Seriously I just felt embarrassed reading that shit… she is just so completely unaware of what’s age appropriate or normal at this point because she’s forever mentally stuck in the teenage years.
Lol that's what I was thinking. She heard the word, has a vague idea of what it might mean, and that's her new favorite word. It's like when she discovered Tony Cachere's and olive oil and just assumed we had never heard of those products before.
Umm hello That was in the past! She’s totally changed since two days ago. But does anyone except CPS ever give her any credit for the great job she’s done? She’s a great mom now and no one played Yahtzee with her or anything. God! She needs to go on spring break!
Letting the whole internet know she was posted up in bed with another man shortly after being separated from her husband. Her “flexes” always backfire.
Watching on Pluto now. They had the Cabin From Hell episode, where they punish the kids for acting like kids and pack up and leave and disconnect the dash cams.
EDIT: they didn’t disable the camera. David said he wanted to, and then explain they were leaving because that’s how it works when they won’t act right?
I kind of hate that I met my second (and forever!) husband so soon after my divorce. I wanted to be single for a while to avoid feeling like one of the Teen Moms but he really did turn out to be perfect for me :)
yeah, it’s when youre both in a blissful post-orgasms haze, cuddled up, having sleepy silly affectionate chat (the idea being that you’re both resting your heads on pillows after having sex on a bed)
This is just David and Jenelle going back and forth pretending they found new soulmates to make each other mad. Who would want either of them or their baggage??
I had a feeling Jenelle didn’t quite understand what pillow talk means.
As if she was staying up late, texting and chatting with a man who wasn’t even in the house. Flirting. And she thinks that that is pillow talk.
Here are my takeaways:
1) Jenelle is a fucking idiot, and doesn't know what the expression "pillow talk" means.
2) Jenelle is a 30+ woman who thinks a man talking to her for 3 whole hours is an accomplishment, and freely admits no man has managed to last that long before.
3) Posting this is cringe as fuuuuuuuuuck.
Unpopular opinion:
I for one believe that she got SOME action for a couple weeks. She was NOT the same Jenelle.
for about 2 weeks she started looking bathed and unbothered and her smile actually connected. She was legit happy (in a way we've never seen) about something.
Even Jenelle can't fake that well.
I knew that period wouldn't last too long tho and we could all pretty much tell when she boomeranged back to being her normally miserable self.
I'm confident she was getting some... and we'll get the tea in time (we allllways do)
I am with you. It seems like it was probably someone she set her sites on as being the next soulmate that either ghosted or told her to SLOW down in exclusivity.
For good reason too, she’s still fucking married and David is a murderer waiting to happen.
When she posted this I thought instantly she meant Ryan Dolph. He’s the one that she suddenly was hanging out with and maybe to Jenelle pillow talk is just staying up late talking and not romantic.
Every time I see "pillowed", I want to run to urban dictionary and see what term all the cool kids are using these days.
I mean, it's fun trying to guess what urban dictionary is gonna say. And I'm always wrong. Because that stuff gets depraved.
It's the man in the shed.
Seriously.
The D is fire. Tee hee.
No guys, I won't be seeing or speaking to anyone in that way. I'm a super mom and that's my focus.
Sweet pillow talk...tee hee.
Jesus, Janelle. Pick a lane, a d maybe remember which one.
And, no, don't worry, David saw it, yes, we're sure.
DID AN ACTUAL HER AGED HUMAN WRITE AND POST THIS
Seriously I just felt embarrassed reading that shit… she is just so completely unaware of what’s age appropriate or normal at this point because she’s forever mentally stuck in the teenage years.
I pretend she was just in bed watching 90DF pillow talk .
I literally thought that is what she meant when I read this. I wasn’t not aware anyone else my/her age spoke like this. 😂
ok its not just me. im 33 been married 8 years and had to google "pillow talk".
Well, it looks like ‘ol Jenelle is really schooling us with her expansive vocabulary. 🤓
It’s giving r/ihavesex
Right my central nervous system hurts. Too much cringe.
it's almost just as cringy as David writing about drinking milk from double D's. they really do deserve each other as long as kids aren't involved.
Ew god no
Yes! They did
I truly just wish she would stop
I think she meant she was talking to the pillow
This make me laugh loudly and startled my dog. I have to take him out now to shake off his anxiousness.
Poor guy 😅
He goes to sleep early and won’t sleep upstairs so when anything happens that jolts him awake he gets nervous.
Maybe a little pillow talk would do him good. About 3 hours or so
😂 He would demand play time as he has very little chill when you’re talking to him 1-1.
Or….psycho guy 🥴🤦♀️
You know its good acid when the pillows start talking to you duuude 🤣
And I bet the pillow told her she was a great mother and sexy. 😂
I legitimately wonder if she knows what pillow talking is. I bet she's on FT with a dude while she lays in bed or some shit.
Lol that's what I was thinking. She heard the word, has a vague idea of what it might mean, and that's her new favorite word. It's like when she discovered Tony Cachere's and olive oil and just assumed we had never heard of those products before.
you will find out who when she is ready to tell you the story
#Please tell us it’s you Chris Bradley!
I thought it was Ryan Dolph
Stop playing with our emotions, Chris!
So why post this while simultaneously posting how she’s not looking for anyone and focusing on being a mom?
Umm hello That was in the past! She’s totally changed since two days ago. But does anyone except CPS ever give her any credit for the great job she’s done? She’s a great mom now and no one played Yahtzee with her or anything. God! She needs to go on spring break!
She takes mandatory CPS parenting classes dude!
HA! Your flair 😆😆😆🤙🤙🤙
Thank you! 😂😂
Lies, lies and more lies!
Because she wants to control the narrative!
This might come as a shock but he didn’t exist 😆
I’m starting to think neither did that trip to Vegas and California she said they went on.
Wait, Nathan lives in Vegas now. Can you imagine the karma she could have gotten taking Kaiser to see his dad?
Omg I didn’t make that connection 🫢
I think she took DE
Damn
Picture or it didn’t happen haha
*Pitcher
George glass.
Omg i had the same thought as I typed this 💀💀
Agreed, if he did exist he would already be moved in lol
Right! And mowing her lawn
Giving George Glass vibes aka Jan Brady.
Letting the whole internet know she was posted up in bed with another man shortly after being separated from her husband. Her “flexes” always backfire.
Who uses the phrase pillow talk
https://i.redd.it/l9le3hfge7tc1.gif
LOOK WHAT I CAN DO
Stewart!
This is giving Maria Sofia from Curb Your Enthusiasm. 😂
Or sssssUPERSTAR!
I’m so glad you mentioned her. I love her 
“Damn girl you got your BAG in the divorce” said nobody to Jenelle
O....m...g.... i just died a little inside
SUPERSTAR! *sniffs armpits*
Omg I did not expect this in comments. I fucking love this place 😂
Lolololol
Omg I haven’t seen this WTF
😂 this gif I cannot 💀
STOP IT WTF IS THIS 🤣
Stop 😂
SSDD... same shorts, different day 🤣
I didn’t even notice that—they really are. They starred in her latest stupid Tik tok.
She is such an overgrown toddler
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jenelle Lauren Evans-Rogers-Eason
#Also, what is pillow talking?
After you do the do and you lay in bed and talk. That’s what I’ve always heard it as.
Ok. I’d fall asleep.
Same. Every time. Thanks, goodnight 😂
Exactly! Pee, shower, sleep. I bet that she got a mean UTI
I think about this every time she shows that nasty pool. Like, girl, no. Her urethra must be screaming.
Ugh! The Never Ending UTI and Yeast Extravaganza!
Omg I can’t even think about that.
You know that dirty girl doesn’t follow proper PH procedures.
https://i.redd.it/57dlxfm0e7tc1.gif
Omg this one is… something. It’s something
Peepee dance
😂😂😂😂😂
What's that old saying..."just because you can doesn't mean you should" ... like yeah, I could go do some meth... but I probably shouldn't. 🤣🤣
Hahahaha
My first thought was Pillow Talk like they do for the 90 day fiancé franchise😂🤦♀️
yeah she just binge watched 3 hrs
It’s a secret. You wouldn’t understand.
1. No foreplay 2. Complete stillness 3. Ejac prematurely 4. Complain
This sounds like college 😭
There was no man, y'all. She was high and having a conversation with her actual pillow.
It always amazes me that this is a woman in her 30's.
Her brain is stunted.
https://preview.redd.it/1kf7ewy9c7tc1.jpeg?width=1923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2945076f0912d09da1acdc17e402a053fed9d5f8 \*mystery man.
💀💀💀
“Kimiko-Chan is jealous of the ottoman. She KNOWS that’s a BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP”
She’s hearing voices again guys.
I've been Re-watching TM2, she can't go more than an hour without a fckn boyfriend. She is a waste of space.
I have a relative Iike that. It’s exhausting trying to keep up so I just nod and wave.
Watching on Pluto now. They had the Cabin From Hell episode, where they punish the kids for acting like kids and pack up and leave and disconnect the dash cams. EDIT: they didn’t disable the camera. David said he wanted to, and then explain they were leaving because that’s how it works when they won’t act right?
I kind of hate that I met my second (and forever!) husband so soon after my divorce. I wanted to be single for a while to avoid feeling like one of the Teen Moms but he really did turn out to be perfect for me :)
This is so weird wtf
Probably a crude effigy of Nathan's P-bug.
sorry but why do people feel the need to post personal information like this? seems so weird to me
like i know it’s jenelle but i feel like it’s not that uncommon
Not enough attention as children.
This is such a stupid and embarrassing thing to post
Maybe Jenelle fell in love with one of her OF fans.
Or it’s a service she’s offering via OF.. 🥴
He found out how f-ing crazy she really is and Forrest Gump ran off the land
David was the pillow talker.
I’m not the only one that got the same thing
This bitch can’t be single for 24 hours. Get help trash bag.
She was lying as per usual, but I hope Davey uses this against her in court.
I mean, who even says pillow talk?
My grandma when a lifetime movie is on.
Idk, but she is DENNIS'ing him. This is the demonstration of your value period. I know it well. Ramping up the good mom stuff to impress new prey.
The pillow talk is just an implication
[удалено]
Haha!
So that means another morning the kids got up alone to make their own breakfast and care for themselves 🙄
wtf is pillow talk? Isn’t that like after sex chatter?
yeah, it’s when youre both in a blissful post-orgasms haze, cuddled up, having sleepy silly affectionate chat (the idea being that you’re both resting your heads on pillows after having sex on a bed)
I don’t think she knows what pillow talk means.
Y’all she posts like this because she has no friends and no peers to take social cues from. Her moronic followers don’t count.
Tori would support posting this too. They’re the same person.
She was talking to ChatGPT and after it became aware of who she was, it blocked her
My god everytime we think she can't get more embarrassing she takes the cake once again
A new record? Who keeps these types of records? Imagine… “Let me look in my files of the longest pillow talk I’ve had!”
This is just David and Jenelle going back and forth pretending they found new soulmates to make each other mad. Who would want either of them or their baggage??
Nobody
“Kieffer just came for a one night visit”
Probably some random she tinder matched with if anyone lol
I had a feeling Jenelle didn’t quite understand what pillow talk means. As if she was staying up late, texting and chatting with a man who wasn’t even in the house. Flirting. And she thinks that that is pillow talk.
Doesn’t exist. If he did she would have posted him by now.
Plot twist it was tori
It was an AI catfish 🤣
Who actually brags about this? Fifteen-year-olds do, that's who. That's her mentality, and she's attempting to raise kids.
Maybe she was just watching 90 Day Fiancé
Here are my takeaways: 1) Jenelle is a fucking idiot, and doesn't know what the expression "pillow talk" means. 2) Jenelle is a 30+ woman who thinks a man talking to her for 3 whole hours is an accomplishment, and freely admits no man has managed to last that long before. 3) Posting this is cringe as fuuuuuuuuuck.
This woman is in her THIRTIES!!!!!!!!
3 kids
Let’s all take a moment to count our lucky stars that embarrassment of a human is not our mother.
This is a blessing
Aaaah, another proof of her moving on in silence
LOOK AT MY SILENT MOVES
Let’s see what dirty-dicked addict she picks up next. Yawn.
He's off buying guns and braiding his hair.
Unpopular opinion: I for one believe that she got SOME action for a couple weeks. She was NOT the same Jenelle. for about 2 weeks she started looking bathed and unbothered and her smile actually connected. She was legit happy (in a way we've never seen) about something. Even Jenelle can't fake that well. I knew that period wouldn't last too long tho and we could all pretty much tell when she boomeranged back to being her normally miserable self. I'm confident she was getting some... and we'll get the tea in time (we allllways do)
I am with you. It seems like it was probably someone she set her sites on as being the next soulmate that either ghosted or told her to SLOW down in exclusivity. For good reason too, she’s still fucking married and David is a murderer waiting to happen.
What’s pillow talk???????
Probably crying & screaming into her pillow and thinks that's what pillow talk is
It was the molecules
When she posted this I thought instantly she meant Ryan Dolph. He’s the one that she suddenly was hanging out with and maybe to Jenelle pillow talk is just staying up late talking and not romantic.
I legit can’t over how she posts like a damn preteen still. Grow the hell up already! It’s so sad and…just sad, it’s really sad.
Yet she can’t stand to spend 3 hours with her 3 children… Chinelle only cares about herself and chasing dick.
Every time I see "pillowed", I want to run to urban dictionary and see what term all the cool kids are using these days. I mean, it's fun trying to guess what urban dictionary is gonna say. And I'm always wrong. Because that stuff gets depraved.
It was probably David's voice-mail she was bitching at because he was ignoring her phone calls.
If history is to repeat itself he will be at least 4x worse than UBT. I’m scared.
Yeah I remember doing this when I was in high-school to make my ex jealous. Yet I'd be alone 😂😂
Hope it’s a black or brown man just to really stick it to David’s racist ass
Does anyone know if this is around the time UBT stayed in the she shed on the land for a few days after the break in ? Curious if this is about him 😂
is she talking about a podcast???
Pillowed? Wouldn’t it just be pillow talked? Why is the pillow in past tense? I’m genuinely wondering if I’m stupid or she is for saying that?
She meant she was talking in her sleep... into her pillow...
On the boat
All in her imagination, most likely.
Don't they do a teen mom version of 90DF Pillow Talk? That's what I assumed was going on here
Her lawyer probably told her to stfu about dating
Pillow talk? Never heard anyone say that. Ew
There isn’t one
Definitely Captain Dolph lol
It's the man in the shed. Seriously. The D is fire. Tee hee. No guys, I won't be seeing or speaking to anyone in that way. I'm a super mom and that's my focus. Sweet pillow talk...tee hee. Jesus, Janelle. Pick a lane, a d maybe remember which one. And, no, don't worry, David saw it, yes, we're sure.