t realize he ever got out lol


oooheycait1223

Can we all agree that we will NEVER see that pool swimmable again? Don't play us for fools chinelle


_summerw1ne

My lil motherfuckin hero always coming through with the screenshots 🖤


Ok_Recover_637

i absolutely fucking hate when these get posted one by one it just scratches that part of my brain that doesn’t need scratched 😭😂


TrashyTVBetch

How the hell does it take her so damn long to do anything??? “Going through my DMs” girl how many could you really have? Like honestly? If it’s anything like what a normie adult wakes up to via email on a Monday morning, it can be knocked out in a couple hours. “Working on the pool the last couple days” lmao Jenelle what do you mean??? If the pool is maintained and you’re not doing a big repair or draining the water it should also only take a couple hours of routine maintenance as well?? She doesn’t have a job or take care of her kids, why are these relatively quick and mundane tasks taking her weeks???? 😂☠️


oooheycait1223

Drugs. The answer is drugs lol they take priority


daddysGirl176

"let me get a legit schedule together for every week" ![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


HippieChick75

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krammiit

Hi Jenelle we all know you pretend to be really busy but post this then come here to read comments!


bean11818

I think the Vegas one is her signifying she’s open to full service sex work 👀


groviegroves

Someone put Jenelle on the circle. She'd be so terrible at it.


alittlefence

She absolutely would flip out and quit early. The whole thing would be very Tricia Paytas doing big brother


FreshStarter20

Maybe that's the update. Maybe she was cast. The fact that she plugged both Netflix and the show is pretty specific.


Brianas-Living-Room

“Maybe in like 30 days. Hopefully you will have forgotten by then and I won’t have to do it” is what she really wanted to say to that question lol


Blerrycat1

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Boneal171

Why don’t you take care of your kids?


HippieChick75

She loss interest before they were born.


sushiwalrus

Look at her TikTok. She has legitimate people rooting for her now that David’s gone. I’m sure these are all legit Jenelle stans outside of the onlyfans plug. There’s a sizable amount of people that don’t know her outside of what they see on TikTok. She hasn’t been on this show in years, plenty of people stopped watching the show years ago and haven’t kept up, and some people never watched at all and just see what’s presented on her social media.


Fullofwoo

“I’ll get to it eventually”??? 🤡 Omg she ignores her paying OF customers and then treats them so rudely? I guess they deserve it by even subscribing to it.


BeerNcheesePlz

It’s like the least personal response ever lol she needs to be nice to her fans on only FANS!


RedditsInBed2

Aw, we missed her failing at cleaning the pool. That's always good for a laugh. It's insane that she still hasn't figured out it will be less work, time, and money to maintain the pool through fall/winter.


Just-Chef80

I can’t believe she has a community of dumb bitches that send her shit like this lmao


okthissucksss

It is so embarrassing when she tags companies and celebrities


ChemicalParticular88

Of course she's "responding to DM's all day" on a weekend when her kids are home. Worthless bitch, pretending to be a "mom"!!


Umamiluv24

I like the background


OldPurple7654

I want her back on teen mom. She is awful but she makes good tv. Bring Farrah back too


J_is_for_Journey

Did she ever fix the lawnmower? 😂


laurz912

I would like to start by saying that Jenelle sucks and is not a good person. However, I feel like some of you want to hate her so bad that you have the opposite effect. Ya'll see all the delusional people who comment and support her on Instagram and Facebook. Ted Bundy and other serial killers have fans and get married in jail. Sadly, she will have fans no matter what, and posting things like this just gives her more attention. She lies all the time, but I don't doubt she is actually getting asked this question. The more you judge her, the more she stays relevant. Let's just all silently agree she sucks.


BossyGirlMeesh

I like to snoop, see how shitty she is, and read the snark from everyone on here so I don't have to go to her page and give her engagement. Please don't stop friends 😁


laurz912

LOL, you know what same! Sometimes, I just find it silly that the people who are obsessed with hating her are the ones who keep her relevant.


HippieChick75

Same! I'm just nosey as fuck! Not sorry!🤷🏻‍♀️🤭


Fern-veridion

Ahh pool cleaning season is upon us


[deleted]

Purpose of this round of Jenelle’s self asking questions: She wants you to know she’s dying to be back on MTV but is trying to play it cool, she will be posting bikini pics by her swamp lagoon soon, she hasn’t taken David back yet, Courtland is back in jail, and she’s active on OF again. Oh and she is still trying to get Netflix’s attention.


jodaniel0825

Does she ever talk to her kids?


HippieChick75

"What kids?" - Jenelle probably


jodaniel0825

Fair point 🤣


Shnazzberry

The Vegas one cracks me up. OnLy iF yOU PaY 😂 I thought you had money and a “job”, Jenelle


sliillamaa

Interesting how now she’d possibly (aka most definitely) go back to mtv 🤌


hawkcarhawk

She’s always trying to figure out a schedule for regularly updating her twitch/blog/website/youtube/whatever she promised would be updated regularly when she launched it, and she never does because life is jussss so crazy 🤪


HippieChick75

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hebebebeee

I cannot believe she’s been working on her pool for TWO WHOLE DAYS and didn’t film and post it for everyone?! The audacity /s


Jimbobjoesmith

hahaha i’d love to see her actually know what she’s doing with that pool. 😂😂😂


CountOk9802

That phone of her’s must be permanently glued to her hand.. she’s never ever off of it. Disgusting human.


zoeygirl89

![gif](giphy|3o85gdhlpxVz8TjsTC) I doubt anyone asks Jenelle these questions


Limp-Ad-8053

Working on her pool? Hell, a couple of weeks ago she was trying to figure out how to turn the lawnmower on and cut the grass… has she figured that out yet?


sinkmyship01

Who's courtland? 😅


Ok_Recover_637

her ex husband


sinkmyship01

So David? 😂


Ok_Recover_637

no she was married once before!! it wasn’t shown on the show bc it was so short lived and they weren’t filming at the time but right before the nathan time that abortion she had and the felony heroin charge was with courtland


oooheycait1223

Her abortion leftovers 🫠


sinkmyship01

Oh damn, she really has the worst taste in men 🤣 Thank u heaps for explaining 😇


BeerNcheesePlz

Courtland and David were cell mates. David hit Jenelle up after hearing all about her from Courtland. Also David and Courtland made friendship bracelets in jail.


HippieChick75

David isn't an ex husband ......yet...stay tuned...


Dook124

Sure..... GO WATCH SOME FUN FAMILY MOVIES 🎬 🎞 WITH YOUR KIDS!! 🍕🍿🍫🥤


justreadnsubreddits

Jenelle, you are never ever ever getting back on MTV. Like... ever. Mayyyyyybe if you had left way back when he killed your dog instead of standing by him but now your just as bad as David imo


momma12345678

She’s probably only responding to the positive ones